#skullbashers

[fizzfizzypop]

SKULLBASHERS ONESHOTS IDFK.docx

Skullbashers!.docx

When the Wildheart Breaks.docx

Skullbashers! 2.docx

eat up

[vinnielov3r]

I hc Vinnie does this to tease him in public

[hvntlowz]

hey so i heard the people of tumblr crave them so

chat ive BEEN here (im the ceo hi) (im active on twt and have been posting them there) (and the zeddyzi discord)

[gl1tt3ryd34th]

Stone and Vinnie because they´re literally that one meme

[femmchantress]

“Suicide by Benadryl” and somehow not the repeated skullbashing, this is so obviously someone trying to avoid a suit over negligence

[dimorphodon-defect]

13 - what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

Dragonsbane guards her energon whenever someone else comes near her while she's still consuming it. She doesn't even realize she does this but it spawns from her short time living with her fellow Dinocons; Quakefoot wasn't always around to protect her by proximity, and Sailback and Skullbasher would just snatch her rations out of her servos if she wasn't on her guard.

Sticking to the topic of energon rations, Offshore buries his. He gets his energon from shipping containers 'lost' on the swim back to the Nemesis from the mine in Australia, and because they're all he has, Offshore only digs them up when his energy levels are low and reburies them when he's taken a portion so no-one else can find them.

[hundchentanque]

So I've finally started playing DOTA 2 thanks to Riot games putting Kernel level anticheat in league and the wonderful @sophie-spouting-specific-sighs guiding me through the initial hurdles.

Omniknight :3 I love this man so fucking much, the only thing that could make me love him more is if I put fucking skullbasher on him and make his attacks stun people. He and Legion Commander are becoming my two mains in this game, with him being my defacto go to whenever I want to and whenever he is needed. I love this goober so much.

[patientno7]

Off that outer god skullbash manslaughter crack. This shit will fuck your status effects for good. Frenzied Flame horror shit. Deathblight carcass Ulcerating Tree Spirit abomination pack. Boiled in the warm bodies of recently deceased Rotten Strays in the heart of Caelid. Laced with blood plasma from Albinaurics. Dumbass. One hit will have you tearing your grace out of your body. Madness meter at full, potent chaos for real. Melina cheefed it once and tried to kill Torrent with her mind. My eyes look like glintstone fragments, I can barely move. This shit made Rennala go catatonic for 8 months. Had me blind casting Rock Sling at the lake thinking I was fighting Malenia. Sorcerer shit. Azur shit.

[nsomniacsdream]

I know I'm late responding to that "stuff the cops can just do to you" post, but what's equally nuts is just how cops can *not* do things they are actually supposed to do, and just get away with it with no consequences. Cops, on paper have a lot of responsibilities. For instance, they are meant to respond to calls for car accidents so they can file a report determining who exactly is at fault. For insurance purposes, if nothing else. I was in a car accident not too long ago. I was rear ended at a stop light by someone who then attempted to run away. They would have gotten away with it if I hadn't chased them down and cornered them in a small parking lot. I tried to resolve the situation without incident, but the other party was unwilling to provide any of their information. I, of course, called the police to report an accident and a hit and run. After three hours of no officers showing up, my insurance company tells me that if they haven't shown up yet, then they aren't going to. I eventually managed to coerce these people into giving me their ID and insurance. I think they were about to miss something important if I kept them there any longer. Either way, I got what I needed and left. On my way out, about three minutes down the road, what do I see but a patrol officer sitting there in his fucking camaro (payed for by the city, of course) twiddling away on his phone. For three hours, there was a cop sitting there, *the entire time.* It's absurd. These people appear to be good for absolutely nothing beyond beating, murdering, and abusing people, but we blow our budget every year making sure they have nothing but the best. Our schools fail our children, our roads and bridges are falling apart, our parks are in disrepair, social services are holding on by a thread, but God forbid that Billy Skullbasher and friends not get to roll around town in luxury sports cars. It's absurd!

Their duties extend only to protecting property, a car accident doesn't rate very high on that.

[fizzfizzypop]

i wrote a shit ton of skullbashers fics do yall want them

[vinnielov3r]

I had a vision.

[hvntlowz]

skullbashers but make it lumity <3 just a thing i wanted to draw of my non polished owlshackle au !!

i love them sm ur honor <3 (bonus thingy under cut)

[thonking87]

Idk and idc what the original context is.. just let me skullbash dome some fucking billionaires, I think that would make me happy.

[imahomosexualcat]

I fucking hate Miguel O'Hara or whatever the fuck his name is. He looks like a fucking Mexican baboon had a baby with a tarantula and then that baby got fucked and skullbashed by The Rock. Why do people like him so much? First of all he's a child abuser, and much more importantly HE DOESN'T PAY HIS FUCKING TAXES!

[simply-c0mplicated]

I always love those subversion of expectation gags in shows where it’s like a gang or group of tough guys, and they’re like

“Oh yeah, skullbasher is great. He bakes us cookies with his mom on Sundays after church. Kittywhiskers though… don’t fuck with him, he bashes people’s skulls in.”

[stormvanari]

Crime-fighting and Criminal Lads/Lasses

If you have the peaceful Toad Town, how about the metropolitan and bustling city of Mushopoils? If we have problems with a princess-kidnapping army lead by Bowser, what about a city-dominating crime organization lead by Razor? These are just part of my @mushroomheroes blog, and for a brand-new Discord server I recently joined today.