#skullythepirate2

[sithsdoinshit]

I now want to see the fight between grievous and the inquisition. I mean he’s killed more force users of some skill then they have

screams they just.. have a mexican standoff with each other, lightsabers swirling in circles while grievous screams about how they “stole his technique”, the inquisitors chanting “DROID, DROID, DROID,” at him...

eventually they decide to doggy-pile him (ninth’s idea) while the grand inquisitor stands on the side with a bottle of vodka in hand because force above he’s surrounded by morons

[ask-young-rogues-au]

So how long was John crashed for after the New Years kiss? Because the pic we got just screams scarecrow.exe has stopped working!

Harley: He was like, spaced out for hours. Dude didn’t even drink that night! He was just in so much shock! Harley: Although,,,, rumors say that he got a SECOND cheek kiss from Dessy later that night.

[botwheadcanons]

The champions react to finding a camp full of stalchild’s but from over hearing theme talking they discover they are scouts for a large army of undead who are trying to help defeat the calamity by garding the towns, dragons and temples. As well as having a backup plan Incase the gardens and divine beast are defeated.

Mipha would be nothing short of moved. To have a debt repaid in such full over such time, to give oneselves to such a noble cause.Revali, might be a bit bother - can’t we handle it? Appreciation below though.Daruk would find the strength and bravery admirable in these large groups working, carefully to protect and keep safe.Urbosa would jump straight to wanting to help them, discuss further.~Mod Zelda

[ask-isaac-reborn]

If you die you get to say I told ya so and we will owe you ice cream.

MAGDALENE: Hey!!LAZARUS: I’m sure y-you both will be fine.LOST: Samson needs to rest a bit, I believe.SAMSON: ...Hm.ISAAC: Stay with Sammy...AZAZEL: I ssseeeee.....MAGDALENE: Looks like you are stuck with me!AZAZEL: Alllllriiight, then let’s just get goin’.

[ask-tboi-cain]

> The monsters are nothing, here. You can deal with them.

> You clear out and map out the floor.

+ 1 Key + 2 Bombs

> There is crying behind the treasure room door, You didn’t hear from the room you started in.

> It is unlocked.

> Should you go in?

[fazafras-pizza]

Foxy is currently unavailable for questions

[flowey-answers]

But hey, if you like it!

[doommonsters]

Archvile: We use him as a punching bag already, go nuts! Gotta wait your turn though.

[evil-vvithin]

Aye but I have a cutless and a colt revolver while ye just have an over sized butter knife! ya six pace chicken Mic’noboady!

Just ask Doctor Loomis how well a revolver worked for him. Why don’t you come closer, try your luck with the cutless. 

[underimagines]

Uf undyne, uf asgore, uf Papyrus and uf toriel square off agenst a fighting a human of Viking berserker decent (basically meaning they have to utterly destroy the humans body before they stop fighting and there atack and defense go up as HP goes down) and the berserker saying “As soon as this fight ends I know all sucomb to my wounds, so the least I can do is take you with me!” ((Thank you for yer time))

Underfell-Papyrus:

Bah! You’re a fool to think he’ll go down that easy! He’s not even after your demise, you buffoon. He’s going to capture you, not kill you!! Prepare to meet your (metaphorical) maker, Human!!!

Underfell-Undyne:

This is brutal, but damn does it feel good to have a real opponent. She always knew Humans were tough & cool, just like Alphys’s history books said. But she never expected this. It’s...exhilarating. Yeah, you think so?? Then bring it, punk!!!

Underfell-Toriel:

Her intent is not to kill you, young one. She will do all she can to avoid such a situation, but if you will not calm down, she may have no choice but to restrain you. Do not test her patience. She is not malicious, but she is stern.

Underfell-Asgore:

If that is how it has to be, then so be it. He’s going all out on you, with power unlike anything he’s ever unleashed on a Human before now. There is still hesitation in his attacks, but he’s determined to take you down, no matter the costs.

[sithsdoinshit]

🍟 a slab of cooked meglladon for savage.

Three pairs of yellow eyes were bulging out of their sockets at the gargantuan slab of meat placed in front of Savage. Their previous chatter had been replaced with shocked silence.

Maul was the first to speak. “What.... the hell.... is that.” His younger brother inspected it with curiosity while Savage continued to stare at it with increasing fear. 

“Huh. I think.. it’s some sort of fish?”

“I guess. Oh, there’s a label... ‘Megaladon’?”

The two smaller Zabraks slowly turned their heads to look at their older brother, waiting for a response.

Savage swallowed thickly. “Um... we could... give it to Nihilus. He’d have no trouble eating it al---”

“No,” Maul interjected, a devious smile growing on his face. “It’s your gift, Savage... You should eat it. All of it.” 

“What?! No---Gods, I can’t eat that whole thing! I’ve already eaten---”

Maul tsk-ed, sharing a mischievous look with Feral, who was trying to stifle his laughter. “You’re just going to let it go to waste?... How awful of you. You know we don’t have any fridge space left. This person so generously catches a fearsome beast for you to eat and you refuse to take even one bit--”

“Oh for fuck’s sake, fine!” Savage threw his hands up in the air. “I’ll.. I’ll do my best. Feel free to help me--”

“Nah. Feral and I are fine. You enjoy.” 

 Savage tried his best. Truly, he did. But, alas, the Megaladon got the best of him and he collapsed at the table, moaning in pain.

He was going to have a stomachache for years.

[licoriceblackaliceangel]

Room service! ( Its a bowl of sea food gumbo. It smells really good but there’s an entire and intact fish skeleton sticking out of the bowl)

She blinks, looking down at the soup. Looks.. odd. She never was a fan of fish, either, but it does smell good.

But she gives a smile.

“T-Thank you..! You’re so considerate..!”

Your muse missed dinner. Send “room service” to have my muse bring them a plate or bowl of food.

[ask-young-rogues-au]

Ivy I allredy spent my time as fertilizer! I’m gonna have fun and cause some chaos!

Ivy: You may pass because you’ve paid your debt to Mother Nature and skeletons surpass gender.

[botwheadcanons]

How do you think the champions and link would react to encountering captain keeta arriving to help defeat Ganon as a way to repay his debt to the soul of the hero? (Implying that the hero of time freed all of his troops)

Just the idea of this made me choke up. If it’s a life debt. A repay. An emotional effort of labor like this my heart goes BADUMP. Especially Feat. This implicationI would imagine the lot of the Champs would be puzzled, they don’t exactly know of the vast specifics of the past of Link[s] --  a life debt is a heavy price to offer.. but thankful all the same. Perhaps everyone may finally rest. All debts left paid[I think this said, Mipha’s voice, preferably] Link.. Link would have a solemn thankfulness. Everything has been fairly confusing to him, let’s be quite honest.This would be just as likely and just accepted. It’s just another forgotten thing needing to be remembered. 

All as well I would take this as assuming a true sort of desperate need for this repayment, the soul requiring services.... yes yes. Truly the good stuff. 

~Mod Zelda

[ask-isaac-reborn]

Maybe greed is using sign language? I doubt they can talk all to well with that noose around there neck. This entire run as been awfully strange from the start.

[enchanted-flowers]

.... do the dead count for the no humans rule?

Ye