#slime krew

[soapdispensersalesman]

Banger

[emmies-agere]

can u do a KREW stimboard (the youtubers)?

hello!! of course :) i used to watch them when i was younger haha!! i hope you like it, and take care!

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[niceinchnails]

This is the first day of my best day

I fished it up Now i jelly it hard

Swam up real high now float down real far

I'd trade it all away

If you would come fucking back to stay

I cook my patty & my buns for you

And there's nothing more happy i can do

Wish there was something real within the krusty krew

Wish there was something reel in this ocean of blue

Squid's the one without a soul

Im the one with many awesome holes

No new tale to tell 38 years down the magic well

Gotta listen to your on-time snail-slime good luck bed-tuck

Please know i'm having so much fun

You know me I love everyone

[uselessidiotsquad]

Regarding Fhiaskko

One of my tiny, lovely shark rats! She has a lot more lore than I'd shared originally so I'm glad to be able to talk about her now without spoiling AoTH!

Under the cut to save your dash!

She is one of Mhonde's siblings, the second to youngest (so kid number 5). Fhia wasn't actively born cursed, it came much later. Being Priory, you can imagine the type of interesting artifacts and scrolls that one can find.

Her team were devoted to the research and study of newly made 'island' that Kralks body formed and the pieces of the Mists that it drug with it. Where else are you going to find chunks of the Godrealms that you can study? But we all know that Asuran curiosity often gets the better of them.

Already being doused in death magic, she'd had a knack for it since she was tottling around (a horrifying discovery for her parents, finding their then youngest with a crudely put together flesh wurm). So naturally she decided to explore the area devoted to Grenth.

The good news! Being Asura made her very much unafraid to delve into the deeper parts of the gods mechanisms and systems.

The bad news! Being Asura made her have absolutely no sense of reverence and a willingness to do extreme things for the sake of discovery.

Fhiaskko actually played a part in Riag/Ruby/Sigilis/Galla's story! I didn't get around to sharing it while the story was public but she was the one half way responsible for what set off the story's main driving point of Why is Trahearne Back and then What Do We Do Now.

The reason for why he is actually back is from an artifact discovered actually in Melandru's area that Fhia had the wise idea 'hey what if we take something that deals with life and nature magic and use it in the death and decay area - for science'. To which everyone in her team (also Krewe several joined the Priory with her) said:

"FHIA NO."

To which she said "FHIA YES."

She had studied some of Trahearne's magical workings in healing Orr and working with Undeath dragon magic and thought they could be extrapolated on to fit Death magic from God sources. While it had similar elements the Dragon magic has been studied more since people were trying to defeat Zhaitan and the magic of Grenth was seen as more of a 'this is holy/not something you go fiddling with/important to humans'.

Taking a step back for a moment, in my mythos - after the healing of Orr in Melandru's temple, whatever lingering influence of Melandru saw what the Commander the Marshal did and went 'oh cool thanks, i'll remember that'. The Gods aren't just like a singular entity but sort of a force. Kinda like a central figure but their energy is a slime mold that operates under a set of criteria (which is why humans can still invoke/call on the Gods even though they've dipped out because the god residue is left).

So when the same form of magic gets used in a place of death and influences of nature - that sort of ambient presence which only knows to create/influence life does the best it can.

However, since Melandru is more tied with humans than anything really Sylvari - it affects how he is brought back. This is why his pod is alarmingly 'not plant' when he emerges again. Also since it was used in a place of Death magic and he was so strongly associated with it - it like applies a filter for which energy to try and plop into a form.

Nutshell is something like this:

Fhia modifies some of the magic that Trahearne had employed in Orr, in a place of Death magic to activate a Life Magic based artifact ->

Lingering god residue recognizes the magic used but not the person so seeks out the original user ->

Original user wasn't Human so Life magic tries to create it as best as it can ->

The Dream is a collective library of experiences and personalities that sometimes get ladled out and mixed into new people ->

Given the filter being BIG DEATH MAGIC IMPORTANT HELPED IN ORR applied it really sorts out the pot and lets the right energy be picked, which happens to actually be Trahearne.

Meanwhile! Back to Fhia!

She done did a huge NO-NO! As a result of the life magic she activated, she is shielded from immediately being killed but the death magic has to go somewhere. So it's just around her in like an invisible shroud.

Her team went 'what in the actual fuck did you do' because they didn't see any like catastrophic results, it seemed to just fizzle out. The real workings of it were taking place back in the Grove, using the building blocks from the gods creation process of humans. So she just assumed it didn't work. Until hm wait why aren't the team following me back to the base camp they were right behind me - aaaaand they're all dead. That's unfortunate.

She was saddened but wrote it off as a 'well we are in the death gods slice of things it happens I guess!'

Naturally the rest of the Priory gave her the boot after finding out she did what she did and that her team had all suddenly died. So she goes back to Rata Sum to find a new Krewe to work on necro-technolgical studies and woops they all die in strange ways. Accidentally fell off of things, crushed by machinery, heart attack, attacked by animals, killed by bandits, you name it.

She just went 'wow weird coincidences'

But it kept happening and she just is in adamant denial that it has anything to do with her because 'superstitions' like being cursed are illogical. It's all a statistical improbability that is fascinating.

So as a person she is sharp witted, talkative, and exceedingly stubborn. She's not afraid to do things that others won't. She does care for her family but they've basically made it clear that since something about her Kills People they will only have dealings with her from afar. Fhia is a little hurt by this but hey if her family doesn't appreciate innovation then she can just be superficial and polite with them via letter.

Fhia is the positive side (well less negative) of her families drive for innovation. It's seen negatively in the eldest child who joined the Inquest. It's what burnt out Bhruizz to not give a shit about things or try very hard. It's what made Mhunizz seek shady means of fame/esteem rather than relying on achievement. And it's what makes Mhonde try to perfect his designs of golems and why he's not all that upset about making weapons that are um slightly unethical if used wrongly.

Thanks for reading this far about my Cursed Rat!

[teenchiko]

Imma slime da whole krew out!! 🐍⚔️

[zetka95]

17.05.2022 r.

Dzień znów był męczący ale dobry. Rano śniadanie było na 8:45. Zjadłam kanapkę z szynką i warzywami oraz jajko. Później wyjechaliśmy i zwiedziliśmy kaplicę czaszek oraz napiłam się wody zdrowotnej z dużą ilością żelaza. Najpierw smakowała jak kwaśna woda gazowana a później tak jak krew czyli taki metaliczny smak. Chciałam tym płuc na kilometr. Nie polecam. Następnie spędziliśmy trochę czasu w środku miasta. Z przyjaciółkami poszłyśmy do kawiarni ptyś. Jedna kupiła sobie ciasto czekoladowe i loda, droga słodkiego omleta czyli miękkie cienkie ciasto zawinięta jak taco a w środku jakiś krem trochę jak bita śmietana a na wierzchu dżem truskawkowy. Ja kupiłam czekoladę dla rodziny. No i pogoda cały dzień była paskudna to trzeba przyznać. Po tym przejechaliśmy granicę czeską i weszliśmy do sklepu Albert tuż przy granicy. Tam kupiłam cole zero o smaku cytrynowym i nutelle w serduszkach dla rodziny. Następnie pojechaliśmy do skalnego miasta. Było wiele pięknych miejsc podczas przejścia i zrobiłam sporo zdjęć. Na koniec kupiłam pamiątki i coś co zjadłam choć nie całe oczywiście. Jest to kwaśny truskawkowy lejny cukierek slime. Ma w 100 gramach 208 kcal cała tubka ma tylko 250 kcal a starczy mi przynajmniej na miesiąc albo i dłużej bo będę to jadła tylko gdy mam ochotę na coś słodkiego co mnie odklei od innych słodyczy. Po powrocie był obiad czyli ogórkowa i na drugie zjadłam pieczone ziemniaki z sosem BBQ. Trochę czasu wolnego i okolo 20 wyszłam na gry terenowe. Grałam w przebiegnie przez drogę i zwykle szukanie w drugiej grze byłam szukającym i było ciekawie bo dziewczyna z mojej klasy której większość osób nie lubi tuż przy wychowawczyni nazwała mnie kurwą bo ją złapałam XDDDD.

Zjedzone : 435 kcal

Spalone : 860 kcal

Wypite : myślę że mniej niż litr niestety

[kawaiinola]

One of our bestsellers is @slimeygrits scented cloud slime that’s handmade locally with a ton of love. 💖 My daughter is the biggest fan and can play with their slime for hours, and I’m obsessed with it too. 😍 . . We’ll be introducing a new $5 mini-sized version COMING SOON (swipe for a preview), and we are so excited because it’s truly adorable! I have so much fun brainstorming with these creative ladies. 🤩 The minis are gonna be so cute, and it got Slimey Grits thinking about making them as birthday favors and Easter basket stuffers. I even suggested that these would make perfect Mardi Gras throws. 🥳 . . They can be customized to your party, event, holiday, school, krewe, or float theme! The possibilities are endless!! 🌟 We are currently working on bringing this idea to life. Would you be interested in us providing custom favors and throws? Tell us what you think, we want to know!!! 🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsqbFqiFtWb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rkm9en8cee1g

[deathstalkerfantasies]

O.V.Position

My first set of texts written in Tyria. Its been awhile folks, so go easy

Butch was unaware of the chittering as it grew ever closer. Nor could he smell it, as his pungent new beetle pheromone cologne swept its way through the lab. He was so desperate for attention that he used an experimental lotion known as Nooky Tiger, which sixty percent of the time, it worked every time. The power of its stench was great enough to permeate the entirety of the lab. As he disrobed in his arcano-shower, the scent grew ever stronger, seeping into vents and making its way through the complex, choking workers, killing interns, and putting the krewe chief into a coma. But the bugs; the bugs were attracted to it. Their cages rattled and banged until they flew from their spots and broke from their confinement, and once free into the vents they went. In their lustful charge, they could not stop themselves in time as they burst through into Butch’s bathroom and into the shower, only to have their boxed lungs fill with water in a prompt fashion, causing most of them to drop dead.

Being completely oblivious, Butch finished his shower, not noticing the mass of bug corpses and stepping free. He quickly dressed and headed out into the lab to find that most people had already succumbed to the power of his terrible, yet effective, cologne. Assuming that most of these people were taking a nap since he was a space cadet of grandiose proportions, Butch returned to his workspace, the bug workspace.

Upon entering, Butch saw the carnage that his bugs had wrought and quickly tried to clean up, only to notice that the large cage with the beetle had been broken. He looked up just in time to see the chittering creature barreling towards him, getting ready to show him just how much it liked his expensive new addition, with an addition of its own. 

The remainder of this novel has been ruined by a mixture of bug paste and slime.

[fostepco]

GOT DOWN W/ THE KREW. SAINT. TOON. PYNOE. ENOR. SIKE. CASK. CATER. Comment if ya want a graffiti and live music ja•m here soon! #graffiti #817 #fortworthhiphop #hiphop #character #halloween #creature #paint #art #fostepco #toon #cartoon #pynoe #wl #ktk #slime #culture #life (at Fostepco Heights, Fort Worth, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGdtyCBsvST/?igshid=1vln4e30nh3gt

[mayofrio]

♡ music of 2017 ♡

⭐ — personal favorite! 

♡ music of january 2017 ♡

morphine — michael jackson (blood on the dance floor: history in the mix) [1997] 

wheel of fortune — kay starr (the hits of kay starr) [1952]

girls, girls — snoop dogg, jamie kennedy, e-white, delano (malibu’s most wanted) [2003] ⭐

last time — trey songz (trey day) [2007]

slime shit — young thug, yak gotti, duke, peewee roscoe (slime season 3) [2016] ⭐

rush — kali úchis (por vida) [2015] ⭐

can’t get you out of my head (cover) — lee glasson [2014] ⭐

can’t get you out of my head — kylie minogue (fever) [2001] ⭐

chill bill — rob stone, j. davis, spooks (straight bummin’) [2016]

redbone — childish gambino (awaken, my love!) [2016]

a lonely night — the weeknd (starboy) [2016]

♡ music of february 2017 ♡

mamma mia — kara (day & night) [2014] ⭐

down — marian hill (act one) [2016] ⭐

lowlife — poppy (bubblebath) [2015]

klapp, klapp — little dragon (klapp, klapp) [2014]

with them — young thug (slime season 3) [2016]

perm — bruno mars (24k magic) [2016] ⭐

halftime — young thug (barter 6) [2015]

♡ music of march 2017 ♡

restless… — axian [2017] ⭐

dat $tick — young chigga [2016] ⭐

spend it (remix) — dae dae, young thug, young m.a. [2016] ⭐

i don’t wanna do this anymore — xxxtentacion (revenge) [2016] ⭐

look at me! — xxxtentacion (revenge) [2016]

japanese denim — daniel caesar (acoustic break) [2016]

pumped up kicks — foster the people (torches) [2010]

bernie sanders — ugly god [2016]

i beat my meat — ugly god [2015]

マrイ·eハtートuをr返nす — iacon (不協和音 d i s s o n a n c e) [2015] ⭐

enjoy yourself — saint pepsi (late night delight) [2013] ⭐

off the wall — michael jackson (off the wall) [1979] ⭐

♡ music of april 2017 ♡

xxxanax — xxxtentacion (deleted files) [2014] 

take a step back — ski mask the slump god, xxxtentacion (drown-in-designer) [2016]

iloveitwhentheyrun — xxxtentacion, ski mask the slump god, yung bans [2015]

slmd remix (r.i.p. bernie mac) — ski mask the slump god (beware of the book named eli) [2017] ⭐

laffy taffy (remix) — ski mask the slump god (beware of the book named eli) [2016]

thedayyouleavethisplanetnobodywillnotice — bones [2016] ⭐

buttons — the pussycat dolls (pcd) [2005] ⭐

dark red — steve lacey (steve lacy’s demo) [2017] ⭐

maggots — bones (paidprogramming2) [2016] ⭐

nights on broadway — bee gees (main course) [1975]

is it a crime — sade (promise) [1985] ⭐

kitana — princess nokia (1992) [2016] ⭐

freddy vs. jason — xxxtentacion, ski mask the slump god (members only, vol. 1) [2015] ⭐

teeth (interlude) — xxxtentacion (heartbreak hotel) [2015]

caution — xxxtentacion [2015]

♡ music of may 2017 ♡

in for it — tory lanez (cruel intentions) [2015] ⭐

gassed up — nebu kiniza [2016]

hate sxng 1 — scarlxrd (cabin fever) [2017]

sweatin’ — scarlxrd (cabin fever) [2017]

garette’s revenge — xxxtentacion (17) [2017]

cold as ice — foreigner (foreigner) [1977] ⭐

macarthur park (cover) — donna summer (live and more) [1978]

it’s raining men… the sequel — martha wash, rupaul (rupaul’s go-go box classics) [1998]

crazy train — ozzy osbourne (blizzard of ozz) [1980]

♡ music of june 2017 ♡ 

glass and patron — fka twigs (m3ll155x) [2015] ⭐

swish swish — katy perry, nicki minaj (witness) [2017] ⭐

van vogue — azealia banks (1991) [2012]

macho man — village people (macho man) [1978]

and i am telling you i’m not going — jennifer holliday (dreamgirls: original broadway cast album) [1982] ⭐

spit it out — slipknot (slipknot) [1999]

conceited (there’s something about remy) — remy ma (there’s something about remy: based on a true story) [2006] ⭐

taken for granted — sia (healing is difficult) [2000]

buttons — sia (some people have real problems) [2008]

catch me outside — ski mask the slump god (beware of the book of eli) [2017]

i was made for lovin’ you — kiss (dynasty) [1979] ⭐

bad girls — donna summer (bad girls) [1979] ⭐

chi chi — azealia banks [2017] ⭐

dance in the dark (brit awards 2010 version) — lady gaga (the fame monster) [2009]

gravel to tempo — hayley kiyoko (citrine) [2016] ⭐

hoy quiero confesarme — isabel pantoja (marinero de luces) [1985]

pintame — elvis crespo (pintame) [1999]

ta’ pillao — las chicas del can (chicán) [1985] ⭐

♡ music of july 2017 ♡

who dat boy — tyler the creator, asap rocky (scum fuck flower boy) [2017]

wild thoughts — dj khaled, rihanna, bryson tiller (grateful) [2017]

club tropicana — wham! (fantastic) [1983]

where did i go? — jorja smith [2016] ⭐

sober — lorde (melodrama) [2017] ⭐

homemade dynamite — lorde (melodrama) [2017] ⭐

say sum — migos (no label iii) [2017]

reyup — travis porter (3 live krew) [2015]

fruit — abra (rose) [2015] ⭐

i ain’t got time! — tyler the creator (scum fuck flower boy) [2017] ⭐

when the world was at war we kept dancing — lana del rey (lust for life) [2017]

get free — lana del rey (lust for life) [2017] ⭐

labyrinth — mondo grosso, hikari mitsushima (reborn again and always starting new) [2017] ⭐

lava — zombie juice | flatbush zombies [2017] ⭐

copycat — billie eilish (don’t smile at me) [2017] ⭐

bodak yellow — cardi b [2017]

♡ music of august 2017 ♡

bloodshed — denzel curry (13) [2017] ⭐

roses xoxo — abra (roses) [2015] ⭐

interweb — poppy (poppy.computer) [2017]

deathmetal — bones (scumbag) [2013]

fuck you mean — meek mill, lil boosie [2014]

justlikemypiss — ski mask the slump god (you will regret) [2017] ⭐

gullah gullah island — silas, donchedidit (the day i died) [2015]

♡ music of september 2017 ♡

don’t let go (love) — en vogue (set it off: music from the new line cinema motion picture) [1996] ⭐

lay all your love on me — abba (super trouper) [1980] ⭐

break the ice — britney spears (blackout) [2007] ⭐

faded heart — børns [2017] ⭐

can u dig it — strap (don strap) [2016]

attention — charlie puth (voicenotes) [2017]

me against the music (kanye west remix) — britney spears, madonna (in the zone) [2003]

american money — børns (dopamine) [2015] ⭐

reminisce — mary j. blige (what’s the 411?) [1992] ⭐ 

rockstar — post malone, 21 savage (beerbongs & bentleys) [2017]

fantasy — earth, wind, & fire (all ‘n all) [1977] ⭐

♡ music of october 2017 ♡ 

jupiter — earth, wind & fire (all ‘n all) [1977] ⭐

serpentine fire — earth, wind & fire (all ‘n all) [1977]

your disco needs you — kylie minogue (light years) [2000] ⭐

must be the gangja — eminem (relapse) [2009]

intro: boy meets evil — j-hope | bts (wings) [2016] ⭐

no flockin — kodak black (heart of the projects) [2014] ⭐

hearts a mess — gotye (like drawing blood) [2007] ⭐

caribbean queen (no more love on the run) — billy ocean (suddenly) [1984] ⭐

lady marmalade — mýa, p!nk, lil’ kim, christina aguilera (moulin rouge! soundtrack) [2001] ⭐

♡ music of november 2017 ♡

...baby one more time — britney spears (...baby one more time) [1999] ⭐

what you waiting for? — gwen stefani (love. angel. music. baby.) [2004] ⭐

boombayah — blackpink (square one) [2016]

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

:

A+ community here. I think a lot of the power of this website is that it allows people who would never interact in real life to converse and entertain one another in a virtual environment. And that it does so by giving people the freedom to create whatever sort of space they want to, without having to worry about the government or whoever being able to shut them down.

And I say that…

ye-eens ago in tumblr's history… I came across a thread on this website, a discussion about the way animals were treated in zoos and the reason for their exploitation. And listening to the arguments made by the person with more time on their hands, I decided I would try my hand at a similar thread for humans. I posted what I felt was the most cogent argument I could find, something I'd be proud to be associated with.

That person got info far beyond the scope of my little humble blog, so I posted a link to it here, and wound up getting sued into the ground by the bigwigs who own tumblr, the bigwigs who run all the zoos and the endless armies of lip welders who have banded together to demand we end meat eating in society and cause a change from the wrong kind of dairy.

So I feel a genuine sense of loss when I come upon a post like this, a display of the kind of respect Tumblr has for each other, more honored than ever since that unfortunate nasty nasty lizard people with mutant six-inch claws took down Kitten Krew. I've folded tumblr into my bones in a number of ways over the past year, having made every effort to take down the idols of our people who have been usurping our rightful food, water, and shelter. I've blogged on animal welfare, the water supply, and nuclear energy; while the bigwigs have been busy calling me a slime mold and a B-Step mascot.