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bibleofficial · 7 months ago
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went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭
#diary#i was honestly abt to strangle EVERYBODY#‘do u have a cigarette’ ��where’s ur vape’ ‘where are we going’ ‘which bus is it’ ‘do u have a ___’ ‘did u bring ___’ girl what am i DORA w#the magic fuckin BACKPACK ??? while ur UP MY ASS dig around & SEE IF SMTHGS IN THERE 😭😭😭😭#i literally broke sobriety again bc i was just#girl i was so agitated & there was 1 TRAIN LEFT BEFORE 11P so we needed to get the 2ND TO LAST BUS OF THE DAY#i deadass was like ‘if we miss that train i will make sure u all go blind’ ‘did u bring a knife’ ‘I DONT NEED 1’#AKSJAKSKAKKSJSKSSJAKJSKAHSKSHDLASKAKDLA#LIKE U BITCHES SMOKED ALL MY CIGARETTES MY VAPES DEAD MY PHONES DYING UR ALL DRUNK IM GOING TO KILL YALL 😭😭😭😭😭#<- me knowing i could never be a parent#tbh if i caught my kid smoking a cig id make em do the ol ‘im going to sit down in front of u w a fresh box of cigarettes & make u finish#the box or pass out’#YES IM STRICT#i think it’s so funny ok unrelated but like they’ll speak hindi & i’ve just#learned it through being around them kind of like i can’t speak it except for some word u know like matachot etc but i’ll Understand the#Context & what’s being Said#ASLKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA like while waiting for the train back 1 of them was talking abt me being a fool to the others - literally they’re#all indian & i had walked away so when i walked back he was still talkin but then i started giggling bc i knew he was talkin abt me & how i#pinched a bit of the kebab to throw to the seagull bc he offered it to me & i needed to bait the seagull w something & i pinched & tossed &#& he looked at me like 😦 bhenchod ! & then the seagull came over & i was like :D hi bestie <3333 but then when i started giggling after i#walked back he was like ‘what the fuck does he just know hindi now’#it makes me laugh so fucking HARD 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE FUCK U I LIKE TO PARTICPATE IN COVERSATION IDC ABT LANGUAGE#like i’ve been surrounded by yall for the past#girl it’s been like a year i don’t even talk to british ppl or americans#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLALSLA MESS ! i love to slavsquat & kp hates it bc he’s like ‘we’re in the uk why are u sitting like this’ bc he thinks#it’s ’too indian’ ALSKALSKALSKALJSKAKDLA 😭😭😭😭😭 this hips were made for sitting#we’re definitely going to go back bc it’s SO CLOSE IF WE ACTUALLY USE THE TRANSPORT PROPERLY ITS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR OR SO COMMUTE EACH WAY#bring lunch whatever#i’m exhausted but also socially like bro i had to leave the donner place just to walk around the block for SOME QUIET#i’ve just been sososososo busy LOSING MY MIND
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tapiocasketches · 10 months ago
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Now I'm just imagining Murph slavsquatting on a cliff, like those mountain goats lmao
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random headcanon from your sketches: Murph can slavsquat everywhere. innate ability.
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new headcanon unlocked all witches have the Slavsquat Pelvis™
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stag-bi · 10 months ago
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finnish city-bunny fursona slavsquatting and holding a carrot like a joint in one hand and a monster can in the other. finished commission for @jethroq 😎🐇
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liveleaker · 10 months ago
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I was slavsquatting outside hitting my cart and my 40+ year old coworker said "you remind me of some dudes I used to chill with in chicago" what did he mean
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ph-cutie · 1 year ago
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slavsquat memes are annoying idgaf but they are right in making fun of people who squat with their heels up. this is a disaster waiting to happen
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mizzmellos · 2 years ago
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#SLAVSQUAT GANG RISE UP!!!
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reallyinkyhands · 2 years ago
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Tagged by: @thepondstogether . Thank you for the tag friend <3
Tag people you want to get to know better!
Last song: Love You So Bad - Ezra Furman
Currently watching: Succession with my partner, and binging the Knowing Better videos on Youtube I haven’t seen yet.
Currently reading: I’m taking a bit of a break while I am studying for my exams and thesis defence, but I stopped in the middle of Before the Coffee Gets Cold by Toshikazu Kawaguchi.
Current obsessions: Having a toast with cream cheese spread (Lučina for my Slovak girlies).
Thank you for the tag! I’m tagging @slavsquatting-rat @ultimaid @cat-athea @gatheringkeepsakes @zeesqueere (no pressure anyone) and anyone else who feels like doing it!
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dieletztepanzerhexe · 1 year ago
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Saw a slavic gargoule today (a man slavsquatting right next to a liquor store smoking a ciggy with Perła Chmielowa beer in the other hand)
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genshoomf · 1 year ago
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ghost slavsquatting can be so personal actually. especially when you hc him as polish jewish <-- projecting just a smidge
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thirstyforred · 1 year ago
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if i was good at drawing i would do fanart of my tav Nam, Karlach and Mithara slavsquating and smoking in the Underdark, with Gale standing dismayed over them
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vacuumdecayocs · 2 years ago
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Elements Tag: Rina Sugimoto
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Bold what applies and Italic what sometimes applies.
AIR.
i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch small animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me
FIRE.
i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped and torn styles of clothing / i play a sport / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy traveling / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing
WATER.
i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love candle light /  i see emotions in colors not words
EARTH
i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love /i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life
AETHER.
i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally
Tagged by: no one, found this on tumblr myself ^^
Tagging: @zeesaes for Devin and/or Marya, @ultimaid for Kirumi and @slavsquatting-rat for Akvida <3
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reallyinkyhands · 2 months ago
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@slavsquatting-rat @cassiopeai
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On Friendship.
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liveleaker · 1 year ago
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the most emotionally confusing moment of my life was when the honorary linecook drug dealer walked in on me slavsquatting with my vape in the cooler and said you look like that guy from death note
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reallyinkyhands · 2 years ago
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So I finally did it. One thing that Dracula Daily has been good for was that it inspired me to tackle a meal I’ve been a little intimidated by. So today, I make paprikáš.
It’s rather delicious and I want to shout out @slavsquatting-rat for the recipe, moral support and the genius idea to add mushrooms.
[ID: Two pictures of chicken paprikash on a deep dish decorated with a pattern of a white goose with blue ribbon tie. First picture features a closeup of the dish - chicken in red cream sauce with tarhonya side dish, the second picture is the plate on a rustic wooden table with a bottle of Pilsner Urquell beer in the background. End ID.]
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reallyinkyhands · 2 years ago
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tagged by the wonderful the amazing the one and the only @zeesqueere to list 10 of the songs i’ve been into lately, so here we go:
Kiss With A Fist - Florence + The Machine; I don't think anyone who knows my taste in music is surprised to see FatM here ^^
2. まちがいさがし - SUDA MASAKI; It's currently fuelling my Rina x Kiyo ship brainrot so I have been putting in on repeat daily. Such a great song!
3. Hey Ma - Josh Radnor; I don't know what the general consensus on Josh's music is but I do think it genuinely slaps and is very underrated.
4. Would That I - Hozier; Same as Florence, nobody should be surprised that Hozier made the list.
5. Renato - Mina; The first time I saw a trans woman perform in the National Theatre in Prague, she sang this song. It did things to me okay????
6. You Should Know The Truth - Bloc Party; The more I listen to Bloc Party the more of their songs I absolutely love.
7. Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet; Is objectively a banger!
8. Pretty Peggy - Wolfmother; This is one of the songs I secretly shazammed from my partner's playlist he put on whenever he was driving me around when I visited him in February ^^
9. Scarecrows - Dirt Poor Robins; This song was actually shown to me by Zee, who made a personalised playlist for me 2 years ago now (!!!) and since then this is one of my favourite songs ever!
10. Mr. Mistoffelees - Cats; because the musical brain rot will never leave me...I am cringe but I am free....
Tagging @slavsquatting-rat @ultimaid @cat-athea @nixie-dantes-belvedere @nerdlemons @gatheringkeepsakes and anyone else who wishes to share music with the world! Don't feel obligated to post though if you can't be bothered, no offense taken on my end.
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reallyinkyhands · 9 months ago
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@cassiopeai @slavsquatting-rat
*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you
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