#slasherb1tch

[applesontheground]

Hello!! I saw that your requests are open and 👉👈 Could I possibly get just a small little imagine? Look look, I know Patrick Bateman is a jerk and would kill me but like.. Imagine if you were dating him and one day he comes home from work tired and worn out and actually gives you the chance to be soft with him! Forehead kisses and all as he sleepily grumbles. Sorry if thats a lot 🥺 Thank you so much!!

- @slasherb1tch

oh...oh i actually enjoy this idea a lot!! let me see what i can do for you. >:3

also, i know you said ‘small’ but. kinda went off, my bad 😬 i apologize in advance if you wanted something with more straight fluff, but i’ve been kicking around other ideas about him for awhile now, so i tried to balance that out with your prompt! let me know how i did ;-; thank you for giving me an excuse to write for this fuckin’ guy.

every night you stay 💼

SFW | Word Count: 1,258 | Patrick Bateman x GN Reader

contains: mentions of cheating, bateman comes as his own warning

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Where could you even fucking begin with this?

Tracing the crystalline edges of a few CDs sitting on his coffee table, you looked up at the clock on the wall with a twinge. You knew it wasn’t right to see him as much as you did, especially after realizing where you stood in such a two-toned life. Even in the moment, you could sense that there had to be something wrong about that smile, something that turned to pure manic spite the second the lights went dim and no one besides you was left looking.

The revelation that he was engaged wasn’t what you expected to be the thing that made you uncertain. If you had known he had other commitments, you wouldn’t have looked twice at the damn guy to begin with...or at least, that was something repeated to yourself until you believed it.

Could you say no to him? You’d seen what happens in the face of denial towards Patrick. It never ended well, but the aftermath at your feet was also something you couldn’t deny: the obsessive need to control it all, to hang the picture over these dents in the wall that was his image for everyone else. He had to use such a painfully smooth affront that no big shot coworker or unsuspecting acquaintance would even try to see past.

You knew you were someone who could -- and here you were, still walking around with a pulse. He let you exist in this strange grey area because you could ignore it, even play along when necessary. That was all he would ask from you.

Even now, you were paying no mind to the way that your skin would shoot up and down with bumps of fear whenever you remembered he would be home any minute. Why he had handed you his spare key that day and walked off like nothing had happened was enough to know that he had expected you to be here, and that something was going to be different after you walked out.

His fiancée looked so sweet. That thought alone made your fingers flex harder as they curled against the arm rest of the sofa -- his sofa -- and the stupid crossword that you had mentally occupied yourself with to fade further into the background of your awareness. Your focus was on the man who was due home, and for whatever reason he was trusting you in here without him.

Just as that curiosity to look around tapped on your shoulder, the door clicked to open. You didn’t even look before he muttered, “Don’t ask me too many questions. I’ve had a long day.”

You hummed at the familiar hostility, and when you knew he was looking, you merely nodded and kept your eyes on your lap.

“...Nothing to say?” He prodded, and you replied plainly, “That’s alright, I won’t ask.” You stood slowly, settling the magazine back on the arm of the sofa. 

Breath against the back of your neck, seemingly out of thin air along with the dark suit caught in your peripherals, startled you into silence again. He didn’t have to lay a finger on you to get everything to freeze. Even your blinks were slow and careful, like you had to think about them before you let them happen. You stared straight ahead, but the late afternoon Sun was reflecting off of the window so that you saw the shadow of his face hovering over your shoulder, his brow scrunched together and the rest of his body rigid.

The only indication that he was alive was the shallow breath in your ear, soon broken by his methodical voice. “Don’t go anywhere.” He cleared his throat, trying to hide the remnants of exhaustion. Your eyes cast down, but what he said next made the breath you had held in your chest tumble out. “I want you to stay the night. Not for anything like we normally do, I…”

You turned slightly, meeting his unattainable gaze and not sure how to take his twitching expression. It was like a malfunction in his very nature, sliding between cold, desperate, sad, tired, and then giving a final flash of approval when you slowly replied, “O-okay, if you say so. I’m here to alleviate your headaches, Bateman. Not make more of them.”

You turned, swiveling away to find something to distract you again. Every thought you had was making it hard to breathe in his presence, but you did your best to disguise it as the disinterest. He commented sharply, and you heard him step to follow you, “I deal with my headaches just fine, [Y/N]. You know that.”

You hummed again, this time stopping abruptly and letting him get close to your backside again. The breath on your ear was wavering, even more shaky with a second attempt. At what? What usually happened when he got like this wasn’t ideal -- but you then considered that between this debacle between love and violence, you were in that pocket.

The next time you were coming back to earth, your hands were on either side of his face, daring to ghost a kiss over the side of it. He sneered at the gesture, but the only hands he laid on you were against the outsides of your shoulders, holding you at a distance that he couldn’t commit to breaking yet.

“I don’t need a companion, [Y/N].” He muttered, sounding more of a statement to himself rather than something you should take in, “I just need someone to help alleviate these urges I have. I’ve told you before.” You hummed in affirmation, kissing his jaw next, “I can’t let them loose on the woman I’m going to marry. Do you know what that sort of behavior would make me out to be?” You froze at the reminder, but then replied, “I can imagine.”

He sighed deeply, and you realized that he believed that. You pressed another kiss onto the middle section of his neck, and shied away before being asked. The way that his eyes sought yours out immediately along with the intensity that he still held onto you made it impossible to turn away. You took another leap of faith and set your head against his shoulder.

He adjusted uncomfortably, but seemed to allow it as he muttered, “The only reason I don’t hurt you too badly is because you’re a constituent, I mean-“ You could hear it in the way his voice had faltered, saying it only to keep you out of these strange emotions you hadn’t seen before. Even the ones he had shown in public were contrived in a sort of way. It made him fit in rather uncannily, but this was ugly. It was selfish, and it was the most human you had possibly seen from the guy. No wonder he was on edge: he was once again just covering a base he wasn’t ready to reveal.

Still, you were merely a person allowed within that grey area, and there you would stay. You could never leave to the better side, where the man before you was still an unsightly VP with a picture perfect appearance and a raving social prowess that could sell anyone on anything he needed. If you ever got let out of this, it would be into the other side. It’d be dark. It’d be painful.

Maybe this pocket wasn’t the worst spot to be in after realizing what waited there.

Maybe he knew that just as well as you did.

[glitchstoxicwaste]

Aaaa!!! Love, could I possibly get some soft fluffy pyramid head with his s/o hcs? I am practically dying just to cuddle with that man 😭 I just noticed you write for him and I had to ask

- @slasherb1tch ♥︎♥︎

Pyramid Head fluffy HC’s?

Yes please!!

Soft Metal

Slashers | Pyramid Head

TW: FLUFFY

Continue under the cut!

Let’s be real here, if you’re DATING Pyramid Head, then you must be super fucking special. His main purpose was to execute, not feel emotions, yet you made him FEEL SHIT!! C’mon man-

Considering he’s obviously taller than you, no matter your size, your height, doesn’t matter, he will pick you up and carry you around because he can and he will.

You will barely be left alone, unless he needs to parole and execute, you will have a large ass, strong ass body guard 24/7.

When he holds your hand? He legit pauses every time because your entire hand BARELY fits in his palm, he legit fell harder in love just then.

Tries so hard to be gentle with you, he sometimes forgets you aren’t able to handle his protective grip on your hand or shoulder but by god will he try.

Speaking of protective… HE. IS. NOT. GONNA. LET. ANYTHING. NEAR. YOU. WITHOUT. HIS. SUPERVISION! You’re hurt? Need one of the nurses? He’s looming over them, they legit are not affected because like… they don’t care anymore.

Hugs with him are awesome if you like tits, cause your face is automatically planted between his, he doesn’t even realize it, face full of Pyramid tities… best way out ngl…

Trace his scars and he admires your tiny hands and your gentle touch. When you ask if they hurt and ask if his okay? He M E L T S!

Is sad once he realizes he can’t. Fucking. Kiss. YOU!

Massage his shoulders and neck because you are worried he is in pain from the large metallic pyramid and he will feel so cared for…

More cuddly than you think, he loves touching you and holding you close, knowing and feeling he’s loved and admired.

Sit on his lap for no reason? His giant arms are around you.

Loves having his hands on your hips, you’re so small and soft…

He gains another scar and you fret over him? This boy legit would die happy I swear-

Say “I love you” and he will not let you leave the room for the rest of the day wanting to hear it more, if he had a face he’d be smiling and blushing, so giddy… so cute…

[hooterhorror]

Hello lovely!!

I was wondering if I could request some headcannons! I’ve been meaning to reach out to you because your writing is splendid and you’re on my blog a lot too!! Could I request some soft Billy Lenz with his s/o hcs?

I hope you’re having a wonderful day! ♥︎♥︎

- @slasherb1tch

OMG AHAJDJSHS I really did spend a hell of a lot of time on ur blog huh 😭 and TYSM!!! you're literally so sweet <333 that means sm coming from a blog I admire!!! I hope this is good ❤️

Billy Lenz soft headcanons.

format: headcanons... ofc.

warnings: none! but not fully proofread and it's 6am as I start this lol

taglist: n/a

To start this off I have to say: Billy may act in a certain way, but he is totally inexperienced relationship wise. He's overjoyed to be with you, don't get me wrong! He just needs a few days to settle.

By now you've already shown him an incredible amount of patience. You and he had liked each other and had something undefined, but he wasn't catching any of your very blatant "hints" and went wide eyed when you'd compliment him or etc.

It's all very new, but I assure you when he's fully able to comprehend what you both have now, you're going to be showered in his affection!

He also expects to be showered in yours too <3

He does have limits though. Sometimes touching him is off the table. He doesn't even want to hug you, but he'll sit on the couch or in bed with you and just.... Soak in your presence.

I think you and Billy spend most of your time cuddling. Sometimes he can't stay off you and just clings to you like a koala bear-

just you and him on the couch, and him nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.

Bonus points if you're ticklish and giggle at this. It's likely to spur on him doing it more to get you to laugh, or even end in a full tickle fight.

He's definitely ticklish too. It's kinda cute when he curls into a ball and screeches as he attempts to protect himself from your attack-

He's both protective and possessive to certain extents

You're just so wonderful to him! And he's insecure, but he doesn't really know that

All he knows is that his chest gets tight and he feels queasy when you have guests over, or you bring up that you had gotten hit on while you were out of the house

if this was Brahms, he'd throw a fit.

But it isn't. Billy is still upset and can be pretty emotional and chaotic, but he isn't about to destroy things

"You aren't going to... leave billy, are you?"

Maybe you're not so surprised by the change in Billy's mood, by now you're probably used to it even-

Just take his face in your hands and tell him you're his. You're never going to leave because you love him

He'll grab onto your wrists and kiss the palms of your hands. All he can do is nod at your words.

If you've had a rough day or some form of chronic illness/pain, Billy would be very willing to try and massage your pain away

or kiss it better!

it's silly and even he probably knows it doesn't work, but it's so sweet that you can't help but smile :(

"Do you feel better? need more kisses from billy?"

But now if he gets banged up in the attic or anywhere around the house, he needs immediate kisses! Help y/n, he's gonna die!! Kiss him rn!!!

If you happen to show affection via biting like some people do (or maybe you just have urges to bite people) Billy would be very receptive. Confused, but as long as you don't bite hard he's ok <3

"....What are you doing?"

Just don't catch him off guard with it. He'll probably complain then

Play with his hair. Do it.

it instantly puts him to sleep omfg....

I also feel like a cherished gesture of his is back kisses.... Whether he's kissing your back or you're kissing his, he loves it. It's tender and either of you say a word.

He does it when he spoons you and wants you to do the same 🥺

Totally loves any pets you have. Verye energetic and keeps trying to get your dog to howl. Or cradles your cat like a baby and baby talks it

Have any snakes or insects? Oh my god he's gonna be so intrigued. infodump on him, he loves it

have like a... lizard or something? yeah that mf is gonna ride billy around the house on his head. If it's small, anyways.

Paint his nails <3

somehow, I feel like Billy is an underrated character. I see plenty of content for him, but a lot of it is purely smutty. We need more soft Billy!

[awoogayanderes]

Omygod yesss

Protective William is bae. Like honestly I was so happy to se chapter six when I came back 😭

- slasherb1tch

I’ll try really hard to make him overprotective, but yeah him being overprotective is ugh so attractive

[awoogayanderes]

Omfg yes please update it

And please I’m begging you to make him jealous or protective af in this one lmao, I need some William

- slasherb1tch

(my old acc got deactivated but I’m back 🥲) 

Me debating whether i should write fluffy William or borderline yandere William

But welcome back! I’ll probably post the chapter tonight or tomorrow, depending on how much extra plot i want to add.

I’m currently like 1/3 done with the chapter, so we’ll see when I update it.

It may be hard to make him jealous in this story, but I’ll try my best to make him protective.