#skipper jobs

[qkmlh]

WAIT HOLD ON!! ALRIGHT BOYS HERE’S THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

[sarnai4]

Our Dear, Mr. Tux

There are many reasons why I prefer the canon of the show to the movies. For one, I love that it allows Mr. Tux to just be this persona that Private had in his even younger days that none of the others knew about. This is so funny to me. He wasn't even evil, but he's convinced that he was this bad boy for the longest time until he turned his life around. I mean, just look at that face. He's living his best life as some putter playboy in a bowtie. What if that's actually why he joined the team? He couldn't handle being so "snippy" anymore and needed some positive role models in his life. (Here enters the Lunacorns)

[barbielore]

I can't believe I almost let the whole (Northern Hemisphere) summer go by without making any summer fun Barbie posts.

Not that Summer.

Barbie was, at least for a while, intrinsically tied to the idea of summer joy. Malibu Barbie is probably the most well-known Barbie, even though it wasn't the best selling doll in the line. And to this day, it's very common to see Barbie releases enjoying the summer sun in a bathing suit.

It's such an iconic part of the Barbie experience that in the Barbie movie, Ken is identified with the job Beach.

It isn't just about Barbie in bathing suits, though. A number of Barbie playsets are about enjoying summertime activities, like the Barbie Loves the Ocean Beach Shack playset.

Where Barbie has a blender to make fruit smoothies by the beach. Or at least, I think that's the vibe. They could be banana daiquiris for all I know. You do you, Barbie.

And I can't even count the amount of times Barbie is picnicking, grilling, barbecuing, or otherwise enjoying the open air.

(Those are slightly harder to look up, as we call barbecues "barbies" in Australia. No, I don't know why we talk like that.)

One of Skipper's multitude of first jobs was at a waterpark, even!

Or at least, the label calls it a waterpark. It's not exactly the world's greatest -- but it's pretty cool.

So enjoy the summer while it lasts, Barbie!

[the-scooby-gang]

Hey, in your The Rogers Family AU, does Ken, Barbie’s boyfriend, get a Doo of his own? He has been dating Barbie for 43 years, according to Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. He must have a Doo, or else they would have broken up by now. Also, why haven’t you mentioned Barbie’s sisters: Skipper, Stacie and Chelsea?

Yep, Ken does have a Doo. Hudson Doo.

Hudson and Ken met in one of the many Annual Rogers Meetings, the second one Ken went actually. Hudson is another case of "Non Great Dane Doo" like Taffy. He was adopted by Tiffany Doo when Skipper was 10 and Stacie was 1

Tiffany, as you may know, is bonded to Grandma Roberts, Joanne Roberts nee Rogers.

Most of the Doo's from the Roberts clan are all related, by blood or magical dog adoption, to Tiffany Doo, a Golden Retriever that was magically dog adopted by Penelope Doo, a Great Dane from the main Doo line once bonded to Matilda II Rogers, Shaggy's Great Grandmother and Joanne's Mother.

Later Joanne would marry Bernard Roberts (May he rest in peace) and had a son named George, who would later marry Margaret and have 4 daughters: Barbie, Skipper, Stacie and Chelsea.

As per Barbie & Her Sisters in The Great Puppy Adventure the Doos each girl has is:

Barbie: Taffy Doo

Skipper: DJ Doo

Stacie: Rookie Doo

Chelsea: Honey Doo

I haven't mentioned the girls before because I'm still ironing out the Rogers Family!AU and was giving a bigger focus to the main line of the Rogers Clan. Since Barbie and her sisters are Shaggy's second cousins, my mind focused on Barbie as the one Shaggy would talk the most since they are closer in age.

[moltage]

Skipper probably has Kowalski keep the count on how many humans they've killed, yes.

—Ah, dammit. Another victim. Kowalski, write that in the "Accidental victims" report but dont let Private see it, he might feel bad about it.—

ahahahsh i love this so much

[alaskan-wallflower]

cartman wip dudes

it’s obviously a rough sketch that i’m gonna sketch out again and it’s not even done but what do you think??

[mole-supremacy]

Shoutout to High Rhulain for introducing otter sexism. You didn’t have to do that but you did, and I have no idea why

[penguinsomadagascar]

no context november

[nightydraws]

(I planned to post it on last Saturday but it wasn't possible at the time lol)

I didn't think that my post about penguins' nationalities would create some kind of a chain of other people's headcanons... but I'm really pleased with that

Anyway - want to know from where an idea that Skipper is German originates?

I've found this, I think a year ago, on Skipper's wiki page (link there)... and actually created his backstory on this information, xd

[thorinoakenbutt]

Why is it always World of Darkness that tanks start shit with each other in lmao??? It is that important to be the MT of a level 50 raid?

[iris-in-the-rain]

“As you know, I’m not one for long farewell speeches, but I have written this…

…

…see ya!“ – Rimmer, sending himself off to other hells.

[soulsty]

????? (He already had a name tbf)

Like duhh

[fuckinmemesman]

in a shocking turn of events, i (objectively the biggest fan of food in the entire world) accidentally skipped lunch

[barbiesince59]

First Job - 2023

[beardedmrbean]

Final Fantasy XV's potions are just regular energy drinks that only heal because of Noctis' magical powers. So imagine if a bunch of guys starting fighting a hippo and occasionally chugging monsters and bangs.

That's just frat night at the aquarium.

Does make for a funny mental picture for sure, not something I would suggest doing though.

Not a safe animal at all

You're ok so long as they don't start wiggling their ears and blowing bubbles.

[allthebestscreennamesaregone63]

Not Ken, not Barbie, but a secret third thing:

Skipper.

call me Ken the way I don't. have a job