#skank!Kurt

[esilher]

For the Klaine Valentines Challenge 2025 Day four: Hearts Collide by Green Day

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

This might be a reach but I read a really good series called ‘Everything Means Everything’ and I was wondering if you guys knew of any fics with similar themes to that klaine story

I had to look it up as I haven't read it myself - here it is for others:

Everything means everything by orphan_account

 Since his Mom’s death, Kurt Hummel has felt like he’s been forgotten and disregarded. Then, he meets a boy with curly hair, a nose ring, and painted nails. Enter Blaine Anderson.

There is a sequel - Always with you by orphan_account

Kurt paints Blaine's nails. With feelings because this is a skank!kurt fic.

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Try our skank tab. Especially those with Blaine as badboy also. Also, option of Blaine as the skank.

Little Yellow Tags by lurkdusoleil

Kurt starts–and continues–a relationship with McKinley’s newest Skank.

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I Know You Want Into My Tight Pants by Klainersofdegrassi

Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Skank and and Badboy: What happens when they unexpectedly find themselves in bed together?

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Journey by @quizasvivamos

Badboy!Blaine and Skank!Kurt: Kurt and Blaine meet on the long-abandoned railroad tracks of a technologically advanced dystopian society. They are outcasts. With being gay comes being marked or “branded”, and they must carry the burden of the literal stigma wherever they go so that the world knows what they are. This story is about where they go when they live in a world that doesn’t want them.

*Please heed the tags. The tropes being used are done so in an unconventional way.

Swing, swing by quizavivamos

The Skanks, Kurt and Quinn, are a thing. Blaine, a bit of a bad boy, is dating that goth girl, Tina. The four best friends are fully immersed in the Emo/Scene subculture, the kids everyone at school calls emo or just plain freaks. As close-knit as a friend group can get, the couples share a lot in common: their love of choir and band, tastes in music and art, partying, going to shows and concerts, getting wasted, and—oh, yeah—each other's partners. They swap sometimes. Because it's cool, and it's hot. Besides, it's just for fun. Then, in the summer before their senior year, they take a life-altering road trip to Cleveland for Warped Tour 2005.

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Plug In Baby by mmerainbows

THIS IS NOT A FAIRYTALE FIC!

Anderberry!Siblings, Skank!Kurt, Prostitute!Kurt, Drug Use

Blaine passes by Kurt everyday on his way home, ignoring the pink haired pierced up boy to avoid the trouble that the boy seems to surround himself with. One day though, Blaine can’t avoid paying attention to Kurt, and one simple act of humanity creates enough drama that even Rachel is overwhelmed by it.

~Jen

[angelhummel]

there were too many awful suggestions to include them all but it's done!!! terrible job everyone <3

[porcelainvino]

glescendants ✨

(dedicated to @hevanderson and based off his descendants au with queen of hearts kid kurt x rapunzel kid blaine)

[autismtana]

the new directions

credit to @reelrollsweat for making the picrew template

me - finn, rachel, santana, brittany, puck, mike, tina, artie*

mel - quinn, kurt, blaine, sam

liv - mercedes

*there was no wheelchair option for artie so i gave him a cane instead

[peariote]

AFTER MIDNIGHT ꩜ .ᐟ quinn fabray x reader

character study (partially.) loved writing this. butch!reader implied, i hope my love for butches comes through. 1.75k words exactly.

Her momma always said that bad girls were the ones who ended up in nightclubs, indulging in alcohol and not God's teachings. The girls like that never found good husbands and never formed the families they were meant to. That's what she always said.

It was frequently hissed in her ear, the unfamiliar curl of the word "heretics" confusing her yet nestling unpleasantly in her mind.

Her momma made her promise she'd never become one of those girls. Would be pious, follow the Gospel, and find a God-fearing husband.

So, little Lucy Quinn Fabray, all of seven and sat on her momma's knee, did the only obvious thing when confronted with her seemingly imminent future.

She murmured a soft "yes, momma," and clutched tighter at her momma's modest yellow cardigan.

She was immediately chastised for that. There wasn't much she wasn't reprimanded for.

"Don't call me 'momma'." Her momma mother had huffed, pretty face tightening with annoyance and the hypocritical smell of alcohol on her breath. The line of her mouth thins contemplatively. "You make me feel old enough already. And don't wrinkle my clothes. I'll have to steam this. Again."

Now, some sixteen years later, here she was—going against the words she'd held as gospel for so long.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

She nervously smooths down her too-short dress, trying to tug it past her upper thigh. She's not very successful. The amount of sequins sewn onto the garment would make her father red-faced and Kurt proud. She'd know—he picked it out for her.

"Please, Quinn. You have to get this one! It'd look so good on you." Is all she remembered before having the pink silk thrown at her. She had squawked indignantly at the impact, the hanger hitting her temple and catching in her hair.

Despite her (and Santana's) protests—"Oh, you are not letting Jesus Girl wear my nice dress from Sacs!"—she ended up in the form-fitting fabric regardless.

They hadn't even bothered to accompany her, leaving her to traverse her first club alone.

Sure. She was Quinn Fabray. HBIC, Head Cheerio, ex-Skank and a generally competent person. But she was competent in Nowhere, Ohio. Or in the friendly town of college students and old people that was New Haven. Sure, it was the third biggest city in Connecticut, but it was Connecticut.

This was New York City. This was shady alleys, dark, dank corners and the widest variety of people she'd ever seen.

The people in front of her in line were two obviously gay and already intoxicated men. At eleven at night.

The person behind her? A woman so tall and in heels so high she's sure if she turned around she'd make eye contact with her stomach.

She's not used to these types of people. This type of place.

The bouncer is burlier than ninety-nine percent of guys she sees at Yale—nice Polos and slim, toned arms replaced by a regular black tee, a... leather harness and arms like boulders. He scowls where they smile, but his hands are gentler when he takes her ID than they'd been with her. Hm.

She's visually assaulted by bright lights of every color. They flash against the wall and in her eyes, periodically illuminating the people around her.

Some taller than her, some shorter. Some slim like a willow with curling limbs, others sturdy with strong hands and a solid stance. Men, women, people who's gender she can't discern, with long hair, cropped cuts or anything in between in any color she could imagine.

She doesn’t have long to take in any of this. There’s a swell of people at her back and a melting pot at her front. She’s been here before, knows the rules—acclimate or die. Same as high school.

She’s seen the movies. She knows what’s supposed to happen. She’ll walk up to the bar, order a drink, and a handsome, tall man will hop out of nowhere and pay for it. A couple months of nondescript dating, they’ll be married.

Not exactly how her mother hoped it’d happen, but she won’t be too disappointed. She’ll just be glad Quinn is married and she can finally talk about her in church without the pitying coos of other moms.

All she can think is "yeah, scratch that." when the person who saddles up next to her is not a charming, dark-haired man with dimples and is, instead, the most handsome woman she's ever seen grinning at the bartender over her shoulder.

"Yeah, Mike. She's on my tab. Thanks, man." A regular, clearly. And... not the man she expected. Not a man at all.

She'd always thought wry smiles and crooked grins were inherently smug. They'd always been on the faces of boys trying to trick their way into her skirt, thinking themselves clever.

But this grin, the one you direct at her? She likes it more than she should.

"I haven't seen you around here before." Your voice is loud, elevated over the pulsing music. You'd turned to face her, elbow on the bar and strong-looking hand under your chin.

"You're either new to the city or new to the queer scene."

...they sent her to a gay bar. She's going to wring Kurt's neck. And then apologize so he lets her stay in his apartment while she nurses this humiliation.

Is that why the bouncer was in leather?

"...yeah. I'm new to both. I'm here visiting friends." She's not used to raising her voice—it's unladylike, her mother would say. Women were to be seen, not heard. Her volume is low, too low to be heard over the deafening music.

You have to lean closer, shift and tilt your head so she can repeat herself straight into your ear. The music booms, but she swears she can hear you inhale when her hot breath brushes the cartilage. Or when she cups a bare bicep, leaning into the warmed skin.

She had to catch herself, she justifies. She definitely lost her balance.

Except for the fact that she can dance in six-inch platforms and these are only four. There's no way she'd be tripping into you, especially only one drink deep.

Speaking of dancing.

It might be the shot (or three) she'd downed while you two were conversing and laughing and flirting but she wanted to dance. She'd missed it. There isn't many places to go dancing in New Haven, and not many people she'd go with.

So she tugs your elbow, says something that's not much more than an enthusiastic, unintelligible giggle and tears off towards the floor. You stubble behind her, chuckling under your breath when she bumps into some guy. Evidently, you're better at holding your alcohol.

She knows the lessons from bible camp. She'd gone there seven years—they're practically ingrained in her psyche. The most important one, plastered on posters and said by any adult in hearing range at the Summer's End Dance?

Leave room for Jesus.

But alcohol's a funny thing. And her head's all wrong—she feels mushy.

She likes your biceps. And your hair. The ease at which she wraps in your arms, her own fingers curling around the back of your neck, is atypical of her.

And there's definitely no room for Jesus when the sturdy line of you presses right up against her.

She'd like to say it was the press of people keeping you together, but even through the intoxication she knows she's lying to herself. She likes you. It's weird. Even among cheerleaders, with teasing skirts and flouncy hair, she'd never felt... this.

The short crop of your hair is increasingly more appealing. The strength in your muscles, and the charming black slacks that hug you nicely draw her more than long, batting lashes.

There weren't people like you in Lima. A voice in her mind traitorously murmurs, sounding too much like Santana. Maybe that's why this took you so long, Q.

The beat's fast, but you're both too drunk to articulate anything more than a stationary sway.

That's fine with her. She gets to feel your arms around her waist and rest her head on your homely shoulder. The swaying motions keep her steady, stop the stumbling she's bound to do once she's out of your grip.

As songs go by, she starts to go down, down, down. Sobering up, yes, but not expecting the wave of drowsiness that comes with it. She clings to you ever tighter.

"I think I need to go home..." Is mumbled into your ear, her lilting, quiet tone laced with breathiness. It makes you shiver, and she bites back a grin. Your body shifts, supporting more of her weight to help her out of the club—hand splaying over her lower back. So she did find a gentleman tonight.

Once you both slip out of the club—though a backdoor you were totally allowed to use, ignoring the Employees Only sign—she smiles. The city air is cool, brushing over her skin and making her sigh. As you release her, she looses her footing, but is able to recover with a (still slightly tipsy) laugh.

"Get home safe, Quinn." She hears you murmur. A pleased sigh escapes her at the kiss you press to her cheek. Naturally leaning into the touch, she almost misses how you grasp her forearm—deftly scrawling a phone number in Sharpie, big enough to span the whole area.

"Call me." And then you're off. The bouncer gives you a wave as you stroll past, shooting you a grin once he catches sight of her.

Whew.

...should she call a taxi?

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

She stumbles up to Kurt's apartment door, firmly feeling the effects of the alcohol. Bracing against the doorframe, she can't help but huff as she drunkenly fumbles with the key. Not quite sober yet.

Opening the door causes her friends to freeze—Santana and Kurt being in the middle of putting up a... rainbow balloon arch?

"Oh, there's no way I was wrong. You weren't supposed to be here before morning! Why aren't you with a lady friend, Q?" Santana says, eyes narrowing with discontent at her arrival (typical) and at her... lack of a lady friend.

Santana sent her out to hookup with someone. With a woman. She tried to orchestrate her gay awakening.

She's too drunk to think about that. Or the fact that she did, in fact, have a gay awakening. She doesn't even say anything. She doesn't need to.

She just raises her forearm—dark with the digits of your phone number—and grins at the cheers she gets in response.

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

do you know any fics where kurt calls blaine “bowtie” as a nickname ?

Hi - I can't recall if there is a fic - can anyone help? ~ Jen

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ETA: Thank you so much, @jbpencilcase for finding the fic! I knew I recognized it but could not find it. Here ya go, anon! ~Lynne

Coming Through by ungoodpirate

���He’s not a bad person. He just likes people to think he is.”

All Blaine wanted to do was brave public school again after traumatic events in his past. He didn’t expect to be magnetically pulled into Kurt Hummel’s life, a boy decorated with pink hair and dark rumors. This is a story of two boys dealing with similar pasts in dissimilar ways, and finding the means to pull back their protective layers in order to open up to each other, to life, and to love.

Skank Kurt with canon Blaine.

[angelhummel]

hey i'm filling my queue back up for my screencap blog @jauntilyplacedcaps so if anyone wants to make some requests i'm all ears! can request here or on that blog (or just comment on this post idc) can be for a character, ship, episode, song, whatever you want just lmk!

[porcelainvino]

we are not immune to a silly little opposites au comic!!!

[scriv3lloirl]

WHAT'S GOOOD FUCKERS!! BEST QUARTERBACK IN THE STATE OF SHERWOOD OHIO HERE 🔥🔥🔥

I was told to make a intro or some shit. Have fun learning bout me.

(cw minor ableism ; suggestive language ; swearing)

NAME: Kurt Kelly

AGE: 17-18

PRONOUNS: Bro how many times do I gotta fill this out. I'm a fucking dude. I got a cock and balls. Was born a boy always will be a boy.

GENDER: Look above.

GENDERED TERMS: Any of you fuckers call me a chick or pretty or something, I'm beating your ass

ROLE: Uh I hold like our like ADD symptoms or some stupid ass slow people shit. Oh yeah socializing and helping us stay focused

SIGNOFF: 🏈🔵

SOURCE: Heathers (Musical)

SOURCETALK?: Sure man

FLIRTING: Hell yea, but only if your a chick. With some expectation with Ram. He's my buddy after all, we can practice on each other. But in a not gay way. Seriously. Not a faggot.

NICKNAMES: Uhhh sure?

PETNAMES: Fuck no

STATUS: Single, but looking for the perfect babe. Feel free to hit me up ladies, I'm totally ripped and super sexy and can make every time a great time if you catch my drift

SYSTEM BONDS: Nobody cus I just fucking got here

MUSIC: Source is pretty rad

LIKES: Football, Hot girls, letterman jackets, dogs, LOUD PARTIES, booze haha

DISLIKES: lame ass skanks, especially those who fuck up my flow. Oh yeah and math. Math can suck my huge cock and choke on it in a not super hot way. I fuckin hate math. And nerds. Nerds too.

TYPING QUIRK?: What the fuck does that mean.

FACECLAIM:

Me and my buddy, Ram!

[rose-of-oz]

Plot Bunny: FC: Sophia Carson, FD: Glee, Love Interest: Mercedes Jones

Charlie’s plot bunny anon, is that you? Thank you so much!! Gonna tag the Glee gang, @luucypevensie, @manyfandomocs, @ginnystilinski-reblogs, and @ginger-grimm!! <3 <3

NAME: Brianna Madrigal.

LOVE INTEREST: Mercedes Jones.

SUMMARY: There were some students in the halls of William McKinley High who didn’t even know Brianna Madrigal’s real name - to most, she was known purely as the Queen of the Skanks. She was the leader of that group of outcast girls, the one generally in charge of providing cigarettes for their hangouts under the bleachers and a space to spend time together after school, since her foster parents were rarely at home. Most of her fellow McKinley students either derided or feared her, especially with her reputation of sleeping with any boy or girl who cared to and then never acknowledging them again, but Brianna didn’t even care either way; she did what she liked, she liked who she was, and she didn’t see a point in changing for anybody. That is, until she’s blackmailed by the new glee club director into joining the group to boost their numbers, and she finds that she might have found the one person whose opinion of her she wants to change.

OTHER INFO:

Shoutout to Charlie for his boy Ashton inspiring me to make a poly bunny associated with the Skanks! They really do deserve more attention.

Basically Brianna has had the odds stacked against her since she was little - she’s been in the foster system since she was just little and had to move around families quite a bit, which has messed with her education - so she’s just given up caring what anyone else thinks or if they care about her, just doing what she wants and getting with anybody who will make her feel good. But then Will catches her pulling the school’s fire alarm as part of a prank and threatens detention for the rest of the school year unless she joins the glee club, and, as happens with the New Directions, being part of the club starts to change her life.

She basically starts off barely participating and flirting with every single club member - except for Kurt of course, because she may be a bitch but she’s not an asshole - but Mercedes is pretty much the only one who actually makes an effort to befriend her, which she’s not at all used to outside of the Skanks. They’re a major slow burn, especially because Mercedes won’t date her until she actually starts taking care of herself and trying in school, but they love each other so much.

Brianna never stops being friends with the other Skanks, even as she kind of moves on from being the leader of the group, and she plays a big part in trying to get Quinn to stop hanging out with them because as much as she loves her girls and would never judge the way they are, Quinn does not belong with them.

Brianna also starts participating and showing off more in glee club, and it’s kind of a big shock to everyone when she actually turns out to be really good. (Rachel, predictably, isn’t at all happy about it, but Brianna pays zero attention to what “that tiny snot-nosed bitch” thinks.)

send me a fandom and a faceclaim/love interest and i’ll make an oc!!

[fool-counter]

September first, 1989, dear diary...

I believe I'm a good person

You know, I think there's good in everyone, but here we are first day of senior year

I look around at these kids I've known all my life and

I ask myself: What happened?

(Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-Eyes! Poser! Lard Ass!)

We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased

(Freak! Slut! Loser! Sh—s!)

Singing and clapping

Laughing and napping

Baking cookies, eating paste

(Bull-d—! Stuck-up! Hunchback!)

Then we got bigger

That was the trigger

Like the Huns invading Rome

Sorry!

Welcome to my school

This ain't no high school

This is the Thunderdome

Hold your breath

And count the days

We're graduating soon

(White trash!)

College will be paradise

If I'm not dead by June!

But I know, I know, life can be beautiful

I pray, I pray for a better way

If we changed back then

We could change again

We can be beautiful

Ow!

Just not today

Hey, are you okay?

Get away, nerd

(Freak! Slut! Cr—le! Homo! Homo! Homo!)

Things will get better

Soon as my letter

Comes from Yale, or Duke, or Brown

Awake from this coma

Take my diploma

Then I can blow this town

Dream of ivy-covered walls

And smoky French cafes

(Watch it!)

Fight the urge to strike a match and send this dump ablaze!

Ooops

Ram Sweeney, third year as linebacker

And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick!

What did you say to me skank?

Aaah, nothing!

But I know, I know, I know

Life can be beautiful

I pray, I pray

For a better way

We were kind before

We can be kind once more

We can be beautiful

Ah! Hey Martha

Hey

Martha Dumpstock

My best friend since diapers

Are we on for movie night?

Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail

I rented The Princess Bride

Hohoho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized right now?

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending

Martha Dumptruck! Wide load!

Kurt Kelly, quarterback, will receive a full scholarship from the University of "dude let's get wasted and light our farts on fire" he is the smartest guy on the football team

Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Hey! Pick that up right now!

I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

Yes, I am, I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend?

You're a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant

You got a zit right there

Dear Diary

(Why~)

Why do they hate me?

Why don't I fight back?

Why do I act like such a creep?

(Why~)

Why won't he date me?

Why did I hit him?

Why do I cry myself to sleep?

(Why~!)

Students

Somebody hug me!

Somebody fix me!

Somebody save me!

Send me a sign, God!

Give me some hope here!

Something to live for!

Ah! Heather, Heather, and Heather!

And then there's the Heathers, they float above it all

I love Heather, Heather, and Heather

Heather McNamara, head cheerleader, her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings

I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather!

Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, no discernible personality,

But her mom did pay for implants

I want Heather, Heather, and Heather!

And Heather Chandler, the almighty

She is a mythic bitch

They are solid Teflon

Never bothered, never harassed

I would give anything to be like that

I'd like to be their boyfriend

That would be beautiful!

If I sat at their table, guys would notice me

So beautiful!

I'd like them to be nicer

That would be beautiful!

I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse

And leave her tied up for the rats!

....That's not so beautiful!

Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87

Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather

Yeah, Heather, maybe I should

Ah, Heather and Heather and Heather

Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting

You're late for class

Heather wasn't feeling well, we're helping her

Not without a hall pass you're not. Week's detention

Actually, Miss Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass

Yearbook committee

I see you're all listed

Hurry up and get where you're going

This is an excellent forgery

Who are you?

Veronica Sawyer

I crave a boon

What boon?

Hm, let me sit at your table at lunch

Just once

No talking necessary

If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone

Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes

How about prescriptions?

Shut up, Heather

Yeah! Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast, Heather?

Sorry, Heather

For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure

And a symmetrical face

If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull I'd have matching halves

That's very important

Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds

And you know, you know, you know?

This could be beautiful

Mascara, maybe some lip gloss

And we're on our way

Get this girl some blush

And Heather, I need your brush

Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Make her beautiful

Okay?

Okay!

Out of my way geek!

I don't want trouble

You're gonna die at 3PM!

Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

What'd I ever do to them?

Who could survive this?

I can't escape this!

I think I'm dying!

Who's that with Heather?

Whoa. Heather, Heather, Heather

And someone!

Heather, Heather, Heather

And a babe!

Heather, Heather, Heather

Veronica?!

Veronica, Veronica, Veronica

And you know

You know, you know

Life can be beautiful

You hope, you dream, you pray

And you get your way!

Ask me how it feels

Wearin' these rad ass heels!

My God, it's beautiful!

I might be beautiful

And when you're beautiful

It's a beautiful frickin' day!

Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!

Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!

September first, 1989, dear diary...

I believe I'm a good person

You know, I think there's good in everyone, but here we are first day of senior year

I look around at these kids I've known all my life and

I ask myself: What happened?

(Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-Eyes! Poser! Lard Ass!)

We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased

(Freak! Slut! Loser! Sh—s!)

Singing and clapping

Laughing and napping

Baking cookies, eating paste

(Bull-d—! Stuck-up! Hunchback!)

Then we got bigger

That was the trigger

Like the Huns invading Rome

Sorry!

Welcome to my school

This ain't no high school

This is the Thunderdome

Hold your breath

And count the days

We're graduating soon

(White trash!)

College will be paradise

If I'm not dead by June!

But I know, I know, life can be beautiful

I pray, I pray for a better way

If we changed back then

We could change again

We can be beautiful

Ow!

Just not today

Hey, are you okay?

Get away, nerd

(Freak! Slut! Cr—le! Homo! Homo! Homo!)

Things will get better

Soon as my letter

Comes from Yale, or Duke, or Brown

Awake from this coma

Take my diploma

Then I can blow this town

Dream of ivy-covered walls

And smoky French cafes

(Watch it!)

Fight the urge to strike a match and send this dump ablaze!

Ooops

Ram Sweeney, third year as linebacker

And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick!

What did you say to me skank?

Aaah, nothing!

But I know, I know, I know

Life can be beautiful

I pray, I pray

For a better way

We were kind before

We can be kind once more

We can be beautiful

Ah! Hey Martha

Hey

Martha Dumpstock

My best friend since diapers

Are we on for movie night?

Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail

I rented The Princess Bride

Hohoho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized right now?

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending

Martha Dumptruck! Wide load!

Kurt Kelly, quarterback, will receive a full scholarship from the University of "dude let's get wasted and light our farts on fire" he is the smartest guy on the football team

Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Hey! Pick that up right now!

I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

Yes, I am, I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend?

You're a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant

You got a zit right there

Dear Diary

(Why~)

Why do they hate me?

Why don't I fight back?

Why do I act like such a creep?

(Why~)

Why won't he date me?

Why did I hit him?

Why do I cry myself to sleep?

(Why~!)

Students

Somebody hug me!

Somebody fix me!

Somebody save me!

Send me a sign, God!

Give me some hope here!

Something to live for!

Ah! Heather, Heather, and Heather!

And then there's the Heathers, they float above it all

I love Heather, Heather, and Heather

Heather McNamara, head cheerleader, her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings

I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather!

Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, no discernible personality,

But her mom did pay for implants

I want Heather, Heather, and Heather!

And Heather Chandler, the almighty

She is a mythic bitch

They are solid Teflon

Never bothered, never harassed

I would give anything to be like that

I'd like to be their boyfriend

That would be beautiful!

If I sat at their table, guys would notice me

So beautiful!

I'd like them to be nicer

That would be beautiful!

I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse

And leave her tied up for the rats!

....That's not so beautiful!

Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87

Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather

Yeah, Heather, maybe I should

Ah, Heather and Heather and Heather

Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting

You're late for class

Heather wasn't feeling well, we're helping her

Not without a hall pass you're not. Week's detention

Actually, Miss Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass

Yearbook committee

I see you're all listed

Hurry up and get where you're going

This is an excellent forgery

Who are you?

Veronica Sawyer

I crave a boon

What boon?

Hm, let me sit at your table at lunch

Just once

No talking necessary

If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone

Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes

How about prescriptions?

Shut up, Heather

Yeah! Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast, Heather?

Sorry, Heather

For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure

And a symmetrical face

If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull I'd have matching halves

That's very important

Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds

And you know, you know, you know?

This could be beautiful

Mascara, maybe some lip gloss

And we're on our way

Get this girl some blush

And Heather, I need your brush

Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Make her beautiful

Okay?

Okay!

Out of my way geek!

I don't want trouble

You're gonna die at 3PM!

Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

What'd I ever do to them?

Who could survive this?

I can't escape this!

I think I'm dying!

Who's that with Heather?

Whoa. Heather, Heather, Heather

And someone!

Heather, Heather, Heather

And a babe!

Heather, Heather, Heather

Veronica?!

Veronica, Veronica, Veronica

And you know

You know, you know

Life can be beautiful

You hope, you dream, you pray

And you get your way!

Ask me how it feels

Wearin' these rad ass heels!

My God, it's beautiful!

I might be beautiful

And when you're beautiful

It's a beautiful frickin' day!

Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!

Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!

fool count: 36

beautiful... beautifool... it all starts to blend together after a while...

[daisyishedwig]

I was tagged by @bitbybitwrites, so here are some of my current WIPs to ask me about if you like.

Partially Published WIPs

(Sebklaine) A Place to Call Home - In a matter of days Blaine's whole world falls apart and everything he does to try and stay afloat only seems to make matters worse. A call to Sebastian Smythe is his last resort, and maybe the one that actually starts to make things better.

(Seblaine) when you hold me, it holds me together - When Sebastian's father finds out about the Skank persona he puts on when not at home, he takes it as a personal insult against the Smythe name. Blaine is forced to take Sebastian to the last place he wants to be, to get him help in the aftermath - the Hudmel house. Sebastian finally gets to meet Kurt and starts to get answers about Blaine, and the past he's running away from.

(Seblaine) like it hasn't been forever - When Blaine starts hanging out at Sebastian's favorite coffee shop, Sebastian worries about a confrontation brewing between the two of them. He doesn't expect a very lonely Blaine to be the one to rekindle their friendship or the consequences that will come when the connection between them shows it never faded, and Kurt is hundreds of miles from Ohio.

(Klaine) I will give the world to you - Last New Year's Eve, Kurt Hummel was living in Brooklyn with his husband and teenage son. This year, he's in Ohio, widowed, and struggling to keep afloat with the weight of being a single parent. But when Sam invites him to a New Year's party at Blaine Anderson's house, he might just see a haven in the storm.

(Seblaine) still look like mine - Blaine and Sebastian broke up nearly two years ago. But for whatever reason they can’t seem to stay apart for long, continuously falling back into each other's beds, no matter how risky they know it to be for their hearts.

(Seblaine) Most Things In Between - When Blaine Anderson is given the option between spending his senior year in a juvenile detention center or at Dalton Academy for Troubled Boys, he chooses the latter but expects to end up in juvie within a month. He certainly doesn’t expect to find something at Daton that makes him want to stay.

Unpublished WIPs

(Hevans) will you still like me in a hundred years (working title) - Season 2 AU where Sam is actually queer and realizes it because of how much he likes being around Kurt. Kurt and Blaine meet, Kurt doesn't transfer to Dalton, but Blaine still ends up falling for him and pining.

(Klaine) throw my heart overboard - A sequel to will you still like me in a hundred years , set during the summer between seasons 2 and 3. Kurt and Sam break up due to the long distance and the uncertainty as to whether he'll ever move back to Lima. Kurt and Blaine end up in a messy Summer fling, Kurt not ready for a new relationship and Blaine just desperate to be with Kurt in any way that he can.

(Seblaine, Hevans) i would take the mess you leave - A sequel to will you still like me in a hundred years and throw my heart overboard, set during season 3. Kurt and Blaine breakup when Blaine starts talking about transferring to McKinley to be with him and Kurt realizes Blaine's heart is far more invested in this relationship than he is. While Blaine is still licking his wounds and in need of a distraction, Sebastian Smythe transfers to Dalton, and doesn't need any persuasion to fill that need. Feelings deepen quickly between the two, but neither is prepared to deal with what it means for their casual relationship. When Sam transfers back, he expects Kurt to immediately take him back, but Kurt is still wary of what will happen when he moves to New York after graduation and Sam is still in Ohio.

(Seblaine) - i can change my name OR Mr. Smythe (working titles) - A Mrs. Winterbourne AU. Blaine Anderson boards a train to Boston not entirely sure what he’s going to do once he gets there. All he knows is that he has less than a thousand dollars in his bank account, his two month old nephew in a carrier, and the sound of his father’s voice telling him not to come home. On the train he meets Barry and Devon Smythe, a newlywed couple returning to the states with their recently adopted child to meet Barry’s family for the first time. But when the train crashes and Blaine awakes in the hospital to find out that he and his nephew have been mistaken for Devon Smythe and his child, he gets sucked into a whirlwind of lies trying to do what’s best by the child he doesn’t have the money to raise and Barry’s grieving family. But Barry’s twin brother Sebastian doesn’t trust that Blaine is really who he says he is, he just doesn’t know how to prove it.

Oh boy I'm not sure who to tag. Let's say @kurtsascot, @annepi-blog, @lusthurts, @imogenlefay, @wowbright, @missmannu, @backslashdelta, @cryscendo and anyone else who wants to participate

[mynonah]

Make sure to check out the full version on AO3! ;)

Dear @snarkyhag, I'm not your Secret Santa this year, but the Elves at the North Pole thought you deserved something to make the waiting time for your actual present a little more pleasant.😉 @klainesecretsanta2024 And Because Tumblr was blushing too much, I had to put the complet drawing with the lower part on AO3 …

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

i cant find a fic or remember the name of it so if you can please help!

i think blaine was new and kurt was a skank, they had to work together in french and kurt kept calling blaine bow tie but in french. idk if i’m mixing fics up now but i’m pretty sure mercedes and kurt were friends before whatever happened that made kurt become a skank and blaine helped mercedes become friends with kurt again and the three of them would have lunch in some secret hideout kurt found. sorry everything i can remember is quite random, hopefully someone’s knows what fic im on about. thank you!

I can't find a fic with this particular premise, perhaps someone can identify it? In the meantime theres's hundreds of skank!KurtHummell on Ao3 and have a look at our skank!Kurt tab. ~Jen