#smalldoug

[sergeantjessi]

bratty cat x bossy dog is a dynamic that is so dear to me.......

(edit: i forgot about autoflags. they are clothed now.)

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Currently have to take a lot of breaks from writing and just look at the document like this.

THE THING I'M WRITING ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD (i mean it is pwp, but I'm an adult), I'm just. more Down Bad than I previously thought.

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editing added like another 500 words and atp i think i should've just tried to go for the 5k LOL but i'm impatient!!!

sooo.... i have written a lot of self-indulgent things over the years and some of it i've even shared. but i think when it comes to fanservice made for me, this is the most embarrassing thing i've written this far. i'm proud of myself and hiding in shame.

Anyway. DO YOU SEE THE VISION. New rareship unlocked. SmallDoug ftw!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63820090

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RAAAAHHHHH the smalldoug brainworm are INSANE working on another wip isn't enough, I NEED TO TALK MORE ABOUT THEM

They're like. Different flavours of the same product. to meee

They're both competitive, they like challenges, they both got a certain confidence/cockiness to them. BUT they're also just the cutest when it comes to looking out for the group (specifially thinking about doug making sure everyone drinks enough water during the japan stream & smant helping the newbies during hide&seek).

BUT ALSO. Aside from things that make my head spin for reasons I can't explain (like doug valuing entertainment so much he has a 2nd yt channel for vids that aren't quite main channel material, meanwhile smant has a twitch alt that he rarely streams on, but when he does, it's no facecam, minimal commentary, just him editing videos or practicing speedruns)

Like the cockiness? They both have reasons to be; Smant is like, naturally skilled at many things he does, and Doug is just so witty and creative. They're both clever in their own ways.

I just think their dynamic is so interesting, and I really wish to see more of it. Like, my highlights from the streams they did together: - Doug, during the mario strikers stream, suggesting to his opponents to play all toad. His (in his words) first time really meeting Smant, and it's Smant who not only suggests the all toads thing, he also says they should use similar colours. THEIR CHAOS MATCHES SO WELL - The whole hide & seek stream in general (Smant was so on board with doing his best to be a good replacement for Doug's stream!!) but especially him helping doug hide in the beginning, and near the end being so obsessed with finding him. Feels like he really couldn't go 5 minutes without mentioning him!!! - MINECRAFT STREAM. OKAY. Firstly, huge skill difference in that one (they both haven't played mario strikers before; they both greatly enjoy mario odyssey; smant has played a lot of mc while doug barely did much more than walk around for a bit). And Doug tried to compensate his lack of knowledge by being funny and otherwise trying his best to follow smant's orders and be useful, meanwhile smant, IN THE GENTLEST WAY, kept giving doug little hints to let him draw conclusions/come up with things "himself". (also the SPECIALEST shoutout to the nether section. i respect smant for not telling doug to stop entering the portal, he's taking so much damage every time, oh god)

And. To get more into rpf. Despite all their self-confidence, I think they're actually easy to get flustered. Like for Doug, just give that dog some praise and he'll stop barking. And Smant (confession: i watched his first celebrity crush video an ungodly amount of times just to see him blush and stammer) just needs some teasing, some calling out, and boom, all he can do is stammer. I just think that despite both enjoying being in charge, they're also desperate for someone to overpower them. (IN MY MIND THEY'LL HAPPILY BE THE SUB, THEIR TOP JUST NEEDS TO EARN THAT POSITION FIRST!!!) BUT. Seeing the other flattered is rewarding, but boring. Even their twitch chats managed to achieve that, where's the fun, where's the challenge? Which is precisely why I like exploring the competitive x competitive dynamic in my fics. Bc in my parasocial rpf heart, i genuinely believe they'd both be STOKED about having someone who enjoys turning sex into a competition. Like not just a little play-fight to get in the mood, but who really wants to give their everything to proving they're better, and who encourages them to give their best as well.

Also they're confirmed audhd & audhd-passing kings. which i think is beautiful.

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OMFG I AM ON MY KNEEEEES

Omg look everyone... it's them... DogDog and Small Ant...

This is so cute wth!!!

Tysm, I'm sobbing, this is adorable T___T

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I started watching the 10 player Mario hide & seek vod yesterday and just continued/finished it.

Doug, immediately: My Mario is very interested in your Mario, Smallant. Smant: Oh yeah, he's looking?

how tf did i manage to pause perfectly before they said this. lol. lmao even.

ALSO I kept whistling the ssbu theme yesterday and what happens in the vod? Smant whistles it too... I <3 picking up the things my streamers do.....

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tiptoeing the line between this still being fanart & me having successfully oc-fied them. do with that as you wish. anyway doodle pages my beloved <3

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not to find myself hilarious or anything but this might be the funniest thing i've ever drawn ngl

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do you all ever remember that you have free will

the brainworms are insane........

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HOLY SHIT for years I've been trying to get a special dragon on flight rising (for smant/chunky runky fandragon purposes), but every time I checked the AH, there was no fitting dragon, not even one with roughly the right colours. I didn't want to start a breeding project, so I just kept hoping that some day, there would be the right dragon.

And today was the day, finally, a single result!! The sec colour isn't quite the one I was looking for, but screw it, it's still more than acceptable! AAAA

Unfortunately it is super expensive and the seller doesn't want to go much lower... BUT IDC GIVE HIM TO ME I NEED MY SON (praying that the seller is willing to hold him until I got the gems)

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thank you failboat for being the only one who hears my prayers about more smant & doug interactions AND CLICKBAITS ME BC IT'S JUST ABOUT THEIR CHATS BUT IDC!!!! FOR A MOMENT I LIVED IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD WHERE DOUG AND SMANT INTERACT ONCE AGAIN