#skgossip:cassandralang

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Snog, marry, avoid for the young avengers??

i’m snogging cassie lang , and not one of y’all can stop me , so jot that down !! as for marriage , who would i be if i didn’t say kate bishop ?? 2012 was stanning clint barton , 2019 is realizing your love of archers was correct , but really , you’re just gay for kate !! sorry , pals - i’ll be avoiding noh varr , billy & tommy - at least this time round !!

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Cassie Lang and Nico Minoru, AKA the two romantic disasters of their respective teams are apparently messing around. What could possibly go wrong??

let them non. it’s about time these these two found somebody and it might just be each other

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WIS cassie lang

is it a cop out to say one messy boy and our one true hawkeye ?? we all know that it’s meant to be , it’s just a matter of time !!

SEND IN YOUR OWN.

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I heard it was Kate and Cassie who kissed. No shock there. Poor Gerry tho

Oh well, what can I say? The world needs more gay. Poor Gerry indeed, but don’t you worry. That cutie will find someone when his heart have healed.

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I heard that cassie lang cheated on gerry danvers with a friend

Oh really? Now this is juicy. Do you have any idea who the friend might be? Come on, give me something more spicy. I wanna know details, names and the place where it might have happened.

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i heard cassie lang has another wild science test ready to go, and their test subject is themself again

Now isn’t that interesting? Cassie never fails to entertain me, if I am gonna be honest here. People, take note.

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What's going on with Cassie and Gerry? Think any archers are jealous?

With those two? Oh you should be jealous.

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what science nerd do you think is most likely to cause a lab explosion?

I love them to pieces but my bet is on Cassie Lang. Aren’t they already accident prone in the lab? Fingers crossed nothing too serious happens. Though, and I say this with love, I wouldn’t put it past any of those nerds to cause an explosion.

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cassie straight up told miriam she was avoiding her!

And now my heart’s broken. Hopefully, the time apart can help them sort out their feelings. 

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any relationships on the rocks?

i need to be caught up on who’s in a relationship and who isn’t, cause in this school, it sometimes feels like everyone’s just sleeping around. i’ve noticed cassie and miri aren’t doing so great, though. seems like that honeymoon phase is over. and what is up with quin and nadya ? i get that dying and coming back as a plant can complicate things, but…it looks like they need to sort some shit out. as for everyone else ? get it together. you’re all messes. get your love lives in order.

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i sip cassie/elliott/peter more than pandora/peter or cassie/miri

To each their own! I personally adore Cassie and Miri because I am all for lady-lovin’. and Peter and Pandora are pretty darn cute, but I really wouldn’t be too distraught if we had another poly relationship here at Paragon. 

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favorite friendships?

i love love love peter parker, cassie lang, and elliott danvers-drew’s friendship. it reminds me of a young tony stark, bruce banner, and betty ross. meg fury and ava barton are pretty heartwarming, considering everything ava’s been through. i’m just glad meg is sticking by her side. and you can’t really top kurt rogers and stevie wilson, i mean, they have a literal blood link. josie todd and allison stark are also cute; they’re polar opposites, but they’re always there for each other.

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Why is Cassie so into ants?? Seeing her with a crawling black mass around her is disgusting honestly ew

just… take a minute to think about it. she’s scott lang’s daughter, who is ant man. she’s got some of his powers. really think on it, it’s not too hard.

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I hear Stevie and Cassie are plotting something,,,

something to share with the class, nonnie ?

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I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little worried that Cassie only likes Miri because Miri brought her back, all witchy style. Might be some heartbreak looming there? What do you think?

I have to admit I’m a bit worried too. The girls are cute, very cute. Fingers crossed everyone’s feelings are true and not influenced by some resurrection shenanigans. My heart might not be able to take it.

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idk about everyone else but I'm most afraid of the gaggle of science nerds we have here. they could kill us all before we even knew what was going on.

oh yeah, they’re so scary. absolutely terrifying. i’m certain tye and elliott are so obviously devising a plan to destroy the school. peter’s all nice and awkward to distract us, but i’m sure he’s an accomplice. and you can be sure pandora’s in on it too. and cassie? just wait until she releases her army of giant ants. and don’t even get me started on the professors.