#skitter/grue

[girlboss-malewife-gauntlet-melee]

PROPAGANDA

the final pam/codswort

She literally is the Final Pam. She blew up her neighbors for not inviting her to their barbeque. She decimates things in a single punch and can jump miles in the air and run at the speed of sound. And she's hot af. Coddsworth is Metal Husband and he literally is a robot that takes care of their home.

skitter/grue

Taylor Hebert (aka Skitter, aka Weaver, aka Khepri) is such a girlboss that she turned a bunch of C-tier teenaged supervillains into the warlords running an entire city. Brian Laborn (aka Grue)...um...took a more and more passive role in the team as Taylor grew confident calling the shots?

I'll admit that Brian doesn't fit the malewife label very well, but he'd probably be happier if he did. And Taylor is definitely more than girlboss enough to balance the scales, especially once she [spoilers] on that Thursday.

[junebugtwin]

Teen titans inspired undersider pics for @lakesbian ! Theoretically these would be the poses they would make during the theme song :-)

[spindle-girl]

Crazy to me that Armsmaster built specific counters to a group of 5 teenagers in less than a month during which the city was being bombed by an entirely different group of villains and has two more worse groups as well. Priorities man

[piscoto]

it doesn't matter who you ship Taylor with, i can't see this interaction being funnier with anyone other than Brian

[snazzycrown]

So this is a thing that me and @penelopetheverytrans collaborated on, I did the doodles for the sprites and she put the video together. I hope y’all like it, makes me laugh :)

[silberzunge]

Stickies

[wormbraind]

AITA for not telling my (15F) brother’s (20M) ex-gf (18F) that he got nuked by god (???M(aybe))

my brother n his ex were helping out during the scionpocalypse and he died, very sad. anyway i decided not to tell her bc i knew shed freak out and be totally useless. now shes gone insane for other reasons its complicated and i dont know if i should of told her while she was still capable of understanding human speech. aita?

[fluffy-moth]

Here come The Undersiders!!!

"The Fan Favorites group of the Brockton Bay Underground Wrestling Championship!!!

From Left to Right, we've got Regent! Grue! Skitter! Bitch! aaaand Tattletaaaaale!!!

This Team has faced the Worst of the Worst! Who would even dare face them in the Ring?!?!

Give 'em all a round of applause and Let's Get Ready To RUMBLE!!!!"

another quick inked sketch that I chose to spend more time than intended giving it color.

I say I need to keep a good sleeping schedule and then I read Worm until its 3 in the morning

btw you should read Worm. NOW.

[miimyn]

furrysiders mask designs + bonus alec for @lakesbian

[junebugtwin]

fourty five going on eighteenyearold boy momentarily has an out of body experience witnessing his uglygirl crush inflict violence on an adult man, calls her 'good girl' and then passes out

[rebel-sqrrl]

I think it's pretty clear that Lily and Sabah are among the core members of the Undersiders, unlike Taylor who barely– *gets swarmed by 20,000 bees*

(disclaimer: I did no research for this, so I could be misremembering things. I also didn't count Aiden's two years before he got powers.)

[incorrect-wormquotes]

Tattletale: What's your blood type?  Skitter, bleeding out: How would I know?  Grue: How would you not!?  Skitter: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?  Imp, confused: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?! 

[travelers-gaming]

Rachel isn't included because there's no universe in which she posts online enough to get cancelled

[thepariahcontinuum]

Sophia/Shadow Stalker's Trigger Event definitely involved her running for her life.

Having little Miss "You're either a predator or you're prey" have gotten her superpowers whilst being the prey and keeping that as a dirty little secret that she would rather die than admit to anyone just feels absolutely perfect.

It makes her just another traumatized teenager using her powers to take back some semblance of control over her life in a world that is objectively nuts. It also fits with her relationships with a few different characters.

Emma: Sophia has no friends outside of Emma, even Madison is more "Emma's other friend who's around sometimes" and they meet during what would have been Emma's Trigger event if she was a Cape....Sophia is, in a messed up way trying to be the person she never had in her own life; revealing that there's something more to her under all of that anger and cruelty.

Brian: Shadow Stalker wants Grue to be her nemesis so hard it hurts and honestly, if Brian "I'm going to lie about my Trigger Event" Laborn is going to have a nemesis then making it a Sophia who is similarly hiding her own insecurities and refusing to show weakness or vulnerability in front of anyone is just perfect, it makes them narrative foils.

Taylor: Remember the line where Sophia sees that Taylor took up running and loses her shit about it "You wanted to be strong so you copied me by running" or something to that effect....Gives it new context doesn't it?

Imagine:

You're on the track team in junior high.

The fact that all you can do is run is what saves your life.

You get superpowers designed to help you escape and still you refuse to ever be the victim or run away again.

You're forced to stay on the track team in high school just to keep up appearances.

The girl you've been bullying finally gets a bit of a spine, she's finally getting stronger.

She did it by taking inspiration from you..... By running

[cryptid-catnip]

you're gonna go far kid undersiders animatic send post

[lemurlord]

Midway through Weaver's career, Brian Laborn receives a package with a singular Megaloblatta Longipenis inside.