#skankers

[thepolterheist]

It's SKActober 🏁 🎺 u know what that means 👀🏃‍♂️ Skanking awareness month 😯🕴️ 🎤 send this to 12 of ur closet rudeboys 🤵 🎸 that love that upstroke 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎵 🎶 🎵 🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁 SKA-LO-WEEN 📯 is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are RUDE 🕴️ of the BOYS!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🏃‍♀️ SkAnKiEsT 🏃 rudeboys 💁that you know will get some 🎺 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 3️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️🏁 🎷 ALL SKALLOWEEN 🎃🕸🎹 SKANKERS 😚🤜 ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️🕴️ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊CROWDKILLED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉TROMBONE 🎷 AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO BLOW SOME 💏DRACULA 💉HORNS 🎺 🎶 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👔 👟 SUITS AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀🏃 BEGGING FOR THAT 😍UP🏁 STROKE😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻 RUDIES🕴️ TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🎸 STRINGS🎸 🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS SKACTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A SKALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 RUDIE🏃‍♂️ 🕴️ 🏁 🎷 every year in Skactober the jack o skank🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his rudies for SKA-LO-WEEN🏁 🏁 💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Skankers or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A SKA-LO-WEEN TREAT😋🕴️ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A RUDIE WITCH BITCH🎺 😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SKANKIEST

[wildergrimm]

The Skanker: Wanna know how I got this ska

[unhingedkinfessions]

Hello skanks and skankettes of the jury

did you know what some section of ska fans call themselves skankers. look it up

[unchartedmusings]

I’ve heard people say ska is annoying or weird and I can perhaps understand and appreciate that not everyone has the same taste in music or can help the things they find irritating.

Personally, I think it is some of the greatest music in the world. Take it as an exaggeration or as my wholehearted view on the matter, it’s probably both.

As far as the music itself, it combines the cathartic expression for views on politics, small towns, anarchy, and all the things that unite people of all backgrounds in a pit. Combine that release of emotion with the rhythms of reggae and skas island origins, rhythms that tap into some primordial part of your system that relaxes you into a hypnotic sway to a familiar beat. If you weren’t a dancer before you are now shocked at your body’s ability to dance a solid two step.

What I’m saying is with ska it is scientifically possible to dance away the depression and aggression. This listener will never turn a blind eye to music that makes my hips move and curses the current state of the world.

Then you have the people it attracts, like the older guys in shorts, flip flops tattoos with a beer in the back of the room bobbing their heads up and down to the riddims of their youth and the soundtracks they’ve lived their lives to. You have the the ska fashionistas. There is the zoot suiters, the riot girls in mod skirts, piercings, and blunt bangs, the skinny tie fedora crowd, the folks that just came from their day jobs and look like every day unsuspecting skankers. Punkers of all ages, and some little punks starting out their vests and finding their final evolution. This pit of people will shove you, elbow you, man handle you, and will pick you up if you fall, dance with you, sing your favorite lyrics so hard you end up with a shot voice that makes everyone obnoxiously go “Someone had a good time last night.” It’s like fuck off, but yes I did thanks for asking.

Ska hold some of my favorite memories.

The first time I played pro skater and NEEDED to know the entire soundtrack and base my personality off if it. Being slightly bummed by the realization that I wasn’t even riding the 3rd wave of ska but more like its last ripples.

The time I listed to mighty mighty bosstones (rip) in my headphones while I rode the swings at the county fair as the sun was setting. The combination of posicore lyrics and Birds Eye view of the small town I needed escaping from altering my brain forever.

The time I got punched really hard at Warped Tour skanking my little heart out in a bikini top, the shortest shorts I could find and my favorite vans. A first nose bleed in a pit with street light manifestos horns going off in the background was a bittersweet accomplishment.

Finding such humor or joy in the lyrics of some of the silliest songs when I couldn’t find it in other places. Especially when I needed that joy to just get out of bed that day or to make my life tolerable for 2:15 seconds more.

Anyways, more ska in the world, please. ❤️

[emery-matsushita-vt]

you haven't mastered tonky honk's pro skanker until you've done a combo worth as many points as there are atoms in your body

[videoreligion]

How do you feel about ska?

So it’s been a while since you heard from us, but I’m happy to announce that “Season 1” of Basement Communion is coming very soon (It’s our second season technically, but last season was season “x”. totally not confusing). We recorded a new episode on the original I Know What You Did Last Summer, but I have been very slow with the editing. In fact, we did the discussion before the new sequel was announced. Since I will be out of commission for a little, we cut the new episode into parts, taking it out of cold storage and making sure something comes out within the month. The first part will be coming extremely soon, with the next after I return. So keep an eye out for Basement Communion Season 1 Episode 1: I Know Part 1. Until then, here is a random tangent on ska music that I didn't want to leave on the cutting room floor. Like, subscribe, and tell your professional skanker. Note this was recorded several months before the reference in Renfield. We just talk about ska sometimes, it’s a thing Cellar, and I do. It’s not weird or lame, and you should stop judging.

[princeyourdirk]

It's SKActober 🏁 🎺 u know what that means 👀🏃‍♂️ Skanking awareness month 😯🕴️ 🎤 send this to 12 of ur closet rudeboys 🤵 🎸 that love that upstroke 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎵 🎶 🎵 🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁 SKA-LO-WEEN 📯 is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are RUDE 🕴️ of the BOYS!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🏃‍♀️ SkAnKiEsT 🏃 rudeboys 💁that you know will get some 🎺 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 3️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️🏁 🎷 ALL SKALLOWEEN 🎃🕸🎹 SKANKERS 😚🤜 ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️🕴️ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊CROWDKILLED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉TROMBONE 🎷 AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO BLOW SOME 💏DRACULA 💉HORNS 🎺 🎶 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👔 👟 SUITS AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀🏃 BEGGING FOR THAT 😍UP🏁 STROKE😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻 RUDIES🕴️ TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🎸 STRINGS🎸 🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS SKACTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A SKALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 RUDIE🏃‍♂️ 🕴️ 🏁 🎷

hawk-2a

[lyrics365]

Barrage of Skankers

Wanna-be’s here, and cheeseheads there, dicks give me shit abou my hair! Fuck’em all, they can blab if they want. It’s their fucking lives, we will haunt. Posuers, wankers, mersheads, the Crues. the Ratt’s, the W.A.S.P.’s. They all got sucker follo- wers that spend a high cost, I’m not here for cash, I just wanna thrash. For stupid groups like those we laugh when they all pose. I like my music…

[simonh]

nifty skankers... by Softbone Flicks

[cksmart-world]

SMART BOMB

The Completely Unnecessary News Analysis

By Christopher Smart

March 12, 2024

MIAMI BEACH: F-OFF YOU DEBAUCHING SPRING BREAKERS

Warning: All you college skankers, frat boys and sorority girls who want fun in the sun on spring break, stay away from Miami Beach! That's an order! Denizens of the seaside paradise are done with all-night street parties, stages full of half-naked female college students and not least, nudity on the beach. “This isn't working anymore. And it's not us, it's you,” says a YouTube video produced by the municipality — part of its campaign to keep spring-breakers at bay. “You just want to get drunk in public and ignore the laws.” Well, Wilson, spring break has become something of an American tradition, even a right of passage for some college students. If it's worth doin', it's worth overdoin'. Of course, there are other locales along the Florida coast and Texas gulf where partiers can let it all hang out — and these days practically anything goes, including students making sex tapes at sex parties. Yikes! Where's Marjorie Taylor Greene when you need her. Miami Beach restaurants, shops and hotels will miss out on hundreds of millions of dollars generated during the two-week annual ritual. But enough is too much. Several stampedes tore the place apart last year, now Miami Beach leaders are breaking up with spring break: Go go get ripped and shake your bootie somewhere else. And don't come back!

REPUBLICANS: WOMEN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

Not everyone had the guts to watch Alabama Republican Sen. Katie Boyd Britt deliver the rebuttal to President Joe Biden's State of the Union address. Lucky them, they may have escaped a case of PTSD — post-traumatic shit-show delirium. Or maybe it was a parody of “I Love Lucy” on LSD. ”Even Britt's GOP colleagues were baffled by her comments that veered from dramatic to breathy to smiley sweet as she highlighted the kitchen as the place women make decisions as she stirred up something very cheesy. It looked like one of those cooking shows, retorted one female colleague. If the GOP brain trust was looking to capture the suburban women vote they may have burned the casserole. Republican pollster Christine Matthews put it this way: “[I]t sends the message that Republicans are literally trying to send women back to the kitchen,” The 42-year-old mom and kitchen whiz hit all the GOP's usual talking points, adding that sex assault is the worst thing that can happen to a woman, forgetting, apparently, the man she endorsed for president, Donald Trump, was found liable for sexually assaulting writer E. Jean Carroll. “What the hell am I watching,” screeched one Tump staffer to The Guardian newspaper. No, it wasn't a Saturday Night Live skit — but it soon would be.

PENTAGON REPORT: UFO COVER-UP, WHAT UFO COVER-UP?

Hey Wilson, you know those glowing footprints you and guys in the band see after some of your late-night gigs? Well, according to a new report from the Pentagon, they aren't from space aliens. The All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) of the Department of Defense (We are not making this up.) found no evidence that extraterrestrial intelligence has visited Earth, reports The Washington Post, or that they have recovered crashed alien spacecraft and are hiding them from the public. The report has done nothing to quell conspiracy theories that the AARO has a pile of evidence on UFOs — now called “unidentified anomalous phenomena,” or UAPs — including civilian and military witness accounts. Skeptics say the government created elaborate systems to cover-up the evidence but has a secret repository of downed alien spacecraft and corpses. That brings up a serious question, Wilson: What does an alien corpse look like and does the AARO have more than one species. Do these alien corpses have two arms and two legs? Are they like ants or humanoids. Do they look like Klingons, E.T. or SpongeBob SquarePants? And what about Body Snatchers? Could Taylor Swift's body have been snatched by aliens, like Donald Sutherland. No conspiracy? Hah.

Post script — That's going to do it for another crazy week here at Smart Bomb where we keep track of Taylor Swift so you don't have to. Well, OK, that's not exactly accurate because Taylor Swift is everywhere and you're going to keep track of her whether you like it or not. Get this, Weber State, BYU and Harvard offer classes in Taylor Swift. No Wilson, we're not sure what people do in Taylor Swift class. Maybe they listen to her songs and then... we give up. News Flash — Salt Lake City made national headlines when the Weathered Waves bar posted its “No Zionists Allowed” policy. It was, of course, a reaction to the war in Gaza where 30,000 Palestinian have been killed from Israeli bombing and now they are starving to death due to blockades. A majority of them are women and children. The Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Services received a raft of complaints that Weathered Waves was discriminating — but what are the identifying features of a Zionist. It's like saying no Republicans allowed, but they don't wear bright red letters on their foreheads that say GOP, although that's not a bad idea. Not to worry, DABS has asked our intrepid attorney general, Sean Reyes, to look into it. That ought to make you feel better 'cause he's so f-ing great. Well, not exactly.

Alright Wilson, it's the perfect time to recognize those dedicated UFO watchers who track the government's efforts to coverup the aliens that keep orbiting our planet. But why the aliens just don't come down and introduce themselves is a mystery. Earth has stuff they might really enjoy, like sushi and gelato and spring break videos. So, hit it Wilson:

Woke up this morning with light in my eyes And then realized it was still dark outside It was a light coming down from the sky I don't know who or why Must be those strangers that come every night Whose saucers shaped lights put people up tight Leave blue green footprints that glow in the dark I hope they get home all right Hey Mr. Spaceman, won't you please take me along I won't do anything wrong Hey Mr. Spaceman, won't you please take me along For a ride Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared Over my window, they'd written my name Said, "So long, we'll see you again" Hey Mr. Spaceman, won't you please take me along I won't do anything wrong Hey Mr. Spaceman, won't you please take me along For a ride Hey Mr. Spaceman, won't you please take me along I won't do anything wrong Hey Mr. Spaceman, won't you please take me along For a ride

(Mr. Spaceman — The Byrds)

[sawyer-is-eepy]

got you bro

"It's SKActober 🏁 🎺 u know what that means 👀🏃‍♂️ Skanking awareness month 😯🕴️ 🎤 send this to 12 of ur closet rudeboys 🤵 🎸 that love that upstroke 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎵 🎶 🎵 🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁 SKA-LO-WEEN 📯 is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are RUDE 🕴️ of the BOYS!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🏃‍♀️ SkAnKiEsT 🏃 rudeboys 💁that you know will get some 🎺 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 3️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️🏁 🎷 ALL SKALLOWEEN 🎃🕸🎹 SKANKERS 😚🤜 ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️🕴️ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊CROWDKILLED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉TROMBONE 🎷 AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO BLOW SOME 💏DRACULA 💉HORNS 🎺 🎶 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👔 👟 SUITS AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀🏃 BEGGING FOR THAT 😍UP🏁 STROKE😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻 RUDIES🕴️ TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🎸 STRINGS🎸 🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS SKACTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A SKALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 RUDIE🏃‍♂️ 🕴️ 🏁 🎷 every year in Skactober the jack o skank🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his rudies for SKA-LO-WEEN🏁 🏁 💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Skankers or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A SKA-LO-WEEN TREAT😋🕴️ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A RUDIE WITCH BITCH🎺 😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SKANKIEST"

this one?

By the way guys happy skautumn for those who celebrate

There is a ska halloween post I want to reblog but can't find it

[machet-t-omniversal]

There was no better bond than slamming, sKanking, pulling up the fallen (so u don't trip and get trampled by boots too), climbing some moshers in front of u ( invariably, someone would scream/ask, "do u wanna go up?" And then proceed to try to throw u to the stage with more hands and shoulders helping too...since u r using them like ladders anyway 🫠)to get on stage to dive off the stage into the pit, or when moshing (the people mashed up against the stage who are where stage divers prefer to land because they/moshers are still..the skankers are circling and bouncing off the moshers and lines people are encircling the pit). great memories too of moshing and screaming lyrics with angry faces and sweating and seeing a nother angry face yelling the same condemnation then eye contact and both of us smile the biggest smiles until someone is climbing over them and a stagediver lands mostly on me and another diver kicks the other face in the head and I say, u wanna go up?! 😇🫠other than sex

[logomaco]

New Post has been published on Logomaco's World

New Post has been published on https://www.logomacosworld.com/2023/04/23/easy-skankers-live-sabaudia/

Easy Skankers live - Sabaudia 🤙

[bandnameserver]

Sober Shinpad Soccer Skankers