#smeagol is my little meow meow..
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this is not normal;…!!!! AUGAHAHHHHH LITTLE GUYS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY LIFE!!
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#canon’s art#fanart#art#the hobbit#lord of the rings#smeagol#gollum#they are two separate characters in my head nothing will ever change that.#i have a visceral hatred for gollum#smeagol is my little meow meow..#bilbo baggins#i love him so much you guys dont even know oguhghghg#my favorite guy ever EVER!!!#frodo baggins#peregrin took#pippin#meriadoc brandybuck#merry brandybuck#merry and pippin#DYNAMIC DUO#I WILL DIE FOR THEM. MY SILLIES….#kind fellas#thorin oakenshield#bagginshield#they make me ill probably#samfro#IMPLIED!#they also make me insane.#I LOVE HOBBITS!! *falls to the floor*
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#trying to settle a debate between my sibling and I#to be clear im team meow meow#just a pathetic little guy#gollum#smeagol#lord of the rings#my post
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aaaaaaa so tumblr is not a functional website and it ate my next two drafted asks so prepare to get tagged in textposts but @brambleberrycottage sent Lord of The Rings (which will be v interesting bc im quite new to this franchise so pls dont crucify me i know nothing im baby lol) for the fandom ask game:
✨ send me a fandom and i'll answer with the following!
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
↣ VERY IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE but i think i have no choice but to go with aragorn. idk i dont know enough yet about all the lore of the universe to unpack this but. idk. something about that specific Flavor of generational trauma and the concept of corrupted legacy/rejecting his bloodline and coming back to it and learning to accept it and himself and what that means for middle earth in the grand scheme of things and h ow he has to 'forgive' himself/his kind to help everyone else. idk idk. It Compels Me. ive only seen the movies 3 times and i have not yet read the books so im sorry if im saying anything stupid aldjfkfhf 😭
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
↣ SAM!!! SAMWISE GAMGEE !!! SAMWISE THE BRAVE! he is so so friend shaped i just love him so much so many of his scenes make me ugly cry. he was my big toss up for blorbo in this ranking. but i want to squish him. you know ???????
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
↣ NO idea who is underrated in this fandom but i have a Soft Spot for boromir. hes that type. the type we've discovered i always love. the traumatized man with emotional problems who is overconfident. akdjfkfjfkgfj and i KNOW he obviously has his faults but he redeems himself and he reminds us of his true character and he does right by those halflings in the end by god 😭😭 still sad abt it
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
↣ again not that obscure probably idk enough of the more background ppl yet and idk who is popular but i have a soft spot for king theoden. his speech on the hill about burying his son always rly gets to me and he seems very noble and level-headed and fair, if not a little bit prideful at times. so interested in the concept of legacy and the way he talks about it and then how aragorn talks about it too and i always wonder if there is meant to be contrast/reference between them.
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
↣ LISTEN..... DO NOT COME FOR ME BUT ITS KIND OF SORT OF SMEAGOL......hear me out. if faramir hadnt caused frodo and same to betray him i think he might still have been good and might still have been free of the ring at last. and idk if that lines up w the lore at all i may be talking out of my ass. im just saying i feel so so terrible about that twist happening to him bc he seemed so happy and free before the ring and then its just IMMEDIATE awfulness and crimes forever. he must be suffering. he died suffering. for the stupid ring. id like to think in another universe he gets something better.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
↣ im sorry this is literally frodo i think 😭 canonically and also fandom-wise. frodo ily i am sorry this burden ruined your life it PHYSICALLY pains me, literally, yet i cannot stop reading about it and thinking abt your struggles.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
↣ OBVIOUSLY SAURON OR SARUMAN.....NEXT QUESTION
#star unasks#as i said ive seen these movies a limited number of times and am not very aware of the lore#so i have no idea if ive said anything insane or not#if so please forgive me these are very casual thoughts lol#lotr#thank u so much for the ask and im sorry this webbed site ate it !!!!#brambleberrycottage#star.txt
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lotr for the blorbo asks! or the flyers if that's already been asked lol
oooh thank you kelsey i will be doing both obviously
lord of the rings
blorbo: eowyn
scrunkly: pippin
scrimblo bimblo: eomer
glup shitto: haldir
poor little meow meow: in my lotr?? i don't think so (objectively the only correct answer would be smeagol but i don't care for him)
horse plinko: gandalf (pippin and i could make him so mad if we teamed up)
eeby deeby: grima womrtongue
flyers
blorbo: travis konecny 🥰 (i wish tk fans on here were less weird so i could reblog more tk stuff)
scrunkly: joel farabee
scrimblo bimblo: sean coots (underappreciated by hockey media not other fans)
glup shitto: jvr is the licheral definition of a glup shitto
poor little meow meow: kevin hayes 🥴
horse plinko: cam atkinson (he's a lil guy it would be funny)
eeby deeby: justin braun
#thank you so much this was so fun!!!#i love all my blorbos 💗#everyone else please send me more i loved this so much#kelsey you're a gem 💗💗#answered#maharielhawke
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Fandom ask! Go for Lord of the Rings
hell yeah!
blorbo (fave): gimli and sam!!!!!
scrunkly (cutie babies): all four hobbits. i keep trying to pick one in particular i find cutest but theyre all cute in their own way i cant pick. i just want to -------pinch their chubby little hobbit cheeks.
scrimblo bimblo (underrated fave): not gonna lie, all my blorbos are pretty Rated. but no one talks about theoden enough, so theoden!
glup shitto (obscure fav): narvi was namedropped on a door once now they live rent-free in my head forever
poor little meow meow: sauron but SPECIFICALLY the ten seconds of sauron in the movies that was just an eye frantically looking around as barad-dur collapsed. SO pathethic. i love him.
also shoutout to smeagol for being the actual embodiment of a wet and pathetic poor little meow meow.
horse plinko (character to torment for fun): tough one. but i kinda really liked it when the three hunters were fucking sprinting across rohan and suffering. so these three get to go back in the plinko. (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): i love glorfindel but i think it would be fun to send him to superhell just to see what he could do down there.
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hi miranda! LotR for the blorbo ask game, maybe?
hii linden!! literally thank you so much for asking this is going to be so difficult. and probably mostly inaccurate by the time I watch or read again because literally they are all my blorbos. even gollum.
blorbo: this time around it's Boromir I mean. he has a valiant and loyal heart, even if it has been defeated by temptation. his dying words- "I would have followed you; my captain, my lord, my king." to Aragorn, the very man born to unseat the house of his fathers, taking many arrows in defense of merry and pippin (beloved), two who were in no way capable of saving themselves then.
scrunkly: Samwise (the brave) okay literally I love him. I would die for Sam and also like. he just is the most pure hearted person of the whole company, he undervalued himself and he only wants for simple things and he is my everything literally my best friend samwise gamgee.
scrimblo bimblo: Théoden king of rohan. I can't even explain to you how many times I have cried over him and I am actually just going to attach this message I sent to jude at 8pm yesterday shortly after crying about Théoden.
glup shitto: EOWYN. my WIFE. I love her and her fierce heart and her love for her people that is strong enough to drive her to desperation and strong enough still to fight away from the brink of despair even when all hope is lost. my light in dark places when all other lights go out
poor little meow meow: smeagol.. literally he is the poorest of all little meow meows he's friendless and lonely and he just wanted someone to riddle with and the nasty hobbit steals his literal only possession. I see him I understand him I pity him I love him.
horse plinko: denethor my beloathed. I am filled with relief when he dies and he is just. terrible. influence of the eye or not he plays blatant favorites with his sons, both of whom I love, and he is an arrogant ass 90% of the time.
eeby deeby: Gríma Wormtongue. sniveling little wretch. throw him in the Balrog pit
#oh look an ask#mutuals tag#ty soo much for asking linden literally this took me so long but it was a joy#lotr era
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Quotes from Mary Poppins
So I was in Mary Poppins this summer and it was the best show I've ever done, it was also one of the funniest backstage experiences I've ever had so here's some quotes from rehearsals :)
I'm referring to everyone by their character names except if they're my friends yeet
My friend Miranda, staring me dead in the eyes: “Cannibalism."
Both of us simultaneously: "hmmmm”
Miranda, frantically: “Do you want some.... boNeLesS AiR”
(She then proceeded to research if boneless air was a thing for like ten minutes)
Me, angrily: “buT wE hAvEnt had our mILK”
Honestly idk who this was: “What is in your boob?”
(Context: we were all volunteering at a meat raffle, which I didn't know was a thing before then but ok)
The guy in charge of the raffle: “If you’re selling tickets, stand up”
*everyone simultaneously drops to the floor*
Guy running the raffle: “Hors d’oeuvres is not a person”
The same guy, a half hour later: “I’m not trusting you, because you said hors d’oeuvres were a country”
The radio:“I’m looking for some way to bond with my kids” Miranda, whispering: “Mr. Banks?”
My friend Anthony:“That’s like the worst way to reduce reuse recycle”
Miranda during rehearsal for Step in Time, pretending to be on Disney Channel:“Hi, I’m a low class citizen, and the only time I see the light of day is at night”
Anthony, sinisterly:“We’re all dead bodies in the end”
Anthony, in the car: “Smells like... g g g g g g g g g g ggrravy”
Miranda:“buT THEY TORE MY spinal cord.... aGAIN!?!?!”
Anthony, walking out of rehearsal:“It smells like a hot dog out here”
Me:“mE”
Anthony, incredulous:“you smell like a hotdog?!?”
Also Anthony:“My uvula is quook”
My friend Maddie, who we all call Marcy bc that was her "character" for the show and it stuck:“Why do you guys know what windex smells like??? Hello???”
Miss Andrew: “You don’t smell windex? What’s wrong with you???”
Anthony, in the car, shouting:“sTEP AWAY FROM THE GOODS”
Anthony, discussing Into the Woods:“I feel like Little Red is sort of like Smeagol”
Me: “There’s a whole family standing in the middle of the road??”
Anthony:“Are they ok?” Me:"They’re not even crossing, they’re just chilling.”
Anthony to me, while in the fake plant section at the craft store: “It’s like you’re trying to get into leaf Narnia”
Miranda to me: “You look like the Kool Aid Man”
Anthony, to me:“Go onto stage like ‘OoOh yEaH”
Anthony, to the tune of one of he songs:“Reeeedd Robin, Yum!”
Miranda, dramatically crossing her legs:“I’m a fucking queen” *mouth pops*
Miranda calling after me on my way out the door:“Wait I’ve gotta tell you a secret “ *whispers in one ear* “the snack that smiles back” * in other ear* “goldfish”
Me, singing:“Someone is returning”
Miranda:“the demons in my house when I’m coming home”
Miranda, in a whisper:“Mary and Bert look like they’re gonna fight”
Anthony, in the car: “No one is alone.. that’s kinda scary”
Anthony:“When I was young, I ate people”
Miranda:“crispy”
Miranda, in the car after a long rehearsal, exhausted:“Can we play some tunes? I don’t want some hard tunes tho, I want gentle tunes”
I honestly don't know who this was, probably Anthony:“Why are you discriminating against whales?”
Miranda, with jazz hands:“Just a spoonful of... pizazz!”
Miranda, a few minutes later:“Just a spoonful of soot helps the depression go down”
Miranda:“What’s the month after January?”
Me, sister struggling:*counts on fingers* “October, November, December, January, feBRUARY”
Anthony,:“Doesn’t it smell like cat food? Oh no that’s McDonalds”
Anthony:“You smell like Cheerios.”
Me:“Thanks????”
Mary, standing by the roof set we had:“Bert, you look like a cat”
Bert, on the roof: “meow”
Marcy, working on her character:“I’m doing research... drug research “
Marcy, trying to explain her character to me:“Marcy Tippetome is a drug addict. But she’s addicted to Tylenol”
Bert:“Bloody hell”
Michael:“sTOP THERE ARE CHILDREN “
Bert:“well you’re the one who keeps pretending to shoot people on stage”
Anthony, singing:“Someone smells like celery!!!!”
Anthony, moments later:“So I was in my room and my body collapsed”
Miss Andrew:“In 20 years I’ll be like ‘hey, you owe me a soda kid’”
Michael:“I’ll be dead in 20 years”
Mr. Banks:“All hair is dead”
Miranda:*bad Italian accent* “would you like some rigatoni???”
Anthony:“Spit the alcohol out Marcy”
Miranda, ranting:“The government can leave. I only know... I don’t know English”
Miranda, reenacting the Sound of Music:“Donde es Maria??”
Miranda and Anthony:*speaking in simmish for ten minutes*
Bert:“I’m gonna hiss. Like a cat. Meow.”
Mary:“Bert, I’m done with you. Jump off the rooftop.”
Probably Anthony??? I don't know:“My name is Margaret, and I like cheese”
Me:“Michael who? I only know mILK”
Anthony:“Remember when I asked what century it was?”
Anthony:“There’s blood on my finger”
Miranda, deadpan:“blood is the cure”
Me:“There’s something in your pocket”
Anthony, nonchalantly:“it’s just a chair”
One of the statues:“Ohmigod who’s on your phone screen Anthony?”
Anthony:“I’m gay”
Anthony, staring into the distance:“Death is my cure”
Anthony, moments later:*valley girl accent* “I’m gonna die”
Miranda, disdainfully:“I never had emo phase. I didnt want to associate with tHAT”
Me to Anthony because he had to wear this frog costs and it was skintight: “Dicks out for Mary Poppins”
Anthony, giving Mrs Banks a hug:“Hi mom!”
Mrs. Banks, deadpan:“did I give you the permission to touch me?”
Anthony, after we went to Wendy's:“Oh my gosh there’s a spoon between my legs! I just wanted my phone and I reached down and then... there’s ice cream on my crotch”
Also Anthony:“I was exhaling really intensely the other day and my tongue started flopping around”
My little brother right before tech week:“Dress rehearsal?? More like stress rehearsal”
Anthony:“Marcy put the Tylenol DOWN!”
Miranda:“Noooo, she’s doing cocane”
(I swear we're good children I'm sorry)
The lady who played Queen Victoria, approaching Miranda:“Can you blow into my eye?”
An ensemble member:“Don’t choke me”
Mr. Banks:“I don’t even know you yet”
Miss Lark, handing someone her dog puppet:“Here, hold my bitch”
Literally all of my friends: *simultaneous “it’s poppin”*
Who knows, but now we all say it:“Rest IP”
Anthony, buying frozen yogurt at the mall between shows:“Is chocolate supposed to be crispy??”
Me, dying inside because I thought it would be a good idea to leave my show tights on while we went to the mall:“Oh No tHeReS SorBeT oN mY TigHtS!?!”
Ok backstory: we had this table for Spoonful of Sugar that is supposed to break and then magically repair itself. So it's motor powered, and so far it's been working great. Fun! So the last night of the show arrives. I accidentally sweep the guy playing Robertson Ay because he's on the floor, so we're already dying. Mary goes to fix the table, and it goes as planned, only to revert back to broken a moment later with a bang. I'm breaking character, and trying to keep singing, but I lose it bc out stage manager offstage, sounding completely dead inside, goes:“Well, there goes the table.”
????:“Why is it wet??” Anthony:“Because I salivate”
Michael, on his way out the door on closing night:“Keep it poppin”
(I cried)
Other notable moments:
This girl started crying about cows in the middle of rehearsal bc she loved them so much
The guy who played Mr. Banks did origami and he made me a dragon
The lady playing Mrs Andrew would regularly balance chairs on her chin
I had to pretend to rip a dolls arm off and the second night I actually ripped its arm off oops
One night I forgot to preset said doll, so it didn't have an arm for a full scene
We'd been joking about building a fort in the dressing room for a while so on the last day, we walked in to find Mrs Banks surrounded by chairs. "It's Fort Banks." She said. Someone had blankets in their car and suddenly there was an actual blanket fort in the dressing room
The girl who played the messenger would write letters to Mr Banks to read during the shows. One of them was about robbing a bank, I think??? She gave him her address and we're still waiting for a reply for the final letter
The flying equipment got caught on the lights one rehearsal and Bert almost died
We'd sing Feed the Birds for warm ups sometimes and I'd cry. every. time.
We were in the Disney store, and the Mary Poppins trailer starts playing as we’re buying Mary Poppins shirts, with Mary Poppins shirts already on
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