#sjonnie liveblogs beat sheet

[castielsprostate]

i have approximately 100 posts left!!! you know what that means: BEAT SHEET TIME!!!!!!

and judging by the first.. the first lines. oh. oh i, tumblr user castielsprostate, sjonnie, am going to hate enjoy every second of this <3

[trannydean-moved]

reading beat sheet because everyone else is doing that rn + sjonnie said i should. if i liveblogged this it'd just be me questioning everything dean says

[castielsprostate]

BEAT SHEET!! BEAT SHEET!! CHAPTER 4 BESTIES!!!!! STARTING A NEW LIVEBLOG THREAD <3

[castielsprostate]

OKAY IM BACK!!! I GOT A SNACKY AND A DRINKY AND IM BACK TO BEAT SHEET <3

[castielsprostate]

Sjonnieeeee you gotta read beat sheet oh my god

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19258594/chapters/45800209

JSJSJSJSJSJS I WILL!!!!!!! im gonna start it tonight!!!!!!! and I'll try and liveblog it!!!!

[castielsprostate]

NOVEMBER BESTIES!!!!! NOVEMBER!!!!!!

i.... forgot who jamie is SJSJSJJS WAIT..OH JAIME

SCREAM no shit girlie. you are so better off with. well anyone else really LMAO.

right, you're just stuffed away on the top shelf of the closet, bestie <3

just say he can't get it up, love, we understand

“It’s only kinda your fault,” JAIMIE SCREAM. girl yeah. right.

jsjsjsjsjss sibling behaviour

we're you two even together tho, dean???like. yknow. if you were i mean. YOU KNOW.

HIS SNAPBACK COLLECTION SJSJSJSJJSJ SCREAM

oh :(

he.... he wears glasses. hold on. dean wears GLASSES in this fic????? with snapbacks, slides.. weed socks... losing my mind

ohhh 🥺🥺

oh grief </3

SCREAM

ohhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺

oh 🥺🥺

"weird thing" riiiiight..........

SCREECHING HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT HE DID NOT JUST SAY SPIDER MONKEY OH MY GOD THIS. THIS IS LITERATURE.

oh god repressed small talk.

JSSJSJSJSJSJSJS

SCREAMING CASTIEEEL SSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJ EAT HIS ASS

oh

SJJSJSJSJSJSJS DEAN STOP IT. sex haver. with women

of COURSE he lives in the rich neighborhood. of COURSE.

he. you know i SOMETIMES drive without shoes. and very rarely drive with slides on. he drives.... in flipflops. he drives BABY. IN FLIPFLOPS. FLIPFLOPS.

ooOooOOOoo the hot sexy bad guy probably.. has shit parents actually <3

i mean. technically. the time in the library i mean... whatever.

'im not gay' that's right baby, you are bisexual <3 hope this helps

4.0 GPA but still so fucking dumb huh

CAS.

you think dean will keep on the socks during sex? he keeps on the shoes/flipflops when jerking it. he keeps socks on during sex.

you know for a straight guy.............

okay.

dean you're freaked out over a car??? not??? not whatever is happening???? okay. right. okay. the civic is the issue here i see uhuh.

we're being so. non crisis about this. there's 8 chapters left hello?????

NOT THE SPIT LUBE. NOT. THE. SPIT. LUBE.

TF YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE LUBE MOTORCYCLE BOY?????? WHAT THE FUCK????????????????

I'll give dean the fact that he's a very good lover <3

kissing.... after.. okay. right. yeah. such a straight man... why am i ha

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... the jizz stain did it huh

SCREAMING. AS IF YOU MIND SJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJHSJ

im. even im confused now actually

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[castielsprostate]

dean sits

i have approximately 100 posts left!!! you know what that means: BEAT SHEET TIME!!!!!!

and judging by the first.. the first lines. oh. oh i, tumblr user castielsprostate, sjonnie, am going to hate enjoy every second of this <3

[castielsprostate]

okay back now sjsjsj this poor man 😭😭

SCREAM

SCREAMING AT THE NURSE ZJSNSNSJJZBZ DO IT insane woman

WE JUST SKIP THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL SCENE?????? HELLO???????

THERE'S AN EMOJI!!!!! A YELLOW EMOJI!!!! BURN IT!!!!!!!! NOT IN MY AO3 FIC

hm. hmm.

NEXT CHAPTER BABES!!!!!!!! SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!

this.

this is what i see when he says dressiest flipflops by the way.

I'd like to mention that the way the playboy poster was introduced. IT WAS. suddenly there. also why is it always a tartan couch????

oh the lotion

is he. is he jerking off with shoes on?? he's jerking off with shoes on?

oh he definitely has sex with women alright. just keeping thinking about a shirtless man of who's hand you broke whilst you're jerking off with shoes on <3 repressed boy

is he. is he serious? he's serious. heS SERIOUS?????? oh my god

oh my god.

don't thank the poster. she didn't have anything to do with this and you know it.

man. these people throw so many parties. and Dean's like. 25 ? how??

lydia, fuck a non repressed homosexual, you'll get more out of it <3

SJSJSJ OF COURSE.

gay man. straight sex. these two things don't spark joy when they're in the same sentence.

oh.

oh my god.

that's so many ands

that lasted 3 seconds.

lydia SLAY

that was uhm. something. you know. i never thought i would be reading straight sex on a Wednesday night in the year of our lord 2023 but. well.

i have approximately 100 posts left!!! you know what that means: BEAT SHEET TIME!!!!!!

and judging by the first.. the first lines. oh. oh i, tumblr user castielsprostate, sjonnie, am going to hate enjoy every second of this <3

[castielsprostate]

---- WELCOME BACK!!! ----

oh god

it's . NOON. you are a COLLEGE STUDENT. oh my GOD.

oh my goddddddd

im still a gay man. i cannot. I CANNOT. AOIGH

oh boy i sure think this is going to go well and he definitely doesn't have to think about casti

SCREAMING. that was actually way better never mind

oh my god does this guy do anything other than fuck????????????? he is IN HIS TWENTIES?????

now this i can understand. this is my language.

oh hhihihihi

i just realised im sat next to my fucking mum SjsjsjsnsjsjJSJSSJSJ ACTUALLY GUYs.

light ch-ch-ch-CHOKING?????

SJJSSJSJSJSJSJSJS what a thought to have

god dean. you are in for a RIDE my man.

OH OH OH!!!! IT'S ALLEY MAN IS IT NOT???? IT'S ALLEY MAN

riiiiight... mhm

JSJSSJSJSJSJSJSJJSJSS SCREAMING SO WERE RIGJT BACK INTO IT I SEE KSJSJSKSKS

subtle dean. SCREAM. but suuuubtle

sjsjjsjs he's just okay with this. obsessed

NIPPLES!

i want to unread that sentence.

bet you are, motorcycle boy

he. I TOLD YOU HE WOULD KEEP HIS SOCKS ON DURING SEX. I TOLD YOU SO. hold on and. and his snapb. right. I don't. no.

ugh consent and communication is so fucking hot

awew man come onnnn!!!! let him give you a hickey man!

"you're gay you must have a scarf i can borrow" bitch. real tho.

SJJSSJJSJSJSJSSJSJSJS

on. ON THE COUCH????? i am hitting them with newspapers.

hot

is there by ANY chance. ANY. a castiel PoV sjsjsjsjsj. castiel beat sheet. because that. NOW THAT. i would LOVE to read.

SJSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSNSN is this. is this hate fucking? no right? kinda? no? i don't know what kinda fucking this classifies as actually nevermind.

"it would be good" ← favourite line.

also is dean just??? fine with this??? he's just??? he's??? yeah okay.

oh castiel you are fucking NASTY. what the FUCK man. im starting to believe dean that there is something wrong with you who DOES that oh my god. jizz couch.

*

im betting 10 pence that they're gonna fuck during Thanksgiving.

maine?

SJJSSJS scream

uhuh none. uh. 10 pence dean is gonn

of course Castiel would bring a suitcase

HA

HA SJSJSJSJSJ

oh a yacht. always wanted to be on one of those actually.

ELLEN!!!!!! <3

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[castielsprostate]

---- back baby!!! ----

i love bobbys ratty fishing cap. at least it's not a snapback SJSJDJSJ

hmmmm

i think beat sheet dean would look great in a cherry bikini actually

snapback!

SCREAM. at both of those paragraphs actually.

He winks.

SJSJSJSJSJ SAMMY!!!!!!!

oh my god dean

he'd leak on those carpets tho.

oh. 🥺 dean is. oh🥺🥺

SJSJJSJSJSJSJJS DEAN IM SCREAMING ACTUALLY

hehe... wing

i love that visual actually. that would make a great 500 piece puzzle

why would. okay hold on. google jesus bunny (nevermind)

i. yes actually, Ellen, i agree

im starting to love the descriptions.of the socks dean wears more and more actually. what a treat. may the foot be with you haha im putting a bullet thro

SJJJSSJSJJSJSJSJSJSJJJSJSJSJSJ

SCREAMING . these poor people

dean 🥺

TAKE THE FUCKING SNAPBACK OFF I PRAY TO GOD

oh cas <3 and dean of course.

oh they're catching the gay little feelsies hihihihih

oh :(

oh this is. this is really soft actually. oh 🥺

JSJSJSJSJSSJ oh

this is so incredibly fluffy. im getting a toothache.

hmmmmmmm.....

SJJSJSJSSJSJ scream

they're flirting. they're actually flirting. in chapter 4. there's 8 chapters left. i am unwell

HEY. HEY YOU SAID!

deans so.... fine and cool and chill.... about it all......... that crisis is going to be a flood i tell you. but cheers 🥂

jsjsjsjsjsj i love that actually

NIPPLE

oh my god he's repressed. 🙄

TELL HIM CASTIEL!!!!!!!! HE STARTED IT!!!!!!!!! THIS AINT YOUR FAULT BABY THIS!!!!! AINT!!!!! YOUR!!!!!! FAULT!!!!!!!

kissing a man? fine. feeling him up? fine. basically sex with a man? fine. gay??? BANNED.

SCREAM

oh baby. :( hmmmmm

*

BOBBY ILY!!!!! <3

you know. dean. first Castiel's hand... Charlie's ankle..... yknow.

is this the first time Dean's education major was mentioned JSJSSJSJSJSJ or am i this unobservant sjsjsjsjsjsj

sjjsjsjsjjsjssj

i think i know what dean is hold on

^

dean is having that post gay sex glow

JSSJSJSSJJSJSSJSJSJ SCREAM

outside huh. also going for a motorcycle drive in november is insane actually, i agree with dean here

hehehehe screaming. this is. you know.

AVIATORS!!!!!!

hold on...

OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING HOT THO why am i har

AUTHOR. AUTHOR DERIVED US FROM A MOTORCYCLE SCENE???? OH MY GOD. JAIL. JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.

ouagh he COOKS. fuck.

of course he's that kinda cook.

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[castielsprostate]

oh no he's repressed. jos right. wah wah.

oh god spending a night at home is a MILLION times better than partying hands down!!!!!

you know. no im not gonna say it actually.

casteel deserves shotgun <3

dean what the fuck man sjjsj

Charlie is just like me fr small bladder gang <3

"i was having sex. with a woman." you know.

oh no he's repressed

Charlie is just like me fr

sjsjsjsjsjs that's so dry i love it

safe driving is so fucking hot

awww sammy <3

TWO HUNDRED?????????

oh god he's repressed

SCREAM cas ilysm . get rekt winchester

dean i swear to god im going to shove a football down your throat if you're gonna keep being mean to cas!!!!!!!!! HE'S LITERALLY!!!!! SO KIND RN!!! he just wanted to return your phone man

im

i need a moment. i need a long. LONG. moment. i didn't see that coming.

i have approximately 100 posts left!!! you know what that means: BEAT SHEET TIME!!!!!!

and judging by the first.. the first lines. oh. oh i, tumblr user castielsprostate, sjonnie, am going to hate enjoy every second of this <3

[castielsprostate]

--- snack break over!!! ---

oh my god of course. what a WONDERFUL idea castiel there's no way this could backfire and send dean into a crisis further

is charlie watching this seeing now? this feels like something charlie should be seeing right now.

dean is SO into this SJSJSJSJS

nIPPLE??????????

HELLO?????? THIS????? THIS IS OUTSIDE?????? AT NIGHT????? IN OCTOBER???????????

oh my god gay sex

why am i har

THIS WEEKS SESSION IM SCREAMING

dean don't forget to no homo

ask me when im sober SCREAM

dean wearing jeans??? in my beat sheet????

scream

WOOF

when's Thanksgiving again??? isn't that in September?????

jsjsjsjsjsn hiiiii victor <3

dean has a lot of gay sex tonight i see

SJSJSJSSSJSJSSJSJS

oh hey casteels broken hand

KkssjsjskSJSJSJSJSJSJSJ SCREAMING I LOVE THE NURSE

dean you cant. DEAN. oh my god. he's gone. hes done for. he's already in gay love.

^^^^^ this chapter was fun as FUCK jsjssjsjjssjsj <3 see you onnnnnn sunday!!! for chapter 4 and 5! <3 hopefully my commentary is still funny sjsjjsjs i am BEAT (Ha) today sjsjjdjsj

i have approximately 100 posts left!!! you know what that means: BEAT SHEET TIME!!!!!!

and judging by the first.. the first lines. oh. oh i, tumblr user castielsprostate, sjonnie, am going to hate enjoy every second of this <3

[castielsprostate]

staring this one off with zzzzzzzzzzzz

dean you've. you've had 4 conversations with this man that lasted less than 10 minutes each in which one you BROKE HIS HAND. you've exchanged less than 100 words total. and he's. he's your enemy.

i. you know. dean you're. you decide to ask about the winter. and then. his hand. that you crushed. not even 2 weeks ago. less than a week ago. actually has it. has it been 2 days?? it's been 2 days.

was that gay sex?

that is true.

why are there SO MANY PARTIES???????????????

[INTERLUDE]

i had made a ton of notes from 'the first half of the year there's always more parties' up to the 'i guess' line but Tumblr decided to NOT save it and im very sleeby and sad about it and then i found out dex's dad saw my garth knots post and . i will just pick up where i left off instead and type out what i can remember before i do so <3 blame Tumblr!!!!

[INTERLUDE OVER]

of course he'd wear weed socks. of course.

dean. if castiel offers to shotgun you you say yes, please, thank you sir and you take it like it's gods gift.

you know. YOU KNOW.

he wore close toed shoes. wow.

oh no.

i do love me some wet and chilly nights

arthur ketch is that you?????????

you can't be gay, you ride a motorcycle!

dean you threw up on a guy after he told you he was gay, that's homophobic.

SLAY AARON!!

dean. if you just. JUST. WORE JEANS. OR SHORTS. your outfit would be FINE. INSTEAD. you go out looking like. well.

"would you do me?" no.

'i guess'. SLAY CASTIEL.

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i mean. they. they did 'talk'. i guess.

how many joints does this guy have??

oh cas baby<3.

'Dean takes a drink. “You made fun of my shoes the first day we met.”' YOU KNOW. this is about the flip flops.

oh castiel. offering your jacket already?? you fell for that??? oh man.

SCREAM

oh yeah definitely. this is something you do with your buddy pal friends. yes. and definitely not something you do with the women. you have straight sex with.

hELLO????

im

you know.

HOW MANY GODDAMN PARTIES CAN THERE BE IN A WEEK???????????????

oh my GOD

"the sleeping part." castiel i love you

google what is bristly (adjective (of hair or foliage) having a stiff and prickly texture.)

THE QUESTION DOES APPLY YOU PUSSY

"hit me" i will <3

riiiiiiiiiiiiight. he's just curious you guys!!! bi-cu *chokes*

i swear to god if my poor gay eyes are going to have to read another ~very~ straight sex scene.

what the fuck is that outfit.

good for casti- SCREAMING

how is dean so normal about this

you. you sat on the armrest of a couch for. multiple die-hard movies. you sAt. ON THE ARMREST OF A COUCH. FOR HOURS?? <- scratch whatever I said. he's insane about it.

he what now

i

you're just.

this is. this is most certainly. something. why am i getting ha

DEAN YOU ARE BULLYING THIS MAN.

oh yeah! so straight!!!!!!! what the fuck

"so? im an ally." dean that is. THAT. you know what.

there...there were other people there?????? besides those three on the couch??????????????

IM SCREAMING AT THIS CONVERSATION.

congratulations to castiel!

it's sO straight to press. a hand. to your. friend buddy pals chest.yes. straight. sex with women straight!

castiel i love that you have a functioning brain.

dean.

DO I HAVE TO READ ABOUT STRAIGHT SEX AGAIN??????

im crying actually

he actually. HE ACTUALLY. okay.

i have approximately 100 posts left!!! you know what that means: BEAT SHEET TIME!!!!!!

and judging by the first.. the first lines. oh. oh i, tumblr user castielsprostate, sjonnie, am going to hate enjoy every second of this <3

[castielsprostate]

---- my nosebleed stopped! i think ----

oh they're gonna cook together. my favourite trope <3

OH MY GOD CASTIEL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK YES!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT SM

JSJSJSJSJSJ haha

ugh i love cook!dean

<3 🥺 oh dean

"someone made a funny" okay.

SLAY BOBBY

*

i REALLY like dean and Sam's sibling dynamic in this fic omg

^ fav line SJSJSJSJSN slay Sam

hmmm....

oh sammy bringing up cas heehhe....

yeah remember when you puked on him? i think we established that <3

JSJSJSJSJSSJ deflect it all you want repressed boy

"he's just a dude. drives a civic" what a description. of course you're gonna leave out the fact you broke his hand, cyberstalked him, jizzed on his cou

sjsjsj of course

CASTIEL IM SCREAMING

eggplant emoji

three eggplant emojis

eggplant emoji?

oh my GOD hihihiji

oh my GOD IN BABY!?????!?!?! OH MY god

im betting that bobby or jo is the first one to figure this all out <3

huh. HUH. huh.

oh my FUCKING GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING HOT ACTUALLY

why am i ha

consent is so fucking hot. i am confused. it's hot tho

oh my god you filthy minx

yell.

JSJSSJJSSJSJ MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTER!!!!!!!

oh my goddddddd

he's already learning signs JESUS CHRIST.

SJSJSJSJSJSJSJSNSN SCREAMING YOU CUNT

SLAY CAS

MORE????? FOR REAL???????? OH LORD

cas is right <3 sooooo romantic <3

JSJSJSSKSKSKK SCREAMINg they're literally gone for each other already istg

*

SCREAM DEAN

SJJSSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJ i love these dynamics so much

SNAPBACK!

JSJSJSJSJSJSSJ oh my lord. this is a mess

oh they're cooking again 🥺🥺

CASTIEL OH MY GOD YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONE

actually. it's. it's so unbelievable it's believable castiel this might work

JSJSJSJSSJSJSJ SCREAMING

castiel did not sleep did he. he just thought about that all night. didn't he. oh my god

CASTIEL NOW GETS TO GIVE HIM HICKIES????? OH MY FUCKIN GOD WHAT

french castiel would make me cream my pants

AND KISSES HIM BACK!!!!! SCREAMSIES

oh my god <3 i absolutely loved this so much. their dynamics and everything. GOD. obSESSED. oh my GOD. wowies. genuinely the people that got me to read this: ily sm. this is. I LOVE IT.

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