#slightly more blood in this one!

[foulbearobservation]

read it on ao3!

title: a howl of romance from all your sleeping dogs

words: 4.7k

rating: mature (mainly for violence)

summary:

When everything around her is going to shit, Yelena likes to make a list of things that are true.

These things are true:

Her name is Yelena Belova and she is the world's best assassin.

She just witnessed her target get blown up in front of her and it wasn't even her fault for once.

The authorities are looking for lone travelers, and that is exactly what she is.

There is an American woman at the bar who very obviously checked her out when she came in, and this American woman is her ticket to staying out of a Hungarian prison.

(Later, Yelena will think back on this moment and realize that she vastly underestimated this American woman.)

“Hey beautiful,” and it’s definitely not Yelena’s best opening line, but the brunette woman seems charmed.

“I usually go by Kate.” She says, and everything begins to unravel from there.

continue on ao3

[moookar]

Here’s my s5 Arthur design :) he’s rocking the medieval breastplate and 1930s dress shoes

[otomehonyaku]

Diabolik Lovers More,Blood ☽ Against the bathroom wall (Ruki Ecstasy 05)

another spicy scene from Ruki's More,Blood route, in which Ruki offers to grant one of Yui's wishes while she's locked up in the dungeon (⸝⸝⸝╸w╺⸝⸝⸝) as per @karleksmumskladdkaka's headcanon, I wholeheartedly agree that they did the dirty after this. I mean let's be real jkfdjfkdfjdkf

[mbat]

jews: this thing in fiction feels jew coded to me, this character/group has several parallels to jewish people and i see myself here :)

non-jews: nah, that aint right, its clearly coded to be this other thing/youre stretching so hard to find a connection that isnt there

jews: this thing in fiction falls into antisemitic tropes, this character/group has several common antisemitic tropes that have a long history of being used against my people, and i think we should really consider not using these tropes anymore/consider if theres a better way to go about making the same point without doing it in this specific way

non-jews: nah, that aint right, its clearly coded to be this other thing/youre stretching so hard to find a connection that isnt there

just something ive noticed

[pushing500]

Being attacked is never fun. I can only imagine how scary it would be to be attacked by yourself, and how guilty you'd feel after finishing the fight so fatally. Mechi is having a really rough quadrum :(

People say "dig your own grave", but nobody ever says "build your own marble sarcophagus". Oh well.

I do not like seeing my brothers cry, and I don't think Kwahu enjoys seeing Mechi so shaken up. He'll do whatever it takes to prevent this incident from being repeated.

Goodbye, cool clone obelisk. It's time for you to go. Thank you for Kwahu <3

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[luck-of-the-drawings]

POOR GABRIEL MONTEZ! YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING DID YOU? ALL YOU WANTED WAS POWER. SECURITY. SAFETY. & THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOT! JUST IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR BODY. LETS JUST HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS JUST HOPE YOU WONT HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.

[squuote]

cut my face up

[childrenofthesun77]

...okay, so I'm probably not the first person to notice this.

But gear's earing that he points towards when he says that he did the same ritual he wanted to help kuro with already on himself before:

actually looks pretty similar to the pieces of the necklace the count used to create the servamps:

The different pieces of the necklace seem to contain one demon each and the count used them to create the servamps.

So...did the count either learn this technique from the werewolves or is he possible even originally a werewolf himself? It would explain why he's immortal, that's why I'm wondering about this.

Gear says that the ritual is used to remove spirits, could it be that the count removed his own sins using the werewolf ritual and created the demons this way? But he went too far and removed too much unlike gear who only removed one part of himself? Him removing the sins from himself would also explain why he's so weird and doesn't understand other beings. As the sin demons say, they are a natural part of being a human and we have seen multiple times that denying their existence is harmful, removing them all from you would probably lead to you not being able to relate to other people anymore.

Maybe removing all these parts of himself is also why he has no appearance. Without his demons he's not a person anymore.

The count originally being a werewolf would also explain why he has magical abilities (gear can also use magic) before other magicians existed and why he's so anxious about certain people dying. Gear talks about how his immortality makes him sad because human friends do die, but unlike the count gear seems to accept death, grieves in a heathier way than the count and is able to move on and make new friends. Could also explain why his magic and creations are all strongly tied to the (full) moon.

Another similarity is that while werewolves apparently can't reproduce gear was able to have descendants by sharing his life force (it's mentioned in chapter 135 which isn't translated yet) with a woman and through her human children tsurugi is related to gear. Sigurd explained to nicco that the magicians came to be because the count let humans drink his blood, three survived, got magical ablities and became the ancestors of all human magicians:

Maybe the count is more of a werecat though. He and the sloth demon do seem to have a closer connection, even though the count's appearance changes depending on the person looking at him he does usually keep his tail and the tip looks exactly like the one of kuro's cat/lion form and similar to the the one of inner sloth's non-human form.

It was also stated multiple times that the sloth demon is the strongest. I wonder why that is. Servamp comments on the fact that being lazy is often actually a sign of depression/anxiety through kuro's arc, so maybe the count was depressed and that's why the sloth demon is the strongest? Basically the demons strength depends on how much the count suffered from the different sins? It would also explain why melancholy is so strong, I assume kuro refusing to see him no matter how many siblings he sent his way to tell him to come looking for the count made him extremely sad and probably even made him come up with the plan to have himself be killed and then put in the same body as kuro through the ritual.

I assume he was behind C3 ordering the servamps to kill him because he's the one who created the magicians and thus C3 and lily who is kind of working for him was probably the one who put the idea that the count needed to be killed into the head of his eve (aka a member of the alicein family who hold a lot of power in C3 basically since the beginning. I explained this in more detail in another post). The people from C3 even said that the count can only be killed if he wants to and yeah, kuro didn't truly kill him, but he did destroy his body and kuro seems to have met little resistance when he attacked the count. Which probably means the count wanted this to happen.

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

"It's just you now. Take care of mother."

i have the normal amount of emotions about them (lying) <3

[averlym]

do you want to settle? or do you want to fly?

[eeveekitti]

u know what. improvement drawing upon ye

[sysig]

CAN I DO ANOTHER ONE FOR THE MEME maybe DAX with yellow 1B just because i like seeing him cry lol. and maybe ZEX with yellow 4C? PAIN AND SUFFERING or yellow A2 lol i can't decide

Then perish (From here, meme still open ♥)

[horrorlesbians]

hello! your accessories in those selfies are SO gorgeous!! i also really love your makeup! can i ask what makeup you like to wear?

tysm anon!!! I actually have a shit ton of makeup but I don’t use it as much as I should. when I do my makeup I normally use the products below

pretty fresh tinted moisturizer from colorpop (and sometimes a concealer depending on my acne)

ultimate nyx or gone metal colorpop pallet

tarte blush in paaarty

urban decay highlighter in sin

about face shadow stick in pearly and eye paint in fractal (I love the glittery about face eye paints soooo much I have some of the matte ones too but I gotta play with them more)

milk or glossier brow gel

pencil eyeliner or liquid eyeliner from too many places (pencil I reach for rn is from the sephora house brand)

I have a Lot of lip products but my go to are normally lolita from kvd beauty or mildred rosewood from gucci

I normally never buy expensive mascara so at the moment I’m just using a random maybelline one but I like it

[pushing500]

Drama in the colony! What in the world could be causing problems for the Jones "twins"?

I'm not sure how Mechi would feel about being called Kwahu's duplicate, but that's beside the point. It looks like there really are consequences for everything that happens on the rim!

Mechi only just met his new "twin", and now we have to choose one to die so one can live?

Haha, sike. Randy can try all he wants, but the joke's on him. We won't be saying goodbye to either of the Jones boys for as long as we can manage. Melissa, the creepjoiner from a while back, will finally get the chance to put her mystical healing powers to good use...

Hopefully, there are no consequences from that. I'm sure there won't be. The void giving us two events with consequences? That would be ridiculous.

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Also, for what it's worth, Mechi and Kwahu aren't sharing a bed. I just forgot to put a bedside table in between while I was drawing. Accidentally made it look like my misanthropic mechanitor was way too comfortable sleeping side-by-side with his equally misanthropic clone lmao.

Aren't Mechi's "cube" sculptures adorable? I feel like a proud parent watching a child make horrendous macaroni and fingerprint art.

[waketoearth]

i just open photoshop and do anything atp..

[humming-doodles]

and my second big artfight revenge chain this year, this time with @post-it-notes7! a longer post (ha) here in large part from the two little comics that got made - actually managed to cap my season on both ends with these attacks which I thought was worth the 4am submission on the final one! XD