#sloke

[grusik]

Graffiti Art, Trenton, NJ Graffiti art seen in Trenton, New Jersey. The artist is Sloke One. by Robby Virus

[beast-of-mosss]

Madara and Rei painting their nails. That's the post. Hit pOSTa

[stupidphototricks]

Tiffany Aching being a mood.

"Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it." "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short." -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

She tried to pretend she hadn't thought that, but she was treacherously good at spotting when she was lying. That's the trouble with a brain--it thinks more than you sometimes want it to. -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

My talents are an instinct for making cheese and not running around panicking when things go wrong. Oh, and I've got a toad. -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

She was going to commit an act of extreme bravery and no one would ever know if it all went wrong. That was frightening, but also... annoying. -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

Bonus quote from the fictional (I hope) Diseases of the Sheep:

"Cloggets are a trembling of the greebs in boggets," she read, "which can lead to inflammation of the lower pasks. If untreated, it may lead to the more serious condition of Sloke. Recommended treatment is the daily dosing with turpentine until there is no longer either any trembling, or turpentine, or sheep." -- Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

[blackcrowing]

Authentic Irish Foods for Samhain

🩸 Blood pudding (living cattle could be bled through the winter to provide the material as well as collecting blood when the cattle were slaughtered to keep the numbers down for winter)

🫓 Brambrack

🍲 Stew

Lamb

Beef

Wild boar

Domestic pig

Deer

Goose

Mallard

Hare

🐗 Salted wild boar and domestic pig (it is possible that other meats were salted for preservation but given that salt was an expensive commodity and no records indicate other meats we simply do not know. I will note here that we also don't seem to have records of smoked meats for preservation during this time)

🦌 From Samhain to Bealtaine it was considered inappropriate to hunt wild game, including boar. So while wild meats were likely eaten and preserved through this time, much like crop harvests for Lughnasadh, any game that wasn't taken before this festival was supposed to be left alone to breed. (Very unlike our modern hunting schedules)

🍺 Mead and Barely ale

🥣 Porridge

Oat

Barley

🥛 Dairy (this would likely become more limited as the season progressed, but butter has been found in bogs, presumed to be preserved but potentially given as offerings)

Cow's milk

Butter

Curds

mulchán 'hard cheese' (the exact nature of this cheese is unknown but it was described as being extremely hard and could be stored for long periods of time)

🦪 Sea food

Sloke

Clams

Muscles

Crab

Halibut

Sea Salmon

🌿Native Culinary Plants growing in Ireland at this time of year

Skirret

Apples

Purple sprouting boccoli

Wild cabbage

Blackberry

Raspberry

Rowan berries

Elder berries

Sloes

Rosehip

Acorn

Chestnuts

Hazelnuts

Hen of the woods

Pullball

Fairy Ring Champignon

Chanterelle

Porcini

Black Trumpet

Saffron Milk Caps

Cauliflower Mushroom

Wood Blewit

Penny bun

There would be an abundance of foods at this point in the year, but that food would become lesser as the season progressed do to lack of production in the environment and the fact that this point in the year was a time for traveling and feasting (likely to increase bonds amongs the Tuatha and because people would not be as occupied with farming and raiding).

My Kofi

[evasive-anon]

Batfam as Pokemon Trainers

Batman is a dark type trainer generally, but I also really think his team would be made up of pokemon that represent other members of the batfam. His partner would be Corviknight because it suits his aesthetic and its a flying pokemon so it kind reps Dick. He would also 1000% have a male Indeedee named Alfred.

Dick is flying type trainer, this is honestly so self explanatory. He has a Talonflame, Dartix, Staraptor, Honchcrow, Togekiss, and a Sylveon named Haley that he intended to keep an Eevee but it evolved from friendship. EDIT: It's a shiny umbreon it evolved from friendship at night and its colors match Nightwing's. (Thanks, @vythika96.)

Babs uses ghost/electric because the writers tried to fridge her and she's great with tech. Her partner Pokemon is a Rotom named Francis.

Jason is fire/fighting, this is another one that seems obvious to me. He has Blaziken cause it starts its evolution a cute bird and then it grew into a fighter. He also has an Alolan Marowak because he needs at least one ghost pokemon after dying and Marowaks have enough Mommy issues to match him. Pangoro I also think would suit him, they are prone to violence but hate bullies and they look so rowdy. Also think Arcanine, Toxicroak, and Emboar would work for him.

Tim is psychic trainer. I told myself no legendaries but I honestly think Tim would an Unonwn that just chills with him, constantly hovering at the edge on his vision while he works. It's benevolent and likes him its just shy, but it drives Tim absolutely insane. His partner is an Espurr.

Stephanie doesn't stick to one type she just collects purple Pokemon. She has a ditto, a shiny sloking, a golbat, a stunky or skuntank named Jason, and an espeon she co-parents with Cass. Her favorite move in battle is confusion.

Cass is fighting/dark. HER PARTNER IS LUCARIO. Lucario can predict opponents moves by reading their auras and that is just so like her. Cass and a Lucario would be best friends. They would spar together and just get each other so much. She'd also be an absolute tiger mom trainer to all her pokemon.

Damian, like Steph, has a non-traditional team. He has the pokemon equivalent of his pets. (Noivern as Goliath. Miltank as Batcow. Houndoom as Titus. Meowscarada or Persian as Alfred the Cat.)

Duke is electric. I will straight up admit this is just to match the yellow/black aesthetic he has as Signal. I'm thinking Jolteon, luxray, morpeko, manectric, toxtricity, and killowattrel.

[askcometcare]

Do you want some sloke and some sleese slurger with some slries and slicken sluggets along side with some BBQ slip?

OOC: sleal (sly meal)

[horsemeatscandal2028]

am i allowed to post Snake Roy or will the mobs and the haters beat me with sticks and glass and rocks and pills and bags and cups and socks and helms and swords and peas and beans and limes and rocks and stones and phones and drones and zones and bones and moans and groans and toes and toeses and toesies and doze and dope and soap and rope and hope and rope and smoke and coke and hoke and yoke and joke and choke and soke and broke and spoke and woke and sloke and stroke and smoke and poke and doze and dope and nose and pose and chose and rose and close and prose and cross and loss and boss and toss and tosses and toss-ups and tosspots and tosses and tossers and posts and hosts and ghosts?

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

I'm NEVER gonna have my shit sloked silly style at this rate

[ankhlesbian]

Exercising while playing fell xenologue was the worst decision od my lfiw it sloke yay yippee cant wait to go to the gym and become exhausted and sweaty phhsically and also ge tmt ass kicked mentally humili8ng me by restarting 5 million times

[weandthecolor]

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[neurotypical-sonic]

soft sloke.

[graffitiporn-org]

Sloke. CBS. TX

[little-buggy-boy]

👑🦑🌵

Sloking who's name is King and likes western movies(even if they fall asleep in the middle sometimes)!

[let-me-be-an-egg-toast]

mt back HURTS like FR it sloke it's BROKEN and idk if I should AAAAAAAA or CRY INSIDE because my back is BROKEN at currently 5:55AM AND I AM ON MY BED WITH MY BAKX BROKEN

[dirkcapitate-me]

THEY WERE REAL THEY WERE REAL SHE LOVED ME SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE MADE NE SRT AND AN EDIT AND WE SAT ON CALL AND SHELOVED ME SHE LOVED ME A LOT SHE MADE ME FEEL SO LOVED SHE WAS RHE HEALTHIEST FOR ME OUR OF ALL OF THEM SHE WAS RESL THEY WERE ALL REAL THEY WERE REAL THEY LIKED ME AND SLOKE TO ME AND HE LOVED ME A LOT TOO, I MENA I KNOW HE DIDNT RESLLYHE JUST WANTWD TO FUCK ME HUT STILL HE SAID HE LOVED ME AND HE STILL MADE ME HAPPY AND HE SHPOKE TO ME SO JICE HE WAD REAL HE WAS REAL HE WAS REAL HE LOVED ME HE WAS REAL I LOVED HIM I STILL DO I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I MISS HIM I MISS TOU BRO PLEASE DAVE PLEASE BIG BRO I NEED YOU KORE THAN EVER RIGHT NOW, PLEASEI NEED YOU PLEASE I WANT MY BROTHER I WANT NY BIG BROTHER I NEED MY BIG BROTHER HELP ME PLEASE SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING HELL, LOCK ME IN A ROOM WITH YOU AND LOVE ME FOREVER PLEASE I KNOW YOU WERE REAL THEY DONT THINK YOU WERE BUT I KNOW YOU WERE, YOURE STILL THERE SOMEWHERE PLEASE COME BSCK I NEED TOU I NEED ALL OF YOU GUYS PLEASE

[libidomechanica]

“Of its Revelation I come to this”

Of its Revelation I come to this. Wylde wede, bot slokes! How small guitar was born open was golde, for some pleasant Spring me to myseluen, þat for were. The deaf and goud wylle al þat lufsum vnder of hore okez; þe gordel’, quoþ þe clere werkez ennurned tyme in discloses hir name! I drop of urine? With Cyril and þe gode knyȝt þe daylyȝt lemed in the beauty. We fell hand as doomsday and strong since where the sea has devoured þewes apendez to home, in sooth, nobot an old and sable curls all me of yours. In my ware, and ryȝt hym swyþe—and fetly hym kyssez. And sayned þay to start no more. ’ The osier-isle we heart, I said, oh Shah, who breeding; yet wad waking.