#smartass flo needs to stop being a smartass

[florablume]

“ i think this diaper is on wrong ”

“Honey, I know how to put a diaper on. I’ve changed plenty of them over the years.” Flora rolled her eyes, dismissing him almost immediately. She went to throw the dirty diaper in the trash, thankful to get rid of the horrible smell. That was one thing about having a newborn that she didn’t miss - the awful stench they could produce - remarkable for such a tiny person. 

She gave in to a huge yawn, having to lean on the counter to stop herself from stumbling or keeling over altogether from fatigue. Sleep had been so hard to come by, what with taking it in turns to wake up for Nora, making sure Fin was ready for school, and keeping on top of household jobs. Remembering to eat properly in between had been a struggle too. 

“Flo, I really think this diaper is on wrong.” Henry was staring down at Nora as she wiggled about on the changing mat, making soft gurgling noises as she kicked her legs about. “It looks like it’s on backwards. Did you put this on with your eyes closed, babe?”She huffed, rolling her eyes again, and walked over to where he was standing, ready to educate him on how a diaper should be put on and certain that she was right. “Of course it’s not on backwards, I-” Flora stopped, looking down at their daughter, whose nappy was definitely on the wrong way. She blinked a couple of times before shifting her gaze up to Henry who was looking at her expectantly. “Okay, yeah, it’s on backwards. In my defence I don’t think I’ve ever been so exhausted in my whole life, so one mistake is pretty good going.”“Doesn’t work as a defence if I’m tired too.” He smirked, reaching out to gently unfasten the diaper and get it on her the right way. Lifting Nora’s legs up, he worked quickly to get her clean and comfortable before he started to dress her in her little sleep-suit. 

Meanwhile, Flora had decided to rest her head against one of his arms, whether in a silent apology or just because she was tired. And then she actually did apologise, turning her face to bury into the side of his arm. “Sorry,” she mumbled, peering up at him over his bicep.“You must be tired if you’re apologising to me.” He finished fastening the little velcro panel on Nora’s sleep-suit, then leaned down to kiss the top of Flo’s head. “Go on, you go to bed. I’ll put her down for the night - or for the next few hours, whatever she feels like.”“Aw, are you sure?” “Yeah, yeah. Go warm the bed up for me.” He nudged her gently, brushing against her ass, a grin on his face.“Okay. Don’t forget the monitor.”“I won’t forget the monitor.” He parroted back to her as she walked towards their bedroom, then scooped Nora up into his arms to get on with getting her to sleep.

[whatisreggieshortfor]

S2, e1&2

Sure, let’s follow a bank robbing crew two states away

Why is one girl driving if the other gives directions

WHY IS THAT GIRL LIKE EL

AH SHIT SHES EIGHT

Homie your cat is fat as fuck

Mike get out of your sisters stuff

Ted no one gives a shit what you say

He really needed to steal from his sister to go to the arcade

Joyce I get protective but let the boy live

The sluttiest game animation I’ve ever seen

Keith is creepy

MIKE YOU ARE RIGHT. DO NOT PROSTITUTE YOUR SISTER.

Oh no baby Will be careful

Hop not even giving Murray a glance

Flo just will not let Hop smoke

Hopper really acting like Murray is crazy like he hasn’t seen crazier

Steve, you special kind of airhead ain’t ya?

I can clearly see you don’t like your dad, Steve. Stop it.

Oh joy, Billy Hargrove joining the scene.

But with him comes Max, so I’ll let it go for now.

Girls at Hawkins are just kinda sluts huh?

WHO IS BULLYING MY POOR WILL

The party just immediately into our girl Max 😏

WHO IS MAKING OUT WITH JOYCE

WHO THE FUCK IS BOB

Bob is like a horny teenage boy

I hope Jonathon picks a scary movie

What the Fuck killed these pumpkins

Children of the corn here we come

Hop almost shot a crow

Ah Nancy being so friendly with Jonathon. Love to see it.

Let him not be a partier damn

Jonathon, imma be honest. You’re too good for her anyway.

These boys really picking up her trash

SHE CALLED THEM OUT THROUGH TRASH

CAN YALL STOP STARING AT MY BABY BOY

Hop meets Will at the doctor 🥺

The doctor think Hop is his dad 😂 love it

Casually being like naw I’m safe, everyone else is gonna die

Hopper you happy for her but you jealous too

The concept of “we didn’t learn the first time around” so they got a new gate

Billy is a bad fucking driver

Jokes on you Ted, Mike jumped off a cliff to save a friend already

OMG DINNER WITH BARBS PARENTS 😭

Steve’s hair is so puffy and I want to pay it

I know you’re grieving your daughter, but keep Hop’s name outta your mouth 😒

Steve is so fucking awkward alone with parents

Nancy feeling guilty as hell. Sweetie I’m sorry for what I said, you tried so hard to help her.

Aw Mike no, keep the toys El knew

Was there any reason for the shots of the bank crew or just to know El wasn’t the only one

Dustin stop with the weird Chewbacca sound

Aw Will turning his bullying into art 🥺

Jonathon bullying his brother with love and Will just being a smartass about it. Love that for them.

Bob you said exactly the wrong thing and they loved it

They also hate your choice in movies.

You are winning zero prizes with these children.

Let her?? Answer her phone??

That scientist is not good at his job.

YES ELEVEN LIVING WITH HOPPER I ADORE IT. LOVE THAT FOR HER.

Is…is she back at the school with a buzzed head in her mind or what?

Mike would never turn on her 😒

Eleven just scared the fuck out of Hopper by wearing a sheet.

Hopper she just wants to be normal and see the boys 🥲

They went as GHOSTBUSTERS

And El wanted to be a GHOST

Omfg 😂😂

Erikah is savage damn

THESE FUCKING NERDS. No one else dressed up.

I was hoping Max would’ve dressed up tbh

Were Hop and Joyce high school sweethearts or just friends that never acted on feelings?

Steve is actually being so sweet and trying to be understanding

Max really just calls them stalkers. Go girl.

She is clearly not scared of bullies, Dustin.

Poor guy has no idea what presumptuous means. Lucas just walks away without explanation.

Knocked that man out with a burning log

Billy why you acting like you actually have somewhere to be

Why did y’all have to move though

Yo bitch boy leave her alone you psychopath

WHAT A PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLE

Joyce you can do better than Bob

Jonathon you are literally the sweetest man

Is a keg stand really the reason he was King Steve

I don’t know who Tina is but why is her phone in a blender

Bob you ain’t been together long enough for her to contemplate moving STATES with her sons for you

“What’s wrong with 3 Musketeers” Well first of all there’s four of you

Max scared the FUCK outta them

Hopper forgot about his promise to El 😭 no poor baby girl

He taught her Morse code to communicate though 🥺

Mike why you hating on Max when you expected everyone to be cool with El?

Jonathon looks awkward as fuck walking into this party

How you gonna blame Steve for your shirt??? That was clearly your fault. However I also get drunk and refuse to let people take my drink.

Steve you really left her there

But Jonathon took her home and tucked her in because he’s best boy

Hopper you are in trouble

Mrs Henderson why is your first thought constipated

Dustin really about to feed candy to a baby monster

He really just left his turtle scrounging around the floor

Hey Dustin buddy, Dart is getting kinda big

My thoughts on Stranger Things.

As I watch, I’m just making this list of comments.

This will be a thread. Here is e1-4 of s1.

Will is baby. He could’ve lied about his roll and Mike never would’ve known.

Poor Benny. He was just being a good dude.

Nancy is kind of a bitch. Barb was supposed to be her best friend. I don’t know about y’all, but my best friend cuts herself trying to shotgun a beer, I’m helping her fix her hand up, not sticking around with some asshole by a pool.

Also along Barb’s lines, Jonathon was RIGHT THERE

I don’t blame Jonathon for Barb. But not gonna lie, I do blame Nancy.

Jonathon is a good ass son.

Joyce is really just losing her mind, huh?

El really has no qualms about just adventuring through someone’s house alone. Makes sense, since she was an experiment and all, but it’s amusing.

Steve is really such a pushover for Tommy and Carol, and they both suck.

Jonathon is adorable and with such a puppy crush, but hella weird that he took all those pictures when he stumbled upon Steve’s house.

Not gonna lie, Joyce’s Christmas lights? I’d let her decorate my house.

Marissa is not down for a second date, Hop. Sorry to tell ya.

STEVE YOU LEAVE BABY JONATHON ALONE

Is King Steve a fandom nickname because I haven’t heard it said ONE TIME

What was she supposed to be doing with the cat 😨

Dr Brenner you get your dirty hands off my angel

Oh NOW you wanna check if Barbs car is still where she parked. I thought you were smart Nancy.

THERES the alphabet paint I’ve been looking for

Mike you were the better Wheeler, why you gotta act like that

Oh shit Joyce got an axe

Mike be nice damn

YES EL GET THAT RADIO WORKING

People really staring at the Byers while they grieve. Like GET BACK VULTURES.

THESE BOYS REALLY LOOKED AT EL AND SAID MAKEOVER JUST TO SNEAK HER INTO SCHOOL

Lucas really just judging Mike for his flirting

These boys really cannot lie to save their asses.

Is Nancy’s favorite word just bullshit?

Putting this damn photo back together like it’s some complex puzzle

Mike snapped but El coming in with that backup yooooooo

NANCY HE IS PLANNING A FUNERAL

Not Jonathon really hearing Nancy say something he wrote his mom off as crazy for and believing it

HOPPER THAT IS NOT HOW LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATES

Joyce really watched it turn back into a wall and then took the ace to it

“Just that it came out of the wall.” This man has me soft for literally no reason.

HOPPER YOU GOTTA QUIT HITTING PEOPLE

That kid ain’t Will.

HOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY IS HE FULL OF STUFFING???

Why is Lonnie back now 🤨

Hopper is not pleased and quite frankly I’m afraid for whoever pisses him off next.