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dont talk to me the cute apartment i wanted but knew i shouldn’t rent went off the market along with my cottage core fantasies im going to need 162818 gojo figurines to get over this one
#what a slap in the face to lose ur fantasy and also be forced to write tests at work tomorrow#im ngl tho i could feel it in my heart when it went off the market#i was like i sense she is gone#earlier today when i went to go buy coffee and was like i wanna go for a walk but not over there bc thats where the Apartment is#telling myself its okay bc we save the hassle#;-; im going to cry#gonna be waxing poetic about the nature of fantasies for the next few days#girl this pms round wild can she just happen already
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I was going to do a bunch of lambs and naris I liked but I kept forgor,,,, I did do @maybmila
#i did not forget you#no freedom. only art#i will keep slapping little doodles on ur face like slices of cheese#for no other reason than bc I can (and that I love ur designs of them SO MUCH RAUFJGJDBS)
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I wonder if any tubblings joined stream cause bad was giving PEAK q!tubbo death content by talking through the eggs feelings and taking it so seriously, and I wonder if the stream accidentally traumatized them because wHAT WAS THAT ENDING
#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp tubbo#any tubblings that were there?#If not he talked a lot about ur streamer!#Lots of q!tubbo death content for you guys!#Just make sure to cut it off before the horrific train of angst comes and slaps you like a 3hr cod to the face
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Kep got yelled at the other day for taking a chew out of stellinas mouth, so he’s stopped doing that and instead starting throwing incredibly dramatic tantrums.
#*barks at u* *wiggles at u* slaps ur face* DONT U WANT TO GIVE ME THAT#stellina#kepcollie#my videos
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will u still make hp content in the future ☹️ i loved ur wolfstar / marauders specifically i reblog the invisibility cloak drawing periodically
mm probably not no!! i think it is absolutely possible to maintain a relationship w/ 'problematic' content, but i think such relationships are better done privately. when u are creating fan-work for Dodgy Content, some of the people engaging with it are fully aware of the dodginess and are exercising good and fun critical thinking, some totally are oblivious to the issues and some just dont care - and the tricky thing is you very often cant tell which group someone falls into on a quick glance. whenever i see someone still drawing hp fanart i nearly always block them on sight because of this, and i dont really want to be part of it :) just too messy!
#obsob ask#fan art especially is tricky i think bc its so like. in ur face.#like i still read hp fanfic bc....sm of it slaps but if u dont want 2 see it its very easy not to! whereas on here and other platforms even#if u exclude tags etc theres still a chance some fanart will trickle through#and i know some people feel a lot more strongly about it than i do so i just feel more comfy not engaging :3#i feel like im not explaining this well#i feel like engaging w the hp fandom is u are in a dark room with a group of people and some of them have knives#so i will just not go in the room
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okay this has nothing to do with enha (i should shut up) but i have to tell SOMEONE. basically, this guy, a friend of a friend, has been hanging out with my friend group a lot more. he’s cool and funny and okay looking ig (lie) except, one of my friends is interested in him but he is not interested in her. as in, he makes it pretty obvious. he avoids being alone w her (by inviting others) and he often dodges questions about relationships. however…. today… after my midterm, we were all in the library and my friend asked him if he wanted to go with her to get food, and he respectfully declined. but then, after a bit, when i got up to get food, he offered to come with me. i’m not reading too much into it but my other friends have claimed that he’s more inclined towards me than my friend because he’s always the first to invite me and he genuinely has conversations with me. the issue is that this friend is very insecure when it comes to men and IF anything between me and this guy happens, she’s going to end my life probably
#so do i die or do i die#I DIDNT NOTICE#i don’t notice these things#u have to slap my face and yell at me for me to believe that u like me#okay so he talks to me… yay?#he’s a man (a pretty man but a man) idc what he’s talking about#like yes he’s cute and it’s very adorable that he has such a strong passion for economics but like#see#it’s like when u don’t like someone but then ur friends bring it up and then u can’t stop thinking about it#i’m actually concerned for my life though#if my friend even believes that he could like me#i’d have to kms#no joke#this has happened ONCE before and we had this huge falling out but i literally told her to stop being an idiot#because why would a man come between us#however ☝🏽#after further thought#he does pay more attention to me i think#BUT IN A FRIEND WAY#maybe he’s compensating for paying less attention to my friend#i wish she would get the hint#ok don’t mind me this is me being crazy and batshit#enha!me#end me now ig
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is this how female drones have their cherry slush days
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I keep forgetting that Gluttony is technically inside Minos. The way the door to Gluttony is positioned never (to me) made it seem like we were going inside him. Just kind of looked like his corpse flopped over and you found the door closer to his chest area. I think Hakita said something about Gluttony being inside Minos and not at the same time and Hell isn't really a physical location rather than a stream of consciousness thing and nothing is set in stone because if it was a concrete location sinners could just leave.
(Tracked down the scresnshots midway through writing this)
It being more like a dreamstate where it's not static and it's both inside Minos and not makes a lot of sense. Especially because if it was more literal that would mean Minos has eyes near his heart, teeth embedded in his flesh nowhere near his mouth, and mindflayers running around. And stomach acid strong enough to melt said mindflayers.
#imagine the acid reflux hed experience if this was how his pre-prime husk body actually worked#damn girl your internal organs are a MESS- oh wait its just like some fucked up liminal space bs and ur body isnt actually like that#that makes sense#im probably not using the word liminal space right sorry i do not have my glasses on and im literally abt to go to sleep#its like. 2:30 am here.#and the only reason i made this post was getting slapped in the face w the memory of gianni saying minos vored gabriel#like in canon since Gabriels first fight is in gluttony and inside Minos#(note: gianni isnt a writer and him saying something is canon doesnt actually make it canon)#just saying a voice actor saying his character was canonically vored is kind of hilarious
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How To Become A Dragon As Tumblr Text Posts Pt. 1
#how to become a dragon#webtoon#yeongno#yishimi#manwha#tumblr text posts#htbad#for those of you who don't know what this manwha is#give me ur percpetions of this manwha just based on this post#im curious >:))#read this webtoon i BEG#its so good ong#the historical accuracy and the character nuance#on my knees for this webtoon fr fr eon has me in a chokehold w their stories#also yeah starting off strong by slapping you in the face with my kwangcheol and hari agenda#they are just!!!!#i love them sm#in my head they are together forever!!
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what an absolutely abysmal individual
#like seriously#this post has been circulating on dash for a while now and i’m over it honestly bc idc if random ppl w no faces on the internet think#my selfship w gojo is weird#but fr the way they are like stay off ao3 and stay in a shameful corner of the internet#yn is not creative but oc’s are 💀#as if some oc’s aren’t just yn with a random name slapped on bc they’re projections of the author#but more than that#if u are this delusional from hatred that you think ppl should just not be allowed on a certain site or on the internet bc u don’t like it#u are actually just mentally ill#like concerningly unwell in the head and u should seek some help bc u are too invested in online culture#to the point that it’s pathetic rly#get a life#a hobby !!#maybe ur place on the internet reblogging supernatural gifs in 2023 is the real cringe part babe like#that show long lost its peak 💀
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nothing to see here by kevin wilson
#sentences that r a slap in the face a punch in the gut a pain in ur throat etc#nothing to see here#kevin wilson#books
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ive got a friend whos kind of rude and degrading to me and everytime we hang out i get some level of annoyed but i seem to be unable to track patterns and realize what i put myself into. maybe cuz i have so few friends
#shes always broke so ill frequently pay her portion of things. she never says thank u and will choose expensive options even tho im trying#to save money as well#when drunk she will frequently slap/thrust things in ur face despite ppl telling her how annoying it is#shes spend a great deal of time together complaining about other ppl when i keep telling her to drop it and stop ruminating#yesterday she asked me to hold her drink. asked whywhat was she doing and she just said 'well i dont want it anymore'???? so i hold it#indefinitely????#i try to put my foot down and stand up for myself a bit and she will half heartedly apologize but then is obviously pissed about it#shes Fine in a group setting but i cant do one-on-one anymore im not strong enough. and its taking all my money#im in a 'beggars cant be choosers' scenario like wah wah ill go hang out w OTHER friends; girl what other friends 😭😭
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@paintpaintpaintman you'll never guess where these little guys just went
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fight me slow, fuck me fast / youre still my friend, take off the mask
#sorry mr finlay u once shared the song these lyrics are from on ur story and it slapped me across the face#so im gonna use it for the story between ur and ur colleagues characters#finjay#hanasartstuff
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update: i'm not dead
hello hello! idk if yall still remember this humble blog but tis I! the one and only sam in a spam can, samsspambox!
i realize i may have neglected this blog but i have come back from the trenches (going back to them tho) and have been quiet and i'm sorry but i'll probably be shifting back to posting again?? idk depends on how everything goes
tl;dr: i got hit by the ao3 author curse and had to take a step back
if you want the full woes keep reading, but otherwise,,, hello again! jkbzskjbzc
so much started going on around september 2023 and just now they started to calm down (or, i started to learn how to deal with it i guess)
here's a whole comprehensive list:
Sep 2023 - Complex where I lived for 16+ years got sold, had to start house hunting
Oct 2023 - idk if yall remember but i ended up dating that one guy i talked abt here (this came with consequences)
Nov 2023 - Family death, Mom got Sick
Dec 2023 - Mom had surgery, Another Family Death
Jan 2024 - internationally traveled to place where my parents are from (alone) to go to the funeral and pay respects to prior death, broke up with that one guy (which is a whole ordeal)
Feb 2024 - Moved out of childhood home
Mar 2024 - Interviews for jobs
It was just one thing after another after another and, well, i don't think that was an environment conducive to writing, even if i came up with cool concepts or rambles or stuff like that. i had no energy. and ik i had so many plans but life really said 'no, you stop right there' and essentially paused my fic writings which sucks but oh well. now ive got some stuff figured out and an extra day off so i might be able to pick up where i left off.
and ngl i miss all the tumblr homies *cries*
but yeah. slowly but steadily ill try to post again but no promises!
#sam speaks#personal#god i am so tired#when i tell you these months have been hell#all the shit i could not write#all the turmoil i have faced that doesn't have a cathartic fic written abt it#tHE FUCKING BIRTHDAY FIC FOR GALENA I HAVE YET TO WRITE AND ITS BEEN A WHOLE ASS YEAR IM SO SORRY#*dusts off spam can* idk if anyone checks this for updates anyway but!!#for those that care i have gone from hiatus to semi-hiatus#*slaps label on spam can* with more trauma than ever before! lol#u know its bad when u cut and dye your hair#does having green hair equate to having mold on my spambox? discuss LOL#that one person that said libraries dont just stock book ur absolutely right i am so sorry i will never disrespect a librarian again
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if fully pushing buck off a cliff to make him fall into eddie's arms is what's gonna get him to finally grow a fucking braincell than somebody fucking do it at this point im begging
#ill do anything at this point to make him realize what's right infort of him im so serious if god himself has to slap him in the face ill#take it#stop being a fucking dumbass buckley before i put ur boyfriend in my pocket and run away with him to the antarctic idc#pull urself together man cmon#911 fox#evan buckley#buddie#eddie diaz#911 spoilers#buddie 911#911 6b#buck x eddie
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