#slash half joke

[brits4gerardway]

personally gothic/darkwave music is one of the best things to bless this planet and my eardrums

[pineconnie]

pretending i’m the eldest daughter in an old money-rich academic family going to an ivy league university where everyone is praying on my downfall so i can finish my assignments

[gloves-and-steeringwheel]

sainz why are u still quietly begging to have leclerc let u go first. if u think u’d do better just overtake. what’s Ferrari gonna do? re-kick you out?

[themostsanebug]

hehryyr.... i might have a caffeine addiction oh my goodness that so silly im just like steven ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[disastrousfeline]

"find relief. the end comes swiftly for you" reads like a death threat

[brainrot-stitch]

noo daydreams aha don't drag me away noooo

[engekitty]

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

making suicide jokes about stupid shit around my younger sister so she knows suicide is only something you joke about and you never actually do it

[queered-into-oblivion]

the smallest coffee in the world was 660¥ this is extortion

[superherokisser]

i will kill u sabretooth i don’t even care bro square up

[rainydrops]

lifes getting hard which means its time to start posting on here again !!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[purplequay]

everyone shut up this is the only thing i will be posting about now

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

im throwing my two cents into thevunion convo. I think Kevin would turn into a giant centipede and kill everyone if they tried. See, this happened at least twice during the construction of the Mudstone Abyss.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[gmod]

if i start seeing accounts like "blazingbadincusposts" "blazingcringeart" "blazingbadartbybadartists" or some shit like that im packing my things and moving to twitter.

[helssent]

methinks it time to make a new persona 🤩

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[starstruck-n-m3tal]

i'm lying face down and my heart is still going a million miles a minute who the fuck drugged me