#slammer

[janmisali]

Super Mario Bracket: SLAMMER vs PEACHETTE

Slammer

SEED: 47 (14 nominations)

SPECIES: Paddle

DEBUT: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

BIO: uh

[Super Mario Wiki article]

Peachette

SEED: 82 (8 nominations)

SPECIES: Toad (Peachy)

DEBUT: New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe

BIO: the girl version of Peach

[Super Mario Wiki article]

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[lamazmorradelandroide]

'Alien Storm' Arcade (1990)

[pipileo]

GHOULS

[mavis-the-apple-pie]

Happy release day, Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD!

[weirdmarioenemies]

WEIRD MARIO RAP BATTLES

SPIKEY!

VS

SLAMMER!

BEGIN

Here comes Spikey, for my first rap battle

But what is my opponent, just a ping pong paddle?

I can curl up and roll through the Mario Land

But there’s nothing you can do if you’re not held in a hand

If someone’s never heard of you, I can’t really blame

You’ve never even been in a video game

Go whack bugs off a carpet, man your products are icky

Nobody’d know you if not for the Mario Wiki!

Pleased to meetcha, Spikey, Slammer’s the name

I hear you rapping at me like you’ve got all the fame

But you’re just an enemy, a disposable goon

While I got myself a speaking role in a cartoon

Even with your spikes you can be jumped upon

There’s a reason after SML2 you’ve been gone

They’ve got better options for baddies with shells

But you seem like a great choice, unless you look somewhere else!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

[forgeline]

"Slammer". This amazing 1972 Chevrolet Camaro was built by Garret's Rod Shop and debuted in the Kicker Audio booth, at the 2024 SEMA Show, where it won the "Best GM Car" award from Auto Metal Direct. It's powered by a Chevrolet Performance LT4 mated to a Bowler Performance Transmissions-prepped manual transmission and rides on Ridetech suspension, Wilwood disc brakes, 245/40R18 & 335/30R18 Continental Extreme Contact Sport Plus tires, and 18x8.5/18x12 Forgeline forged three piece AL307 wheels finished with Motorsport Gold centers & Polished outers! See more at: https://www.forgeline.com/customer-gallery-garrets-rod-shop/cgk2807

[itsallmadonnasfault]

Madonna filming Slammer, bka Who’s That Girl, Fall 1986

[transformers-mosaic]

Transformers: Multiverse #30 - "Born on the Battlefield"

Originally posted on December 16th, 2013

Story - Curt Lunsford Pencils - KodyGator Inks, Colours - Al Letters - Franco Villa Edits - Juan Pablo Osorio

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Later revised and annotated for Transformers: The Lost Seasons

wada sez: "Al" was credited as "AL.", but her username is "A-Virginia-D", so I'm reasonably sure "Al" isn't initials? Anyway, Six-Gun is one of Metroplex’s drones, who’s never really done much of anything. He’s made of guns. Six-Gun rules.

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[12-oz-joy]

ME WHEN FLAT RIDES RAAAAHGH

AWOOOOOGA!!!!!!!

[janmisali]

Super Mario Bracket: CHUCKSTER vs SLAMMER

Chuckster

SEED: 111 (6 nominations)

PREVIOUS OPPONENT: Toadette

SPECIES: Pianta

DEBUT: Super Mario Sunshine

BIO: a profession (?) held by some Piantas in Super Mario Sunshine. they throw Mario when he talks to them.

[Super Mario Wiki article]

Slammer

SEED: 47 (14 nominations)

PREVIOUS OPPONENT: Peachette

SPECIES: Paddle

DEBUT: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

BIO: uhh

[Super Mario Wiki article]

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The ultimate Wrecker; Slampactor!

Slammer has to be my favorite weaponizer, maybe tied with Sixgun. He works great with almost anyone. This Impactor's no slouch either!

[mavis-the-apple-pie]

Morty’s new movie, probably

[weirdmarioenemies]

BURT THE BASHFUL: Oh, there You are.

YOU: I'm not sure we've met.

SWORM: Heh, good one! We've been waiting for You.

YOU: Have you? You seem...

SWORM: Big?

BURT: Yeah, we're Big Boys.

SWORM: Big Boys.

BURT: Big Boys. Try and keep up, mate.

YOU: No, I think I get it. You're quite big.

SWORM: Yeah, and we're so big we don't just sit around and learn about one enemy at a time...

BURT: Yeah, that's for dummies and wimps.

YOU: Really? Okay, great!

BURT: We do two at once.

YOU: ...Right. Uh, well...

SWORM: What's wrong? I thought You were up for pushing the boundaries?

YOU: Yeah, but two at—

WALLEYE: That’s right, boundaries are important!

YOU: No, look-

Name: Walleye Debut: Super Mario 3D World

Walleye’ll be! This little guy is sort of a spiritual successor to Wallops from Super Mario 3D Land in that it’s an animated wall creature that blocks your path by shuffling back and forth, but it’s actually got quite a bit going on to differentiate it from its relative!

YOU: Look, that’s not what he meant!

BURT: What?

YOU: I said look-

SLAMMER: Look where? Somewhere else?

YOU: What? No! Oh, come on…

Name: Slammer Debut: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

Pleased to meetcha! Today we'll be looking at Slammer, arguably one of the most iconic Mario characters of all-time... unless you look somewhere else! As a minor one-off character from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, he's about as obscure as obscure characters get... but that's what this blog is for, isn't it?

Walleye is constantly moving, regardless of the player’s position, whereas Wallop only activates when you get near enough to it, and tries to mirror your movement to block you off, even jumping up when you do!

Now it might be hard to tell what Slammer is, just by looking at him, but did you know? Slammer is a working man! He's the assistant to Sam Shalam, who sells the finest carpets in all of Cloud Land... if your definition of "the finest carpets" involves being covered in bugs!

Walleye can’t jump, but it does have spikes on its top and sides!

But bugs don't bug me, so I'd be more than happy to buy from them! How can I resist that face?

YOU: Stop it!

SWORM: Shh! We’re about to streamline!

BURT: Try and keep up, mate.

They even have their own temple! That being said, Slammer's irresistible face is slammed against the carpets. Can Wallop say the same? As it unfortunately turns out, it's his job to keep the bugs out! I didn’t think so! So unfortunately, as long as Slammer's around, you'll never find bugs in your carpets... Well, it probably wasn’t built for them but maybe they were animated from its walls or something. Unless you look somewhere else!

You look somewhere else...

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[itsallmadonnasfault]

@xoxoGossip_Boy Behind the scenes on the set of Who’s That Girl? (1986)