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taste of a poison paradise | jjk (m) #4

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it’s jimin’s party today

[a/n: i been obsessed w this outfit so i imagine reader wearing sth like this cause its so cute idc if u dont like it]

you go there by foot bc it’s not that far, like a 10 min walk

your feet in these heels are killing you but it doesn’t matter when you look that good

once you arrive, jimin pulls you in for a hug, thanking you for coming

ur not THATTT close w jimin, ur closer w joon and tae

but ur still on friendly terms w jimin

at least way friendlier than jk

its not awkward between u and jimin and u often talk abt ur love for cats and pop culture

unlike u and jk. u can count the amount of convos u’ve had with that loser on one hand and half of those were this month

jimin leads you to taehyung and unfortunately

jungkook is sitting

right beside tae

jk’s wearing a leather jacket and black jeans. his hair is wavy and there are silver rings decorating his pretty fingers

you haven’t seen them since that evening at tae’s and it’s been 3 days since

tae texted u a couple times but ur replies were pretty short to him

and u feel kinda bad

cause its not taes fault??

but ur stubborn. and stupid

tae hands jungkook his solo cup and jumps up from the couch, lunging straight at you

he hugs you tightly, swaying with you from left to right

“i’m glad you made it! all these people are boring,” taehyung says into your ear, squeezing your frame

you chuckle and pull away, hitting his shoulder

he holds you back by your shoulders. “you look good. you came to break hearts.” he nudges your hip with his

he’s soooo annoying

but the compliment is rising to your head

your relationship w tae is like a brother or cousin

he’ll only tell you you look good if you actually look good

and he’ll tell you if you look like shit

“come, sit with us,” he says as he makes some extra space on the couch. he takes the seat next to jungkook

thats when you remember that jungkook is here.

you pretend you don’t notice him though

and he seems to be doing the same thing

asshole.

you don’t really feel like drinking tonight so you decline tae’s offer of getting you something to drink

you spend the next twenty minutes listening to tipsy taehyung rambling about his call of duty wins

yawn

you get up and tae instantly tugs on your wrist

“where u going?”

you sigh. “bathroom. i’ll be right back.”

he nods and lets go of your wrist, turning to jungkook to continue his uninteresting conversation

you push your way through the sea of sweaty and smelly bodies

there’s a pair making out in front of the bathroom door so you push past them as well and enter the bathroom

you lock the door and take care of your business

you wash your hands and glance at yourself in the mirror, fixing your makeup a bit before turning on your heels and unlocking the door

just as you unlock the door, the door swings open

uhh

you did not do that

like u did not open the door it just swung open on its own.

in that split second you think it’s someone who desperately needs to use the bathroom

but your heart drops straight into your ass when you make eyecontact

with

jeon

jung

fucking

kook

THE FUCKKK

you can’t even understand what’s happening

you can barely react

when jungkook

suddenly

and gently

pushes you back into the bathroom by your waist

his hands are respectfully placed but it still sends a shiver up your spine and down all your limbs

haha

wow

😂😂😂😂

jungkooks hands on your waist for a few seconds

who wouldve thought

he walks in and shuts the door behind him

and you know you’re not going crazy but was that… the click

of

the

door

locking????

did he just? lock the door??

you look up at him, lips parted but not a single word on your tongue for him

he leans against the closed door and shoves his hands into his pockets

you frown at him, confused on why he’s trapping you in the bathroom

“what the hell, dude?” your annoyance is clear in the tone of your voice

cause what the HELL jungkook???

“i couldn’t find any other proper moment to come talk to you,” he says but you can’t bring yourself to believe him when he’s got a shit-eating grin on his lips

you roll your tongue against the inside of your cheek and cross your arms over your chest. “talk?”

what could he possibly want to talk about with you???

“yeah. i said i didn’t like you but i hope you know it was a joke. i’m sorry it didn’t come across that way.”

you drag your eyes slowly down his figure, hoping you look like you’re judging the fuck out of him

but he doesn’t react

in

the

slightest

“is that all?” you ask as you make eye contact with him again.

he stares at you for a moment longer before pushing himself off the door, closing the distance between you two

you automatically take a step back but your bum is already pressed against the sink, leaving you with nowhere to go

fuck

FUCK

why is he getting closer still

he stops right in front of you, tips of his shoes touching yours

body menacingly looming over yours, making you tilt your chin to look up at him

he stares you down, tongue playing with the double lip rings in the corner of his bottom lip

fuck he’s hot

like fuck. he’s so hot

he says, “tae was right, you know.”

you scrunch your brows together and struggle to find your voice. you compose yourself quickly though

“about?”

he answers right away. “you look real fucking good.”

ah

hahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

😂😂😂😂😂😂

right right

😂😂😂😂

so funny.

his voice is so sultry and the way he’s staring you down like he’s enjoying the view. like he wants to devour you whole

it almost makes your knees buckle

GIRL GET IT TOGETHER

he’s literally your junior be serious

you try to stand your ground

no you HAVE to

the fuck you look like being weak in front of this little shit

“thanks. anything else?”

wowww bitchy much?

he stares at you for a moment longer before shaking his head. “nope.”

“good. get out of my way then.” you wave your fingers back and forth to tell him to get lost

he chuckles and steps aside, watching as you push past him and leave him to stare at your retreating ass

you make your way back to where tae was but he’s gone

of course he is

you look around the room, annoyed with all the people dancing and shoving up against you

all of a sudden, a hand on your shoulder makes you slightly jump

you turn and see tae

PHEWWW thought u were gonna get harassed or something

“y/n, you haven’t drank anything yet, right?” he slurs his words and you roll your eyes

this can only mean he wants you to do something

“jungkook wants to go home but he has a speaker jimin really wants. do you mind walking home with him and bringing the speaker back with you?”

what

literally what😭

“please?” he says as soon as he sees the doubt on your face

you sigh, shaking your head at his ridiculousness. “i can’t believe you’re asking me to do that.”

he frowns. “what? i’ve asked you to come to my place at night too.”

“i’m not talking about walking at night, i’m talking about making me go with jungkook.”

“he hasn’t apologized yet?”

huh

how’d he know jk was going to apologize?

“how do you know he wanted to apologize?”

“because it’s jungkook.” he rubs his nose and looks around before looking back at you. “have you ever seen him at a party before? he came to this party just to apologize to you cause he knew you’d come and he wouldn’t have another opportunity. that’s why he’s already leaving despite only having been here for like half an hour.”

you don’t know if that’s just tae being drunk or if he’s actually telling you the truth

bc why

why is that

so

sweet?

were you being dramatic? 😭😭

for being mean to him??

over something so silly

u kinda were lowkey babes.

you sigh softly.

“alright.”

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[transgirlcharlie]

i feel like that 'smelly cat' song from friends describes charlie kelly....same energy......................smelly rat

[ghost-roads]

give your followers a chance to finally remember who the fuck you are and put in the tags your old urls

[horrorvelvet]

10 songs i’m obsessed with

i was tagged by the lovely @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault!! thanks for giving me an excuse to gush over music :)

1. in quiet rooms by ollie mn

i really love all of ollie mn’s music but this song in particular is my new favorite, his cover of ‘may i have this dance’ is also super beautiful

2. business by catfish and the bottlemen

this song is such a bop! it was my favorite song my sophomore year of hs and i’ve recently started listening to them again after their new single came out. i really forgot how much i love them

3. poems by hippo campus

i’m never going to make a favorite songs list without this song! my friend and i have a tradition of blasting it at full volume in her car on the way home after we hang out. it’s a super chill song but it’s also really fun to scream to

4. novels by rusty clanton

this song really holds a special place in my heart. it’s just really lovely?? i don’t really know how to describe it tbh just listen to it!!

5. sleep on the floor by the lumineers

‘cleopatra’ is one of my favorite albums of all time so picking a favorite is really hard for me but this song really just makes me want to throw some shit into a backpack and take an impromptu cross-country road trip

6. greek god by conan gray

i love conan gray with all my heart and i truly believe that he’s incapable of making a bad song but this one?? i really didn’t expect him to make something like it but i’m 10/10 here for it

7. read my mind by the killers

i only found this song yesterday but i’m already in love!! the lyrics are so good and it has a cool sort of retro vibe to it

8. i always wanna die (sometimes) by the 1975

their new album was really a trip lol. this song (along with love it if we made it) is definitely my favorite!! it’s somehow heartbreaking but incredibly upbeat at the same time

9. i want to break free by queen

so i grew up listening to queen but i went a good 3-4 yrs without listening to them. then i went to see bohemian rhapsody with my best friend a few months back and i fell in love with their music all over again! this one in particular is one i really loved as a kid and i’m really glad i found it again!

10. all off them dreams by tom rosenthal

another obligatory song! i love this song with all my heart, it’s so calming it’s my go to sleep song it just a sort of indescribable feeling to it (especially the new version with orla gartland) but it’s so lovely!!

i tag anyone else who wants to do this!! tag me if you decide to, i love finding new music:)

[imnotcrazyimawesome]

RULES: List 10 songs that you’re currently obsessed with and tag 10 people

I was tagged by the awesome @froodooboogins. My taste in music tends to be kind of all over the place but this looks like fun!

1. This Is Me (Keala Settle from the Greatest Showman soundtrack) 

2. Super Trouper (Meryl Streep from the Mama Mia! soundtrack) 

3. Havana (J. Fla Cover)

4. Drugs And Candy (All Time Low) 

5. Diet Soda Society (The Maine)

6. The Last Of The Real Ones (Fall Out Boy) 

7. Night Surgeon (Repo! The Genetic Opera soundtrack)

8. Kingdom Hearts (Play! Orchestra) 

9. Girls/Girls/Boys (Panic At The Disco) 

10. Lost Boy (Relient K)

So yes enjoy this look into my odd collection of music! I tag @moosemajesty @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault, @whynotfabulous,  and @cestvisagesmonde though you guys of course don’t have to do it. As always if anyone wants to share their own crazy music tastes with the world feel free to do it and say I tagged you! 

[wakachja]

i was tagged by @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault​ for the “6 selfies of 2017 challenge” thank you <3 <3 <3

Tagging : anyone who want to ! if you wanna do the challenge i’m tagging you !

[aliienboi]

can’t believe I actually got tagged to do something??? thanks @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault (im still not convinced you didn’t tag me by accident)

2017 was a wild fucking year and tbh I don’t remember a whole lot of the beginning of the year?? I just know a shit ton happened and this year has had a lot of ups and downs and I did a lot of dumb shit but I also did a lot of growing and learning from my mistakes so there’s that.

Anyways I’m tagging @myborrowedmemories , @stanminseok , @jellinabean , @ptxandlife , @flighty-temptresss and @oakleyandptx for the 2017 six selfies challenge, as well as anyone else who would like to do this (I could only tag six but there were so many people I wanted to tag) and of course *you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to* !!!!

[astxlphe]

Tagged by : @simply-m-a-d

Tagging: @kahylan @alasseablack @comealxngpond @linzanytcg @phoenix-the-abyssal @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault @apeironstella

[misfitsarah]

I was tagged by @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 people.

Nicknames: they are mostly italian nicknames but most people usually just call me by my whole name

Gender: female

Star Sign: Sagittarius sun, Capricorn Moon and Gemini Rising

Height: 1.67 m

Time: 11:13 am

Birthday: December 3rd

Favorite Bands: SO MANY (Green Day, Simple Plan, The Cure, The Smiths, MCR, P!ATD, FOB, Twenty One Pilots, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, The Script)

Favorite Solo Artists: John Mayer, Avril Lavigne, Frank Sinatra, Sam Phillips, Ron Pope, Tyler Hilton

Song stuck in head: right now, it’s "Get Used To" a song by a ductch indie duo called Nosoyo. So obsessed with this song.

Last Movie Seen: Murder on the Orient Express

Last Show Watched: I’ve been away for a week so the last show I watched was probably one of the the newly released episodes of either Big Bang Theory or Jane the Virgin or How to get away with murder

Why did you create your blog: I have no idea, I think it was totally random and at first I didn't even like it because I didn't quite get how tumblr worked but now it's my favourite social media platform and I love it

What do you post/reblog: Mostly posts about fandoms I'm in, random funny stuff that doesn't even make sense, aesthetic and pretty things like travel photos or dresses and outfits

Last thing you googled: "aesthetically pleasing movie theatres in NYC"

Other blogs: I only have one

Do you get asks: Not really

Why you picked your URL:  at the time I was pretty obsessed with the british tv series "Misfits" but it also kinda made sense

Average hours of sleep: I guess 6 or 7, but in the last few weeks I've slept like 3 hours per night almost every night

Lucky number: I always say 7 but it never brought me any luck tbh, so maybe 3 (?)

Instruments: I've played the flute for years and I'm learning to play guitar

Current Outfit: skinny jeans I wore to class this morning and my favourite comfy ugly sweater I only wear at home

Dream Job: that's what I would like to know. It changes all the time. Right now I think I dream of being a writer (books or screenplay), having my own radio show, or work in a record label

Dream Trip: since I literally just been to NYC, I think right now it would Paris or Rome

Favorite Food: pasta, pizza, fries, apple pie

Favorite Song Right Now: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman

Last Book I Read: I'm not reading so much lately, the last book I finished was a book for University called "Lenguaje femenino, lenguaje masculino" (which translated from Spanish would be "Femele language, male language)

Top 3 fictional universes: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl

Tagging: @coloredjade @myhearthasbeenwelltrained @thisissofreakinglame @jualwaysthere @apolohgy @browneyed-gypsyqueen @danielleruleroftheuniverse @direwolf-of-winterfell @elderwand @ihaveliterallynochill @queengallaghr @radioactiveslove @vveraaustralia @yesbubblebutt17-blog-blog

[multifandom-brainrots]

Tagged by: @iwriteficsnottragediesladies

Tagging: @a-random-girl-with-a-random-blog @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault @mishasaurus

Name - Imogen

Nickname - Immy, Sally, Salazar, Tony, Steve and Arsehole

Gender - Pangender

Height - 5'8"

Star Sign - Virgo

Sexuality - Bisexual (although I'm probably pansexual but I identify with the bi label more).

Hogwarts House - Slytherin

Favorite Animal - Horse

Average Hours Of Sleep - 5 hours

Dog or Cat - Doggo

Blankets I Sleep With - 1

Dream Trip - Go to Disneyland with all my friends and meet @a-random-girl-with-a-random-blog while I'm there.

Dream Job - Actress

When I Created My Blog - ?????

Follower Count- 86

Why I Decided To Have A Tumblr- I had heard a lot about it so I thought "Eh why not?" and was promptly sucked into hell.

Meaning Behind My URL- I mean I'm a multifandom blog and I'm in slytherin and it was the first thing I thought of so

[ifeelspecial]

Hi! 

I was tagged by the lovely @alwayswanttohavefun  

Name: Jane

Nickname: is it lame if i say I don’t have one?

Gender: Female

Star sign: Virgo

Height: 5′ 5″

Sexuality: Bisexual

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite Animal: CATS!!

Average amount of sleep: ranges from 5 hours to 10 hours

Dog or Cat person: Cat person (but I love both)

Dream trip: Paris

When i made this blog: a year or two ago?

Followers: 330 

Why I made this Blog: To have somewhere to scream about dnp

The reason behind your url: “I feel special” “you are”

I tag:

@courteous-lamp @user69me @minionpotter42 @howell-at-the-prince-lester @danssttripedshirt @drarry-potato @dorky-hufflepuff @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault @fighterfortheforgotten @thaphantrashcan and anyone else who wants to do it :)

[ghost-roads]

smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault -> longlive-allthememories

i'm trying out this new URL, see if it sticks lol

[idek-issues]

20 followers I'd like to know better

(Tag 20 followers) Tagged by: @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault

Name: Isaiah Nickname: Izzy, Tards, Idek, it varies Gender: Dude Sign: Apparently, capricorn Height: 6'5" ish

Sexuality: Mostly straight? Idk/c Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw Fav colour: Turquoise Fav animal: Ravens Fav fictional character: Probably Ronan Lynch from the Raven Cycle, or Inej from six of crows. Fav singer/band: Right now, Rise Against, but it varies a lot. Are you a cat or a dog person: both

Time rn: 10:41 PM Average hours of sleep: At school, 2-4, At home, 10-16 How many blankets do you sleep with: 2

Dream trip: Ireland, or somewhere in central America Dream job: Musician

When did you make your blog: some time in 2013 I think When did it hit its peak: like, yesterday

Tagging: @linaisbluepancake @nootdootjoot

[wakachja]

I was tagged by @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault (thanks <3 <3 <3)

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 people.

Nicknames: Meg, and various nicknames about my green hair

Gender: female

Star Sign: Cancer

Height: 1.64 m

Time: 5:42pm

Birthday: June 26th

Favorite Bands: Imagine Dragons, Fob, P!ATD, Bastile, Alvvays, ToP, Vampire Weekend and many more

Favorite Solo Artists: dodie, Harry Styles, Keaton Henson, Sufjan Stevens, Hozier, Borns, Marina Diamandis, Hayley Kiyoko, Declan McKenna, Lorde, Lady Gaga and many more

Song stuck in head: Would you be so kind by dodie

Last Movie Seen: Hunt for the wilderpeople by Taika Waititi

Last Show Watched: Black Mirror

Why did you create your blog: there was that thing back in the days called project365 (it was a photography thing) and fandoms

What do you post/reblog: fandoms, memes, puns and aesthetic stuff

Last thing you googled: something about Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Do you get asks: very very rarely

Why you picked your URL: it’s a made up word from a few years ago

I follow: 314

Followers: 349

Average hours of sleep: around 7:30 i think ?

Lucky number: 3, 8 and 11

Instruments: Piano, ukulele and a little bit of guitar

Current Outfit: White and red baseball shirt, plaid shirt, black sweatpants, dinosaurs socks and slippers. fashion.

Dream Job: something linked to art i think ? and traveling ? also maybe working on set of paranormal shows idk ?

Dream Trip: New Zealand, Australia, Sweden, Japan, Canada, a roadside attractions/cryptids roadtrip of the USA and many more

Favorite Food: Sweet potatoes, cheese, fries, coffee eclair, berries

Favorite Song Right Now: Faded heart by Borns, Water by Ra ra riot (or basically, the DGHDA’s soundtrack)

Last Book I Read: finished : Good Omens, and currently, Ghost of our past : the Ghostbusters book (i have so many books started)

Top 3 fictional universes: Doctor Who, DGHDA, TAZ ? or EOS10 ?

Tagging: @magicofyourlife @crowleys-throne @awaywithmyimaginati0n @summergoldilocks @mashachester @nomorestupidangels @batmanisagatewaydrug  and anyone who wants to do it !!!

[jubbyedits]

your stuff is gorgeous holy shit !!! ♡

thank u sm!!!!

[astxlphe]

Tagged by: @icantthink-ofagoodname

Rules:

We’re snooping up on your playlist. Set your entire music library on shuffle and report the first 10 tracks that pop up! Then choose 10 additional friends.

1. Reasons - Earth Wind & Fire

2. Test Drive - John Powell (music from How to Train your Dragon)

3. Iris (Hold Me Close) - U2

4. Otherside - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

5. He’s a Pirate - Klaus Badelt (PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl original soundtrack)

6. This Hard Land - Bruce Springsteen

7. Casey Jones - Grateful Dead

8. Brilliant Disguise - Bruce Springsteen 

9. Cedarwood Road - U2

10. Paradise - Coldplay

Tagging @simply-m-a-d @smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault @kahylan  (this rule assume that I have ten friends. I don’t have ten friends)