#slimer.liveblogger: terraria
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Me trying to chill:
Game: "the air begins to chill around you"
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#I JUST BEAT THE PIRATE INVASION TODAY MAN#I AM NOT FUCKING READY FOR THE MECHANICAL BOSSES YET#EVEN WITH MY UPGRADED ARMOR SETS#FUCKKK
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"pirates approach from the east!"
*instantly spawns on top of me*
And then I teleported to my house and now they're fucking gone, the fuck man?
#slimer.post#slimer.liveblogger: terraria#like the invasion % bar is gone??? what???#they better not all be at the artificial corruption biome I was trying to build
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I just spent 2 to 3 hours on npc housing in terraria I swear to fuck if none of them are happy I’m going to start a war
#slimer.post#slimer.liveblogger: terraria#I’m trying to setup a pylon network while getting the happiest npc thing and it already going so swell#I already know what npc I’m focusing on; in what biome I’m doing it in; and shit like that#but I have no fucking way of being able to fast travel these fuckers to their new house(s) so it’s going to be a nightmare waiting for them
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I’m just here ignoring the oppressive fact that I have to prepare the arena I’m in for a boss fight, please help me
#slimer.post#Slimer.liveblogger: Terraria#the game ambiance is haunting me rn#brother: ‘Dw she’s easy!’ <person who defeated her w/ an overpowered weapon#my anxiety is making me overreact but still#please just let this bitch be easy#like he says she is
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I killed my first hardmode boss.
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#like half of my npcs died and my hands ARE STILL FUCKING SHAKING FOR THIS SHIT#also; they targetted my guide; again; goodbye jack? more angst for my character!
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I fucking hate invasion events. I especially hate invasion events that I am forced to fucking do. And even moreso when they SPAWN A FUCKING BOSS. THAT YOU CAN'T FUCKING AVOID.
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#Slimer.VENT#I DIED FOUR FUCKING TIMES IN A GODDAMN ROW AND THEN SEEN -HOW FUCKING LOVELY- A FUCKING BOSS HEALTH BAR#EAT MY FUCKING LEFT NUT GAME; I AM NOT LOGGING BACK IN AND DEALING WITH THIS SHIT TODAY#Also. My fucking guide died again. Bye Garrett; welcome who ever the fuck comes in next.#You get honors in the fact that you'll be my angst material whenever I am no longer fuming fucking mad
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Well, I'd say that's either the underworld, or I've damn near reached it
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I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
I JUST WANNA BUILD MY NPC'S A NICE FUCKING HOUSE IN THE SNOW AND THE GAME GOES: "YEAH, ENJOY THE DEAR THING YOU FUCKING IDIOT"!
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS BUILD A NICE HOUSE#AND I DON'T THINK I EVEN HAVE THE POTIONS FOR THIS#FUCKKK ME
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Me: hmm.. I’m running low on coins what should I do :(
Brain: You Should Fight Queen Bee 15 Times!
Me: I Should Fight Queen Bee 15 Times! :D
#slimer.post#slimer.liveblogger: terraria#I’m currently on the 7th time I’m fighting her#I am not going to have enough room for all the shit I’ve got *currently*
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mferrrr
HATE HATE HATE
#slimer.post#slimer.liveblogger: terraria#I JUST WANNA BUILD HOUSE#AND INSTEAD THIS FUCKER SHOWS UP#BITCHASS MFER
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20 MINUTES IN AND I FOUND THE AETHER BIOME, FUCK YEAHHH
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#as long as nothing goes wrong; I should be able to get the charm I need now finallyy
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"why am I moving so fast on my first loadout but not my second????"
...turns out, out my 5 trinket slots, 4 of them have a movement speed boost,,,
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#I should probably try getting damage on one of them#or some type of mana
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“It’s going to be a terrible night”
And then my anxiety hit sky high, thanks game
Edit: I think I’m having an anxiety attack, fuck
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So uh, because I use a teleportation network to get around my world now, I don't really get a good grasp on how much the hallow or corruption spreads in my world
Well turns out that not only has the fucking Hallow been knocking on my fucking door; motherfucker has let itself in!
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#fucking imagine my shock when I decide to run back to my house instead of using the pylon network#and just; my Tavernkeeps house is just; completely fucking swamped in rainbows and shit#I think its currently stopped in the middle of his house and the next set of houses but like#that is not even like ~80 tiles from my fucking house. I am not dealing with fucking unicorns every time I decide to chat to someone!#I am going to need to fucking do a damn boss rush to get this shit to slow down fuckkkk#All I want to do is get the new fucking ores man; fmlll#''And in Breaking News: Residents Report seeing Local Person screaming about 'goddamn fucking rainbows' and 'annoying ass unicorns!#Only the Tax Collector is happy.''
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I was struggling in hardmode for terraria
And then I picked up a banana boomerang
#Slimer.POST#Slimer.LIVEBLOGGER: Terraria#I just watched this enemies fucking MELTTT#If I was feeling ballsy; I'd try going after the wyverns again
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