#sitting on someone's lap

[sexlapis]

obsessed with the idea of nanami just putting you on his lap whenever he gets the chance 💭

watching tv? you’re on his lap watching whatever he’s watching. working at his desk in his office? you’re on his lap watching him scribbling all over random paper work you couldn’t care less about. you’re playing video games? you’re on his lap just because he wants to watch you play the game you like spending his money on. you’re on the phone? he’s putting you one his lap, so now you’re both on the phone. you’re doing work? yeah, you’re on his lap and his chin is looking over your shoulder to admire your writing. you just got back from work? he’s putting you in his lap and listening to you talk about your boss and annoying coworkers.

just nanami putting you on his lap whenever he wants to!

ps i made a little fic abt it <3

[gongyussy]

why are you as a man smiling like that at your temporary teammate who the nhl ships you with....

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

does mafioso stanley get along just fine with pigeon lee?? are they besties??

They do get along well!

Lee is a regular rock dove, and Fidds is a Mourning Dove :)

Fun fact: This Lee isn't the first Lee! He is, in fact, the 20th or so generation of "Lee" Ford has ever owned. Ford takes care of a lot of pigeons, and unfortunately, not all of them live very long. Pigeons can live up to 15 years if well taken care of, but the average lifespan of street doves is two to three years, due to unhealthy living conditions or other external causes (human related accidents, injury etc...)

Even though Ford really tries his best to treat his pigeons the best he can, sometimes their deaths are out of his control, and it's a little hard to keep them healthy when you live in the streets.

However, the Lee we have now is Ford's longest surviving pigeon, having just reached 10 years of age! It's a huge sign of trust for Ford to let someone else touch Lee. He's very protective!

[spourtneys]

Spencer going :3 for this entire video.... this is HIS time with the girls

[princess-kittyxoxo]

i deserve to be groped

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[d0llkiss]

[ryllen]

When he saved me on Glorious Masquerade, I finally understand why people like him (so thoughtful huhu .. TT TT)

[wolverinesprincess]

if you asked me about old man logan, i’d tell you that i love him and i think he’s handsome.

but if you asked me on a deeper level…

i’d tell you i’ve never been this feral over a man before. i’d let him do unspeakable things to me. take me in every way possible. till he’s 90? no we’re never stopping. he’s so fucking sexy. the gray hair and beard are giving me heart palpitations. that scene with the girl in the backseat flashing him and him smirking in response is keeping me up at night. i want to lick every inch of him. i want him to spit in my mouth. i want marks on my body to show everyone i’m his. i would be on my knees 24/7. i have lost any ability to be normal. he’s all i’m thinking about and no man will ever compare to him.

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[armoredprincess]

You’re not listening to me: it’s *because* I am politically against monogamy that I find jealousy really hot

[pinguwuuuu]

Omg you tied his hands AND you pushed him into the chair?? So mean….good thing he likes it.

Listen, if you don’t think Shinji is hot, idk what to tell you, you’re just not sophisticated enough, I’m sorry.

[amazingdeadfish]

Can we see teacher erlang flirting with teacher wukong.....

Alright you've waited long enough

Continuation from here:

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[heartsoftruth]

BONO x SILVERSTONE 2024 | MERCEDES BOOK

"The pit garage erupted like we'd won a championship."

[lesbiannieism]

okay but logistically, how does the boys going with crystal on the plane even work? do they both have to sit on her lap? do they cram themselves into the floorboard by her feet? do they buy two extra plane tickets? do they hover? CAN they hover?

[hoziersmilligan]

adam is a cat person btw and accidentally tricked michael into thinking cats are quite literally god’s best, most loved creation. and then when they get out of the cage and michael actually meets a cat he’s a little underwhelmed. but he gets to know the creature and learns they are strikingly similar. they both want attention and love, but are unsure how to ask for it, and are scared it’ll make them look weak. they’re both perceived as unemotional and aloof by those not willing to give them a chance. and maybe michael understands a little better why adam was so willing to understand michael