#skdjksks?????

[muslim-flint]

caitlyn breaking up with vi and then immediately following the evil buff milf is soooooooo #real

[poisonousquinzel]

sureeee, i may have spent like 2 hours last night having a panic attack / breakdown but my Harleen Funko arrived in the mail,, so who's really winning in life? <3

[angelbvn]

I BEG U GIVE ME SOEMTHING TO DO I SWEAR IM LOSING MY MIND

[mearpsdyke]

(to the tone of that one mean girls scene) raise your hand if you've been personally brainwashed by tumblr user mearpsdyke alias zyan to like mary earps/england women

[singlethread]

Oh did I tell you I sold socks online once cijccjjvco

Yes

[kitsquared]

i realized the read more on my poke au post doesnt have the pokemon that are bolded.. but it is really a nightmare to edit ive been trying uh :|

[slytherinshua]

YOU WERE ALWAYS CUTE

genre. fluff. warnings. none. pairing. seunghan x fem!reader. wc. 971. a/n. seunghan baby photos are THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER SKDJKSK I LOVE HIM

“Look at your little hoodie! You were so small!!” You gasped, an infectious smile plastered on your face as you flipped through pages of an old photo book from the mid 2000s. Seunghan’s childhood was documented in candid photos, starting from when he was a newborn to around his 8th birthday.

You were having the time of your life adoring how precious your boyfriend was as a baby. Seunghan, however, not so much. He had been hiding his face in his hands for the last 5 minutes, begging you to stop just seconds after his mother had handed you the book. He dug his head into your shoulder, getting clingier out of embarrassment. You paid no attention to him, only having eyes for the much smaller and just-as-adorable baby version of him in the photos.

“Y/n, can’t you do this later?” He whined, clinging to your shirt as if he could possibly change how you spent the next hour.

“Nope— Oh my God! You’re so cute!” You squealed this time, eager to hold the page open for Seunghan to also see the photo. The date tells you he was around 2 at the time, playing with toy dinosaurs in an adorable fuzzy onesie pyjama set. The sight was almost too precious for you to handle. Seunghan took a glance at it before hiding his face even more into your shoulder. 

“Stop looking at them.” He pleaded in a weak mumble, his voice almost completely muffled by your shirt. You giggled, reaching your hand up to stroke his hair, gently leading his head to lay in your lap.

“Just 5 more minutes. They’re too cute not to!” You bargained with him, flipping to the next page with a grin. He sighed and closed his eyes, resting the back of his hand over his forehead, trying to relax while simultaneously staying tense each time he hears you react to another photo.

“Some things never change, huh?” You commented, attentively looking at the next photo— 4 year old Seunghan holding a packet of jellies in his hand, smiling happily at the camera. “You’re so precious.” You gushed, your hands combing through his hair, messing it up slightly and causing him to groan and swat your hand away.

“It’s been 5 minutes.” Seunghan said as soon as the second passed, quickly snatching the photobook out of your hand. You frowned. You would have rather spent another 20 minutes looking through them, as you knew his mother had several other photobooks of the same sort. But, your boyfriend was stubborn. You let up for now, mentally reminding yourself to look through the rest of the photos later after dinner.

Seunghan placed the book back on the shelf with the others, glaring at you once you made eye contact with him. You cracked a smile at him and opened your arms.

“You haven’t changed at all, you know?” You reminded him as he settled back on the couch.

“I have! I’m much better now.” He pouted. He let you wrap your arms around him, but he didn’t hug you back, still putting up an annoyed front. He wasn’t really that mad at you, just incredibly embarrassed. There were all kinds of photos saved in those books— and even though he knew you were the one, it didn’t cut back on the humiliation. 

“I was going to see them sooner or later.” You persuaded him, kissing his cheek softly to try to cheer him up. It doesn’t quite work as well as you would hope, though it does get you a reciprocated hug back.

He was pouty for the rest of the evening, sending you glances all through dinner and post-dinner board games as his mother and older brother teased him to no end. You heard endless stories about his childhood, both funny and heartwarming. It wasn’t until you were getting ready for bed that Seunghan seemed more cheerful.

“When we visit your parents… I’ll get to look at your baby photos as well, right?” He asked while you were brushing your hair for bed. You looked up to the doorway of the guest room you’d be sleeping in, seeing Seunghan leaning against the doorframe. 

You laughed, “Why? You barely let me look at yours.”

He scoffed and walked closer to you, “I let you look at it for a long time!” 

“10 minutes is not a long time.” You corrected, “But, alright. I guess you can see my baby photos too. Why do you want to, though?”

“For the same reason you do, I guess. You’re just cute.” He said simply, smiling at you.

You were the one scoffing this time, turning your attention back to your hair, studiously ignoring your boyfriend as he gets even closer to you. He planted a kiss on your forehead silently before walking out of your room, mumbling a casual ‘goodnight’ and ‘sleep well’. You shook your head with a smile, fondness for him bubbling up in your stomach

At times, Seunghan was the most attractive boy you had ever seen. He had smooth pickup lines for days, and was sweet enough to melt anyone’s heart. But it was times like these that you liked a little more— when he showed his more vulnerable side. He got embarrassed and petty like any other person would, and you liked the reminder that you had that effect on him.

You were happy that Seunghan hadn’t noticed the stack of photo books sitting on the bed. Once you were sufficiently ready for sleep, you dipped under the covers and grabbed the first one you were looking at, flipping back to the pages you left off on. And a thought came into your brain as you scanned over the last photos— it wasn’t even a fair competition; Seunghan was objectively the cutest baby ever.

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[lunar-alden]

Okay yall I’m CONVINCED this has to be because it was my birthday!!!!!!

Like the game let’s you celebrate your birthday in game for 1 week and literally since the day it started my pulls have been fucking wild????

Like I got Rafayel in my first 10 pull and then when I did a 10 pull with the pity guarantee, I got not just Zayne who was my precise wish, but Xavier too (so both the limited cards I didn’t have) AND an extra Zayne so I could rank him up a level?????

This cannot be a coincidence, especially with getting a 5 star on two separate non-pity 10 pulls, there’s just no way skdjksks

If anyone else has a birthday coming up soon and they have the means to test this theory out please do and tell me the results because this has been absolutely insane!!!!

[dreamy-freny]

I just wanna have her in my pfp in discord

So I did this skdjksks

[woper123]

they look like koalas when they are just hugging each other sleepy skdjksks and it's so cute😭

[poisonousquinzel]

Baby Harleen is so fucking powerful y'all

Could they really be that stupid, she wondered, that they wouldn’t stop to think after what she’d done with the rollers?

No, she realized—they thought she was stupid. Which made them twice as stupid, and a riot to watch. While they went on trying to pull themselves off the constantly moving floorboards, she leaned forward and spray-painted their faces a bright blue.

Both of them started howling and cursing and trying to rub their eyes except their hands were stuck to the floor or to each other. Tony suddenly let out a cry that was very close to a scream; he’d finally pulled his hand free but left a lot of skin on the floor. That was gonna hurt for weeks.

“Get away from me!” Spike swatted his hand away but Tony kept tugging at him and somehow Spike’s gun fell out of his shoulder holster.

Tony reached for it but Spike grabbed it first. “Put that away,” Tony ordered him, sobbing now, “before you—”

The explosion knocked Harleen flat on her back and made her ears ring painfully. At first, she thought the Funhouse had blown up—she could smell something harsh and burnt, like a whole bunch of fireworks had gone off right in her face.

But it wasn’t fireworks, she saw, sitting up and clutching the belt with both hands. Spike’s gun had gone off in Tony’s face. Which didn’t exist anymore.

After another second or two, Tony crumpled in a way that was absurdly graceful, like a ballet dancer doing the dying swan.

It was the last deranged straw in a night gone stark raving mad. Harleen burst out laughing.

She laughed so hard and so loud it drowned out the ringing in her ears.

And :') her ma used a mallet to save her and she'll go on to use mallets as one of her primary weapons :')

“Get away from her, you son of a bitch!”

There was a loud crack! and a splash of blood as Spike’s head bent sideways so sharply his ear hit his shoulder. He keeled over and Harleen found herself staring up at a woman holding the great big strong-man hammer in her hands.

“Mommy!” Harleen threw herself into her mother’s arms and buried her face in her neck.

Harleen nodded and held up the hammer. “Can we keep this?”

“Sure,” her mother said, “but I think we’d better wash it off first.”

“Oh, yeah,” Harleen said. “It’s kinda icky. I’ll do it!”

and just more confirmation about the Ditz act she puts on 💖

“And don’t talk like that, people’ll think you’re a ditz.”

“The more fool them, because I’m not,” Harleen said.

me, continuing on my quest to obtain every piece of Harley content that I could use for receipts

[weldnas]

no kaw you're falling for the false hotness trap aka men with long hair skdjksks no disrespect to joshua but jamie's the goat dunno dunno i don't make the rules i watched this baby grow since 2008

oh yes jamie is and will alow be the goat! I jumped on the wagon a bit later than you in 2011. But Humbug era was THE HAIR era for 3 out of 4 for them I mean nick during humbug????!!!! Princess after princess. Only got the chance to look back on it though

[mearpsdyke]

🎧 let me see let me see!

as you wish 🫡

[azsazz]

SKDJKSKS i have a friendly volleyball game next tuesday, i haven’t played competitively in years and i’m super nervous—do you know anything that can help me to calm down?

-🪷

Hello!!!

Listen, I'm in a beach vball class and i'm shit lol so I think you'll be fine! If it's friendly and not competitive then it should just chill and fun! I don't really have any advice im so sorry. Just breathe and have fun!!!

[canonically-a-genloser]

check ig when you can <-- full of anxeity

IM SO SORRY SKDJKSK