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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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im going to sniffing you
[@mag-hank-posting]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what ar eyou . does anyone know what you are and why youre so ugly
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agency-against-he-hims · 19 days ago
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one might say your Fit ate it Up!
picture of me when i went outside to get groceries
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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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come to purgatory, we need to talk
[ @purgatory-vlogger ]
ominous. is this because you want your dog back? Im not giving Gestalt to you Phobos
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agency-against-he-hims · 28 days ago
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asynchronousBimbo: pwease mrs auditor can you pwease stop targeting hank and can you pwease give them a break from the madness at least for one day please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
To begin with, who do thine think of thyself to be unto myself? A king? A royale? A god? Neither, you are not even a peasant to me, lowly creature!
Then atop that, what regions do thine call your home? What country do you hail from? Is it nevada, my kingdome of Nevada? No, it doth seem not! What credentials do thy have in regards to managing the cultures of my country? None! You know not how commonplace harassment and murder should be, so behave none such as though you understand the regularity of such!
And most lastly, you bumbling imbecile, which sir Hanke J Wimbletone do thy consider me a harasser of? Hank J Gender Identity? Hank J Wimbleton? Hank J White? Which of, one must clarify, but regardless of, they do not require your ward, pestilent creature!
To insinuate a Wimbleton would require your measely protections is like telling a troll with intents to kill you that you’re their guard now!
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Be gone with you, mortal. My work as a lorde requires not such petty attentions.
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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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What the hell is your problem WHY did you feed Hank's METAL ARM to the fucking mag??!
[@d1ssenterbd4mned]
well for one i was just jesting… LOL!
I have no concievable way of reaching into your universe so the only thing i really did was convince hank to leave his arm somewhere in nevada so sucks for you huh
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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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Well I'm sorry your dog was kind of still alive and you're stuck in purgatory, so SOMEBODY had to look after little puppy wuppy gestaltttt!
I promise i take very good care of it, i feed it premium grunt meat and i let it ponder its existence 5 minutes a day so it's not understimulated
@agency-against-he-hims you fucking stole my dog what the actual fuck
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agency-against-he-hims · 4 months ago
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W4GT THE F UCK?!
[@auditor-posting]
Who are you… you strangely very talented and capable being who seems vaugely familiar…
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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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wh.why d.d.do you try killl me when your ag.agency against he hims and im n.not he him
@killingandviolencefan2002
because my ex is rooting for you . thats it
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agency-against-he-hims · 19 days ago
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hey girl i will be spoiling you tonight (pulls out 1 cent)
[ @purgatory-vlogger ]
great! still not enough to buy a tampon
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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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hmmm are you the ugly thing that my slay runningmate auditor wanted me to kill or something …
when i g.et ou.t.o f here im ki.ll.ing someone god bless
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agency-against-he-hims · 26 days ago
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can i get a kiss
[ @purgatory-vlogger ]
can you…………..? 😈
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agency-against-he-hims · 28 days ago
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hey, I'm sorry for the flirting
[ @purgatory-vlogger ]
Lol. youre apologizing? For being classic you? Well.... @d1ssenterbd4mned do you know if being revived can have weird effects this is scary i dont like this please help me i dont know whats wrong with him but hes APOLOGIZING and you know we cant have that ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!! 🍷 delicious drink by the way
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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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can you pull me out of purgatory now
-@deimos-nevadaposting
no eat ass im divorcing you and wifeanon
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agency-against-he-hims · 10 days ago
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hey babe haha, wanna go for a date haha, don't worry about the blood on my clothes
[ @purgatory-vlogger ]
why do you have blood on your clothes
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agency-against-he-hims · 22 days ago
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check your gruntgram, sent you pics of me at the gym O)
[ @purgatory-vlogger ]
HOLAY MOLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha hahahahahaha in my awesome husband folder saved. btw do u want to go on a date later tonight i heard liberal quo is having a gender reveal party at their base and i want to crash the party.
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agency-against-he-hims · 1 month ago
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um ple.ase do not kill. hank yet. they and. i are g.onna make smoothies
[@dave-posting]
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