#sliced or folded?

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Peter and Wade on a totallynotadateitsjustlunchpaldontgettooexcited date (they have those often) and wondering just how much "Aye im walkin' ere!" Rubs off on Wade.

Wade is about as New yorker as Ohions are from Ohio. This being said he's the FIRST to say that this place is shit and that we should tear it all down and start again except not with a flood, with lava (cause if we're in church* The flood aint gonna do no good, just like aunt tams tuna cassarole. That'll have ya on the toilet from cock's call to cy-yote howl**) and try again.

*If were being honest here **5 am to 5 am literally all day.

This is peters city. Born and raised. This is also Wade's city. Not born or raised but damn it New York is his and he so judges people for what bodegas they stop at and what kind of pizza they like/ how they eat it.

Wade: Why are you pattin' your pie?

Peter, patting some of the grease off his slice: You ever swing around the big apple with diarrhea? Not fun

Wade: I guess not. I still can't believe you got basil.

Peter: Look pal, I love it here and I wanna live long enough to see it.

Wade, folding his pizza and taking a bite: I don't.

Peter, folding his pizza too: I know you don't. It's why you eat all that grease.

Logan, because he's here too: He's going to complain later about his stomach hurting

Peter, staring, insulted as he watches Logan cut his pizza with his claws:....

Wade:...What the fuck are you doing?

Logan: what?

Peter: I cant believe you did that.

Wade: Im so sorry. Hes so embaressing. Look gramps, You don't cut up your pizza, 'kay? Now throw that garbage to the dog and ill get ya another.

Puppins: 😋

Logan, eating the now cut up pieces: I like it.

Puppins: 😞

Wade, putting a hand on peters shoulder: Im so sorry you had to see that. I don't know whats gotten into him lately.

Peter: I don't risk my life for this city just for someone to do this

Wade: *pats him*: I know I know.

Logan: Im not eating my pizza like a taco. That defeats the purpose. If you wanted a taco you should have gotten one.

Wade: You aren't invited to my spiderman themed birthday party if you're just going to keep embarrassing me.

Logan: *eyeroll* you guys are so drimatic.

[icewindandboringhorror]

I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol

[beatriceportinari]

this.sunfish model is so chill and pleasing to fold.... abt 70 steps so easier than the ones i sometimes do but i'm still.impressed by how nice the folding sequence is

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

Time to make the perfect sandwich.

What would be your type of bread and the ingredients?

Do you cut your sandwich? If so, diagonal or straight cut?

Would you share the sandwich?

Is it important that someone shares their sandwich with you if you are hungry?

1) Wheat bread. Tomatoes, mayo, and salt.

2) No cut. Full experience only.

3) I would, but nobody I know ever likes them.

4) Not really bc I can make my own.

[evaskjew]

After a week of intense stress (I'm NOT thanking my headmaster who had to compromise my professional career 😤) I can FINALLY relax! I'm officially a full professor of literature-history/geography 🥰

1) We had the end-of-year ceremony and my colleagues gave me a farewell present as I'm going to be taking up a permanent post in Paris. It's going to be strange to leave your native region for the capital 🥲 (I'm already crying just thinking about the cost of living in Paris and moving during the Olympics)

2) My mum was sorting through these old books and I made some great finds 😍 I'm finally going to get round to Zola's Rougon-Macquart series! What's more, she's found some books she bought in England when she was an au pair (maybe it's time to read P&P) and her little book on English society from the 17th century to the Victorian era 🥰

3)In the box, there were gloves she'd brought back from England and they look like the ones sometimes worn in Bridgerton 😂 That'll give me ideas for a future cosplay! (Yeah no, I'm not really good at sewing dresses yet, so dresses from the Regency period are out of the question! I just made Edward Elric's outfit and my Ravenclaw robe 😅 And my sister is still waiting for her MC's Slytherin one 😂)

4) I'm trying to paint Evangeline (my first drawing of her and probably only one 🥲 ) but it's not that easy! I based it on a capture of my MC but that doesn't look like how I imagine Evangeline physically so I had to improvise (and the render is... average. As soon as I have to move away from the model I'm really lost and I'm at the level of a 12 year old 🥲)

Well, my grandmother is my guardian angel and helped me with the face and hair (I did the rest on my own this time!)

[pebblethief]

chocolate coins are great bc you get chocolate *and* something to fiddle with for several hours

[densoro]

so the thing is, cockroach wife syndrome doesn't just affect your waifu. It can get in your head and convince you that you have to be the cockroach wife, yourself

I've been freaking out this year about my smile lines

I was terrified that they made my face look saggy, made my mouth look like a chimpanzee's muzzle, made me look like I'm 50 even though I'm just starting my 30s. I had this whole existential crisis like, 'the internet was right, white people really do age like milk and I've lost my youth and my chance to be beautiful and adored so what's even the point??? llama face, llama face!!'

but then I grabbed baldur's gate 3 for my birthday

and everybody has been so horny for these eligible bachelors with pores and folds and, yes, wrinkles! texture! it's like it snapped me out of somebody else's hentai-addicted stupor. None of this shit makes somebody categorically ugly, no matter how close I lean into the mirror and obsess over every line. These things aren't just 'permissible' here, they're idealized!

I see a weird echo of myself in the misogynist otaku who freak out about this stuff, crying about the sjw plot to overthrow video games by making hot women...look like hot women???

I was just internalizing what they waste their lives externalizing: a disconnect with what the fuck a human being actually looks like. so I figure if I needed a reminder, maybe someone else does, too. You're not ugly, just because your face is less smooth than an anime character's. You're a human being with actual flesh attached

[quicktimeeventfull]

also i came to the exciting realization today that you can attach your keys to your cane with a carabiner this is such a gamechanger in my quest to transition into a cisgender man by carrying nothing but whats in my pockets

[whoslaurapalmer]

gazpacho assembled ⭐️⭐️⭐️ I tasted it before I put it in the fridge and oh I'm really excited!!!!!! it was a little salt forward which was really thrilling bc I usually don't make things like that or use just the perfect amount of salt so all the tastes were like. bam!!!!! veggie tastes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blujayonthewing]

you know what, another good reason to have a folding/ camping kitchen knife is that I could bring it with me when I'm going to someone else's house where I might want to help in the kitchen and would otherwise have to use their terrible knives

[madohomurat]

theres a big fucking difference between being poor and just being unable or unwilling to spend money on hobbies. theres bitches on here who will be like ugh im so poor i cant afford anything 🥺 and in reality they have a yard and live in a house with a golden retriever and their mom gives them 300$ every birthday

[fivestoriesfallingg]

i just botched this pizza soooooo horribly terribly

[dykebeckett]

does anybody else ever make some thing to eat while high and have the thoaght “if I was not under the effect of a substance I would not have put these items together.” and then you eat the whole thing

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Something tells me it’s not normal to want to use the top of your hand and your fingers as a chew toy

[bibleofficial]

supposed to be doing my law readings for tomorrow but instead it’s nearing 2p & im abt to do my lil crunches & go on the same walk that took me like an hour & a bit to complete 2 days ago 😭😭

[theassthatisguarded]

Random bits of my lore:

I lost my last 6 baby teeth at 17 (half of them had to be removed by a dentist).

I once lost the ability to see color for a few seconds when I was about 8 or 9.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore