#skilk

[faultytransistor]

five seconds of footage???

[buggycat]

update: I have finished the milk

@spamtonhell

SKITTLE MILK SKITTLE MILK

[floor-archivist]

Wheel of time costuming makes me wanna scream I hope y'all know that

Cosplay goals one day...

[maidomaidomaido]

i didnt noticed how slow mo4 old versions are even though i joined rhe fandom at the ver 3 (kinda the starts of it) so im kinda surprised how i didbt noticed it until i started watching the old skills cutins and im like damn this shit is so slow im going to fall asleep sighghhhhhh i also remember watching an old version of mo4 and idk which fight it was but the point is it was so slow i was almost falling sleep good axez fixed that and made the skilks smooth and with a nice durability whoops did i typed too much.

[kris-tyne]

who up skonging they skilk rn

[cloudyswritings]

You've Skilked your last Skong!!!

*pew pew, Hornet fighting noises*

[innovatorbunny]

how did this jackass get nearly 900k off of this combi, blue slushy doesnt live long enough to get a final skilk activation off before she dies no matter what you do

[serenofroses]

sorry, having yet another lesbian Marr/Ania/Jadus brainrot mode. you may ignore me and scroll away (also hints of nsft themes in ramblings).

some random thoughts while looking up vampire bites topics for research and Force vs hypnotic drain for a ficlet.

What's the most intimate thing if Jadus asked Ania on how she feels if they were to feed on her for blood, Ania was pensive at first but asked what were the side effects were. because in my headcanon regarding Force Vampires and species wise--only Zeltrons, with the pheromones effect combine with vampire venom, made their victim or willingly partner to experience the influence of euphoria and sexual desires while bitten.

Further in the relationship, Ania allowed to let Jadus to feed on her in return for Jadus to help her destress through foreplay or sex. Though, Jadus can't promise to Ania that their fangs won't hurt that much but took time for her to get used to it.

even though as much Jadus love to bite on her neck, their favourites were Ania's breasts and inner thighs in explicity intimate moments.

Jadus' older sister, Acina, is not half zeltron or sexually active because her way of feeding for blood was different from Jadus'. I say this though as Carmilla is slowly becoming one of the inspirations for my Jadus.

However, with Marr... they do cook some good red meat dinner (part of Marr's survivalist skilks) for both of them and offered their wrist to fuel Jadus' needs. But in private? well, Marr doesn't want Jadus to go soft on them during sex (considering the relationship were strictly no romantic attachments kind of FWB).

They demanded Jadus to be as rough as they want with a simple "bite me, bitch" and Jadus took that as an intidication to bite them in their neck. Marr and Jadus were rough af with each other but with Ania? They were just soft for her.

[bigfatsocialist]

My sister does me entirely too much honour.

my dad took some ancestry tests and eventually found out who his father was (and that he has 5+ siblings who are also finding all of this out) and honestly it's been pretty bizarre and emotional so far, naturally

but one of the biggest changes for me is no longer having to give the whole spiel of "oh i know i'm racially ambiguos but hey there's a whole story behind it because this that and here's my father's backstory"

like no i... i just have a grandpa from Nigeria now

...that's way less mysterious >:(

edit: my brother has made a tiktok on the whole situation

[earthmoveryuri]

if you skilk silk when im wrong tou dont deserve my silk song

[vex91]

AND YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON I TELL ONLINE APART FROM MY MAMA AND SISTER

I GOT NY CERTIFICATE OF COMPLETION FOR ESSENRIAL SKILKS YESTERDAY

im not done the program till i present my final project (hopefully by next week) but i finally got the certificate after three years of hard work

OMG EMI THAT'S SO GREAT, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU ❤️❤️❤️

Sorry I died for an hour-

[huxleysnumber1worker]

omg thank youuuu ill remember !!!! And ill train cooking skilks because I almost burnt the kitchen last time I cooked something.

"I'm sure Aiden would be pleased to help you if you need it."

[giosatinblack1981]

Jesus becomes a magician???! There you go one day Jesus prays to God ti be funny and joyfull for jzst one day when God decides to give him the skilks of a magician. And he gets really excited and becomes phenomenal at it. He prays at it more often and more often. But his mother gets worried because he begins to loose his reputation as a good person. So she comes to Jesus one night and tells him in his ears: Jesus what time is it? He can’t control it and makes a parrot a Swan. Jesus what date is it? He goes and turns the turkey they where supposed to eat for the thanks giving day into a cow. Jesus how big is you willie? And he stops for a moment looks at himself in the window and turns himself otherway round of his image in the mirror. What have you done Jesus like this I am not going to give you any turkey like this you know how expensive that was to get. So Jesus becomes so sorry that turns himself back to his normal look. So when the dinner comes he begins to each the turkey but he has got something bothering him on his mind…!!! Mom why do you think you made me come back from the magician. You are not a magician any more so eat??? She replys to Jesus who just realised how difficult and it would be for him to be a magician… well well sad fact. Said Santa Claus when he was tell stories to some very trouble some and naughty little boys… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[davautismbutworse]

Ough abkbhqkqksb skilk

SKONG

SKILLLLK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🦐‼️🔥❤️🔥💥‼️🦐‼️🔥

[trolagygirl2022]

Gaeul isn't more talented than wonyoung...anyways wonyoung is still better songwriter and perfomer than her even during live wonyoung is able being singing high notes no Gaeul and being more versatile singer in the genre ...gaeul is only able singing easy parts and rap well but look always forgettable even when she have ton lines in kitsch and iam.

Gaeul did lack much as "main dancer"she didn't improved at all her dancing skills...even she have ton times since she isn't the most demand in solo busy schedules

I hate starship for didnt make ive's intense trainning on their dancing more since their debut,well recently yujin said the members trainning only during the comeback time is coming no usually trainning also they re really overworked .

Stop underestimed wonyoung if she was better in company care about trainning better,she should improved her skilks overrall anyways.

I'm not underestimating her, I've even been defending her since I know that Wonyoung is a talented girl. I guess I'm basing this off debut and LOVE DIVE era because a lot of people were pointing out Gaeul's talent but yeah Wonyoung is more suitable for a center position.

[borntobabygirl]

Part two‼️

Satan: THATS PURE HORROR 

Asmodeus: ITS SO JIZZ WORTHY

Mammon: Gl pookie

MC: Thanks boytoy 

Mammon:

Solomon: Your name is dumb 

Barbatos: Well kill yourself 

Solomon: :,(

Belphegor: CAN YOU STOP BREATHING FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES?

Lucifer: I think I’d die if I did that 

Belphegor: THATS THE POINT

Luke: Guys it almost Christmas 

Simeon: That’s so awesome sauce 

Solomon: ✨🎶🔔ArE yOu ReAdY tO jInGlE yOuR bElLs🔔🎶✨

MC: Some kid behind us let it RIP at the concert 

Satan: I heard it was Mammon

MC: Bet it was. . .

Lucifer: I’m so sad, I- STOP MEWING 

Diavolo: 🤫🧏‍♂️

MC: I’m admiring my wife thank you very much 

Solomon: Your wife is 20 years older than you

MC: Uhh…that’s not relevant

Cerberus: Woof (derogatory)

Lucifer: HOW. DARE. YOU

Diavolo: Honestly I think he died🫃

Wrong emoji 

Fuck-

Solomon: SWEAE ill give you my fuckign editing skilks for tjat 

Lucifer: Grammarly, anybody? 

Asmodeus: AGH SCARY ASIAN MEN😩

Wrong emoji 

Solomon: scary asian men…

Mammon: scary asian men

Leviathan: ngh scary asian men!!!…

Lucifer: So I had him taste it to see if it was bitter 

Diavolo: You should have him eat dog food next

Luke: Politics are scary 

Solomon: I’m a liberal OoOoOoOoOoOo

Asmodeus: You just can’t match my freak 

Satan: I DONT WANT TOO 

Asmodeus: EXACTLY

Asmodeus: She just couldn’t match my freak 

Satan: No one wants to match your freak 

Asmodeus: Rude

Asmodeus: Hear me out 

Leviathan: No

Asmodeus: I didn’t even say anything-

Satan: Exactly. Don’t 

MC: The only ex I’m allowing to come is Solomon

Mammon: I will dry hump your corpse😡

Obey me characters as convo’s I’ve had with friends

Asmodeus: If you have a boyfriend, and he says you can’t use his balls as beauty blenders- 

Satan: *Leaves VC*

Lucifer: Why is it in Korean?

Leviathan: Are you homophobic or something?

Asmodeus: Prepare your balls

Barbatos: For the love of fuck it was 4AM when you sent that 

Diavolo: A dog trotted up to me in public and very slowly took a burrito from my hand. He thought he was being sneaky 

He was

I didn’t notice it at all

I feel violated 

MC: L take skill issue 🫵

Belphegor: Is knowing gay lore gonna help me in college?

Mammon: Never know, it may…

Asmodeus: Could help you get laid. Idk about actually passing semesters though 

Satan: It’s creature! [Picture of cat]

Beelzebub: Car🤤

Satan: …Why are you like this 

F!MC: I just finished my period 

M!MC: Nope it’s gonna surprise you 

F!MC: Huh?-

NB!MC: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Belphegor: WHY ARE THE SHADOWS MOVING AGAIN

Beelzebub: It’s me 

Belphegor: Is that why it’s built like a Cheeto

Diavolo: Bed bath and behind you 

Barbatos: Do your homework

Diavolo: Nuh uh 

Solomon: You’re a man, let ‘em dangle 

Simeon: Let what dangle😨

Solomon: *Leaves VC*

Simeon: *DMing him* SOLOMON LET WHAT DANGLE

Diavolo: Do you see that vent, Lucifer? I know it’ll be hard, being sus, but you need to-

Lucifer: Kill yourself 

Diavolo: Ok😔

Asmodeus: Sol, Sol

🎁

Open the box 

Solomon: *Opens box*

Asmodeus: 🍆

HAHA ITS MY WEINER 

Diavolo: Lesbian rats‼️

Barbatos: WHERE

Lucifer: MC

MC

MC RESPOND

MC: Rat lord

What do you desire

My l i e g e

Belphegor: Oh wait of course Lucifer and Diavolo are sitting beside each other

Satan: Faggots

Belphegor: yawns out in a very loud and dramatic manner

Lucifer: Please do not tell me you just woke up

Belphegor: If I did?

Lucifer: IT IS 4PM FOR YOU

Asmodeus: Seethe

Fucking S E E T H E

Satan: IT AIN’T FUNNY

IM ON EDGE DUDE

Don’t joke about the edge thing

Asmodeus: WHY YOU EDGING oh ok

Diavolo: 🐌Snail :D

Belphagor: Kill it

Satan: Run it over

Belphegor: Stab it repetitively

Diavolo: NO D:

Mammon: Garlic toast incident 

MC: Garlick*

Mammon: Garlick💔

MC: I thought you were lonely ngl👍 I mean you are but,,,

Mammon: WH AYE SHUT YOUR MOUTH PLEBISCITE

MC: Permission to bite

Lucifer: Permission granted

MC: Huzzah

NB! MC: Woah, is that- Masquerade Butterfly🤔 by👆 Miura Ayme‼️

(Any) MC: His songs are so dick suckable🤤

Lucifer:😨

Mammon:😨

Leviathan:😨

Satan:😨

Asmodeus:😨

MC: THE UNISON WAS FUCKING IMMACULATE

Mammon/MC/Leviathan: I can skibidi explain‼️

Lucifer: I will skibidi kick your ass‼️