#skgossip:zatannazatara

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For someone not at the party, can y’all give the lowdown on what happened ??? I feel like I missed a lot

a few days late with starbucks, here’s a nice little rundown of what happened at krys’ party. under the cut, because it was a lot. hopefully krys’ next birthday goes better ( i’d hire a different planner ).

buckle up, kids, you’re in for a wild ride.

as you all know, meg fury decided to throw krys crock a birthday party at her and lyra quill’s pad because she’s never had one ! i guess when you’re a genetically-engineered murder machine who’s been kept in a basement for your entire life you don’t really get to experience those. bless meg for being such a great friend ( not really, but more on that later ). absolutely everyone was invited. students, faculty, anyone and everyone who lives / works / studies at paragon and adjoining areas. go big or go home, right ?

things went to shit really quickly.

everyone got drunk. that was to be expected, wasn’t it ?

there was some weird, but expected sibling tension between naomi dane-summers & daphne dane-díaz, but momma lorna dane stepped it to make things less weird.

the alcohol also helped.

alex danvers & cleopatra gallio spent the entire party lowkey flirting and just being their lovely gay selves.

sidney guthrie & huihana johnson danced, held hands, kissed, and were just adorable.

tova thorsdottir & morgan zatara sassed each other.

finch hyperion & morgan insulted each other.

tommy shepherd & anna knight made out. a lot.

ajax murdock ( it’s never good news when that kid shows up ) showed up.

avery morse & scarlet pryde got high in the bathroom.

ava barton & asher dent sang karaoke ( and sort of turned it into strip karaoke ? ).

jessica drew & zatanna zatara avoided each other by drinking. a lot.

j-drew saw lorna & zee flirting, got jealous, and then hated herself for it, so she escaped to the balcony to sulk ( because that’s what you do at your daughter’s 21st [ 1st ] birthday party, where all the kids are getting drunk and high ).

danielle cage, drunk as a skunk, got jealous when she saw rory kent kissing krys.

dani then confronted krys & rory about this ( great idea, no ? )

meg intervened to keep the peace, but krys got overwhelmed and ran to the bathroom where she ran into…

scarlet & avery, passed out in the bathtub and way too fucked up to help, respectively.

jessica jones, who was at the party to supervise her kid raleigh, walked into the bathroom to actually use it and ended up helping krys with a passed out scarlet.

avery puked ( big surprise there ).

ajax saw some commotion in the bathroom and, having seen avery go in there earlier, went to help ( ajax ? being helpful ? whaaaat ? ).

j-jones shouted from the bathroom, which got ava & asher’s attention, so they rushed to see what happened.

ajax was actually helping j-jones with scarlet, and krys was side-eyeing him the entire time.

meg fury & dani cage cuddled.

rosemary dane-summers & isaiah proudstar were that gross heterosexual couple that just make out all night.

oliver faust & finch had their first kiss and proceeded to make out.

oliver & sylvia hardy were stealing things. finch helped.

varik danvers-drew found j-drew to introduce her to his hopeful girlfriend ( gemma walker ), who she already knew.

asher, a former combat medic, helped j-jones wake up scarlet. she threw up.

ava helped krys with avery.

ajax realized he wasn’t really necessary anymore, so stepped out of the bathroom, but not before glaring at krys one last time.

ajax went back to haley lance-queen, and the two of them left the party together ( *raises eyebrows* )

krys confessed she was in love with avery. there were some angry tears.

j-jones stole scarlet’s phone and called rogue to take her home.

meg finally noticed the commotion and wandered into the bathroom, where she was glared at by krys.

meg ran off to get clean, barf-free clothes for everyone.

blake hill decided to stop avoiding their ex, meg, and followed her into a bedroom where they tried to talk to her. meg was, understandably, angry.

somehow, the two of them make up. which escalated into blake confessing they were still in love with meg, and kissed her. ignoring their homicidal urges the entire time. they were in there for about an hour.

rogue stormed in just as j-drew found krys, who snapped at her for not being there when everything went down.

zee came down from the roof to help.

j-drew left the bathroom feeling like shit.

zee convinced her to go up to the roof to talk to her.

ava took avery into a bedroom to sleep it off.

rogue took scarlet home.

everyone left the bathroom.

beatrice zsasz & asher got their flirt on ( sort of ? what’s up with that ? )

krys found our resident alcoholic, allison stark, and tried to drink it all away.

cassie lang got drunk and hanging out with kate bishop when miriam maximoff, also drunk, decided to talk to her after feeling like cassie had been avoiding her.

cassie confirmed her suspicions and told her that she was outright avoiding her.

tommy & anna stopped making out ( and came up for breath ) when tommy noticed cassie crying.

miri ran off ( heartbroken, clearly ), so tommy went after her.

anna joined alli & krys in their drunk pity party.

krys left them to sit with naomi. they cuddled and it was very sweet and very gay.

asher & bea left the party together ( *raises eyebrows higher* )

meg left the bedroom to try to save the party, but it was already winding down.

ava & rosaline isley-quinzel left the party together.

blake & selina kyle went home together.

zee & j-drew had a very, very long talk.

and that’s what you missed on glee ! [ if your character was at the party, but not included in this list, please let us know ! we were only able to make up this timeline thanks to information other players have given us ! ]

[sidekickgossip]

favorite teachers?

i love all of them, but have you seen that new magic professor? i’d like to be her assistant.

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does anyone know what's going on with professor drew and professor zatara?

there seems to be a lot going on between the professors at this school, but from what i understand, these two seem to be spending a lot of time in bed together. which would be fine, you know, if carol danvers wasn’t in this picture. remember her, jess ??

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Lorna seemed to be ALL over Zatanna. Do her kids know she's flirting around???

go mama dane !! good for her !! i don’t think it’s much of her kids business who she’s flirting unless it becomes serious. let the woman have flings !!