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maykrisms · 4 months ago
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VEGA also has a strong interest in humanity, including their niche interests and hobbies - and even possesses a vast archive of other entertainment medias. (Giving him unrestricted internet access was a mistake, Dr. Hayden)
While he didn't have an archive of fanfiction medias before the Slayer, he did save.. probably far too many video game ROMs, books, and streamed movies and shows.
You could probably ask VEGA for the most niche media in the world and, at this point, at least possesses something on the matter. Although lost media would frustrate the living daylights out of him. (He would spend far too much processing power in recovering lost media, if ever allowed.)
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fairymint · 3 months ago
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↑ A real twink has arrived on the scene, please hold.
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demon-prosecuted · 2 months ago
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@slayers-testament | continued
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He had been teleported to Gods know where once again, and like any other time his portal technology went haywire, he was left stranded until the Fortress could fix itself. So for the time being, he was stuck here, so now was the time to figure out... Where is here, exactly? He noticed that he was on a highway, so he figured the best thing he could do was to follow it. At least one of these directions had to lead somewhere, right? So he turned around to start walking, and... was met with a car, screeching to a halt. He didn't have his weapons in hand, though he figured the Super Shotgun on his hip would probably cause some issues. Despite this, he took the yelling in stride... even if it reminded him of someone he really wanted to punch. "I'm lost," he shouts back rather bluntly. "Don't know where I am or how I got here. Just trying to find a place I can rest a while."
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The man yelling back does little to phase Miles. But it's still a strange sight to behold - a mountain of a man, clad in green armor, only illuminated by the streetlamps above him. It's not anything he'll be forgetting anytime soon, yet strangely isn't the weirdest thing he's ever dealt with.
So.. Miles glares back - just as he was taught to as a child. If someone stares at you, glare back.
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❝ So you're suffering from amnesia? ❞ It'd be hard to whack one's head hard enough in that helmet.. And he's too bulky to have been kidnapped, probably. ❝ You're in Los Angeles, Japanifornia. ❞ Best to answer that first question, regardless of his own racing thoughts. At least this woke him back up.
His eyes momentarily dart down to the shotgun at the man's hip. Best to treat it like its real, even if those are nigh impossible to acquire now. ❝ ..Do you remember anything else? Anything that might hint as to why you're here? ❞
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viceandmature · 13 days ago
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Deicide Slayer
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skidcd-megamix · 5 months ago
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Doodles that have gathered mold. Made for the purpose of sharing with the rats in your garden so please, watch them chow down!
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fairymint · 4 months ago
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"A romantic fantasy sounds like a Mood, but why would you Call It That..." Does he mean romance in the affectionate, or adventurous way? Unclear!
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"What the fuck is romantasy? Sounds like a messed up Turducken."
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chocochiptrip · 6 months ago
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what if i'll turn your guilty gear characters into tamagotchi⁉️
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milfisolde · 9 days ago
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made this for fun in august & forgot to post it. queen dizzy would be with her spouse 👍
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guiltygearconfessions · 7 months ago
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GUILTY GEAR TWERK OFF OFFICIAL RANKINGS! (CANON)
10. I-no
+Passion for the art.
+Has experience in carrying herself in a sensual way.
- She strikes me has not having a ton of twerking experience tho. Some but not a lot.
- She probably doesn't practice twerking. is reliant on intuition and her limited experience.
9. Johnny
+ Experience in the field.
+ can bolster his performance with his charm.
- Lacks restrain and control. Gets too into it and loses himself.
- Probably doesn't practice. Reliant on practical experience but thankful has a good bit.
8. Testament
+Can move with incredible grace.
+ Alluring aura.
- Probably doesn't care much for twerking. Lacks the passion required for a truly exceptional performance.
- Will likely keep things brief.
7. Happy Chaos
+Avant garde twerking. completely unique style.
+Invented twerking
- Views twerking as an experimental artform. Not all his techniques are gonna land.
- will likely get sidetracked by something else 2 minutes in.
6. Goldlewis Dickinson
+Has ass in spades.
+Has plenty of experience (source: it was revealed to me in a dream).
-Is a bit bashful and hesitant even after all this time. will take him a minute or 2 to really get into it.
- Grandpa back pains.
5. Axl Low
+Divine favour
+Unlike I-no who respects the art of twerking. Axl is willing to cheat by using his timestopping abilities.
- Has no experience, this is his first time twerking.
- British.
4. Raven
+ You just know he goes crazy.
+ Masterful technique.
- Like johnny, he'll get lost in it and not exercise as much restraint as he ought to.
- Built like a twig. Doesn't have a ton of ass to work with.
3. Nagoriyuki
+ Has PLENTY to work with.
+ Has a highly defined and refined technique, passed down for generations.
- Is quite chaste, will be hesitant to exercise his training until absolutely necessary.
- Even when he does go all out, his technique is one of restraint. His moves will be decisive and masterful, but will lack that bit extra a freer and looser technique would provide.
2. Faust
+ This man is a master of twerking and we all know it.
+ His tall stature and flexibility allow him to perform incredible twerking feats.
- He's gets a lil too goofy with it. at his worse he'll emit cartoon sound effects.
1. Slayer
+Twerk messiah.
+ Perfect technique
+ Tasteful use of both restrained and wild styles
+ A real respect for the craft and attention to detail.
+ Every twerk outta him feels like a love letter to the art.
+ Dandy swag.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
While your hard work and diligence is respected anon the office can't help but wonder how long this took to produce and we are scared of you
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monkabonka1 · 6 months ago
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Bone-Crushing Excitement Reactions from Worst to Best
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this my opinion, dont kill me :(((((
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#28, Sol Badguy
Call me soup in a house on fire cause There is Nothing
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#27, Chipp
deserved tbh
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#26, Ky Kiske
boorriinnggggggg
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#25, Goldlewis
When I am eating a boiled burger (the worst part of my current internship)
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#24, May
The only reason shes higher than Goldlewis is cause shes my main (im shit at fighting games)
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#23, Anji Mito
Jaw
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#22, Ramlethal
Broken jaw
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#21, Axl Low
Bri'ish with the fucked up mouth angles, holy shit
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#20, Potemkin
Why does he look like my dad?????
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#19, I-No
*glasses off*
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#18, Leo Whitefang
Go crazy, go stupid
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#17, Nagoriyuki
Bonus points for locs, teeth, and my emotional support vampire
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#16, Elphelt
Just like me fr, this is what I look like when I stub my toe
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#15, Brisket
*Insert corny smile HD joke*
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#14, Giovana
The two wolves inside of me
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#13, Millia Rage
Looks like the scream painting and I love it
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#12, Asuka
Happy 70th Birthday grandpa
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#11, Zato-1 and Eddie
Bro even Eddie freakin
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#10, Baiken
The little shit weeb inside of me is screaming
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#9, A.B.A
that's actually how I stim sometimes
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#8, Johnny
Jojo lookin ass pose
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#7, Sin Kiske
Chomp
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#6, Bedman?
THEY KEPT THE TEETH!!!!!
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#5, Slayer
Can't give wifey the ick
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#4, Happy Chaos
Let's go gambling!
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#3, Testament
Turned on, cummed, and got hit by post-nut clarity in 1 second
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#2, Faust
FAUSTLINGS!!!!!!!!!!
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#1, Jack-o
Thats what the point of the mask is
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maykrisms · 4 months ago
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VEGA, whose systems run 173 times the surface temperature of the Sun: "Am I a joke to you?"
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fairymint · 2 years ago
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@slayers-testament
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CHECK- MATE SLAYER,
whatchu gonna do now, bich-
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rats-hyperfixation-corner · 6 months ago
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guilty gear teir list based on their reaction to Slayer and Sharon's haiku
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vid stolen from @yampidimp
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kaialone · 6 months ago
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No Faust and Slayer interaction in Strive hurts so much cause Slayer is LITERALLY his BEST FRIEND
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(ok in the JPN version he just calls him a friend but still)
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skidcd-megamix · 7 months ago
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Guess who filled three whole canvases with A.B.A doodles (plus a continuation of a joke and two mini comics)
Oh yeah if A.B.A was an idol this would be her song me thinksss
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crabjest · 2 months ago
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Bullshit blazing or whatever
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