#slade bellum

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tribe8 by Constintina Trainwreck Via Flickr: @ The Knitting Factory 1997(?)

[terrific-togekiss]

Nightwing: Come on man, redheads or blondes?

Cyclops: Can't say I have much of a preference.

Nightwing: That's just another way of saying redheads.

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Darkseid: I am many things, Victor Von Doom, but here in Latveria, I am a God.

Doctor Doom: Then you are beneath Doom. This world is mine to rule.

Darkseid: In time you will know, no world is beyond my reach.

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Batman: What kind of sick lifestyle is this?

Punisher: Sic vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war.

Batman: Pitiful.

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Deadpool: Slade.

Deathstroke: Wade.

Deadpool:...Blade. Sorry! Ha, ha. Thought we were rhyming $hit! (Inner voice: Censors? Really?)

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Joker: All it takes is one bad day! And you'll end up just like me!

Spider-Man: The rumors were true: Clown College is harder these days!

Joker: Say hi to Jason Todd for me, spider-boy...

Tis a shame there still isn't a Marvel VS DC fighting game.

Black Canary: Another screamer!?

Blackbolt:....

Black Canary: Actions speak louder than words I guess...

Blackbolt (whispers): Not as loud as you are about to scream *blows Canary away*

Canary (gets up): You call that small talk? >:)

[masterge77]

So... the new Powerpuff Girl

I really don’t need to go into detail as to why I don’t like the 2016 Powerpuff Girls reboot, as everything that I could say about the show in general has already been said by other people, but this is just... well, I wouldn’t say it’s the WORST thing the show has done, it’s more of a stupid decision that exists for a ratings trap, much like The Return of Slade before it.

So let’s talk about that new Powerpuff Girl... I don’t like her, she looks like a blatant DeviantART self-insert Mary Sue character. Her design doesn’t even fit with the other girls, given she has bright blue hair, has a different skin color, as well as a different body shape that is not only taller, but has a thinner body and bigger hips... Yeah, don’t get me started on the fact that she has big hips, they remove Ms. Bellum for being allegedly “sexist” and “not conveying the message they want to send” as well as removing Ms. Keane’s breasts, but a fourth Powerpuff Girl with bigger hips is allowed, and so is a villain who’s obsessed with shoes and fashion. Talk about double standards...

And yes, I know of the “Bunny” episode from the original show, I grew up with the original show so I obviously remember that episode (along with the bittersweet ending it had), but this new girl “Bliss” is not like Bunny, to which Bunny was deliberately designed to be ugly and unappealing to send the point across that she was unstable in her design. This, on the other hand, is just a blatant Mary Sue that was obviously created as a ratings trap.

[arkanne--productions-blog]

Bellum Angeli: Prologue

"If you wish to escape this ridiculous biological paradox that is reality, one must choose between insanity and death" -anomynous

The sun shined bright on the heavens, like an ever embracing fire. Slade looked across the clouds and buildings and ramparts of the gates. At all the angels. He was different--he was a paladin. He wore his armor with strength, wielded his sword in triumph, and held his wings with pride. His blue eyes sparkled as the sun hit them.

He heard someone clear their throat and turned around. "It's time to go," said his associate Adamas. The angel paladin had long brown hair. Her green eyes sparkled as bright as the amytheist in the cross guard of her sword. Two daggers were sheathed to her side. Slade slung his bow over his shoulder and followed the mage.

As they reached the bottom of the stairs of the temple, Slade let out a long hollow whistle. A few moments later a giant Phoenix, wings ablaze, landed next to them. They climbed on and Slade issued it's orders: "To Fort Trenge Anuko!"

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"Brace! " yelled commander Noc. His men and he got into cover as a barrage of fire rained down. His corporate was unfortunate and burst into an inferno, falling dead minutes later. The storm ended and Noc stood up, pulling out his axe.

"Charge!" he chanted, as he ran forward, men following.

Noc swung his battle axe into the ribs of the warrior in front of him, feeling bones shatter. He spun, planting the blade into the shoulder of another. He felt an whistle go by and raised his shield. Arrows bit into the mended steel. He signaled his men, who threw a cluster of hand bombs into the group of archers. The explosion went off and Noc once again rushed forward. His men readied the cannons as him and the rest shielded them. The cannons lit, then fired and blasted apart the gate of the fort.

They ran in to be met by a wall of swords that cut, axes that sliced, maces that shattered bone, and bows that shot arrows of steel. The battle was long and hard but eventually, the defense was pushed back and garrisoned in the fort. Noc signalled for the ram. Six men charged, and the head of the ten foot pole of iron crashed into the gate, only to be knocked back. Noc stood up, dodging a flying sheet of metal. Noc cursed, the entrance was enchanted. As he finished his mutter, the orc looked up to see a ball of fire swoop down and land.

Slade and Adamas dismounted the Phoenix and walked up to Noc. Noc swooped them into a rib breaking hug. "Slade and Adamas," he bellowed, "what brings you two by?" Slade broke free from the bear's grip and took in a gasp of air. "We need you for a mission," he said. Noc released Adamas and nodded. "Well if you help me here, then i shall join." Noc indicated the door. "Adamas is a mage,

Yes?" he asked. Adamas stepped up. "rune?" she asked. Noc nodded. "I'll get it," she said, walking over to the double door. Noc smiled to himself. He knew that with the help of the two paladins, the fort would be easy.

[ninarota]

Tribe 8, FULL PERFORMANCE, Live at Southgate House (Newport, Kentucky) 5/17/96  Lynn Breedlove Slade Bellum #queercore 

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Tribe 8 '02 by Daniela Capistrano