#sleep💤💨

[sweet--escape17]

Can't sleep, might as well just do it no?

[leclercsbunny]

maybe if you loved me ♡ c.sainz

part two ♡ masterlist

F1CHAI the summer vacation not only brings dramatic shifts and shuffles among the current lineup, it also brings forth a new *rumored* couple. after a previous relationship that was rife with confusion and so much controversy, y/n has rose to the trends, this time, with daniel ricciardo headlining the event. their similar posts have sparked discussions all through out the interweb, prompting fans to speculate that they have spent their break together.

"haagen or ben and jerry's?" daniel hollers from the kitchen, and you raised your head to shout back, "both!"

you focused on the task at hand, picking the perfect movie or series to binge while munching on the junk food spread on the table. it was covered with all the essentials for a night in; chocolates, popcorn, fries and nuggets. you were wrapped in the fluffiest of blankets, and the felt the most comfortable you've ever been in a while.

daniel sat himself on your side, grabbing the other end of the blanket and getting cosy himself. you murmured a quiet thanks when he handed you the icey treat, leaning into him when he kissed your head with a welcome in return.

the aussie raises an eyebrow to his phone, seeing notifications flash after the other and feeling it hot under his touch. he chuckles, showing the barrage of mentions and messages he's recieved, "see, i'm not totally sure but i think they're saying we're on a holiday. together."

"me with daniel ricciardo?" you gasp for added effect, "i couldn't possibly."

"i know, where could they have gotten it from?" he sighs dramatically. "i'm woefully alone."

"and i'm utterly heartbroken," you touched your chest with a fake pout, "on a soul searching rendezvous."

"we're a bit pathetic." he tilts his head, a grin forming on his face. "but in-a-totally-chill way." you giggle.

"it's nice to be sad and pathetic together, though." he nods his head with a laugh, "ditto." you toast your respective icecream cups.

you both settle into comfortable silence, watching the generic comedy film playing on the television. daniel's arms felt comfortable around you, and you naturally fell into his embrace... he felt safe, and warm.

"thanks for being a friend dani." you mumble, on the prepice of sleep.

"... someday.." you were too incoherent to understand what he said in reply, only faintly registering his lips on the top of your head.

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[chachavroomvroom]

Monaco 🇲🇨 GP ‘24 recap if you missed it:

- anthem is played with charles straight in the middle like the king he is 👑

- Carlos lap one puncture (?) and lockups out of track 🛞

- first lap kmag/hulk/checo’s threesome crashtastic spectacular: everyone is okay but everyone is also out. 🚩

- Alpines duelling in the first corners have Esteban OUT 🤺

- Long red flag: we sleep 💤

- By the grace of God Carlos gets to rejoin 3rd instead of 16th 🍀

- standing restart 35 mins later - clean for everyone 🙂‍↕️

- procession is proceeding, all the ducks are in a row 🚗🚕🚙🚓🛻🚎

- oscar gets a look down the inside of charles but doesn’t send it 👁️

- for some reason george is going snail’s pace 🐌

- bottas pits and does a fastest lap (from dead last) 💨

- fernando leads the ‘24 alonso train… ALL ABOARD 🚂

- stroll gets a free pitstop thanks to his teammate railway work… only to get a puncture a few laps later 🙃

- Guanyu and Logan passing each other in the back 🥊

- nothing’s happening in the race so we get “dad cam”, with both carlos’ and lando’s fathers looking on 🤷🏻‍♂️

- max pits between two jokes on the radio about how boring this is 🛞

-max gets right in RUS’ ass and parks there for the rest of the race trying to close that .800 gap 👹

- charles suddenly increases pace and builds a 8.5 sec gap to PIA 😈

- charles partner is visibly stressed on the tv 🤞🏻

- CHARLES LECLERC WINS HIS HOME RACE IN MONACO - WE ALL BREATHED 🇲🇨

- slayful celebration ceremony ft. fred maybe landing in prison for splashing the prince and the italians having big feelings about it all 💅🏻

- points for Albon, Gasly and Tsunoda🏅

[dreamgirljune]

the black hole 🕳 of the window 🏠 where you sleep 💤 the night 🌘 breeze 💨 carries something sweet 😋 a peace tree 🌳 wild women 🤪 don't ❌ get the blues ☹️ but i find 🧐 that lately ive been crying 😭 like a tall 🧍 child 👧 so please hurry 🏃‍♀️ leave me, i can't ❌ breathe 🫁 please don't say you love me 💘 胸がはち切れそうで ❤️‍🔥 one word 💬 from you and i would jump 💃 off of this ledge 🏞 im on baby 👶 tell me dont ❌ so i can crawl 🧎‍♀️ back in

[studentbyday]

day 16-22 // 30doi

🧘🏻‍♀️ times are busy, but i can be productive and achieve my daily study goals while staying calm and not forgoing any self-care 🙏🏻

they say don't trust your thoughts when you're sleepy. i'd like to add, don't trust your thoughts when you're behind on school or you don't get the grade you want or you miss out on an opportunity and start questioning whether you've got the aptitude to do whatever it is you wanted to do in the future. you will learn from this. you will become stronger. you will not let this prevent you from achieving your dreams. you are so much bigger than that - it does not define you. 😤

it's really difficult to take it one day at a time as i had originally aspired to do in this challenge. when my life feels like a mess, i feel like i need to plan the heck out of it, consider all my options for the near and far future and where they might lead me, so i pick the one that's best. amd i always want to come to a decision right. now. so i can stop feeling like a mess who doesn't know what she's doing with her life. smh. when driven by the anxiety of my vision of failure, the exercise often turns out to be a waste of my time.

there is a high to having grandiose dreams and drawing a detailed map to get there. but it just adds extra pressure and anxiety and overwhelm. i don't think i know how to make long-term plans that work.

🌲 week 8/52's study stats (50/10):

M: 🌲🌲🌲🌲 T: 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 W: 🌲🌲🌲🌲 Th: 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 F: 🌲🌲🌲

update: had a really hard time sticking with the breaks on some days. either i worked through them or i skipped them and moved onto the next 50 minutes of work. it was a really busy week, but i feel like i could've done a better job at balancing myself, especially since my health these days really demands that i don't sit all day. 😔

🌷 little daily self-care things that keep me afloat:

physio exercises

2-min runs (bc i don't have stamina and it tires me enough to reduce insomnia and stress)

sticking to my hair care routine (basic but effective 👌🏻)

doing my hair 👧🏻 (bc it makes me feel a little more put together ✨)

outfit tracker 👕

showers 🧖🏻‍♀️🚿

moisturizing immediately after shower 🧴

vitamins/meds/probiotic 💊

🪥 and floss

deal with winter allergies like my doctor said to 💨

journal/vent/meditate when i need to

3 things that made me happy/that i'm grateful for

trying to never get less than 7h of sleep 💤

never skipping meals 😋

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

OHHHHHH😈🗣️‼️you wired⚡🔌me awake🛌💤And hit🤛🤛🤛me💆with a hand🖐️ of broken🪚 nails🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨YEAAAHHHH😈🗣️‼️you👉 tied➰ my💆lead🏌️ and pulled🤌👊 my🧑‍🦰 chain⛓️⛓️To watch👀my blood🩸🩸🩸begin to boil💧🔥♨️BUT I'M GONNA BREAK‼️‼️🗣️🗣️, I'M GONNA BREAK MYYYYY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE AND RUN🗣️🗣️‼️‼️⛓️⛓️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨YEAH I'M GONNA BREAK‼️‼️🗣️🗣️, I'M GONNA BREAK MYYYYY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAAAAAAAAAAGE🗣️🗣️‼️‼️⛓️⛓️ and RUUUUN🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨💨‼️‼️Too cold��️🧣to start a fire🔥🔥🔥I'm burning🔥🔥diesel⛽, burning🔥🔥dinosaur bones🦖☠️YEAAAAAH😈🗣️‼️, I'll take the river🌊🌊down to still water🚰💧And RRRRIDE 🏇🏇A PACK OF DOGS😈😈‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🐶🐶BUT I'M GONNA BREAK‼️‼️🗣️🗣️, I'M GONNA BREAK MYYYYY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE AND RUN🗣️🗣️‼️‼️⛓️⛓️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨YEAH I'M GONNA BREAK‼️‼️🗣️🗣️, I'M GONNA BREAK MYYYYY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE🗣️🗣️‼️‼️⛓️⛓️ and RUUUUN🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨💨‼️‼️Hit like a Phillips🪛🪛head🐵🙆 into my brain😔🧠🤯It's gonna☠️be too dark⚫⚫☁️☁️to sleep again🙈💤😴🛌Cutting🔪 my teeth🪥😬on bars🛢️ and rusty chains⛓️⛓️⛓️I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAAAAAAAAAAGE🗣️🗣️‼️‼️⛓️⛓️ and RUUUUN🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💨💨💨‼️When the forest🌲🌲 burns🔥ALONG THE ROOOAD🔥🌲😈🗣️Like God's👼 eyes👀 in my headlights🔦💡And when the dogs🐶🐕🐾🐩 are looking🔍 for their bones🍖🍖🍖And it's raining☔🌧️ icepicks❄️⛸️🏒 on your steel shore🔩⛱️Well, I'm gonna break‼️😈⛓️, I'm gonna break MYYY🗣️⛓️I'm gonna😱🙅 break my rusty💪💪 cage and run⛓️⛓️⛓️💪💪😱😱😈😈Well, I'm gonna break💪💪⛓️⛓️‼️‼️, I'm gonna break my😈😈😱😱🙅🙅⛓️💪💪I'm gonna break my rusty cage and ruuuuuuuuun⛓️⛓️😱😱‼️‼️😈😈💪💪

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. hand🖐️ of broken🪚 nails🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨🔩🔩🔩🔨🔨🔨

[neonponders]

Part 34 for @wrecked-fuse ‘s pocketverse 💤

Part 33 (main plot)

Part 31 & 32 (werewolf!Billy chapters haha)

( pt. 7′s art 🎩 ) ( pt. 9′s art 👀 ) ( pt. 14′s art 💨 ) ( pt. 19′s art 🦇 ) ( pt. 20′s art 🍳) ( pt. 27’s art 🦦 )

~ on ao3 ~

• • •

Chrissy won poker, but little Billy and Steve couldn’t be mad at her. Even when small Billy crossed his arms, and Chrissy held out her pinkie finger for a sportsmanship handshake. “Thanks for playing with me, Billy.”

He rolled his eyes at her, but took her fingertip in his hands. “Verwy impressive.”

She grinned and focused on the bigger one. “Could you give us a ride?”

Billy tilted his head for her to follow as he carried the leftover food inside. “Sure.”

Steve dumped the Barbie pool water over the grass and said, “Hug goodbye. You’ll see each other soon.”

“Tomowwow?” small Steve asked eagerly, looking between Steve and Chrissy.

The latter gave it some thought. “Maybe. Eddie and I need to sort through our schedules. I’ve got cheer camp soon.”

Steve perked up. “I forgot about that. I figured Eddie’s shows would be a sooner thing.”

“That too,” Chrissy agreed, but made Steve stop what he was doing by hugging around his middle. “Thanks for today. You really saved me.”

“Aw, no problem. My house never closed to you. We just got busy surviving Geometry.”

Chrissy laughed, “Yeah,” while their littles followed suit.

“Bye, Chwissy,” small Steve chimed as he hugged her. He laughed as Eddie overlapped them, all wings and arms. “Biwwy! Come here!”

“I wanna be in the middlwe,” small Billy declared like a supreme ultimatum. His turquoise eyes shot wide as Steve, Chrissy, and Eddie surrounded him. His expression melted into bewildered, happy confusion.

Chrissy opened her hands on the table for her littles to climb on, and soon Billy, Max, and Chrissy were heading out. Robin stayed to have dinner with Steve, and it was then that small Billy looked up from his spaghetti pieces. “Is big Biwwy coming back?”

Steve gave that some thought, realizing that they hadn’t discussed it. “I don’t know. We’ll see him tomorrow, probably.”

Little Steve’s head fell back in a great impression of Max when she’s annoyed. “Tomowwow’s so far! ”

Robin consoled, “You won’t notice time passing when you’re asleep.”

Big Steve agreed, “You should be more concerned with all the lotion I’m about to put on you after swimming for so long.”

“I don’t wanna be slimy!” Billy cried. Robin peeked at Steve with a smirk, enjoying getting to see how he handled this. But it wasn’t Steve’s first week, rodeo, or bedtime. He had a song ready to get little Billy and Steve in the mood for bedtime and all that it entailed.

The song was “Sweet Transvestite” from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

“Steve,” Robin called flatly from his bedroom doorframe. She could hear little Billy singing along in his en suite bathroom. “Explain.”

Steve angled himself out of the bathroom to shrug a shoulder at her. “He likes the guitar. And, you know, the ‘makin’ a man with blond hair,’ lyric.”

“Not that,” her eyes rolled. “I mean the fact that you showed them Rocky Horror without me.”

“When I have night shifts alone, musicals are the best thing for them,” he finished, turning off the bathroom light and letting his hands be a diving platform for the littles to jump onto his bed. It was the most energy Robin had seen from little Billy outside of jazzercise: swinging his fists and throwing his hips with the music.

“Is it a good thing for them to be doing this much before bed?”

“Sometimes high highs make for low lows that sleep through the night.”

Robin nodded slowly, not too sure about that but then she concluded, “A drive should knock ‘em right out. Come on.”

“You’re not just staying over?”

“I’ve got the morning shift,” she lamented, but swapped to a lighter note, “and Heather said she’d drive me.”

“Oh?” Steve puckered his lips in dramatic interest. His jaw slid to the side as if he tasted something delicious. “Heather?”

“Shut up. We’re driving with the windows down.”

The littles cried a gleeful, “Woo!” at that and stood in her pockets as Steve drove her home. They didn’t get to say goodnight to her, though, since they fell asleep about halfway there. Robin and Steve carefully transferred them to the belly of the otter plushie on his lap, and Steve wished her a good time with Heather.

“I highly doubt it’s like that,” she refuted from outside the passenger door.

“Eh, you never know until you know,” he sang back at her.

She grimaced at him. “Why are you being weird all of a sudden?”

Steve shut his trap and shook his head. “No reason. I’ll leave once you’re inside.”

Robin rolled her eyes at his manly chivalry and waved at him once she had opened her front door. Steve didn’t have it in him to tell Robin about Heather’s fearlessness at parties to kiss girls during Spin the Bottle, but he had confidence that Robin - or Heather - could break that ice on their own.

Besides, a bigger issue arrived in the form of little Steve starting to make sounds in his sleep. Big Steve held the otter tighter to his belly as he turned into his driveway -

“Stevie?” little Billy worried sleepily.

“I hear him. We’re home now. Hold onto him.”

“I am.”

“Good job, buddy. Let’s get you guys inside and in bed.”

Steve tried to keep his pace level as he unlocked his house and locked it behind him. A part of him hoped that the rocking of his steps might help his little to relax, but Billy gazed up at him with fearful eyes. “He’s having a nightmawre. He’s dweaming without me.”

Steve frowned at that as he turned on his bedside lamp, but he didn’t have time to think about it. Billy followed his hands inside their shoebox bedroom as Steve carefully put his little on his bed. “He’s not alone out here. If we can wake him up gently, he’ll be able to go back to sleep without bad dreams.”

Billy exclaimed, “Gentwy? He’s awone! Stevie, wake up!”

“Hey, hey,” Steve tried to curtail without setting Billy off too. “If you dream together, then what makes Steve happy? What makes his brain go fuzzy?”

“Fuzzy?” Billy puzzled.

“Anything. What changes his brain in a good way?”

Billy glowed like an actual lightbulb had gone off behind his eyes. “When you brwush his hairw. And big Biwwy’s water on his face, he wikes the smell o’that.”

Steve gazed flatly at him. Billy’s water....I don’t have his cologne -

“Oh,” he realized aloud, and went into his bathroom. A person didn’t put cologne on their face. He found the skincare Billy usually left out from Steve’s drawers. The bottle was just a simple toner, but it had the faintest spa, floral fragrance. Very unlike Billy’s usual masculine tendencies, but it made sense that little Steve would recognize it from being in Billy’s shirt. That might have been why Billy used it in the first place: a nonintrusive smell for the little guys.

Steve put a couple drops on his fingertips and touched them to the bed underneath little Steve’s pillow, infusing the sheets with the fragrance before his hand holding his smallest comb made the fragrance waft over the little one.

Small Steve’s features were pinched over whatever he was experiencing in his dream, but his brows lifted from the tingly sensation of the comb brushing his hair. Small Billy stood by, holding his hand, until big Steve encouraged, “You can touch his hair. We like it.”

Billy looked up at him for reassurance. Then he reached a hand over Steve’s ear, carefully pushing the brown hair back. For how much work big Steve put into his hair, he certainly didn’t like people touching it during the day.

But at night...nothing put Steve to sleep faster. Someone’s nails dragging across his scalp, stimulating his follicles by moving his hair in messy directions, the trust proximity.

Little Steve’s eyes started to blink while closed, and then he rolled over onto his back. Little Billy gasped, reaching up for the comb to control it more than Steve’s large hand. He kept a loose hold on it so Billy could brush through little Steve’s arching fringe. “Wake up, Stevie. Don’t dweam without me.”

The little one whined another sound, but far from distressed, it sounded simply annoyed. “Mm I wan-hmsff.”

Billy looked up at big Steve. “What did he say?”

The latter smiled. “I just think he’s out of the dream and trying to answer you. I’ve been told I talk in my sleep too.”

Little Billy gasped softly, relieved and bewildered. Steve carefully took the comb back with the insurance, “Keep petting him. He likes it.”

“I know.”

Steve left him next to the little one’s bed and worked on getting ready for sleep, himself, listening to Billy defending little Steve from his bad dreams.

“The dawphins are on tv tomowwow, Stevie. We gotta watch the dawphins. I wonder if big Stevie could make us some bwue food. The scuba drwivers - dwivers - ugh, the scarwy mermaids might be with the dawphins too. It’s fun when they play. I wike watching the fishies with you, Stevie...”

Big Steve’s lips pressed together as the little guy gushed his heart out just to help his favorite person sleep better. As Steve washed his face, brushed his teeth, and changed into something softer, Billy’s words dragged on, sentences becoming more and more broken...

“Okay, little man,” Steve breathed as he came to the bedside table. “Your turn for bed.”

“Mm’not sweepy,” he moaned on Steve’s hands. When he tried to put Billy on his bed, though, the little guy whined, “No! Don’wanna sleep.”

“Why not?” Steve humored, because Billy’s eyes were only halfway open.

“ ‘Cause Stevie’s alweady asleep. What if I get bad dweams alone?”

“Steve always wakes up for you when that happens. And he wakes me up, right?”

But Billy whined, and Steve figured this would be a while. He got onto his own bed and set Billy down on the pillow to talk to him. “What are your bad dreams?”

“I don’t remember.”

“That’s helpful.”

“So I never know what to wun from.”

“Oh,” Steve absorbed. “I guess that makes sense. But you know what to wake up to...right?”

Billy blinked slowly, muttering, “I hope so.”

“Hope is good. But you don’t need to hope all the time. I’m out here. And Stevie is out here, waiting for you. Ready and waiting for you to be a bossy butthead.”

Even as Billy laughed, a big, fat tear escaped the side of one of his eyes. Steve petted the pad of his thumb over Billy’s head. “Aw, buddy. You should’ve been in bed a while ago. You did good, looking after mini me. Can you let yourself fall asleep?”

“I don’t know.”

“I think you can. Just missing that special ingredient.”

Little Billy’s cheeks got a hint of pink to them. “Kiss?”

“Mmhm. Comin’ in.”

Steve pecked the carefullest kiss on the small forehead, only to pull back and see Billy holding up a hand. “Kiss my hand?”

“I can do that,” his voice warmed. It was more like kissing his whole arm, but it counted. Then he wiggled a finger over Billy’s tummy. “Any bubbles in there?”

Billy chuckled, eyes glassy with impending slumber. “Pwobably.”

“Oh jeez,” Steve sighed theatrically, and kissed Billy’s belly...

Billy held up a leg, foot in the air. “Kiss m’foot.”

“I’m setting a bad precedent,” Steve warned himself, but pinched the tiny ankle between his fingers, and kissed the foot that smelled like Steve’s soap and lotion. Just to be a little obnoxious, Steve used that leg to roll Billy onto his side, and kissed his body and head again. “A whole set of armor. Nothing can get you now.”

“Thank you...Stevie...” Billy blinked vacantly, before his long lashes finally rested on his cheeks.

Steve heaved a sigh. He wondered if he could get the little guy into his own bed, but his own eyes ached for the relief of sleep -

The solid sound of knocking on wood rattled his heart in his chest. Between the late hour and his fatigue, Steve would have crept downstairs with his old, nailed bat in hand.

But he had since learned the melodies that occupied big Billy’s hands.

“Hey,” he said as a question when he opened one of the front doors.

Billy sort of smiled, sort of glanced around him as if he needed the neighbor’s consent to be here. Then he seemed to have a decision behind his eyes as he looked up at him. “Can’t sleep.”

“Yeah,” Steve sighed, but through a smile. “There’s a lot of that going around.”

[forrest-the-paraphile]

🥀,😯💨, 💤

Fall asleep before me. Let me pull the blankets back and watch you sleep. I'll slowly play with myself as you dream, maybe drift my free hand over your skin. Of course, I won't be able to hold myself back for long. I'll take off your pants, kiss on your bare chest before I roughly force myself inside of you to wake you. You can scream, if you'd like. It won't stop me. If I get tired of hearing you beg, I'll just wrap my hand around your throat and squeeze until you drift back to sleep so I can really have my way with you. Be a good fucking whore while I rape you and I might let you live -🦊

[86stagram]

🧀🐹💨brb 🙋‍♀️(Kunsei-ham's servant) Fresh fruits hamster (?)

My Pretty series life started with PriPara! I started watching anime first, and later started playing that game. subtitle from that time is '2014-2015 3rd live February' ; I remember getting the 'Valentine Zukyun skirt' 💖

I was familiar with PriPara than with Pretty Rhythm, but when there run I frequently used the QR codes from 'Fashionable items for use in PriPara : 1450'! I still keep both that & 2DS at home🏯 (2DS? You wanna know why? It's just little easier to scan QR codes on the 2DS than on the 3DS... and inexpensive)

The charm of clothing is what got me interested in Pretty Rhythm✨ But I didn't have much opportunity, I was very busy at the time...😢

I finished watching 'Rainbow Live' & began watch 'Dear My Future' in April! that's feel me so real & authentic anime...😭🙏(Tears of emotion and gratitude) ... some Japanese otaku use like 'real' or 'authentic' as a compliment, haha

Finally got around to watching DMF 11! There’s still a lot haha Sho... Someone Japanese said... 'ショウさん器が小(ショウ)さん' hahaha, yabai...🤣 He is small-minded. that's his one of charm. maybe🙄

and... I need to watch 'KinPri' because come the new movie in summer! I'm interested in that but I don't know past story yet. But I heard it's interesting! I haven't even finished watching all episode of the Pretty series yet, but I'm looking forward!

↓🎀Roni-ish coord (What do you think?)

Awww...

Bankrupt RONI... It's been 4 years and more since, but I still find painful emotions💔 Oh, RONI, with the brand's sleep, my PriPara dreams go to far way😭 I really hope they bring back the collaboration items from that time in adpara... no, no matter how much I wish, there are things which won't come true!

RONI's spirit lives in my heart, and I find joy in seeing Prizmmy☆'s members adorned in that designs at bonus footage👚👗🧥 kawaii✨

I'm planning to watch the DMF extras later because they're only on Blu-ray BOX. (Luckily, my family has that! Usually, I watch on streaming service. It's convenient, isn't it? Umm... That's it🐌😉)

🧡🐹🧡🐹🧡🐹🧡🐹🧡🐹🧡

( í Y ì )Gah! there are almost no SS of me wearing RONI at that time

I'm jealous!( í Y ì ) You guys have so many pic left

In case you were wondering, they are my friends(´Y｀) 🖤Xey 💜Suu 💚Refrain 🤎Netero!!! -with 3 exclamation marks

Netero!!!, her name means that 'go to sleep'💤 Her performance is incredible enough to knock out💤 : That's a setup for her character. and other name is meaningless. Umm... maybe

btw, the person who wrote this has many OCs. I've never seen anyone with more OCs than her. How many does she have❔❔❔🐹Let me see, maybe 60 over

~🎉~🎀~🔑~🐹~✨~🩰~💭

I will try challenge day by day!(日々精進) See you later!

[thisblogwilleatourselves]

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And wE!!! US!

[inspiredwriter]

*En la habitación*

Stefany :*se piena la peluca* date prisa Anastasia, Leo y Mikey vendrán en cualquier momento😃😁

Anastasia : ya voy amiga casi termino de plancharme mi peluca😀😅👩‍🦰*se plancha la peluca* es increíble el día de los inocentes que haremos una broma a los chicos 😈🤭💕💞💗

Stefany : Por supuesto te lo conté Hace unos días para la broma perfecta 😁😉✨*se acomoda la peluca* ya tenemos bien colocado las pelucas de colores 😃🙂👩‍🦰cuando salgamos y diremos que nos pintamos el cabello de nuestros colores favoritos y se van a volver locos😈😆

Anastasia :*deja la plancha en la mesa*jajaja si, Supongo que te cantas las brujas 😏😃(pensamientos💭) será igual que colocamos un balde con brillantina arriba de la puerta en la habitación de Raph 😁😆🚪🪣✨*escucha un ruido* Oh escucho que alguien viene? 😲😀🔊

Stefany : debe ser los chicos bien hay Qué actuar como platicamos😄😉✨

Leonardo and Miguel Angel :*camina por el pasillo*

Leonardo :* frunce el ceño*Mikey sé que hoy es el día de docentes😒🤔 Pero no quiero que te ocurras hacer una broma conmigo mientras estaré en mi habitación con Stefany viendo la película 😡😤🚪🖥️💖💓💕

Miguel Angel :*pone sus brazos atrás de su cabeza* relájate Leo no te haré bromas para que no arruinar su privacidad de romance con tu gatita 😏😁❣️💕💖 Yo solo quiero estar con mi princesita y haremos bromas juntos🥰😄💘💝💞 pintaremos el caparazón de Donnie con pintura que brilla en la oscuridad mientras duerme 😈🤫🖌️

Leonardo : está bien espero que te diviertas haciendo bromas juntos ☺️🙂💖💕❣️*toca la puerta* Chicas, sabemos que están aquí pueden salir? 😀😊

Stefany and Anastasia :*sale de la habitación* hola chicos🥰😘👋💕💖❣️¿les fascina nuestro nuevo look nos pintamos el cabello de nuestros colores favoritos? 😏😁👩‍🦰🩷🧡💞💝❣️💕

@inspiredwriter

Leonardo and Michelangelo: Eeeh, cool idea, girls...😅😁

Leonardo: Wow, Stefany, I always knew how much you loved the color pink, but I couldn't imagine that enough to dye your hair...😀😅💘💕 (Thoughts💭) God, how could Stefany even come up with such an idea?!😧😱 Probably, when she was talking with friends, Candy suggested that she do this🤔 But I liked my kitty's natural hair color better...😥

Michelangelo: Haha, you look great, my princess...😅😁✨💖💞 (Thoughts💭) Why?!!😭 I liked it better when my lovely Anastasia's hair was golden and fluffy, but now it's red and limp!!😫😩👩‍🦰 Come on, Mikey, control yourself, you should not upset Anastasia, you should love her in any way😠😤💓💞

Stefany and Anastasia: Hihihi, boys, you are so funny🤭😄💗💘💞 *Take off their wigs* Ta-da!😄😆 It was april prank!!😃😘🎉💝❣️💓💕

Leonardo: *Hugs Stefany's waist* Ooh, Stefany, you managed to fool me, I'm so proud of you because ninjas are very inventive😯😏💗🩷💓💞

Michelangelo: *Grabs Anastasia in his arms and kisses her on the cheek* Mua~😚💖💘💕 mmua~💓❣️💞 Haha, that was really funny and unexpected, girls😃😉✨ *Kisses Anastasia on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💗💖❣️💕 *Sniffs Anastasia's yarn of hair* Mmm, aah~🥰😍💘💗💓💕 (Thoughts💭) Glory to heavenly pizza that the hair of my adorable little flower was not damaged!!😆😌💨💓💖💝💕

Stefany: *Hugs Leo's waist* But we are very pleased, boys, that you didn't turn away and still continued to love us even when we changed our hair color🤗🥰🩷🧡👩‍🦰💘💝💞 *Whispers to Leo in his ear* Perhaps I will reward you for your kindness heart while watching the movie , my sweetie turtle~🤫😈🖥💖💘❣️💕

Michelangelo: Haha, my hunny cake, do you want to make prank of Donnie while he's sleeping in his room?😄🤫💤🩷💗💕 *Caresses Anastasia's booty and whispers in her ear* And then we'll have a little fun in my room~😏😈❣️💓💝💞

Anastasia: *Blushes* Haha, with pleasure, my orange cheeks😳😍💖💘💗💕 *Caresses Mikey's cheeks* Huh, Mikey, it seems to me that something is showing on your face...😧🤨 Oh, my love, as I understand it, someone before painted a mustache on your face with invisible paint, but now it has appeared🤔🥸🖌

Michelangelo: Really?🤨 Anastasia, are you talking serious?..😧😲

Stefany: *Takes out a pocket mirror and hands it to Mikey* She's telling the truth, Mikey, just look at your reflection😧😕

Michelangelo: Hmm?🤨😟 *Covers his face with hand* Ooow, I look stupid!😖😩

@swagreecrow

[hadalpelagiczone]

I 👼😎😩 still 🙄 hear 👂👂 your 😭👉 voice 🤬 when 😩⏰ you 👉🏻👈🏻 sleep 💤😴 next ⏭️ to me 😰💯 I 🙀 still 🧚🏻‍♂️ feel 💯 your 👉 touch 🥵 in 😏🏽 my 😣 dreams 💭 Forgive me 🙋🏽 my 💕👧 weakness, but 🤯 I 💃 don't 🙅‍♂️ know 🤔 why 🤔 Without 🚫 you, 💀💀💀🤟😀🤟😀🤟😀 it's hard 💘 to survive 🙏🏼😩😭 'Cause 🔄💋 every 👏 time 🕒 we 😃 touch 👈 I 💧 get 👆🏻 this feeling 😌 And every 💯 time 🕔 we 😀💰 kiss 😗 I 😊 swear 👏 I 🙋‍♂️ could 🤷 fly 💸 Can't ❌ you 👦👈 feel 🏻 my 🌡️ heart ❤️😎 beat 👊 fast 🏎️ I 🚱🆗 want 👉😋 this to last ♿ Need 👉 you 👈🏼 by 😈 my 😀 side ⛅ 'Cause 💋 every 🔪 time 🕘 we 👶🤔 touch 🍑 I 👥 feel 😜 this static And every 😹 time 🕝⌛ we ���🙋👨👥 kiss 😘 I 😊 reach 👉 for 🔙🍆 the sky ☁️ Can't 😨 you 😊 hear 👂🎧 my 🧚 heart 💖 beat 🥊🍑 so I 🗽☁️ can't 🌍 let ➡️👤⬇️ you 🥔 go 🦟 Want 🌛 you 🤪🚘 in ⬇️ my 😊 life 🐐✌🏻💓 Your 🍑🍆 arms ⚔️ are my 👨🏾 castle 🏰 Your 😇 heart 💖 is my 👸 sky 🤡 They 👜👝 wipe 🤤 away 🏃👆 tears 😂 that 😝🍑 I 👀 cry 😢 The good 👌 and the bad ❌ times 🕐😆 We've 👯 been 💴💫 through 🐲 them 🤫😶 all 🙇🏽 You 👦 make 👏👏 me 🤙🤘 rise 🤤🌞👽 when 🍑 I 🤗 fall 😻 'Cause 🐗 every 😔 time 🕣 we 👨 touch 👈 I 👹 get 🚶‍♀️ this feeling 😌 And every 🌺 time 🕓 we 🌿 kiss 💓 I 🙋 swear 🤬🤬🤬🤭 I 💸 can 🔫❗ fly 📷 Can't 💦💦 you 👩 feel 💓 my 😻 heart ❤️ beat 👊🤜 fast ⏩ I 👥🏼 want 😋 this to last ♿ Need 😭 you 🆗💊 by 🙃 my 😀 side 🚄 'Cause 😛🤓 every 😬 time ⏳ we 👥 touch 👈 I 👌😦💁🏼 feel 🍆 this static And every 😹 time 🕥 we 👫 kiss 💋 I 😀 reach 👉 for ⌛ the sky ☁️ Can't ❌💨 you 👈☝🏻 hear 👂👂 my 😖🙄😤 heart ❤️ beat 🤜 so I ✨ can't 😨 let 🙆😤 you 🤟 go 🦗 Want 🙄 you 👀👈 in ⏳ my 💅 life 🍆💦💦💦🍂🍂🍂 'Cause 💋 every 😬 time 🕔 we 😃 touch 🥵 I 🚱🆗 get 🔟 this feeling 😌 And every 👏 time 🕚🕚 we 🌿 kiss 👩‍❤‍👩 I 🍾 swear 🙏 I 🍾 could 👈 fly 🚫👼💸 Can't 🙅 you ✋ feel 💋💋 my 😀 heart 💞 beat 👊 fast ⏩ I 😀 want 😍 this to last 😍 Need 🚫 you 🍆 by 😈 my 🎤🎤😊 side 🤨

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Were you sent😠👉 by someone who wanted me dead?😵⚰ Did you sleep💤 with a gun🔫 underneath our bed?🛏 Were you writing a book?📖✍🏻 Were you a sleeper cell spy?🕵‍♂️ In fifty years⏳, will all this be declassified?❌ And you'll confess why you did it👊 And I'll say, "Good riddance"🗣 'Cause it wasn't sexy💋 once it wasn't forbidden🙅 I would've died for your sins⛪ Instead, I just died inside🥀 And you deserve prison⏸, but you won't get time😔 You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars👤 You crashed💥 my party🎉 and your rental car🚘 You said normal girls👩 were boring😴 But you were gone🏃‍♂️💨 by the morning🌄 You kicked out the stage lights💡But you're still performing🎭 And in plain sight you hid🥷 But you are what you did👊 And I'll forget you🤔, but I'll never forgive❌ The smallest man who ever lived🤏🧍‍♂️

[quills-of-freedom]

Bertoldt Hover relationship

Aesthetic, vibe & Various

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💤

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💥

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🔥

🌋

⛅

⚡

🐻

🦟

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🎟️

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💣

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💭

Although Bertolt is timid and reserved, when he falls for you, oh my lord is he obsessed. (Not in a creepy way)

He will steal glances at you whenever he can, his stomach fluttering if you make eye contact and a heavy blush when you smile.

With Bertoldt, every single day, no matter how long you’ve been together is like you’re his crush and acts like you have no idea how much he cares for you.

Good luck sleeping with him in bed. He snores. He tossed and turns and we all know about the weird sleeping positions he finds himself in. If you’re territorial over your bed space, maybe sleeping together isn’t the best idea.

Also is an extreme blanket hogger.

But Bertoldt gives the best hugs and cuddles. Will wrap around you like a warm blanket and hold you close until you’ve had enough. Seriously, if it were up to him, you’d be glued together.

Ideal dates

Bert is a sucker for ice cream on warm days. Would adore it if you went to an amusement park or beach during the hot weather.

He’ll hold your hand most of the time and if you got lost in a crowd, would absolutely panic.

With him being so tall, he he once tried to persuade you to get a flag to stick up and wave next time you’re swarmed.

Wether you did or not is up to you.

Gives the best piggy back rides and loves to give you them too. Feels like you’re a little back pack as he carries you around.

Picnics. Anything outdoors, really. Loves going on walks and hikes wit your around beautiful scenery. It just relaxes him and is a good setting to just get to know each other and chat.

Gifts. Will greet you at every date with flowers or chocolate or some small token of appreciation. He just feels so lucky to have you.

Modern AU

Sweatshirts and jumpers during fall - spring. He likes the feel of them and the smell of fresh cotton and wool.

Wears vests in the summer, the back of his shoulders gleaming with sweat under the scorching sun. Will ask you to put on his suncream which he has to squat down so you can reach.

Has a ridiculously small car for his size. God help whoever is sitting behind him while he drives. Hopefully it’s not a long road trip.

Is a backpack guy. Takes one to the gym, on one outings etc. Would be a perfect dad. He’d always have the baby bag ready packed with spare diapers, bottles, clothes etc.

Takes extra long showers and moisturising after, his skin is always super soft, clean and smells devine.

NSFW

Bertoldt. Oh dear sweet Bertoldt.

The first time you two do it, you think he’s going to pass out from excitement and nerves. He’s a flustered, blushing mess and at one point begins to hyperventilate.

As time goes on, his shyness with sex doesn’t really get any better - except now, when he reaches a certain point of arousal he’ll just morph into a totally different man.

Like, you’ll wonder if he’s been possessed as he slams you against a wall, picking you up and eating you out, your legs over his shoulders.

His cock is so sensitive, it’s very twitchy and receptive to your touch.

Loves it when you give him head. Like the whimpers and moans he emits are just… 👌

This beautiful man is up for anything. Anything you suggest to try and he’s down to clown with you. Anything. If he doesn’t like it, he won’t know unless you both try it.

Naturally a very tender and caring lover. But if you entice it, had no qualms about getting a little rough with you. Nothing too crazy though - hurting you would totally shut him down and turn him off

Kinks

His favourite, is cockwarming you that leads to gentle, tender sex. Really gets him going having you safe in his strong arms while being as close to you as physically possible.

Loves shower sex. The feel of your body lathered and slippery sets him on fire, even thinking about it gets him hard.

Aftercare

After love making Bertoldt is up there with the best when it comes to aftercare.

Will make you food if you’re hungry, get you a drink and ask if you’re okay.

Tells you how amazing you are and how much he cares for you.

Will change the sheets for you too.

Dates 10/10

Thoughtfulness 10/10

Affection 10/10

Sex 9/10

Aftercare 10/10

Obviously the final scores are my opinion you can make up your own mind ☺️ but all in all, Bertoldt would make an amazing partner and will always cherish you dearly.

Sweet boy ❤️

[goingtolesbos]

THIS👆IS IT‼️ IM NOT 🙅‍♀️COMING AFTER 🏃🏃YOU🫵 IM GOING TO LAY DOWN🛌 FOR HALF AN HOUR🕡

THIS IS IT🙌 IM NOT🚫GOING DOWN👅ON YOUR🫵 MEMORY💭 IM NOT RUBBING MY FACE🙉 IN IT ANYMORE‼️‼️

IM GOING🏃TO YAWN🥱 IM GOING TO STRETCH🙆🧘 IM GOING TO PUT👆A KNITTING🧶 NEEDLE🪡 🆙 MY NOSE👃 AND POKE OUT MY BRAIN🧠

I DONT🚫 WANT TO LOVE YOU💔‼️ FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE🧓 I WANT YOUR🫵 SKIN TO FALL OFF MY SKIN‼️ I WANT MY CLAMP🧍🗜️ TO RELEASE 🙌 YOUR CLAMP🫵🗜️ I DONT WANT TO LIVE 💔 WITH THIS TONGUE👅 HANGING OUT🐶 AND ANOTHER FILTHY🤢 SONG🎶🎵 IN THE PLACE OF MY BASEBALL BAT⚾️‼️

THIS IS IT‼️‼️‼️ IM GOING TO SLEEP😴 NOW⏰ DARLING💐 DONT🚫 TRY TO STOP🛑✋ ME‼️ IM GOING TO SLEEP💤😴 ILL HAVE A SMOOTH FACE💆🧴AND IM GOING TO DROOL🤤 ILL BE ASLEEP😴💤 WHETHER YOU🫵 LOVE❤️ ME OR NOT💔🥀

THIS IS IT👆👆👆THE NEW WORLD 🌎 ORDER 👁️💵 OF WRINKLES🧓 AND BAD BREATH😷 ITS NOT🙅GOING TO BE LIKE IT WAS BEFORE⏳ EATING YOU🍴WITH MY EYES👀 CLOSED😌 HOPING🙏YOU WONT GET UP⬆️ AND GO🏃‍♀️💨 AWAY💔

ITS GOING TO BE SOMETHING ELSE‼️ SOMETHING WORSE👎⛈️ SOMETHING SILLIER😜 SOMETHING LIKE THIS🤔 ONLY SHORTER⏱️‼️‼️‼️

[theskinnylegend27]

Guide for 🍃munchies!

Always have water 💦

Limit the Diet Coke, too much will make your face bloat like a double chinned ballon 🎈

Make sure you only have healthy/low cal snacks 🥕 (keto cookies, fruit, vegetable, lite string cheese, biltong, air puffed chips, eggs, rice crackers, etc. PROTEIN IS THE HARDEST TO CONVERT TO FAT AND PROMOTES MUSCLE GROWTH = ⬆️ METABOLISM)

Only smoke around 4-3 hours before you sleep! (The closer it is to bed time the more likely you’ll eat less) 💤

Instead of getting the most indulgent thing or craved food, opt for a healthier choice 🥒

Chug water before, and sip in between each bite 🫖

Split any food that you get into half’s so you can save it for the next munch 🍴

Get ready for bed an hour early and do something like a face mask or prayer or phone games (it will put your body in the mood to shutdown and not eat) 🌚

💨 lasts less than edibles or juice! = less much time while maintaining 🍃 effect

Repeat if munchie cycle continues, this way you get full on water and what food you do eat is lower in cal than a full on binge!!!! It’s better to mindlessly eat a lot of your safe food than a fatty calorie packed meal like fast food, pizza, ice cream, or chips ✨🌈🌸🌟💖