#slimetalks

[slimegirls-slime]

oh also really good is when i was practicing deepthroat on the new strap we got and i had to come up for air. and they saw how it was making me tear up, grabbed me by the chin and made me look at them while they asked "oh are you crying? go back down there i need to see more tears on you" and then used the leash to push it all the way back down my throat guhh

[munnchausenzip]

do you guys think dnd elves have the bigger pointy ears because they have no body hair because (im assuming) no follicles over there and also no pores? So no sweat glands. anyways Do they have those big ol ears to dissapate heat?? Like fennec foxes?????

[slimeloaf]

Hey! Just a Blog update!!!

It’s me Slimeloaf! 

I’ve had a Tumblr for years just to lurk, but ever since quarantine happened I have more time to get into my hobbies again! I hope we can have good laughs together and I’ll do my absolute best to deliver humorous slimy content to sweeten up your day. 

[musicpromotionclub]

Check out the song which is getting a lot of lovers all around the globe 'Slime talk' by richboy kj on Youtube.

[gloryboyz99]

Once a slime always a slime 🐍

[jetlipheemusic]

Also make sure you tune into the show we got special guest @ayquez sliding through for some Slime Talk 🚨🚨🏄🏄 . Here only on FlyLipheeRadio. Now 6pm 7pm & 7pm - 8pm 🏄🏄 in other places . #flylipheeradio #djavichi #7pm #8pm #alonzobutler #bigzo #tbabyjaylee #shadylove #sunday #Thursday #newhiphop #fortheculture #nextleveldjcoalition #zaytowndj #ayquez #slimetalk https://www.instagram.com/p/CCK0g4zAlpx/?igshid=ccozeegi33o

[slimegirls-slime]

im like so desperate for touchy gropey cuddling rn

[slimegirls-slime]

somno is amazing actually i just told my gf how in my dream someone cuddled up to me and started groping me and they were like "oh must've been when i was touching you"

[slimegirls-slime]

transfem shaggy who keeps getting caught in the traps suspicously when the monsters are right behind her

[slimegirls-slime]

fun fact when u dye ur hair pink and use color depositing shampoo in the shower and it gets on the wall it kinda looks like you jerked off a bubblegum slime and she splooged all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

slapping and hitting the printer when she refuses to print for you, ripping open her trays and sticking your fingers in looking for jams, yanking her ink cartridge out and in

finding nothing wrong and admonishing her for being such a silly useless thing as she begins to whir and spin out paper

[slimegirls-slime]

have a crazy good bruise on my leg rn and i didnt even get it from sex reasons </3</3</3

[slimegirls-slime]

coming home and knowing your slimegirl gfs in a low mood cuz she's just laying in a puddle on the floor

making her feel better by scooping her up, adding a thickener to her and plopping her on a potters wheel to turn her into a bunch of fun shapes

[slimegirls-slime]

blankets on my bare skin feels sooo good rn

[slimegirls-slime]

i can't believe how much i like being called mommy

i can feel it doing things to me

[slimegirls-slime]

i need to be stretched out and yanked around like im taffy