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very very slowly making my way through the show cause i dont want it to end and theres only like what. 20 smth episodes
#whats that one movie where the mountain breaks its back#i say as if ive ever seen that movie or know shit about it besides that theres gay cowboys in it. i think theyre cowboys at least. i dunno#i spend my time watching REAL cinema. like bill and ted.#slash silly slash jay slash not serious#i actually forgit the black knight was real and not a pinball guy. anyways the song for that table goes hard or whatever the kids say#doodles
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HEY MAN I WAS JUST SAYING HELLO TO MY WIFE AND TUMBLR SHOT ME TO DEATH ARE U HOMOPHOBIC OR SMTH?????
yes I hate gay people
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are my chiefs washed
#this is slash jay by the way i’m just being silly#the nfl fandom scares me here cuz i feel like ur all really serious and then i’m just a weird troll standing in the shadows yelling out#unfunny jokes & then kicking rocks
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why do you bite
uhhhh I panic the social anxiety then I bite in perceived self defense at the perceived danger/silly
#Slash Jay not serious btw/silly#Polkka post#Polkka ask#I do have sharp little canines imo#Mostly the top part#honestly I think I willed them to be sharp since I wanted to be a vampire REALLY bad as a kid/silly
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GHHHHGGGGHGGHGHH <GOING INSANE /NEG
#SOMEONE ASKED IF THEY COULD BE ANYTHING BUT NORMAL ABOUT THE II2 FINALE AND I ASKED IF THEY WERE SLASH JAYING OR SLASH SILLYING OR SMTH AND-#-THEY SAID SLASH SILLY AND I FIGURED OUT I ACCIDENTALLY INITIALLY WORDED IT AS A CHOOSING QUESTION AND NOW IDK IF THEY WANT TO ACTUALLY BE-#-ANYTHING BUT NORMAL WITH ME OR IF THEY WEREN'T BEING SERIOUS#AAAAAAAAAAAAA#(I'm not mad at them I'm just like really really really confused 💔💔💔💔)#woahh Ari's not reblogging for once
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Self-UNdiagnosing. I don't have autism—it's just my natal chart.
#haha sooo funny#so silly goofy#slash jay moment#garfield are you /j or /srs#anyways#its so funny because I'll be reading things about my chart talking about how im serious and monotone#and how i go all in when i find something that takes my interest#and i always just go “autism moment”#its just funny to me#like yeah all of that DOES apply#but i know that im still autistic#its written in the stars guys#they say “yeah this fucker has autism”
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Then do it.
*You could feel a finger poking your cheek...*
Gooooooood morning sleepyhead~
— @dazaii-osamuu
Mm.. Good morning.
#ooc: uh#keyboard malfunction s/illy#happens all the time /j#//#>:(#//.#omg he def is#what did you just say to my face (same)#<- prev tags#you always have keyboard issues#it's actually slash serious not slash jay /silly#// >:)#// he is because I said so tee hee
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D! Not gonna lie, I'm just using this as an excuse to ask if the "music to write smut to" playlist is something you'd share. Otherwise, is there a song/playlist for Entwine?
Oh ho.Yes, yes there is. My “music to write smut to: playlist is gathering dust at moment since I’ve been distracted by hitman au, self-indulgent catboy au, and just drowning in headcanon talk with Soulie.
It’s neglected and sad but it’s still a pretty decent playlist. A little long, though, so under the read more!
So, it’s not all about lyrics and stuff but just how the music makes me feel? Idk but this is the “music to write smut to” playlist:
“Cali God” by Grace Mitchell
“Gangsta” by Kehlani
“The Hills” by The Weeknd
“Blood, Sweat, and Tears” by BTS
“Gold” by Kiiara
“Or Nah” Nightcore Cover
“Slept So Long” by Jay Gordon
“Bad Machine” by Nostalgia & Aami ft. Insomnia
“Absolute Territory (remix)” by Ken Ashcorp
“Why Don’t You Do Right? (cover)” by Chris Villain
“Dance for You” by Beyonce
“Beautiful Dangerous” by Slash ft. Fergie
“I Want You” by Alison Wonderland
“Howl” by Beware of Darkness
“Flesh” by Simon Curtis
“Express” by Christina Aguilera
“Ride” by Ciara
“Hypnotic” by Vanic X Zella Day
“Senpai” Shiki ft A.O. Lyrical
“Under Blankets” by CRWN ft Jessica Connelly
“High for this (cover)” by Ellie Goulding
“Toes” by Glass Animals
“Party Favors” by Tinashe
“Young God” by Halsey
“Velveteen” by Rivi
“Do I Wanna Know?” by Arctic Monkeys
“Often” by The Weeknd
“Criminal” by Fiona Apple
“I Want You (She’s So Heavy)” by The Beatles
“Naughty Girl” by Beyonce
“Fever” by Peggy Lee
“Closer” by Nine Inch Nails
“Must Be Doing Something Right” by Billy Currington
...okay not that long once I picked off a few thing. But *jazz hands* The List
It changes a little depending on the mood of the smut- soft and sweet, silly and fluffy, serious and slow, kinky and needy. I kind of make a mini playlist for new chapters of Entwine. The one for the next chapter (oidai body worship) is Soft
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fuck you and fuck your math teacher
thinking about that time in math class when the teacher was explaining what a vector is and some girl went “omg just like the guy from despicable me!!”
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