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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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Spin this wheel to receive a transformation potion ^_^

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WHY does the inner ear have a direct line to your stomach? What evolutionary advantage is there to throwing up when you're dizzy?

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

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Fabian Cháirez (Mexican, 1987) - La Bruja (The Witch) (2022)

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The Hunger

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"he's inscrutable!" to you. I can scrute him

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kinda uncomfortable how ppl cant celebrate black trans women unless they are superduperhyperfeminine with 19 layers of makeup + expensive surgeries/weaves/dresses and looking like theyre going to walk the red carpet every day

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i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape

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The fact the cowardly lion is bottom of most fuckable friend of Dorothy is ridiculous. Tin man? Acceptable choice, I believe in robot fucker rights.

Straw man??? That's nothing. That's literally nothing. That's not anything for anyone. Unless you're like stone top with a strap, you can't do anything with him. If he has a hole or penis both of them are going to be a burlap strap filled with straw. That's bad material! That's not going to do anything. I don't know why this annoys me so much

I VOTED TIN MAN. IVE NEVER SEEN THAT MOVIE BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A SLUT

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"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot