#sits on you tho hello dear (/) v (\) !

[ayoharuko]

Valentine Oneshots with the Luxiem boys~! (Part 1)

Hello hello! Ok...I know that I’m supposed to be on my hiatus right now but...I wanted to do something for you guys at this valentines day! So this gift is from me to you :3

Reader here is gender neutral!~

REMINDER: Please know that I'm only writing about their persona’s and not the people thats behind them! This is also a work of fiction so please try not and take this too seriously :)

‘’Just for my beloved darling~’’

~Vox Akuma~ (Voice Demon)

‘’My love? Its time to wake up darling..’’ You hear a familiar voice say.

‘’V-Vox?’’ You call out to your demon lover, ‘’hehe...wake up, I have your breakfast ready here at bed for you~’’ He said smiling at your cute drowsy state.

At the smell of the waffles you instantly open your eyes and nearly drool at the slight of the yummy looking waffles.

‘’Eat up my dear, and don’t worry I've already eaten breakfast’’ He said fixing your pillows so you can sit up strength properly.

‘’Oh..thanks love!’’ You thank him while kissing his cheek, he chuckles and looks at you with loving eyes ‘’Well...after you're done..do get dressed up for me, we’ll be going somewhere special’’ He saids standing up and walking out of your shared bedroom.

Eh? somewhere special? Hm...wonder where his gonna take me.....

You quickly finish the breakfast he had prepared for you and got dressed up, and you didn't know weather to be formal or casual because..Vox didn't really say anything soo you just dressed an semi-formal outfit~

Vox told you that he'd be waiting at the car so after you got dressed you got into the car, ‘’Ah, my love you look beautiful as always’’ The voice demon says smiling at you and then focusing his eyes on the road.

You mumbled a ‘thanks’ since you were flustered and just looked away, still not knowing where your voice demon was gonna take you.

You both had finally reached where your supposed to go and...wait..this place looks..familiar....

It was a beautiful cherry blossom park, sakura leaves falling on the ground. It just made this place look so magical.

You both got out of the car and you just look at the beautiful yet magical scenery...wait..is this? You glanced at Vox and he had a knowing smile present on his face.

‘’Vox...was this the place..’’ You stop midway while Vox completed your sentence ‘’Where we first had met? Yes..yes this is’’ Vox said looking the at scenery a well.

Ah..now you remember..it was exactly 4 years ago...hah..you can't believe that you almost forgot where you both first met...

‘’But..whats the occasion?’’ You ask turning to face him, ‘’Darling, did you forget?’’ Vox asks, you just raised your eyebrow at him and Vox just sighs.

‘’Its Valentines day honey...’’ Vox saids holding your 2 hands, ‘’Oh..’’ was all you could master...seriously tho...how could you forget?

‘’V-Vox..sorry I completely forgot!-’’ Vox cut you off with a kiss and just hushed you, ‘’My beloved its ok...all I want this valentines is...to see you smile’’ He saids while caressing your cheek.

‘’I...Vox...’’ Tears were brought to your eyes as you snuggle your head in his neck. Vox pulled your head from his neck and kissed you passionately...

You and Vox spend your Valentines at the beautiful park, just talking with each other until nightfall came.

He then took you home and made a lovey dinner for you 2, and after you both finished he offered you a dance.

‘’Will I have this dance my lady?’’ He asked smiling while holding his hand out for you to take, you smiled and happily answered an ‘Yes!’ and you both danced under the moonlight without a care in the world.

Vox Akuma knew what lost was...and was afraid of losing something important to him again, but you showed him that you would never leave him.

For once, Vox Akuma the Voice Demon, was happy and never wanted the feeling of love to end.

Done! I hope you guys liked my first Luxiem oneshot! Now this is part 1 because I wanted to do oneshots of it, I know I'm supposed to be on hiatus cause literally after like 2 days I'm leaving but...i wanted to do something for you guys this Valentines soo I hope you enjoyed this!

Idk if I'll be able to finish all the boys this Valentines day but, I'll try regardless!

Reblogs and Feedback/Comments are always appreciated! :3

[bakatenshii]

Grapefruit

Oikawa Tooru x reader (haikyuu!!)

word count: 2.3k

TW: 18+, lemon, wattpad, crack

A/N: I’m so sorry. This is actually a joke, a parody, I promise, it’s written like this on purpose for the collab. Terrible (or lack entirely of) grammar, dialogue so cheesy I threw up multiple times in my mouth, too many specifications of shades of the colour pink. For @undermattsun’s whorehouse wattpad garbage fire collab. I’m so sorry.

grape·fruit

/ˈɡrāpˌfro͞ot/

In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfics, or fics), a grapefruit is a story which consists of sexual explicit themes in bizarre situations.

An orange-twinged pink, almost coral.

haikyuu series!! :3

disclaimer: haikyuu does NOT belong 2 me. Or else I would make XXXX go w/ XXXX ;)

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𝑝𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠

𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠

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“hurry up y/n!!!” - i remove my skullcandies out my ears, hearing my best friend sunnie(with an ie! not y!) shout to me from down the hall.

flipping my baby pink (NOT cotton candy pink! god there’s a difference, get it right. last week ash-lee with her stupid bleach blonde hair called it cotton candy pink and I wanted to kill her) hair behind my shoulder, i skipped down the lockers.

i was in my best outfit, checkered pink and white (bubblegum pink, this time) leg warmers with my matching pink + white skirt and white denim jacket with a pink butterfly bedazzled on the back. i saw paris hilton in it on her myspace too, so you could say im pretty trendy.

not like the other girls, like brittney (with her dark hair with a blue streak with a puppy shaped purse she swears is designer.) or ash-lee with her stupid ugly blonde hair that’s deffo fake. oh i already said that

anyways

it’s just an average tuesday morning, and i’m just your not-so-average girl. my name’s (y/n) (l/n) and im (age) years old. my best friends are sunnie, rachelle, and meeky. oh, and lindt, sometimes, when she’s not too busy with trying to save the world from global warming.

i’m on my way to p.e. which UGH is my least fav class, who even came up with it? but at least there’s the hottie oikawa tooru-sama in my class (ha! eat that ash-lee + brittney) and all the girls luuuuurv him. he’s soooo hot i bet he has abs

(brianna with the ugly hair who wears green shoes with red socks said she saw him change once and she totally saw his 8pack but she’s a liar so i dont believe her)

(even tho he tooootally has one)

i was on way just skipping down the hall to go to p.e. when someone crashes into me from behind.

‘-u-GH!’ i fall.

‘hey!!!!’ i turned around to yell at who’s bumping into me-

it was oikawa tooru-sama!! the most popular boy in school!!! i felt like i was in a dream i pinched my hand but... it hurts!!! this isn’t a dream!!! the oikawa tooru-sama just crashed into me!!! with his body!!! his shoulder touched me!!!!!

he turn and looks at me and... my heart stops. i think im dying omgomgomg

‘a-are you okay (y/n)-chan?’ he asks me and holds his hand out.

i cant believe it. the oikawa tooru-sama is giving me his hand to hold?!?! is this heaven???

‘i-i-‘ i stammer. i’m so shocked i swear my face is beat red. ‘i-i’m ok.’

i was too scared to hold his hands because mine were so sweaty from seeing him this upclose. i stand up and dust my knees because i want him to think i’m tough. that’s right. oikawa tooru-sama is a professional vball player! (v for volley-ball) he’s not going to like some dumb average weak normal crybaby girl.

‘ok. see ya in class!’ he smiles and waves at me before walking down the hall, shooting me his signature smile. the one that makes flowers bloom around him and glitters around his whole body.

h-how did he know? did he just say in class??? the oikawa tooru-sama knows who i am???

i take out my phone to frantically text my bffs (sunnie, rachelle, meeky and lindt) and see the group chat had some unread new messages. i click open it.

(beep)

𝚋𝚕@𝚑𝚔𝚞𝚐𝟶𝟶: omgzzzz i juss saw tsukki-sama xDDD

𝕣𝕒𝕖𝕖𝕖𝕖𝕩𝕠𝕩𝕠: STDU XDD wut wuzz he wearin?!? hes sooooo hawt oh em geez

tsukki-sama, aka tsukishima kei-sama, is the hot blondie in the other class’s vball team. rachelle and sunnie are sooo in love with him, but i don’t blame them. he’s soooo tall, taller than oikawa tooru-sama even. (but that doesn’t matter because oikawa tooru-sama has the prettiest smile in the world and no one’s seen tsukki-sama smile like... since he came outta the womb)

i quickly type out my txt because this is more important than what the blonde vball star is wearing.

(beep)

𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖇4𝖐4: guizzzzz guizzzz GUIZE!!!! GUEZZ WUT JUSS HAPPND!!

𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖇4𝖐4: u’ll nv beliv it!!!!! omGZZZZZ IM LAIK DYINN XDDDDDDD TT_TT

ｓｋ８ｅｒｇ１ｒｌ: omgawd wuuuut

ｓｋ８ｅｒｇ１ｒｌ: w8 kita-sama jus sk8dd by me i fink he haz a new b04rd!!!!! be are be

𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖇4𝖐4: uGGGHRRR MEEKY DIS IZ MOAR IMPOARTAN!!!!!!

before i have the chance to tell them about my fateful encounter with the oikawa tooru-sama someone snatches my phone away. i turn around, maybe it’s oikawa tooru-sama again?

UGH NO IT’S OUR STUPID BALD PRINCIPAL. now i’m in trouble.

‘no phones in the hall (y/n) (l/n)-san!’ he yells at me. his breath stinks, yuck.

he takes my phone and puts it in his pocket and i realize that he’s putting it in his pocket and taking it away.

‘b-but-‘ jimmy i protest. not my flip phone with my pink bedazzled hello kitty charm on the end!

‘no buts!!!! see you after lecture missy!!’

god, this is just like, the worst day ever.

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𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑏𝑦𝑒, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝑙𝑒𝑡’𝑠 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑑𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑

𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑛

𝑤𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

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p.e. is the same as always: im sitting on the side, not doing sports because girls like me can’t risk breaking my perfectly painted pink (hot pink, not baby pink) nail with diamonds on it. i tell my bffs about the encounter and they all agree that it’s deffo fate.

‘i know right??’ i giggle staring down at the man of my dreams, at his chocolate brown locks, thinking back at his dreamy brown orbs staring into my dark black ones offering me his hand.

‘you should totes ask him out!’ giggles sunnie.

‘oh em gee, never!!! that’s sooo embarrassing, he’s totally gonna say no!’ i said.

‘seriously, (y/n)-chan, what do you have to lose?’ rachelle said.

‘just like, my dignity and self respect.’ i reply sassily.

at that we three burst into laughter, and the fat p.e. prof turns and tells us shhhhhhh.

i love my friends.

i tell them about our bald principal taking my pink flip phone with the hello kitty charm on it away.

‘oh no!’ rachelle exclaimed.

‘what are you going to do?’ sunnie asked.

i shrug, feeling at a loss without it.

‘it’s like, seriously dangerous without a phone.’ the blonde said.

‘what if you get like, kidnapped or something?!’ the purplenette said, clasping her hand over her mouth in a show of shock. (ps. bluette vs. blunette?)

‘kidnapped?!?’ i laugh. ‘who’s gonna kidnap me?!!’ we all burst into laughter again, causing our p.e. prof (still fat and annoying) to shhh us again.

little did i know that the brunette vball star was staring up at me, plotting.

i had no idea what was about to come.

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𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑦

𝑤𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑒𝑠��𝑎𝑝𝑒

𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑛’𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑦

𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦

𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛, 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑒

𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒, 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

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when i open my eyes, my eyes are heavy, staring up at a bright light above my head. i squint my eyes because the light hurts my eyes.

‘well, well, well’ i hear a voice behind me. ‘(y/n)-himesama’s awake, i see.’

wait-

i know that voice-

that’s-

that’s the oikawa tooru-sama’s voice!

‘w-what?’ i stuttered, surprised but feeling a warm rush going down my body at the sound of his voice. ‘what’s going on?’

he chuckles. ‘can’t you tell?’

i look around and see my arms taped up behind me on a chair and my legs tied together by... something. rope maybe?

‘where am i?’ i ask, even more bewildered.

‘tsk tsk tsk, silly (y/n)-himesama. i’ve kidnapped you, my dear.’ he said. ‘we’re in my mansion right now’

my eyes pop out of their sockets. am i hearing him right?

‘no,’ he corrects himself. ‘we’re in our mansion.’

i can’t help but blush at that suggestion. our mansion?

that’s right, i must be crazy, i think to myself. this is all just a dream, i’m still in school, on the bleachers with my bffs and i fell asleep in our class.

‘this isn’t a dream, darling’ he singsongs, and i feel more warmth flood downwards. god what is wrong with me? turned on in this situation? but can you blame me? who wouldn’t get turned on when the oikawa tooru-sama is standing in front (or behind) them and calling them ‘darling’?

‘w-what- h-h-how?’ i ask him. ‘i was just at school, staring at you play vball in the gym- i mean n-not staring at you- and-‘

he chuckles darkly.

‘i know you were, (y/n)-himesama. that’s why i kidnapped you, because you’re so cute.’

i blush at his words. m-me? cute??? did the oikawa tooru just call me cute?

i suddenly remember what rachelle and sunnie said in p.e. today about being kidnapped, and shudder. god, h-her mind! they’re totally gonna tell me i told you so! when i tell them.

‘b-but, h-how?’ i bit my lip looking at him beneath my lashes, or however anastasia steele did it in too many shades of grey. (it wasn’t actually that bad, but ill never admit it. it’s sorta kinda hot. also pantone says theres only like 37 diff shades so.)

‘i saw you with your friends, and i served a ball at your head knocking you out.’ he explained. suddenly i feel a pang on my head reinforcing what he’s saying.

‘ow...’ i say quietly.

the brunette man built like a god walks into my frame of vision for the first time after waking up and i notice he’s shirtless, all 8pack exposed for me to look at.

(i guess brianna was right, but she’s still a liar that wears green shoes with red socks.)

he comes up to me and kneels in front of me until he’s kneeling in front of me. he carresses my cheek with his hand (the same one he reached out to me earlier that day, pre-kidnapping) and i sigh.

if this is a dream never wake me up. i think to myself.

‘wh-‘ before i can get the words out asking him why me?, he presses a finger to my lips, shushing me.

he looks at me with his brown chocolate orbs, and i get lost in them, counting the stars and constellations in those glowing beautiful orbs that i never thought i could look at so up close. (except in photos i secretly took)

‘i love you, (y/n) (l/n)’ he says.

i fainted.

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𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠

𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑏𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒

𝑤𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑟𝑦, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

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i wake up (for the second time that day, god what is up with today?), my eyes still heavy.

‘good morning, darling,’ i hear a voice say, and suddenly i remember everything that’s transpired so far.

(for reference: i crashed into the oikawa tooru-sama this morning, had my phone taken away, and now kidnapped by none other than the oikawa tooru-sama, now in his- no, our mansion.)

‘o-oikawa tooru-sama?’ i stutter out weakly, still groggy.

‘just tooru, my hime-sama.’ he says and i feel my body heating up again.

suddenly, i’m filled with an overwhelming emotion, and the worlds spill out before i can stop them.

‘i love you, t-tooru.’ i stutter on the foreign name, biting my lips (for good measure).

he looks at me, chocolate orbs piercing right into my super dark black pupils, and he starts to cry. i cry too, because he just looks so beautiful, even when he’s crying.

he holds me in his arm and i nuzzle my nose into his neck, smelling his deep chocolatey velvety sweet minty musky scent. he smells so good i could just stay here forever, bathing in the chocolatey velvety sweet minty musk.

‘u-um...’ i start, and he nuzzles his face into my neck some more. i can feel his wet tears on my shoulder... is he still crying??

i try again. ‘u-ummmm...’

he finally looks up at me and i peer into his deep chocolate orbs, feeling him stare intently into my dark block orbs. i wiggle my arms to show him i want him to release them, because if you remember they’re still taped up by like, tape or rope or whatever.

‘o-oh!’ he exclaims and unties them.

i don’t know what came over me but suddenly we’re kissing, our tongues are battling for dominance within our hot wet cavernous mouths, and it’s soooo hot.

he grips my legs and spreads them apart, tongues still fighting a mighty battle, and i see him take out his big massive rock hard member in his hands.

i wrap my legs around him, thankful for the pink (bubblegum pink) and white checkered skirt im wearing today for easy access, and he pushes his hot shaft into my core. i can feel his member in my wet gushy wushy pussy and it feels so good i came.

he cums too.

‘w-will you marry me?’ he looks up at me, his member still inside. i feel tears brimming in my eyes again as I nod.

‘i do.’

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𝑤𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑠

𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦’𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑒’𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔

𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑠𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒

a/n: ta-dah!! the end!!! tankzz 4 readin guyzzzz lawl im thinking of making dis a series so... ;))) tell me who u wana be kidnapped by next! xD

a/n #2: speshull tankz 2 uwucatgirlprincess99 4 da line (u kno da one ;))) + sk8erg0rl666 4 havin me in da collab! + also cummin up wiv da title!! lawlzz rawr x)))

a/n #3: OH WOW . erhm. Longest chappy thing ive written. Hope you liked it. so uhm. ENJOY ! [btw, I'm considering doing the NEXT CHAP; sneak peek thing. Should I? :3 Comment?] plz R&R!! :]]] kudoz 4 u <333

p.s. da colour i used 4 da lyriczzz is fuschia pink! :3

p.p.s. comment below if u reconize dee song!! ur a kool kat if u do ;))

[commajade]

you guys over here completely sold me on watching the complete Sing Again 2nd season, and I have to say, it seems like quite a unique show from where I'm standing? Not just the format of it but the production, stage design and even the edits seem very high quality, like a whole lot of work has been put into them equally for everyone and this is not all that common for survival type/judging shows I don't think. Which also brings me to, I wonder how the judges for this were chosen. I can't quite tell if Sing Again is popular in SK, I understand quite a bit of it from my limited Hangul, but dear me! It is such a lovely lovely atmosphere, and I was SO pleasantly surprised by this panel of judges actually having chemistry and working. I know Yoo Heeyeol from Sketchbook and Kim Eana of course - I feel like both almost always have the more poignant/seasoned remarks to make, but somehow the chemistry in the junior panel manages to keep up. I won't lie, I'm incredibly surprised by the inclusion of Mino and Sunmi over other potential candidates, from what I know neither of them are exactly considered creme de la creme in their respective fields, but I get the feeling at least for what I know of Sunmi that she is quite loved in variety/producer circles and that may go a long way. Still curious as to how exactly they were chosen though - was it popularity, skill or connections? I can see the skill aspect for Lee Haeri (whom I adore) not to of course diminish the rest of the junior panel, just wondering why them over say, Taeyeon. Either way I found that they all fell into a soothing pattern of judging/commenting that makes the show fun and easy yet impactful to watch. By the end of it I knew which judges would comment almost poetically, which ones would sit there in wonder, which ones were most likely to get emotional or scream UNNIE SARANG HAE lol. It really really works. And of course, the contestants. Wow. I feel so blessed to have known so many new artists. And so many genres too!!! Jazz included which I very rarely hear about in the k-music context. Anyways I'm sorry to have soliloquized in your inbox about the show. Just wanted to share and ask for some thoughts and thank you for introducing me to it. It has quickly shot to my favourites, I wonder if it will have a third season?

hello!! glad u enjoyed the show i rly like the atmosphere it's v comforting and heartwarming! singagain is extremely popular in skorea, esp in the first season the top 3 esp were completely household names like so much popularity they got a spin off variety show with a big budget and the top 10 r all booked for osts all the time. s2 was a hit too, i'm p sure s3 is already in the works but can't be sure until it's announced lol.

idk what u mean about mino and sunmi tho they're both like the top of their fields in the niche of like respected and seasoned multi entertainer. i don't like mino that much but he's extremely popular in sk and in demand for variety. sunmi is literally representative icon of second gen, equal with taeyeon that's why sunmi and tiffany were the 2 judges for girls planet 999. u need big names to balance out the legends on the panel like lee sunhee yoon dohyun yoon sang and yoo huiyeol. taeyeon is just busy as hell lmao and used to not rly do variety for a few years until amazing saturday and now queendom.

[my-happy-little-bean]

Blossom

pairings: logan/patton (logicality) (because im trash) words: 2776 warnings: swearing, panic attack, implied toxic parental relationship, mention of an implied suicide attempt, fighting summary: 

blos·som /ˈbläsəm/

verb - to produce flowers or masses of flowers. - to develop in a promising way

Or: the five times Logan couldn’t see the flowers, and the one time he did.

a/n- hello! i hope you are all doing well during this strange quaran-time! i present to you, my first non-golden slumbers flower-related fic (still logicality tho,,, y'all can rip that pairing out of my dead, cold hands :pp). i had a really strange dream last night that had something to do with this concept and hey, you know what i do with dreams :p

i hope you enjoy it ^v^

read on ao3~

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dedicated to the one bit of starlight that always remembers to water my garden 

~*~

1. 

Logan was halfway up the porch stairs when Patton mentioned the flowers for the first time. 

“I’m telling you, Lo!” Patton followed Logan into their new house, carrying boxes behind him. “They were little yellow daffodils, just sprouting behind you as you walked! It was so pretty!” 

“Patton, it takes twelve to fifteen weeks for daffodils to bloom after chilling,” Logan said pointedly, setting his own boxes down by an old, tattered couch in the living room. “Besides, even if there were some growing, I would be more concerned that there is something prompting growth underneath our house.”

Patton giggled, putting his boxes down beside Logan’s. He wrapped his arms around Logan’s waist from the back, going on the tips of his toes to kiss the back of his neck. 

“Our home,” he murmured in Logan’s skin. Logan smiled. 

“Yes,” he said, looking around at their surroundings. “It is...a start.”

“It’ll be more than that soon enough!” Patton chirped, taking Logan’s hand and spinning himself underneath it with a squeal. Logan couldn’t help smile, moving his arm more purposefully to properly spin Patton around until he was standing right in front of him. 

“I’m so happy,” Patton said with a sigh and that lopsided smile; the smile that proved to Logan that he could at least feel love. 

“I am happy that you are happy, dear.” He pressed his forehead against Patton’s and kissed his nose lightly. “Now, we must continue on, or we will be late to the neighbourhood barbeque Janene invited us to.”

“Janene?”

“Our neighbour, remember?” 

Patton made a small ‘ah’ noise and nodded enthusiastically, already skipping past Logan to grab some more boxes outside. 

As he watched him go, Logan sighed; he could definitely love. He could love with all of the love the world had to offer him, for as long as they were offering. He could love the softest, most gentle creature he knew; one who moved with such grace and one whose mind and heart and soul was overwhelmingly admirable.

Yes, he could love him. 

And he loved him. 

- 

“Logan! There’s pink roses on our roof!���

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2.

According to Janene, the whole neighbourhood could see the flowers. 

It was a special kind of phenomenon that no one outside the small town of Khloris ever noticed. But if you had a house on its terrain, you apparently had flowers growing underneath your feet. Upon mentioning Patton’s observations at the neighbourhood barbeque, Janene had explained the rumours that it was the land’s way of “observing” or “understanding” its habitants. Whatever that meant.

Logan found it borderline infuriating that no one had pursued further research on the matter; that people just walked around their neighbourhoods, complimenting each others’ seemingly magical gardens.

What was even more infuriating was that everyone just...accepted it. Embraced it, even. As if it was normal to hallucinate flowers growing on vines across your windows.

He was still unable to see these flowers, if they even existed. And while he wasn’t keen on keeping a sense of distrust between himself and his partner (he would have stopped playing along if Patton shared his same view) he couldn’t help but remain skeptical. 

(He would never admit it to Patton, but the reason he had purchased that rather expensive machine off of Amazon was so he could test the contents of the air in certain areas of the town. It didn’t prove anything abnormal, but it was an interesting experiment. 

He read his findings out loud to Patton one night, and Patton listened to every word.

And when Logan left for work the next morning, Patton complimented the chrysanthemums trailing behind him.)

Still, he didn’t have much choice other than to embrace the absurdity floating in their town. Besides, it was mostly harmless. And, more often than not, it served as the backdrop to some of the most joyful moments they had. 

- 

“Why, yellow!” Patton exclaimed as he greeted Logan on the steps to their house. “Someone has an extra poppy in their step today, huh?”

“First of all, I believe you mean ‘hello’; the standard greeting which is first exchanged between individuals seeing each other,” Logan hummed. Then, he leaned over to kiss Patton’s cheek. “Second of all...hello, dearest.”

“Hiya!” Patton giggled. Logan watched as the spot he kissed flushed a soft shade of pink. “How was work?”

Logan couldn’t help but smile. “It was...very satisfactory.”

“Very satisfactory?” Patton rocked back and forth on the heels of his feet, immediately ecstatic. “Not just satisfactory?”

“Mhm.”

“Ooh that and the yellow poppies behind you! You must have good news!” Patton beamed. “Come, come sit with me! Tell me all about your very satisfactory day!”

Usually, Logan would politely decline, telling him that he had to first shower and prepare dinner as he always did after work. And it was almost second-nature to ignore the ever-growing amount of flower observations from Patton. 

But he couldn’t help but oblige upon seeing Patton rush over to their small, wooden porch swing, nearly knocking into his ball of yarn and newest knitting project. That and he did have good news. Very good news, in fact. 

“Tell me about your day first,” Logan insisted as he sat down beside him, setting his briefcase at his feet. “I would rather celebrate a mutual achievement than selfishly intrude with my singular one.”

“Intrude?” Patton nudged him lightly. “Well, you’re not being int-rude if you do! So don’t worry about that kind of intrusion-confusion you’re on about, mister!”

“...did you eat the cookies Janene sent us?”

“Several.”   

Logan shook his head. “She puts too much chocolate in those, you know. And those pastries surpass the recommended amount of sugar one should digest in a day.”

“I know! ”

Logan couldn’t help but laugh at how starry-eyed his Patton looked. Patton gently rocked the swing back and forth, then lifted his legs to sit cross-legged on the cushions once it gained enough momentum. 

“Anyway, my day was alright!” Patton chirped. “Had a breakthrough with a client today! It’s been a slow couple of weeks, but I think things are looking up!” 

“That is fantastic news, Patton.” Logan leaned his head against Patton’s shoulder, placing a hand on his thigh and smiling. “You’re doing an exceptional job.”

“Aw, Lo!” Patton giggled again. “You’re gonna make me grow peonies everywhere.”

Second-nature. Logan just chuckled.

“Now! We must celebrate you!” Patton lifted Logan’s head off his shoulder and held his hands into his own. “Tell me everything!”

A pause. Logan felt as if he too was holding his breath.

“Well, do you recall that promotion I recently inquired about at my work?”

Patton’s eyes widened. 

“Shut up.”

Logan broke into a wide grin, finally exhaling as he nodded. Patton squealed, practically lunging at Logan to give him a tight hug.

“Shut up shut up shut uppp!!!”

“Do you...actually want me to–”

“No!” Patton gasped, pulling back to hold Logan in front of him by his shoulders. His grin almost hurt to look at. “Never ever ever shut up!”

“Then why did you–”

“I’m excited, you goofball!” Patton brushed the hair out of Logan’s eyes with a small giggle. “Besides, if I’m shushing anything, it’s the guilty feeling in your head that I can hear from a mile away.

(Fuck. He could love him forever.)

“Be proud of yourself, silly.” Patton wrapped Logan into another hug. Despite being shaken around so much, Logan couldn’t help but laugh. “Gosh, you deserve this so so much– I’m so proud of you.”

Logan’s breath hitched. 

“You…” 

Patton drew himself back ever-so-slightly, leaving a mere inch between him and Logan. He smiled. 

“I’m always proud of you, Logan.” He kissed Logan’s nose, sending a rush of warmth throughout his entire being. 

He then looked down at the spaces between each wooden plank of the porch and smiled. 

“Peonies,” he whispered, resting his forehead against Logan’s. “I’m happy too, Lo. So so so happy.”

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3.

“Patton, take a deep breath.”

“He–” Patton gasped, wrapping his arms around himself– “how– I can’t–”

“Patton.” Logan took the phone out of Patton’s hand and held them, squeezing gently. “Patton, let’s sit down, please–”

“Don’t touch me!“ Patton sobbed, pulling his hands back and covering his mouth. Tears rolled down his cheeks and over his hands. He began backing away from Logan. “It’s– I’m a– I’m–”

“Patton–”

“Fuck,” Patton choked out, stumbling past Logan and heading in the direction of their backyard. “I can’t– I need–”

Logan just nodded, carefully catching up to him and clearing out as much clutter as he could so Patton wouldn’t get hurt. He slid open their backyard door for Patton to rush through. 

The cool, evening air hit Logan almost sharply, and he hoped that Patton could feel the same thing. He watched from a hesitant distance as Patton fell to his knees on their grass, folding into himself like a ball and clutching at each strand. 

(He doesn’t need you to make this worse.  "You don’t know how to feel, after all.”)

 “Hey,” Logan finally said. He walked over to the grass and sat a comfortable distance away from Patton. “Is this enough space?”

Patton didn’t lift his head, but he nodded. Logan sighed. 

“...What happens outside your workplace is not your responsibility.”

Patton let out a huge sob; one that felt like it echoed through the whole neighbourhood. 

Fuck. Logan cleared his throat.

“Tell me about the flowers,” he blurted out. Patton lifted his head slightly. 

“The–”

“The flowers,” Logan said again, even less sure of himself. “Tell me what they...what they look like to you right now.”

Patton let out a scratchy laugh. “You don’t believe in the stupid flowers.”

Logan’s heart broke. 

(He didn’t, but he believed in him.)

“Tell me about them anyway,” he said insistently. “I assume they are in our presence, no?”

Patton sighed and, after seemingly deliberating his offer, sat up; his hands firmly gripping the grass they were sitting on. He looked around him, all spacey in that way that used to scare Logan. (It still does, but he at least knows enough about it that it’s not as worrisome.)

Finally, he spoke up. 

“I– I see marigolds,” he whispered. “And– and yellow carnations.”

Logan closed his eyes in thought for a second and then opened them with a sigh. 

“My dear,” he whispered, scooting a bit closer to him. “It is normal to feel grief and disappointment. Those are common reactions to a tragic occurrence such as this. I am so deeply sorry that you have to experience this because you do not deserve this, my starlight.”

Patton curled even more into himself.

“But what is important is that he is still here,” Logan continued. “And I am going to be here to assist you with whatever you need in order for you to cope during this difficult time.”

He watched as Patton took a deep breath; the first one in hours. When he exhaled, he felt as if the air around him grew still and less frigid. 

“I already know with absolute certainty that I will witness you lift yourself up when we make it through this; stronger than you were ever before.” He moved closer to him again. “You did not fail, no – we are simply just trying again.”

A beat of silence. Patton sniffled. “T-There’s purple hyacinths now.”

Logan sadly smiled. A common one with Patton.

“You do not have to apologize.” He patted the space next to him. “I’m here. And so are you.”

Patton sobbed a bit more, but eventually smiled through his tears and curled up in Logan’s lap. Logan held Patton and leaned over to press a kiss in his hair. 

“I got you,” he murmured in his curls. He felt Patton settle into his lap, the tenseness in his shoulders loosening. He ran his hands through his hair, kissing it again and again every few seconds. 

“Forever?” He heard Patton mumble. He smiled. 

“And a little bit after that,” he whispered back. 

And they sat there for a while, underneath the starry skies above them, in what Logan assumed was a sea of yellow and purple flowers. Though, he was never really sure.

- 

Later on, Patton asked him how he knew what each flower meant. And Logan, who would never admit to researching floriography (or to any accomplishment at all), just said it was a coincidence.

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4.

Patton rarely got mad; but when he did, Logan could only assume there were petunias everywhere.

“You–”

“Patton, please, not today–”

“NO!” His voice bounced off the walls and hit Logan in the chest. He shut up immediately. “Just...please– please tell me you’re joking.”

Logan averted his glance. “...I had to speak with them.”

“With your parents?! “ Patton screamed. “Who– who haven’t even bothered to call you in the last, what, five years?! “

“Patton, I–”

“You promised you’d never talk to them again,” Patton hissed. “I thought we agreed that– that it’d be wrong to. Because they were miserable people– people who– who made you miserable.”

He stung more than any thorn ever could. Logan tried to imagine some growing through the floors, as if trying to sympathize with what he could be experiencing. Of course he was angry. What Logan did was stupid. And he didn’t even mention the outcome…

“They’re my parents, Patton,” he said instead. He tried to plant his feet to the floor firmly, but Patton’s pacing made him shrivel up where he stood. 

“They are not your parents,” Patton snapped. His breathing was sharp and quick. “Parents–  parents don’t just tell their kid that they don’t have the capacity to feel– parents don’t kick their kid out of their fucking house and– and abandon them and leave them to be fixed by someone else.”

Logan’s breath hitched. 

“I…” He tried not to let it hurt him, but seeing Patton also wince at his own words made him feel somewhat validated in his pain. Still, he stood his ground. 

“I did not ask you to fix me,” Logan whispered, just as sharply; as if to get him back. 

Stupid.

“Logan.” Patton’s voice was even more troubling when it was quiet. “How could you...”

“It’s true.” (Why was he still talking?!) “I didn’t need you to–”

But he never finished. 

Because that’s all it took for Patton to leave.

-

5.

Patton found Logan outside in their backyard, surrounded by roses.

Roses of every colour; yellow, pink, blue, black, and white. The grass underneath his feet was bright green– in fact, everything around him was bright. 

“L-Logan, what–”

And that was when he saw the ring.

“Patton.” It came out as a loud, choked sob. 

Patton took a shaky step towards Logan, who shakily got on one knee.

“What are you…”

To his surprise, Logan laughed. 

“We– we were never really good at appropriate timing, were we?” 

Patton covered his mouth with wide eyes.

“I called my parents,” Logan began shakily, “because I wanted to tell them that I was going to marry you.”

Patton’s breath hitched. 

“You were right,” he continued, wiping his eyes. “Parents don’t do any of the things you had mentioned a-and I know I broke that promise we made out of good intent but…” He sighed. “But they are my parents. And I wanted them to be part of this moment.”

He closed his eyes, almost shamefully.

“Ultimately, it was out of spite, wasn’t it?” He laughed quietly. “In the end, I just wanted to prove to them that I could.”

“C-Could what?”

Logan stood up from his place and smiled. “That I could feel.”

A wide grin spread across Patton’s face.

“Oh, Logan…” He sobbed, rushing over to hold Logan’s hands. He giggled as Logan’s glasses fogged up from him crying, and he reached over to take them off, opting to rest them lopsided on his head. Logan laughed again through his tears. 

“Patton,” he whispered, looking up in his eyes. “I feel everything with you. I– I feel perfect, unadulterated happiness and love when I am with you. I feel joy, I feel peace, I feel...I feel things that I didn’t even know exist– ”

He held Patton’s hands and took a deep breath.

“I feel everything for– for you.” Logan rested his forehead against Patton’s and broke into laughter as their tears fell to the ground. “I want to feel everything with you– the ups, the downs, everything– for the rest of my life.”

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1.

And as Patton kissed him, Logan watched as a rainbow of colours blossomed around their home.

[artificialqueens]

Character development 2 (Branjie)- dexx-ss

A/N: Hi, hello, how are ya?

Sooooooo, first of all, thank you so so much for all the love :) I was so happy seeing you guys wanted another part <3 and here it is… if you enjoy this one also there might be a 3 one coming real soon ;) enjoy xx

BROOKE

When Brooke woke up the first thing she saw was just an empty spot next to her. After closing her eyes again Brooke played through all of her memories from last night. Did Vanessa really come to her place or was that just a dream? Brookes world spun around a little and then she was forced to open her eyes again because the alarm went off. “Jesus fuck” she murmured while turning the alarm off and without looking around she got up and went to take a shower.  Everything about this morning was different. 

Usually when Brooke wakes up the person she spends the night with is still at her house. she takes a shower not focusing on the fact that there is someone in her bedroom. When she gets out of the shower there is a high chance that the person has left and when they have not she just waits for them to wake up and when they start leaving says “we should do this again sometimes” (she doesn’t mean it, she just says it for good measure) and watches the other person leave. But not this time. Brooke hoped into the shower and just stood there for a solid minute. Not moving. Just thinking. About Vanessa.

As she stepped out of the shower she hoped that she would see Vanessa just laying in the bed, not like all the other times when she’d hoped the person was gone. But Vanessa wasn’t, she had left and B truly wished she hadn’t.

Brooked owned a dance studio and lucky for her she didn’t have any classes today but she still had to go in and do some paperwork. On her way there she called her best friend Nina “Hey girl wanna grab dinner tonight?” , “Ummm… sure? What happened? Did the booty call not leave again?”. Brooke rolled her eyes “No I just wanna have dinner with my best friend,” she took a deep breath “and I also have some hookup gossip.”. Nina just laughed and let her know that she will meet her when she will get off work.

VANESSA

Vanessa worked as a personal assistant for a designer. She was already like fifteen minutes late so V was ready to get her ass beaten. “Guurl ain’t you lucky today?” Ariel said as Vanjie stepped in. “What?” Vanjie looked around all confused. “Oh Raja isn’t in yet,” Ariel smiled “so you can sit and tell me why you were late. Cause like that only happens when you fucking someone or when you drink too much.” Vanjie rolled her eyes and sat next to Ariel placing two coffees next to her. “Well, I went to a party yesterday,”, “who the fuck goes to a party in the middle of the week?” V pointed a finger at herself “Anyways… and there was this one girl” Ariel let out an excited squeak “Don’t get too excited, she has a reputation of being very anti-relationships, but yeah I went to her place and you know- we did things- ya know, and yeah,” Ariel just excitedly nodded her head to Vanjies story. As Ariel was about to start asking questions Raja stepped in and V shot up taking the coffees mouthing bye to her friend. She felt kinda guilty with the thought that she already said too much to Ariel.

Vanjies day was busy following Raja from meeting to meeting and bringing her launch and dinner, picking up stuff for her (basically her every day). When she was heading home she realized she hadn’t thought of Brooke once. Although she was checking her phone awful lot(waiting for B to text but telling herself she was just looking at the time). At one point Raja said that she is looking at her phone like she killed her rich husband and is eagerly waiting for the police to call. But now leaving work Brooke was everything she could think about.

As Vanessa stepped into her home she was greeted by Akeria, which really wasn’t a surprise to Vanessa because she spent more time at her and Silks place than she did at her own home. “So Brooke huh?” Akeria said with a smirk. “Silk, bitch, the fuck?” Vanjie said while taking her heels off. “So if Silky hadn’t told me- you wouldn’t have told me?”, “No! It’s not polite to kiss and tell,” Vanessa said walking into the kitchen and getting herself a glass of wine. “But, hoe, did she text you tho?” Silky asked when Vanessa got back to the living room.  Vanjie shook her head looking at her wine glass “But maybe it’s for better, you know,” Vanjie took a sip of her wine “but she had a different vibe than all the others.”. Vanessa couldn’t really explain how Brooke made her feel. It was something else. She just couldn’t put her finger on it. Every time she thought of Brooke running her fingers through Vanjies hair, or the soft touch of Brookes’ lips on hers or even the way she smiled at Vanessa, V would feel so warm inside and couldn’t hold back a smile.

Vanjie had just been staring at the wall for solid five minutes trying to sort out her thoughts. She was a mess inside but hold her calm on the outside. “Girl, you okay?” A’keria asked sitting down next to Vanessa to what the girl just nodded. “Yeah, you know… actually no, I am feeling the feeling where you don’t know what the fuck you are feeling” A’keria smiled at V “Vanj you fall too fast and then crash too hard, you need to stop”. Vanessa just rolled her eyes and continued the night catching up with A’kerias and Silkys life dramas.

Vanessa hugged A’keria goodbye and went to her room. Layed on her bed and looked up to the white ceiling.  Her mind usually was going 100 miles per hour but this time it was going twice as fast. “Bitch, you need to go to sleep,” she said to herself. But how could she when every time she closed her eyes she saw the blonde girl she only had known for a day. Finally, she felt herself drifting to sleep when she heard her phone buzz.

BROOKE

It was around six when Nina finally met up with Brooke. Nina was a very observant person and very good at reading body language so she immediately noticed that something was off with Brooke. “Spill it,” Nina said with a smile “How was the party?”, “It was something” Brooke smiled shyly and buried her face into the menu. “Brooke, what is going on?” Nina said lowering Brookes menu from her face. Brooke took a huge sigh and told Nina about Vanessa. Firstly she told her about how V ran into her and how she then saw her outside and invited Vanessa to her place. But then she started talking about Vanessa. About her gorgeous body, about her beautiful dimples, her hair, her eyes. Her fucking smile. How funny and sweet she was. How happy Brooke felt around her. How she wanted more and more and more. How she woke up wishing Vanessa was laying next to her. They were interrupted by the waiter who wanted to take their orders. After the waiter left Nina grinned widely, she hadn’t said anything until this point “You have a crush on that Vanessa, my dear.” , “Stop being ridiculous” Brooke said, knowing full well that Nina was right. “You are talking about her like Aladdin talked about Jasmine,” Brooke just raised an eyebrow for Ninas Disney reference “meaning you are literally in love with her, Brooke Lynn Hytes.” Brooke laughed “Okay that is a strong word, maybe crushing a little bit but definitely not in love,”. Nina smiled softly “I think you should call or text her.”, “I would if I had her number.” Their food came and they continued talking about other things.

As Brooke got home she was greeted by Henry at the door. She went into her bedroom to slip into something more comfortable when she saw paper crumbles on the floor. She picked one of the bigger pieces up and it read ‘nessa xx’ she immediately realized that V had probably left her number and now her cats had completely destroyed it. “Fuck,” she yelled out “I love you guys but honestly you’ll be the death of me.” Brooke collected the pieces of paper and saw that the phone number wasn’t destroyed. Should she call her? Text her? No! Yes. Maybe? She took her phone and called Nina instead.

“I have her number,”

“Text her then!”

“You think?”

“Fuck yes, you know what the cost of not following your heart is?”

“Ummm… ”

“Spending the rest of your life wishing you had.”

“Oh god, you are so corny. But okay I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Bye!”

“Bah-bye”

Brooke didn’t know how to do this because she had never done this. She can’t just ask her out, right? Not how it works. Or is it? She sent the message and tossed her phone across the bed. Now all she had to do was wait for the text message ding.

[kmjxngins]

the conservation of happiness | jongdae

q:  hi, my dear! ('tis me again ❤) i love your writing and thank you for doing this!! would love a non-idol jongdae angst to fluff. if you could tie in some serenading that'd be adorable and awesome.

a: hi dear! thank you for supporting me and liking my writings asdfgh means so much to me!! i hope this scenario fits what you wanted c”: i’m sorry jongdae didn’t come in until midway, but i felt like a regular argument wasn’t gonna make it v relatable so i made it more like a progressive thing? hope you like!! rest assured jongdae has enough screentime thO

it hadn’t been a great week - it was pretty exhausting, if you had to be completely honest with yourself. while you knew that the week was going to take a toll on you, both your mental and physical state, it had far exceeded what you prepared yourself for.

monday had started off fine, you had a paper due - but you had been working on that for a month now and you were just refining some words to make your essay sound more convincing. it was imperative that you got a good grade for that essay, since it contributed to a large percentage to your final grade in the year. and you needed the grade to make the cut for a scholarship you were aiming to apply for and obtain. you pulled out your computer from your bedside table in the morning, deciding to do some last minute editing and run-throughs before you submitted the written paper. monday had started off fine, or so you thought.

it wasn’t working - your computer. the very thing that contained your precious 25-page essay, not functioning like it should’ve been. it was a brand new computer, too, having bought it with jongdae just a few months ago. you pressed and pressed and pressed on the ‘on’ button, holding it down for long periods of time or short presses, whatever you thought would work - you were desperate to get your computer to work. fully, and utterly desperate. glancing at the clock, you huffed and got out of bed, running your fingers through your hair in slight frustration. keep calm, y/n, keep calm. you repeated over and over in your head, you couldn’t let this small setback get to you, much less affect your mood and concentration.

to your relief, you did submit the essay to your professor on time. you had pulled on a large sweater, deciding to head to the library to complete it. perhaps, you thought, that since monday brought the unexpected, that tuesday was going to be better.

it wasn’t.

you were kind of frustrated, the first two days of the week bringing you to the brink of exhaustion already. you didn’t know how exactly you were going to survive the rest of the week, it started to look less and less promising.

you had dance classes on tuesday. and dance class was almost always fun and stress-relieving, not meaning to be stress-inducing. but perhaps it was the stress of an upcoming public performance that was due to happen in two weeks taking a toll on everyone involved in the performance. or maybe it was just a bad day for the rest of the team, too. it had started off as a small strain as you were stretching for warm-up, your ankle feeling more sore than other days, less stable than most practices. but you brushed it off as not being used to dancing this much, because the last time you had been involved in a production was a year ago. 

to your, and everyone else’s, horror, your ankle gave way mid-practice, just as you were doing a pivot on your right foot. you were turning half-way, feeling a sudden strain run up the side of your leg. it was throbbing, more than a usual burn would from a muscle being overworked. an uncomfortable sensation ran through your body and despite your mind telling yourself not to fall during practice because there was just half a month left to the performance, your muscles screamed in protest, forcing you to drop on your side mid-song. long story short, your senior wrapped your ankle up in a bandage, and pushed you to the front of the room, forcing you to sit out of practice. and while you knew that he had good intentions, you couldn’t help but beat yourself up for being so careless.

the principle of conservation of momentum mentions that the final momentum would equal to the initial momentum without a net external force acting on a system. this worked the same for the principle of conservation of happiness, too, right? if monday and tuesday weren’t the best of days, the rest would be, right? you weren’t too sure anymore, you didn’t know what exactly to expect anymore. 

wednesday passed by as monotonous as ever, but you were glad nothing out of the ordinary happened. maybe the week was starting turn for the better, or so you thought.

thursday brought you nothing but trouble. you were well aware that thursday was going to be hectic - you had majority of your classes on thursday, so your bag was heavier than usual. and while you had to hobble around to the various lecture halls, ankle still recovering from tuesday’s small accident, it was relatively smooth-sailing. you hadn’t fallen asleep in any of your classes either, which was surprising (not really, considering you had gone to sleep early the night before). but as you reached into the front pouch of your bag, you realised that it had been open the entire time you were going from class to class. reaching inside to feel for your keys, your heart fell when you registered that your keys had fallen out too. exhaling through your nose, you dug into your pocket to dial jongdae’s number.

you hadn’t done so the past few days because you knew that he was busy with his own thesis statement, as well as his outdoor performance with his batchmates that was on saturday. you didn’t exactly want to disturb him with whatever you were dealing with and the both of you had reached a stage where there wasn’t a pressing need to see each other every day. you and jongdae knew the importance of personal breathing space and respected each other. your relationship was comfortable, and jongdae was always, always the one you could go back to.

he picked up two rings later, after you had pressed your phone to your ear, wanting to hear his voice and feel just a bit more comforted with his presence - even if it was just over the speakers of your phone. “hello?” you heard a chirpy voice from the receiver. you could hear the smile in his voice, unmistakable lips curling up into a bright smile imprinted in your head. you smiled slightly at that thought. “jongdae?” you murmured, readjusting the strap of your heavy bag over your shoulder. he hummed, probing you to continue. “are you home? or is it a bad time?” you asked, sighing and stepping away from the door of your apartment. you knew it was no use to stand there, when it wasn’t going to open without the key. 

“i’m home, are you okay?” he responded, to which you took a deep breath in reply, tentative and unsure. you knew that the week was important for him, for him to have a good rest and a clear mind, but at the same time, you had no where else to go, and jongdae had your extra key too. “can i come over? i know you’re busy and need to practice but i-” he cuts you off with a yes and you’re just so relieved, you didn’t know what you would’ve done. “why would my girl not be allowed over?” he teases quietly, making your lips curl up unconsciously. he seemed to always have that effect on you. you aren’t sure what it was, but he just made your day seem just so much better. it’s like he can tell how you’re feeling over the phone and you’re unbelievably thankful for someone like jongdae. 

you shuffle over to his apartment, which is pretty far away, but still a walkable distance, so you decide to take a small breather and walk, admiring the green trees along the road as best as you can. your mood isn’t the greatest, and you don’t want it to affect jongdae’s too much, either.

when you knock on his door, he opens it with a flourish, thin lips curled into a smile that you love and adore so much. his eyes are shaped into crescents and he looks so, so happy that you find yourself falling and pressing yourself against his chest. your bag drops unceremoniously to the floor and your arms wrap around his waist impossibly tight. you feel his own arms wrapping around your shoulders, hand cradling your head to his chest, chin resting on the crown of your head.

you feel so safe in his embrace, warm and cozy, and you don’t let him go even as he picks your bag up from the entrance and pushes the door to his apartment close, locking it behind him and coddling you and nudging you towards the couch. you stay seated next you him, ears still pressed close to his torso, hearing his steady heartbeat through his shirt, his skin, calming yourself down and gathering your thoughts together. jongdae lets you be, carding his fingers through your hair softly, gently, keeping quiet and waiting for you to speak.

which you do, eventually. you tell him about your week, which hasn’t been at all fulfilling, nor happy. you tell him about your new theory about the conservation of happiness - he laughs at it, which makes you feel more at home. his laugh is so uniquely his, reverberating through his throat and coming out so genuine, that you can’t help but want to hear it for the rest of your life. he sounds the happiest when he’s laughing, and you figure that you want to be the source of that happiness for a long time. but he listens, shifting the both of you into a comfortable position and you’re leaning against him. you talk, and talk, and talk. you don’t know how long you’ve talked for - but you’re exhausted and relieved because you somehow don’t feel so bad about yourself anymore. 

jongdae’s fingers run up and down your back soothingly and as you find yourself losing steam and trailing off, you hear him say, “wanna have a listen of the song i’m performing this saturday?” and you’re kind of shocked. you look up at him with a questioning gaze because he’s been keeping this song under wraps for a long time, not letting you hear it at all. you know that this is a pretty important song to him, because he usually shares his compositions with you and you’re always the first to hear the raw versions of his future performances and pieces for class. 

“it’s supposed to be for you, anyway.” he confesses, laughing at your perplexed expression and pressing his lips to the tip of your nose. oh, you mouth in understanding and nod slowly, not expecting an impromptu singing session on jongdae’s part. jongdae just laughs and clears his throat, the first note of the unperformed song resounding through the otherwise empty apartment of his. it rings loud and clear, his voice crystal clear, like a refined diamond. he sings, and you glance at him, feeling yourself smile at his expression. his eyes are closed and he always has that look of conviction, concentration and passion for singing whenever he does - which you hope to see in yourself.

never gonna let you go, giving you my heart and soul, i’ll be right here with you for life

he sings to you, peeking one eye open at times to make eye contact, a smile creeping into his voice when he catches you staring. you hold the eye contact with him, raising your eyebrows slightly, in a friendly yet challenging manner. he laughs, pressing fingers to your side, making you feel ticklish, making a move to squirm away from him. he keeps his grip on you though, strong yet loving - you don’t know how he does it, but he always manages to make you feel better in one way or another. you know that while your week is far from over, with jongdae around, it’s nothing that can’t be overcome. 

perhaps your principle of conservation of happiness isn’t wrong after all.

[briteboy]

yelling @ santi, i’m evil again (what else is new), SOME REALLY REALLY OLD ASKS, one GoT spoiler at the very bottom (beware)

*angrily slaps santi* GET YOUR SELF TOGETHER YAH POOP HEAD

Lou and Fiona deserve happiness pls let it happen ty

they do ;-; it will happen, don’t worry, no one suffers forever <3 i’ve actually been planning out lou’s story and i’m excited to actualize it hehe

I just read all of Santis story. Dear god, it is amazing. I cannot begin to describe how much I love it. I have been really sick lately and have such a hard time concentrating on anything for more than one second but I have not been able to look away from this story, not even when I re-read it for the third time. You are an amazing writer and I have fallen in love with every charachter you have introduced. I teared up so many times and my heart began beating fast, it was really an experience.

OH MY GOD ;___________; YOU READ IT THREE TIMES WHAATDOSOIGODFSKL holy shit thank you so much, i don’t even know what to say right now lmao ;-; i’m just kinda in awe that i was able to grab your attention like that and that you enjoyed it so much and just askjdjfsd THANK YOU i can’t say anything else but just thank you, people like you make this all worth it <3 

A case of the novembers is the kinda story you read and you just know its going to stick with you for awhile. Like ones day, you'll be long gone in the future, doing something totally different, older wiser, all that bullshit, and you'll just randomly remember what a bittersweet story it was.

OMFG ;___; holy heck asjdjnfkdkjs this really got me right in the heart lmao. that’s the kind of story it’s always been for me and seeing other people interpret it that way as well is just mind boggling, thank you <3 

You are evil. My poor heart hurts. ;______________;

you've ruined my life

Life hack: listen to the entire Hamilton soundtrack whilst working out at the gym. By the end of it, you'll have lost half your body weight due to sweating and crying at the same time (pls help this was such a bad decision)

OMG that’s me with grimes’ art angels lmao i go hord to kill v maim and venus fly

hamilton fans also go hord i respect it. learn more about history get swole killing two birds with one stone

Okay this is so fucking random but a while ago you did a post where you talked about perfect bby gianni saying that he spent a lot of time in introspection and like Thank you 'cause now I have a word to put on this thing I do when I try to figure why I feel certain things or what my relationship with people/random shit is and why and yeah I kind of understand myself a little better now so thx a lot!!! 😘😘😘 Also, you're great.

i think i was actually talking about santi (’cause that’s where we’re at right now, in that period of introspection for him heheh) but YES omg that makes me so happy ;-; it’s a good word lmao and i do the same thing, in fact i’m always trying to figure out my relationships with everything in order to understand myself more. that’s kinda why i’m so into astrology haha. i’m glad you finally got to pin down that feeling for yourself, it’s the best when that happens <3 YOU’RE GREAT TOO 💫

NOOOOOOOO MY FAVS THIS CAN'T... LOU.... SANTI PLS... THIS IS A RIOT 😭😭

let’s start protesting santi in the streets

Hi!! Umm I'm guessing you do but just in case, did you know there was a tear accessory? I think it's an eyeliner (cause you mentioned having to draw them yourself)

yeah i do! i mentioned the ones by s-club, i’ve used those a couple times. but i like drawing them myself because i feel like it’s weird to have the same single teardrop every time one of my characters cries (and we all know they’ve been crying a lot lately lmfao) if they didn’t cry often i probably wouldn’t feel compelled to draw the tears. but i don’t mind drawing them honestly, it’s kinda fun lmao. thanks for your consideration <3 

so im sitting here thinkin....... what if santi goes on this trip and coms back and lou is in a relationship!?!?!

👏santi👏get👏it👏together👏

HE’S TRYIN

i want to die

AAAH SOLE DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN CUTE DEVIL CHILD AND I ALMOST DIED TWICE TATOO MAN YES

I HAD TO READ THIS LIKE THREE TIMES TO UNDERSTAND IT LMFAOSDOJDKF BUT YES their relationship kills me the most ;__;

wait santi tried to kys :'(

WHERE U BEEN he did  :{

what font do u use in your histories?

arial!

hi u have a really pretty blog and I hope you have a good day

THIS IS SO SWEET I DON’T DESERVE IT ;-; I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO HONEYBEE 🌻

nyooooooom

I WENT M.I.A FOR A LITTLE AND I COME BACK TO READ UP ON THE STORY AND HOW DARE YOU ASHDDJFKL

@teishajenaie on instagram looks like Rooney to me, idk if you'd agree but ??

i see it!! definitely in the eyes and nose. also sorry i answered this literally like 3 months later lmao

gooey by glass animals gives me santi vibes :) ive been listening to it on repeat (bc im tht bitch) and it was making me think of you and his story! c: i hope you dont mind me over here lmao anyway, im excited to see where it goes and real excited for a back story for lou!! <3 lots of love

omg haha that’s actually funny because i used it in that one scene of him tripping, although it’s like completely a gianni song to me (at least personality-wise, it’s even on his playlist on my character page) and noooo i don’t mind, i love that song and i love when people recommend me songs!! i have a whole bunch of recommendations in my inbox that i need to acknowledge omg. anyway I’M EXCITED THAT YOU’RE EXCITED, especially for lou’s story, it’s coming up reeeeeal soon <333

i feel so late to the party but i Just started reading your story like five minutes ago and im absolutely entranced by it already and i cant wait to catch up and finally understand what to heck is going on

this was sent literally forever ago when santi and molly were out there being wild in the desert lmao so i hope you caught up and everything. “entranced” omg that’s such a wonderful word i’m honored

i didnt think i could love you more but the fact that you watch arrested development makes me so happy. i cry. my boyfriend has a mr manager, bluths frozen bananas shirt thats literally my favorite thing ever.

OMGGG YES i watched it once forever ago and i need to re-watch it asap lmao. I’M PRETTY SURE I BOUGHT THAT SAME EXACT SHIRT FOR MY BROTHER FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR

Just a biiig prank. Huge

this one is from so long ago i don’t remember the context but i laughed at loud when i read it. huge

i was playing with uncharted for the first time today and they said Navarro in it and i was like THATS MY BOI SANTIII

santi infiltrating everyone’s lives my bf played uncharted tho!! it looked cool. like indiana jones. i liked the marketplace part. a monkey stole his apple

Hi sunny! I really am in love with your story (even if it's tearing me apart at the moment) and just wanted to say you're cool Stay strong ma dude

HI THANK YOU <333 you’re also cool my dude and i’m sorry for tearing you apart (if it makes you feel any better this story tears me apart on a daily basis)

what packs and expansions do u have for ur game?

ummmmmm all of them except vintage glamour and fitness stuff. i wish i didn’t buy some of the stuff packs lmao but what can ya do i actually didn’t even get vampires or bowling or parenthood until like a month ago lmao i’m late to the party

Oh shit she's been dead hasn't she. Like this is all a drug or alcohol infused bender of mollys memory, she's probably never left. They're probably still at the hospital. I hope I fucking wrong but shit I also hope not. Poor santi

we’re so far past this but i just wanted to publish this anyway lmao it was a good theory! and this person was so sure of it it kinda made me wish it was true lol. sorry if that disappointed you but i’ll always remember this one in my sad sad heart 💔

how long did it take for you to make friends here? I started a simblr because I really like storytelling with my sims & I thought it'd be fun to meet people who enjoy that, too, especially since I don't have many friends irl...but I've been here for quite a few months now and it seems like no one even cares that I'm here....everyone I try to interact with pretty much ignores me after a message or two....I'm just feeling really discouraged about my presence here :/

I’M REALLY SORRY I DIDN’T ANSWER THIS SOONER ASKJDKJFSDKA (i’m sure it didn’t help the fact that you feel ignored, i really really hope you see this) but okay uhhhhhhh i only had acquaintances from 2015 up until like this year? then i started really becoming close with people. so it took a while lol, but i think everyone starts off slow because it’s mostly about the actual game we’re playing at first and then making friends just happens through that. don’t get discouraged, like i said it took a while for me. you really just need to reach out to the people you’d like to become friends with, reply to their posts, give your genuine thoughts, say something that’ll make their day...people notice that no matter what they have going on, i promise. i hope you’re still here and hanging in there. don’t get caught up in who’s talking to you or not talking to you, just do your thing, enjoy what you do, and people will notice you. <3

3. Hi so I just wanted to say that I love your story, I'm here for every update. I'm an s3 player I play s4 every once in awhile but s3 has my soul. I love Santi and I know he will be happy in the end, whether it's with Lou or not(hopefully it is tho) I only want him to be happy. I go through so many emotions in one post, like this is a tv drama and I can’t wait for the next episode. This is the end of my cut and paste. Have a nice day.❤️

HI HELLO <3 this is so sweet and i can’t believe you actually care about my story lmao thank you i’m glad you have faith in his happy ending, i don’t want anyone to think i genuinely like making my characters suffer lmao. i only do it to make the happy ending more satisfying. asjdfjksd comparing my stuff to film or tv always makes me so giddy so THANK YOU ily <333

"Suicide before you see this tear fall down my eyes" (Beyonce) reminds me of Molly's situation soooo muchhhh aaaahhhhh

OMG YES what a good connection. good song good connection yaeeahhh better call molly with the good hair

Ummmm... hello! I just read through your whole story with Santi and I'm like... holy fuck. Not only is your story wonderful, your editing is so good. I'm surprised I didn't shove my eyes up against my computer screen. Please continue making wonderful things and being great. Signing off 12:31 in the morning, I hope you have as much fun as you want to

“as much fun as you want to” omfgasdkngjd why did that make me laugh so much. don’t have too much fun, have the responsible amount of fun anyway HELLO thank you soooooO much ;-; pls don’t shove ur eyes up against the screen i’m almost positive that’s not good for them. but i appreciate this so much thank YOU for being great <3 signing off at 2:18 in the morning after ignoring this message for months now (i’m sorryyyyyyy) but um ily

HELLO??? I JUST READ A SERIOUS CASE OF NOVEMBER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I'M LIKE CRYING???? y u do dis to me I hate you and love you at the same time

(I need to rant I'm sorry) My uncle is really positive towards the army and war and stuff like that and all day he's been going on about how it should be mandatory to serve in the military, especially for "little brat girls" like me? And it's stressing me out so much I want to cry :( The army and war is something that genuinely scares me and I don't want anything to do with it, but he's just going on and on! What should I do?

this is literally sooooooooo late and i feel so bad i’m sorry, i hope this still helps you out and i hope you see it tho okay. i’m pretty sure this was even before the trans military ban like whew idek what your uncle must think about that. tbh just ignore him, like i know it’s hurtful but like...what is his point in telling you this? i would’ve literally been like (sarcastically) “ok then sign me up” but i’m also a lil shit so that’s probably not the best thing to say. but really like the only thing he’s trying to do is feel powerful by means of expressing his militaristic (no pun intended) opinions to someone far younger than him. it’s so that he feels bigger and better than you (especially by calling you a brat). he’s a sad man and anyone who relies on the military, of all things, to shape a person probably doesn’t have a strong sense of self anyway. i love you okay, just ignore him, don’t let him stress you out <3

I'm a little high and it's late but I have a lot of courage now so I've been following you for a while and I just want to tell you how much I love your story! I have come across other places on tumblr who do this but none have captured me as this one did! You are amazing and I am in love with this story! Thanks fo being you! :)

ONMG YOU HAD TO BE HIGH TO SEND THIS LMAO that was me this weekend anyway thank you so much, it floors me every time anyone says these kinds of things to me and it never gets old ;-; you are so amazing ok <333

you can't possibly be offended by a homophobic joke in game of thrones, it's set in medieval times. they had several lgbt characters in it, it's not the show that's homophobic, it's the characters, which is accurate for that time period.

o i can and i will lmao i mean i get where you’re coming from but with that logic you could say it’s only accurate to put homophobic jokes in today’s media just because people are still homophobic in the time live in. i know it’s the characters, but you do understand that someone writes those characters, right? it’s bad writing. it’s lazy and pandering and because of that it’s offensive. idk if you know the exact dialogue i was referring to but it was so completely unnecessary lmfao. they could’ve made a million other jokes. regardless of how it offended me it was just BAD lmao

SPOILER BELOW OK DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YA

@ I wanna watch GoT anon: don't. It's just so fucking bad. The definition of overhyped tbh (and btw, sunny, PLS HELP HE SCREWED HIS FUCKING AUNT WTH)

LMAO SOMEONE ACTUALLY AGREES WITH ME? wow bless u. it is definitely overhyped, like it was good at first but it’s been riding that hype through these past couple of seasons to disguise the bad writing. i understand being entertained by it, but i’m always surprised when people think it’s actually well written at this point...it’s so cringey and now thanks to the season finale this fanbase will be justifying incest. great!

OK MOVE ALONG NOW

[verdigrisprowl]

Apr 17 Dancitron Movie Night - Heaven Can Wait

Everyone in the movie sucked at explaining themselves properly and Prowl hated it. But the employees in the mansion were charming.

NoodlesAtNight 8:29 pm *In a much better mood than last week, Soundwave is already parked in his usual spot with Laserbeak attached to one arm and giving her scritches under the beak. Seats are gathered and snacks are out.* FakeProwl 8:31 pm *appears, and immediately sits with Soundwave. while nobody else is here and they can still talk freely—* How did your meeting go? Fabuest 8:32 pm *tumbles in* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm :> FakeProwl 8:32 pm *that didn't last long* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm Bird! :> NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm @P: (txt): Soundwave: employed. Area: security, surveillance. Probation period. Small nice apartment; necessary supplies, technology; reasonable credits; archive access - limited now, increased later. Fabuest 8:35 pm [[ ... did it not update my name. it ratchet. U TOO ARE SHOWING AS GUEST. ]] NoodlesAtNight 8:36 pm {{It Swoop! Hi Swoop!}} Swoop now has a hat. FakeProwl 8:36 pm ((rabb.it doesn't update the "guest" label inside the chat itself.)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:36 pm Bird! Hi Bird! :> ((The benefits of writing like a toddler. Easy recognition lol)) FakeProwl 8:36 pm ((if you hover over their icon to the left under the screen it'll show their real name, but not in the chat window)) ((which means there are two people who display as "guest" tonight and that's going to make logging the chat a bitch ;;)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm ((Want us to label ourselves?)) ((Like "Swoop:"?) araneamechanica 8:37 pm (( can they make an account real quick? also hey hey hi, might be lurking ooc, might not, we'll see FakeProwl 8:37 pm ((u don't have to, but it would make my life easier)) ((it's easiest to just make a real quick account tho)) Chillsins 8:39 pm *Is he late enough to be fashionable? No? Oh well.* NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm *Ravage eyes Windchill. He didn't drag that in.* ((five min to get what you need)) Chillsins 8:41 pm *Windchill is largely oblivious to being eyed.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:41 pm ((is swup)) NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm ((yay)) Chillsins 8:42 pm *He's going to sit—yep, you guessed it—somewhere in the back* Chillsins 8:43 pm (( Ehehehe does everyone use their tumblr icons but me? I only just noticed that might be the case.)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:44 pm Bird. Me Swoop got a thing. *shows off a pic of the pteranodon fossil that tarantulas gave him* NoodlesAtNight 8:44 pm ((it was just so i could spot my own dialogue easier lol)) {{You got bones? Where you getting dead Swoops?}} Chillsins 8:45 pm (( Yeah tbh. I think mine is still pretty obvious, it's just not as dumb looking as my blog icon. )) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:45 pm *the datapad with the pic has been in the dinocave and therefore very near death, someone release this poor thing from its mortal coil, it did nothing to deserve this* Dunno! It show up. It super cool. NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm *Soundwave shakes his helm. Can Wheeljack not invent a sturdier datapad?* Fabuest 8:46 pm *right well. SOME MINUTES LATER Ratchet finally takes a seat. With Prowl probably.* NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm ((okiedokie, just waiting on puff to return i think)) *Soundwave nods to Ratchet and Windchill* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:48 pm Cave got lots of bones! That where Dinobots come from. Kehehh. Not come from bones. Autobots find bones and Wheeljack "get ideas." Him Wheeljack get in trouble if him "get TOO MANY ideas," keheheheheh! NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm {{Him should making bonk-head dinosaur. Us seen them bones. Shockwave got records.}} Fabuest 8:48 pm *small wave, but Ratchet will very much be sitting on the OPPOSITE side of Prowl from Soundwave* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm FakeProwl Swoop want LOTS of DInobots! But no more until OPTIMUS say okay 😶 Fabuest 8:49 pm *I mean, obviously he wouldn't be sitting between them, but there's. there's definitely a Prowl between Ratchet and Soundwave tonight.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm It stinks NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm {{Meh meh meh. Optimus unfair. Big truck aft.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm Meh meh meh :> NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm *A huge claw taps Ratchet from the side. Zori would like to say hi.* Fabuest 8:50 pm Hey! Don't talk about him like that. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:50 pm :V Fabuest 8:50 pm It's not so easy to build Dinobots anyway, y'know. Chillsins 8:50 pm *Snickers quietly in the background.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:50 pm You Ratchet build more Dinobots????? :V Fabuest 8:51 pm Heya, bugbot. How's it goin? NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm {{Bird not said nothing lie~}} He's big, he's a truck, and he's got an aft. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:51 pm Her Bird know eeeeeverything :> Fabuest 8:51 pm Hmm. Got other projects on the go, kiddo. But it's not off the table. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:52 pm MORE DINOBOTS!!!! :V FakeProwl Swoop tell Grimlock more dinobots NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm #Ratchet! #you are here! *And he is HUUUUUUGE* #can I sit here? FakeProwl 8:52 pm *there's no one here tonight that Prowl can bounce his holomatter avatar through, so he's just holo without the matter.* NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm ((About that... lemme buzz you on skype real quick)) FakeProwl 8:53 pm ((o7)) Fabuest 8:53 pm 'Course ya can, buggo. Still big, huh? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:53 pm *This movie as a disturbing lack of dinosaurs so Swup will just lay on the floor and be a Bird perch* Chillsins 8:54 pm A butt... NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm #yes... *mournful beep* Chillsins 8:55 pm *He's waiting for them to say something else already.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:56 pm Dinobots play football before It okay Tackling fun keheh NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm *Zori scrambles up and thunks down next to Ratchet. A good friend spot.* Fabuest 8:57 pm Tell ya what though, you're a lot more pillow shaped now than ya were before. You wanna scoot between me and your boss? I can lean on you. [[ veggies done brb ]] NoodlesAtNight 8:57 pm *He'll HAPPILY do*& Chaoit 8:57 pm -he's late, huh?- NoodlesAtNight 8:57 pm [[Greetings, Blaster. It just started.]] Chaoit 8:58 pm Hello, Soundwave. Not too late, that's good Chillsins 8:58 pm Wow. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm Talky movie boring. Soundwave and Blaster fight instead :V Chaoit 8:59 pm Looked painful Uh....Swoop. No. NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm *Tilts his helm* [[This one has done nothing to infuriate him yet.]] Chaoit 8:59 pm Likewise Chillsins 8:59 pm *Sighs. He rather liked Swoop's idea.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm FUN fight for friends? NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[...He is not a friend.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:00 pm then FIGHT :V Chillsins 9:00 pm Big surprise, he's running again you guys. Chaoit 9:00 pm Can you guys /not?/ MedicalMurdersaurus 9:01 pm keheehee Chillsins 9:01 pm Oh dear. Chaoit 9:01 pm Oh. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:01 pm dead! Chillsins 9:01 pm A collision. FakeProwl 9:01 pm @Soundwave «... Where would your new apartment happen to be?» *what if they're gonna be in the same facility.* NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm {{Neheheh. Him only start new graveyard now.}} Chaoit 9:02 pm -he comes here to take a break, not get into fights with the host- MedicalMurdersaurus 9:02 pm Them skip fun part. Us not see CRASH or see MEDIC STUFF. Boring. NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm {{WHAT medic? Him deeeeeead.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 9:03 pm Them take parts from dead mech NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm @Prowl: (txt): Address not assigned yet. Soon. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:03 pm Recycle :> Fabuest 9:05 pm *leans on bug* NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm *claw tip tap. happy bug* FakeProwl 9:05 pm ... Why don't they just tell him he's dead. NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm [[This one may be about to.]] FakeProwl 9:05 pm Finally. Chaoit 9:05 pm Trying to be nice MedicalMurdersaurus 9:06 pm Him pretty clean for being dead Chillsins 9:06 pm *Snorts.* Chaoit 9:06 pm Wow FakeProwl 9:06 pm There's nothing nice about failing to inform him of his own state of existence. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:06 pm Him human. Human crash goes splat. Him not look like splat. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm {{Maybe it inside splat.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 9:07 pm ohhhhh Maybe! Chaoit 9:07 pm HAH FakeProwl 9:07 pm @Soundwave «Well. Congratulations on your new position.» Chaoit 9:07 pm He wasn't supposed to be dead MedicalMurdersaurus 9:07 pm What "escort" mean Chillsins 9:08 pm He might live to regret that decision. Fabuest 9:08 pm [[ 8 years. ]] NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm @Prowl: (txt): Appreciated. Pleasing. First duties: increased Metroplex, Iacon spread; track, find missing mechs. Simple. FakeProwl 9:08 pm "Escort" means going with someone from one place to another. NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm @Prowl: (txt): ...Prowl recommendation known. Deep gratitude. FakeProwl 9:09 pm In this case, going with this person from his death site to the afterlife. Chillsins 9:09 pm *Cackles* NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm *Laserbeak CACKLES* Chillsins 9:09 pm *It's so morbid he LOVES IT* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:10 pm Them stealing bodies? NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm [[Changing bodies. Trading sparks.]] Chillsins 9:11 pm They're going to take the body of someone else who dies. NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm [[...Or whatever humans have. If they have anything.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:11 pm Human spark? Him should get BIG BIG body For smashing things Chillsins 9:12 pm He should reincarnate as, like...an elephant. NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm {{How him play Supered Bowl?}} MedicalMurdersaurus 9:12 pm Elephant pretty cool :> Chillsins 9:12 pm Now that would make for an interesting movie. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:12 pm Him stomp other player!!!! Chillsins 9:12 pm Wow. He still doesn't have a clue. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:12 pm Her have cannon 😮 Her going to fight him :V With cannon NoodlesAtNight 9:13 pm [[Short fight.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:13 pm BOOM! Keheheheheh NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm ((*whacks puff's internet*)) FakeProwl 9:15 pm @Soundwave «Well. Starscream needs more mechs that aren't complete idiots. Especially ones that know what to do if their boss becomes a tyrant.» MedicalMurdersaurus 9:15 pm Her gonna fight for home Punch him! Burn house down :> Fabuest 9:16 pm *sits up* Sorry, bug, I just got a call. Hafta head out. See you another time, hey? NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm #awww #okay! *pincer hug?* Fabuest 9:17 pm *heh. pincer hug sounds okay* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:17 pm Everyone in house talk stuffy, dumb Snoody NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm @P: (txt): Ideal: Starscream not given tyrant becoming chance. {{Them rich. It what them rich doing.}} Fabuest 9:18 pm Night Prowl, night Swoop. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:18 pm What rich doing?? FakeProwl 9:18 pm Evening. Fabuest 9:18 pm *scoots* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:18 pm Night night *has no idea what "rich" even is* pagglesham paddlesam Her talk like blurr :V FakeProwl 9:20 pm *silently mouths "peg-all-sham." ???* NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm *He's never heard the word either.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:21 pm Her going to run away really really fast keheheheh Chillsins 9:21 pm *Checks his saved copy of wikipedia.* *It's a location, presumably the one they're disputing.* NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm *Soundwave huffs. He's enjoying this whole on-screen conversation.* Chillsins 9:22 pm *Paglesham, but he'll keep it to himself.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:22 pm FIGHT :V aww... Bird, this movie not a fight movie :< Chillsins 9:23 pm *Snorts.* NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm {{Bird not said it fight movie.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 9:23 pm ???? Why not fight movie??? FakeProwl 9:23 pm They're going to get married by the end and it's going to be annoying. Chillsins 9:23 pm I have to agree, I can smell it on the horizon. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:23 pm Gross :< Chillsins 9:23 pm I hope I'm wrong. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:24 pm Lock in a closet? That sucks PUNCH HIM for closet Chaoit 9:25 pm !!! -startles awake at screaming- MedicalMurdersaurus 9:25 pm Him not good at hitting things Gotta follow through NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm [[These humans must not be experienced murderers.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:27 pm :V Chillsins 9:27 pm *nods.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:27 pm No one here. Them should fight :< Chillsins 9:27 pm Why is that table so big. They're so far away from each other. Why even eat off a table when you can eat off of the floor? MedicalMurdersaurus 9:28 pm All the humans look like Prowl FakeProwl 9:28 pm @Soundwave «So. He wants to increase Iacon's spread. Why? We can barely support Metroplex at this point.» NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[...How.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:28 pm black and white FakeProwl 9:28 pm ... *baffled blink* NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm @Prowl: (txt): Negative, negative. Surveillance spread. Better observation, monitoring. Chillsins 9:29 pm I see no flaw in that argument. FakeProwl 9:29 pm @Soundwave «Ah. More reasonable.» Chillsins 9:29 pm *He's black and white too, but. If he doesn't point it out, maybe nobody will realize.* I like how big her hair is. It's really dumb. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:30 pm Mirror?? NoodlesAtNight 9:30 pm *Soundwave's spines twitch. He really wishes the human would stop playing that.* FakeProwl 9:31 pm *ooh. berth mirror. kinky.* Chillsins 9:31 pm *Raises a lone eyebrow.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:31 pm Keheh that little helicopter NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm {{No polo, no sail. What him old body ACTUALLY do?}} MedicalMurdersaurus 9:32 pm Bird, you could kill that helicopter no problem Chillsins 9:32 pm Look at it go. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:32 pm It sucks Chaoit 9:32 pm .... NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm *She puffs up with pride* {{Bird knocking it out of sky in nanos~}} Chaoit 9:32 pm -right, Blaster maaay be going back to sleep- Chillsins 9:32 pm *He thought the helicopter was cute, but okay then.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:32 pm *NOT AS CUTE AS BIRD KTHX* FakeProwl 9:33 pm @Soundwave «Well, do keep me up-to-date on anything interesting you pick up.» MedicalMurdersaurus 9:33 pm You Bird great fighter :> Chillsins 9:33 pm *NOT THE POINT* Wow, another massive waste of a table. What an outrage. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:33 pm Maybe them fight on table :> NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm @Prowl: (txt): That, -never- in question. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:34 pm :V FakeProwl 9:34 pm *twitch of a smirk* Chillsins 9:34 pm I'll define destroy for you. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:34 pm That way better movie Chillsins 9:34 pm *CRACKS KNUCKLES.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:34 pm Fight California! NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm *Copies the smirk down. Ho ho.* [[How in Primus' name do you expect them to fight a piece of non-transforming land.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:35 pm Smash stuff Chillsins 9:35 pm *Raises hand.* I would do it. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:35 pm DO IT :V Chillsins 9:35 pm I'll fight anything. FakeProwl 9:35 pm *mumbles* punch the ground. Chillsins 9:35 pm Hey I did that once. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:35 pm PUNCH THE GROUND :d Chillsins 9:35 pm And I won. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:35 pm *:D Chillsins 9:35 pm Ask Whirl. NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm *Rumble from upstairs* //Punch the ground!// [[Rumble, return to work.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:36 pm ((Go team)) FakeProwl 9:36 pm *shouts upstairs* We're watching a movie. No earthquakes. Chillsins 9:36 pm *Snickers* NoodlesAtNight 9:36 pm //Fiiiiiiine!// Distant laughter MedicalMurdersaurus 9:36 pm Sludge good at stomping Him ONLY good at stomping keheheh .... them fight porpoise? Him get boat. Him fight fish. That good idea. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm [[They'll either fire him or think him brilliant.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:38 pm Keheheh Her jumpy jumpy Not so good at killing people 😕 This base pretty big For humans NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm [[It is a wonder they do not get lost.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:39 pm First lady in closet Now other humans in closet This boring. Them fight outside instead. NoodlesAtNight 9:40 pm [[Closets can have their uses from time to time.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:40 pm Not for DInobots NoodlesAtNight 9:40 pm *Silent ping to Prowl. A bit of humor.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:40 pm 😛 FakeProwl 9:40 pm ... I'm more interested by the—what is he, a butler? servant? than anyone else. Chillsins 9:41 pm *Squints at Soundwave's comment.* NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[He spent much of the Terrorcon epidemic trapped in one, in fact.]] FakeProwl 9:41 pm *pings back. yes indeed they can.* NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[The butler is amusing. And patient.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:41 pm What terrorcon epidemic? FakeProwl 9:41 pm The butler is handling this so calmly. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:42 pm Epidemic is sick thing NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm {{Them zombie mechs all over Nemesis. It bad.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 9:42 pm Ohhhh zombies :V NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm *Soundwave is absolutely not looking at Windchill right now, also.* FakeProwl 9:42 pm *Prowl aspires to that kind of cool impassivity in the face of absolute nonsense* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:42 pm You Bird fight zombies? 😃 NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm ((ngl the butler's response to literally everything is basically why i went ahead with this film)) FakeProwl 9:43 pm *he's only about 80% there. and the 20% makes all the difference.* *mutters flatly* There it is. NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm ((between him, the wife, and Mr. Jordan, it was juuuust enough)) [[To be fair, she was angry at a very different human.]] Chillsins 9:44 pm *Blinks* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:44 pm What divorce? FakeProwl 9:44 pm That doesn't mean she has to fall in love with him one day after he becomes a different one. Chillsins 9:45 pm Divorce is when you screw up really bad. NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm [[Ah. No, it does not. But that is human movie timing.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:45 pm Wheeljack do that all the time keheh Chillsins 9:45 pm *SPITS.* NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Laserbeak rolls over in the air laughing* FakeProwl 9:45 pm Or: they could leave out the romance. Chillsins 9:45 pm *PLEASE let Swoop keep believing that.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:45 pm *is a comedian???* NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm [[Also a good idea.]] Chillsins 9:46 pm *Snickers at the staff.* NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm [[...What hideous decor.]] Chillsins 9:46 pm I love it. FakeProwl 9:46 pm *what considerate servants. adding a second cup for the imaginary person he's talking to.* Chillsins 9:46 pm It makes me want to punch things. NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm *Soundwave trembles a little.* Chillsins 9:47 pm *Snickers at that comment too.* FakeProwl 9:47 pm *his doors shiver slightly* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:47 pm 😕 Chaoit 9:47 pm -awake now...again- MedicalMurdersaurus 9:47 pm *is too young for this comedy???* Chaoit 9:48 pm ...whatwa....oh the movie NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[A second murder attempt. No need to be alarmed.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:48 pm Him look like wizard Swoosh dress Chillsins 9:49 pm It's too fancy a dress for me. *He knows it's a robe, don't correct him.* NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm [[It is a lovely color.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm [[He wonders if this is what your timeline's Necrobot does.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:51 pm Necrobot is zombie? FakeProwl 9:51 pm This story won't convince the trainer. He should have started out by telling the trainer things that only the quarterback would know. NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm [[He's rather inexperienced with this 'death' thing. Understandably.]] Chillsins 9:52 pm This guy. FakeProwl 9:52 pm He should crack his neck. Chillsins 9:52 pm I can only assume he doesn't imagine death enough to pull this off is all. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:53 pm This dumb. Him want football body. Him steal football body. Him should steal shark body FakeProwl 9:53 pm There. There he goes. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:53 pm That cooler Chillsins 9:53 pm *Has to admit Prowl's idea if probably what will happen* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:53 pm Then him not need boat :> Chaoit 9:53 pm pfff )) MedicalMurdersaurus 9:53 pm Him kill coach and take Him body?? NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm {{Him coach too old.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 9:53 pm Yah that bad idea NoodlesAtNight 9:54 pm [[A considerate host provides a chair for one's stunned guests to collapse into.]] [[He has at least a dozen and the coach missed them all.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:54 pm Him go kill other football player then no training :> Chillsins 9:54 pm PFFFFT. Well...it's not wrong, only immoral. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:55 pm Immoral means cant die NoodlesAtNight 9:55 pm [[No, no. That's immortal.]] Chillsins 9:55 pm *Cackles.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:55 pm What immoral? Chillsins 9:55 pm *he's too busy giggling to define immoral right now, please try again later* NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm [[-What is the point of that cannon.-]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:56 pm Him got BAD aim. Shoot shoot shoot. No one dies. FakeProwl 9:56 pm Another word for "evil" or "bad." MedicalMurdersaurus 9:56 pm Him say "bad" next time NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm *More trembling.* FakeProwl 9:56 pm They're slightly different. Chillsins 9:56 pm Training montage Who, me? I'll say whatever I want. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:57 pm This montage sucks. No rocky music. Bird, do Rocky music :> How you BUY team? 😕 Chillsins 9:58 pm I thought most teams had owners. NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm ((ah yes! there's a line coming up that implies more about Farnsworth being an awful person but nobody actually says anything)) MedicalMurdersaurus 9:58 pm 😕 Chillsins 9:58 pm We can look it up. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:58 pm ((omg)) Chillsins 9:59 pm *Don't mind him, he's researching. * MedicalMurdersaurus 10:00 pm KAHAHAH Chillsins 10:00 pm Aw, I was hoping he'd died and would have to find another body. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:00 pm Him TERRIBLE at football That good idea! Them kill him and then him can be player that killed him! Over and over and then Him in the best football body FakeProwl 10:01 pm The player in front isn't passing the ball like he's supposed to. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:02 pm Dinobots play football with Autobots before. Them run away REAL fast, keheh. Faster than this By LOTS NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm [[You played with Blurr, he takes it?]] Chillsins 10:03 pm I believe it. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:03 pm Us play with lots of bots. Hound DROVE away keheheh. FakeProwl 10:03 pm Oh, now they're passing. NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm [[They did strike a deal.]] ((if we MUST see commercials, they could at least shake them up)) Chillsins 10:04 pm (( NEVER. )) NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm ((though this is better than the golf one that came up literally every time on preview)) FakeProwl 10:04 pm ((all geico all the time)) Chillsins 10:05 pm That floral print... *Hand over spark.* NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[You are welcome to it.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:05 pm Her BIT NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm [[He'll keep his dark walls and lights.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:05 pm *BITE Chillsins 10:05 pm Thanks, I'll keep it all. It's so horrible I want to keep it all to myself anyway. FakeProwl 10:06 pm *mumbles* I like the dark walls and lights. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:06 pm Her head look like cloud :> FakeProwl 10:06 pm *his apartment has dark walls and lights too* Chillsins 10:06 pm *Doesn't everyone's?* Guest 10:06 pm Cloudhead NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm *Windchill should see most of the deployer rooms. The answer to that is 'no'.* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:07 pm Fire is BEST light :V Chillsins 10:07 pm *Well damn that's cool. He's only seen dark rooms in recent memory.* NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm @Prowl: (txt): Soundwave pleased decor satisfies, found comfortable. Most Autobots not accustomed. {{Boss not got fire on frame, neheheh.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 10:08 pm Dinobots not afraid of ANYTHING :V NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm {{Only many many light.}} Chillsins 10:08 pm *FAKES A YAWN* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:09 pm Bird not supposed to be on fire :> NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm {{No! No. Bird not fireproof. D:}} MedicalMurdersaurus 10:09 pm You Bird awesome without fire! Soo Pretty awesome FakeProwl 10:09 pm @Soundwave «I prefer dimmer lights than most mechs.» MedicalMurdersaurus 10:10 pm Oh, him have sight now. Maybe him better shot this time. Headshot? 😃 Chillsins 10:10 pm One can only hope. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:11 pm heeeaddshootttt 😕 FakeProwl 10:11 pm Why doesn't he just TELL her what's going to happen to him. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:11 pm *this is not what Swoop wanted* *no one's heads are exploding* *he was lied to* FakeProwl 10:12 pm She'll think he's crazy until a few months later when a stranger corroborating that story comes up to her. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:12 pm 😕 😕 😕 FakeProwl 10:12 pm Honestly. Why does nobody in this movie explain themselves upfront. The representatives from the afterlife, this man TWICE... NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm [[Miscommunication is responsible for much of life's problems.]] Chillsins 10:13 pm Especially in film. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:13 pm Him taking really REALLY long time for aiming KEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEH That good fall keheheh Chillsins 10:13 pm Good job. NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm [[Well. She might believe him now.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:14 pm Him need better body this time With cannons FakeProwl 10:14 pm Miscommunication is enough of an issue without fools who fail to give an adequate explanation in the first place. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:14 pm And better aim And armor Chillsins 10:14 pm With cannons and a really big butt. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:14 pm Rhino :V Chillsins 10:14 pm That's what I would go for. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:14 pm Butt??? Kehehe. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[...Why specify the large aft?]] Chillsins 10:14 pm I know what I'm about. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:15 pm ??? NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm [[Very well.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:15 pm Maybe Him police car this time NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm [[He doesn't think humans can cross into Cybertronian frames.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:16 pm Why? NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm [[They have no spark.]] [[...At least, not that Knock Out ever found.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:16 pm How them walk around no spark? 😕 NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm [[Organics are strange that way.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:17 pm Them have one. Cause Her Carly nice. Her bomb Decepticons and give Dinobots coloring books :> Chillsins 10:17 pm *Steeples fingers.* NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm [[...What do hats matter.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:18 pm Her make Daniel. Her an engineer. FakeProwl 10:18 pm He's an incompetent investigator. NoodlesAtNight 10:19 pm [[...It's baseball night all over again.]] FakeProwl 10:19 pm *snort* NoodlesAtNight 10:19 pm {{Her Carly talented. Maybe her got.}} MedicalMurdersaurus 10:19 pm Dinobots like Carly :> NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm ((DAMN IT RABBIT CAN YOU NOT)) Chillsins 10:20 pm (( Rabbit you absolute butt. )) FakeProwl 10:20 pm ((oh good, this time it wasn't me)) NoodlesAtNight 10:20 pm ((i'm sorry y'all, it has moments like this... at least it's not as bad as LS most times)) Chaoit 10:20 pm ((-smacks rabbit- ((WORK NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm [][][]A clearer picture[][][]? [[If looking through Earth dirt, perhaps.]] FakeProwl 10:21 pm *... oh, while they're on pause.* NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm *Soundwave calls Frenzy down to help him inspect the wiring. If glitch mice have got indoors again...* FakeProwl 10:22 pm *all this talk about affairs and divorces reminded Prowl.* NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm *He'll work with his feelers and stay seated.* FakeProwl 10:23 pm *ping. do repairs have soundwave too distracted?* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:23 pm *streeeeeeeeettchhes* NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm \\LOOSE CABLE! GOT IT.\\ Chaoit 10:24 pm .... NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm *Soundwave makes a small 'go on' motion to Prowl.* Chaoit 10:24 pm -awakeish now. Needs to stop passing out like this- NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *Frenzy hears football and he's already down here, so he drops into a chair and kicks his feet up. Might as well see the rest.* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:25 pm This movie so boring every movie watch tv *even Chillsins 10:25 pm I have to agree with her. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:25 pm Us go play football! It more fun than dumb movie! Chaoit 10:26 pm .... Chillsins 10:26 pm Kind of creepy MedicalMurdersaurus 10:27 pm Him go see medic. Broke body still broke with new spark. FakeProwl 10:27 pm @Soundwave «In the interest of keeping you updated on my other relationships, you should know that I'm no longer dating Quark.» Chaoit 10:27 pm Yeah..uh... NoodlesAtNight 10:27 pm \\I'LL PLAY WHEN IT'S DONE. I WANNA SEE IF HE DIES AGAIN.\\ Chaoit 10:27 pm Not gonna...not gonna ask MedicalMurdersaurus 10:28 pm 😃 Chillsins 10:30 pm A man just died though. FakeProwl 10:30 pm ... So he doesn't care that the other player he trained just died. NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm @Prowl: (txt): Surprising. *Stops to consider that.* Negative. Not surprising. Unexpected timing. Soundwave can request reasoning? MedicalMurdersaurus 10:31 pm It okay. Bot die all the time. Whatever. Him win :> Chillsins 10:31 pm Look at all that jizz. Chaoit 10:31 pm Right....uh...not asking. Again. NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm \\MAYBE HE'S ALL MIXED UP OR SOMETHIN'. TWO DEAD GUYS, A FRIEND COMIN' BACK, 'N A WIN. CONFUSIN' STUFF.\\ FakeProwl 10:31 pm @Soundwave «... No. It's not my business to share. Just incompatible personality differences.» NoodlesAtNight 10:33 pm *His hands fidget a bit. He senses something juicy, but... he can't have it, so he stays quiet for a few seconds to get control of his words.* FakeProwl 10:33 pm *oh, VERY juicy. but prowl isn't sharing it.* NoodlesAtNight 10:33 pm @Prowl: (txt): Understood. Notification appreciated. Anything needed? Chaoit 10:33 pm -yawns- NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm \\TRAINER GUY GOT KINDA FRAGGED OVER. ALL THAT 'N HE AIN'T GOT HIS FRIEND ANYWAY.\\ MedicalMurdersaurus 10:34 pm Confusing NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm [[Why?]] FakeProwl 10:35 pm @Soundwave «... No. I'm glad it's over.» MedicalMurdersaurus 10:35 pm dead not dead dead not dead alive? NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm [[This seems to be his final body.]] FakeProwl 10:37 pm *... rubs the back of his neck. Getting his memory wiped out...* Chaoit 10:37 pm -wait, what happened to him?- NoodlesAtNight 10:37 pm @Prowl: (txt): ...Also unsurprising. However, if Prowl -- Prowl touching neck. *Subtle hand offer.* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:38 pm This movie dumb. Them do fight club instead. Chillsins 10:38 pm *Looks more bored with this segment than anything.* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:38 pm Them in parking lot anyway That more fun NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm *The human made a mess of being the last guy with the wrong memories, can't do it a second time.* FakeProwl 10:38 pm *... brushes hand through Soundwave's hand. not solid tonight.* NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm *Of all the times for him to be unable to offer comfort.* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:38 pm Fight? :< NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm [[Quite the opposite.]] Chillsins 10:39 pm That's a little weird, but okay. MedicalMurdersaurus 10:39 pm Opposite 😕 FakeProwl 10:39 pm @Soundwave «I'm fine.» Chaoit 10:39 pm ...I'd say I didn't understand it, but I think I slept through most of it MedicalMurdersaurus 10:40 pm It dumb. You fight Soundwave now? :> Chaoit 10:40 pm No MedicalMurdersaurus 10:40 pm :< NoodlesAtNight 10:40 pm @Prowl: (txt): Acknowledged. Unfinished statement: If Prowl: glad, Soundwave also. Best outcome. [[He's not fighting anyone. He has plenty to fight here on his own planet.]] [[He will send you a copy if you wish, Blaster.]] Chaoit 10:41 pm Ah, thanks, but I doubt I'll have time. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm *Small nod.* [[Very well.]] *At least the mech got some rest. He does wonder what all is going on in that timeline that Blaster would dare fall asleep in his base.* *...Also, he feels personally attacked by this song.* Chaoit 10:42 pm We're trying to figure out how to repair some of the more extensive damage done to Cybertron FakeProwl 10:42 pm *idly wondering if that's how the other Soundwave managed to kidnap Blaster* Chaoit 10:42 pm -nope got kidnapped after being thrown out of a space-bridge experiment- NoodlesAtNight 10:43 pm *Cybertron repair u say.* Chaoit 10:43 pm -yup- NoodlesAtNight 10:43 pm *Soundwave leans forward a bit.* [[What damage?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 10:43 pm Bird, this boring. Us go fly! NoodlesAtNight 10:43 pm {{Okay! Onetwothreego!}} MedicalMurdersaurus 10:43 pm :V NoodlesAtNight 10:43 pm *ZOOM through the smallest crack in the doors* MedicalMurdersaurus 10:43 pm keheh <3 Chaoit 10:43 pm ...Megatron was trying to dig to the Core for some reason? MedicalMurdersaurus 10:44 pm *AND OFF HE GOES* ((later nerds :D)) NoodlesAtNight 10:44 pm ((seeya! 😃 )) [[Was he, now.]] Chaoit 10:44 pm That and the cities and downs are kinda ruins ((byyye! Chillsins 10:45 pm *Shakes his head.* Chaoit 10:45 pm Uh...yeah. He had his prisoners and some of the stronger 'cons digging I think he went a bit...insane? towards the end NoodlesAtNight 10:46 pm [[None of them live to be asked?]] Chaoit 10:46 pm Well, Sideswipe was one ...and most other Autobots from my timeline, actually... Prisoners, I mean They got captured and forced to dig alongside the 'cons If that's what you meant? NoodlesAtNight 10:48 pm [[They're unlikely to have been told. The Decepticons involved are dead?]] Chaoit 10:49 pm .....I don't know. You could try asking your alternate, though. He may have a better idea. Chillsins 10:49 pm *Stretches.* All right, losers. It's about time I headed out. Chaoit 10:50 pm But he was...kinda 'banished' to a far out outpost for some reason NoodlesAtNight 10:50 pm [[Farewell, Windchill.]] Chaoit 10:50 pm 'bye Chillsins 10:50 pm Good night, thanks for the movie about dead people. *With that, he rises and leaves.* NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[Perhaps he will. Your kind should as well. Knowing what Megatron intended may give you a better idea of how to undo what was done.]] [[...Or, if nothing else, how to prevent someone repeating it.]] *He's only ever heard of a few reasons to travel to the core and none of them were good.* Chaoit 10:54 pm I hope. I would like an answer....he was insane. Not stupid. NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm [[Often the case.]] Chaoit 10:55 pm And, yeah, having a repeat would...best be avoided. Chaoit 10:56 pm But other than a large hole that nearly leads straight to the Core, we have to repair the cities...or a city. Our population is not very high NoodlesAtNight 10:57 pm *Taps his fingers against his thigh plating* [[Have you found a source of energon around which to center a first choice?]] Chaoit 10:59 pm Solar. So far we've remained in orbit around a star that the option is viable. NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm *If Prowl ever wondered how much Soundwave intended to stick to his promise to assist Cybertrons, well...* Chaoit 11:00 pm We're working on a more permanent one, but as long as our orbit doesn't change, we are fine NoodlesAtNight 11:03 pm [[-Solar?- Fascinating.]] Another small series of taps. [[Should you require assistance seeking out that more permanent form, contact him. Certain creatures here are used to find new wells. He would consider arranging the trade of disease preventative and a small trained group in exchange for information regarding your solar form.]] FakeProwl 11:04 pm *is idly considering asking about the solar form as well. but... no. it's dangerous enough that starscream has his servos on an energon extender. the last thing cybertron needs is a fuel surplus.* Chaoit 11:04 pm It's not too terribly hard...getting the amount of solar radiation is the hard part. FakeProwl 11:04 pm *as far as prowl is concerned, it's enough that he now knows where he can ask if he ever decides a solar form would be good for cybertron.* Chaoit 11:05 pm And, thank you for the offer.I will keep it in mind for when it comes up in the meetings again. NoodlesAtNight 11:05 pm *Now, Prowl, just because you know something it doesn't mean Starscream HAS to hear about it. He knew much Megatron never did.* [[You are...]] Oh, the word feels wrong. [[...Welcome.]] FakeProwl 11:06 pm *well, why would prowl ask for the form now if he's not going to hand it over to starscream? it's not like prowl has use for it.* NoodlesAtNight 11:06 pm *Because they may not always have access to Blaster, and Starscream may not always be leading.* *Bleh bleh BLEH. If only keeping his promise involved less politeness to alternate mini-nemeses.* *This is out of his comfort zone, damn it.* Chaoit 11:08 pm -Oh, suck it up, he has to play nice with the Shockwave from his timeline after the glitch tried to shoot him on sight- NoodlesAtNight 11:09 pm *Fine. At least Blaster's never magnetized himself to Soundwave and gotten Soundwave thrown out of his own home...* FakeProwl 11:09 pm *Prowl's boss is his direct, native nemesis. both of y'all suck it up.* NoodlesAtNight 11:09 pm *Prowl wins.* *...WAIT. No he doesn't. Starscream never formally reciprocated that.* *PROWL'S CHEATING. CALL THE COPS* FakeProwl 11:10 pm *WHICH IS EVEN WORSE* Chaoit 11:10 pm -Prowl wins that round- Chaoit 11:11 pm -And isn't Prowl already jailed?- FakeProwl 11:11 pm *yeah. by his boss.* NoodlesAtNight 11:11 pm *...Good point. Let's not get his sentence extended.* Chaoit 11:12 pm -There we go- NoodlesAtNight 11:13 pm *Soundwave sits back again, satisfied for now. He will probably inquire as to progress next time he sees Blaster.* Chaoit 11:15 pm -Wednesday then?- NoodlesAtNight 11:15 pm *If Blaster makes that. If not, the next of these.* Chaoit 11:16 pm -Maybe he should just start bringing his reports here too, huh?- -Well, ,the finished ones. This one is still being edited- NoodlesAtNight 11:17 pm *It's a friendly inquiry! Er... 'friendly'. He's just eager to be of service to struggling alternate planets and learn more about different Megatrons.* Chaoit 11:18 pm -'Friendly' huh? Okay, 'wave, he can roll with that- NoodlesAtNight 11:21 pm @Prowl: (txt): Time left before departure necessary? FakeProwl 11:21 pm @Soundwave «I'm still not allowed to work because of my recent injury. So I'm available all night.» Chaoit 11:23 pm -stands and stretches- Right. Need to get back to work. Thanks for the movie, g'night NoodlesAtNight 11:23 pm [[Farewell, Blaster.]] ((thanks for comin!)) Chaoit 11:24 pm ((it was fun! Thanks for showing NoodlesAtNight 11:26 pm (txt): ...Should not keep -all- night. However, if Prowl wishes, first repayment possible. Alternative: other activity. FakeProwl 11:28 pm *thinks the offer over* ... I've been using the forced vacation to try to catch up on my sleep, honestly. NoodlesAtNight 11:29 pm (txt): Also accepted. Expectation: first time deep rest possible in many vorns. FakeProwl 11:30 pm Pf. That's not much of an exaggeration. NoodlesAtNight 11:30 pm (txt): Good. Exaggeration unintended. That, done when own war ended. (txt): Desire acknowledged; Prowl rests. Extended contact another time, perhaps. FakeProwl 11:33 pm *nods* I'll see you next time. *... leans head slightly in? they can't PHYSICALLY touch, but* NoodlesAtNight 11:34 pm *Oh, good. He wanted to do that, but felt ridiculous just trying by himself given the situation. He'll lean in and be careful to go exactly to where the solid holo would stop.* NoodlesAtNight 11:35 pm (txt): Dream well. Obvious suggestion: House arrest removal. {humor} FakeProwl 11:38 pm Hm. Sounds like a nice dream. NoodlesAtNight 11:38 pm *Small nod.* *Which sort of would end up a nuzzle of sorts were that solid but who's counting.* FakeProwl 11:43 pm *well. he's already said his farewell. time to actually go.* *farewell ping. avatar disappears.* NoodlesAtNight 11:45 pm *Soundwave vents and sits back against his seat for a minute to stare up at his ceiling and think. There's a lot on his plate now. Life keeps getting ever more interesting...* *He'll eventually get up and move things back where they go before heading up for recharge of his own.*

[jibootaes]

hello i am here for the *cough cough* bts ask shit-thing :)))) so um like 2, 4, 6❗❗❗❗❗, 8, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16❗❗❗❗ (i enjoy to see you suffer cc: ), 21, 23❗❗❗, 24, 25❗❗, 26, 28❗, and 29 - love you, aoibheee

kassy i know for a fact that you’ve given me hard questions i sware,,,, anyWAY THANK U BABE HERE WE GO

2. describe is detail the moment where you fell in love with your bias(es)?

wHOOO so here we go lads strap yourselves in this is gonna be a wild ride. sooo, as u maybe know kass i was v deeply in love with the piece of food we call googie (jungkook that lil shit) @ first bc this boy was my first introduction to bangtan. he was the first person that caught my attention (the first vid i watched was dope so yeah he was in a police uniform and he just looked so good i literally pointed @ the screen and was like “YOU”) he was just go good-looking and charismatic an d fuck the slut was cute ok. the first pics i saw of him did not help with my utter infatuation like seriously look how could u not fall in love:

so yeah my infatuation with jungkook was not short lived but dUN DUN DUN HELLO BIAS WRECKER

taehyung slid into my dms abt two months after i had discovered bangtan anD THEN THE FATEFUL SHIP TAEKOOK,,, he was literally not there one second and i was having a peaceful relationship w kookie and then fuckiNG BAM here’s this cute lil peach with the prettiest smile ive ever seen and a laugh i would like to be played @ my funeral and literally the best personality and voice ive ever seen or heard like please taehyung if you’re reading this pls marry me bb

so yeah now taehyung is my ultimate bias of all of kpop im just so in love with him. everything abt him just makes me want to pick him up and eat him like please taehyung jUST I LOVE U. i hope this answers the question lol im just all over the place bc i love him sm :(((( well the moment i fell in love w him was p much when i was rewatching the boy in luv and war of hormone mvs and i just stared rlly hard @ him and was like?? yes thank u?? ill explain more in the next question lmaO

4. the moment you knew you wanted to commit to them 

anYWAY yeah i had a brief tussle between jk and tae, many arguments in my head but like i specifically remember the moment i decided taehyung was my bias- i was sitting up in my bed and it was abt 11 pm and i was looking @ the boy in luv music mv for like probably the seven hundredth time and he just appeared w his cute orange hair and his deep voice and i just snapped inside and everything inside me melted idk i jUST LOVE MY BOY TAEHYUNG KASS U KNOW THIS

all his awkward and endearing moments definitely made me fall for him even more, especially in the early days of knowing bangtan. i watched all the “v vs. awkward moments” like over and over and i just new that i was head over heels for him even tho i was trying to deny it bc i was adamant for jk to be my ult bias for a while lol 

one of the moments specifically!! the one where they’ve won a cruise ship and the presenters are trying to tell him whats happened and hes just so confused and blank anD SO FUCKING CUTE and hes just like?? u wot m8?? and like the presenter’s like “cruise.. travel.. hAPPY” anD HE’S JUST LIKE “WOW” o my god i love him so much dont evennnnn

6. favourite kimdaily and why?

GIRL WHAT YOU TRYNA DO THIS IS HARD,,, so ummmmmmmm dear god whICH ONE

probs this one?? its just his outfit is so cute and i love those trousers on him and namjoon!! in!! beanies!! and a pink one @ that!! i fucking agree!! and wow hes so pretty in shirts like that and just everything in this pic = perfection,, im probably missing so many kimdailys but this is the one that came to mind so ye!! i love namjoon!! whatta boY!!

(this one’s also iconic,, minions who? i only know namjoon. legends only.)

8. favourite eatjin moment and why?

oml def that time jk joined in and they were making noises and doing “interpretive dance” to say how the “food made them feel” and they just went so insane that namjoon heard them and like came into the room and they stopped immediately and sat there lookin innocent while namjoon was like “what’s going on?” and jin was like “nothin dear go away ur hearing things” i sWARE THESE BOYS IM SO :’)

9. how did you feel when yoongi released his mixtape?

does this explain? but no seriously that boy set me on fire that shit was so gooD and he deserved all the praise he got for his hard work and perseverance!! i love min yoongi :(

10. when did you realise that you’re in too deep?

i think it was the moment i watched bangtan bombs and interviews with no eng subs and just smiled so wide and laughed my ass off with them even though i had no idea what the hell they were talking abt?? and also when anyone asked me what i would want for christmas for for my birthday or anything like that and it was literally just like “buy me bangtan merch please”. o and when i forced my my mum and my grandpa to watch three whole episodes of eatjin. i loved it. 

14. top 5 ‘you’re lame but i love you anyway’ moments?

1. uhhhh so basically all of american hustle life lol but specifically that one moment where taehyung is trying to get across the room while namjoon is having an interview on one side of it, and he just fucking fails @ everything and breaks lights and trips and when he tries to slide back across the room on a fucking skateboard he falls of too and trips again and just namjoon was sO DONE i loved it even tho tae is the lamest person i swear 

2. the interview where jin confirmed namjin by telling everyone that namjoon was his celebrity crush, resulting in an awkward dude hug :’)

3. when jin said he rapped just like jay-z and yoongi just fUCKING LOST IT LMAO

4. “win. lose. at the end of the day i still have this face so who’s the real winner here?”

5. when jk sang to that dude on american hustle life and the guy said “i like your voice” and jk replied “yeah, i like you” and the rest of bangtan reacted like it was the fucking best thing in the world oml i lov my idiots 

15. the very first moment where you felt their sincere passion for music?

i mean, i always knew they really did love what they were doing, it was apparent just through how they express themselves and how invested they are in getting the music and performances just right.. but i guess it was really during the start of the wings era when i realised how much effort and time and heart that namjoon and yoongi and all of the members put into the lyrics and the whole album. what really hit me was how namjoon told us abt how they all just sat with jk and cried, and how the lyrics of begin really showed his feelings. along with all the lyrics from the wings album, especially their solo songs. it really gave me that feeling of knowing that they completely loved what they were doing and loved it enough to write about their own heartfelt experiences.

16. when was the moment when you felt ‘aw, kook is all grown up now~’?

KASSANDRA I SWEA-

?? why would u make me do this 

21. what was the reason the you believed that they would make it big one day? 

i think it’s always just their sincerity and hard work and pure talent that got them where they are. they’ve worked and grafted so hard to get to this level, but it was clear to see at the start of their career how much raw talent there was there, either with their fucking lit dancing and different style of music, there’s just something so attractive abt bangtan that you just can’t deny. they are DIFFERENT and i think that’s why so many people love them. also they’re huge dorks and i love them sm :(( also!! their music videos.. damn son. if you want just one reason out of many, there’s one. captivating storylines, amazing music, beautiful boys, beautiful dancing. need i say much more?

23. how did they impact on your life positively?

um, where do i begin??? ok so, first off, i’ve made new friends since discovering bangtan, interent and irl! they have such a huge fanbase its hard not to run into a few people you connect with. also, they have always, ALWAYS made me smile everyday since i found them around a year ago… yes hello i am that sappy stan trademark but like!! my boys!! sunshines of my life!! their music always makes me feel better, i love listening to it until i can sleep at night,, i have found my soulmate too?? mr. kim taehyung?? whatta man?? also a certain min yoongi has made my cry thoughtful, sincere tears with a lot of his lyrics.. i find this positive bc he opened my eyes up to a lot actually? his and namjoon’s lyrics are always hard hitting on a lot of down-to-earth, normal subjects like school and everyday problems. also i’ve found many more posters to fill up my walls with so thats good!! they make me feel all fuzzy ok, i love them :’)

24. were their negatives in stanning them? if there was/were, what were they?

well, there are no negatives that affect me personally really.. i mean i’ve gotten some teasing and stick @ school for like something that’s not essentially “normal”. i mean, i’m from a tiny, tiny town in rural ireland so?? please fourteen year old white boys?? give me your opinions?? bc i need them so much?? tell me how weird it is to listen to korean songs and how i dont know what they’re saying and how shit they are even tho you have never even layed eyes upon them?? :/ it’s really nothing tho, my love for bangtan outshines any hate that i’ve ever received lol 

25. what kind of role do you wish to see taehyung act as?

BITCH DONT GET ME STARTED I,,,, so i really want to see him a modern day, possibly bad boy, moterbike riding, leather jacket wearing, cocky ass motherfucker,, please i dont care what type of drama it is really i just need to live out my biker!tae fantasies,, just give me a tae that i can make head canons out of with amazing gifs for backup!! just let my baby boy act his heart out :(((((((((((((((( WITHOUT GETTING MURDERED IM LOOKING @ U HWARANG U FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING I SWEAR IM STILL SO UPSET ???

26. a song of your choice that you wish for any of them to cover?

im sorry im a sinning man but i want to hear taehyung sing strange love by halsey in his sultry, deep voice so i can die peacefully. also?? tae singing death of a bachelor by panic! at the disco?? kill me?? 

28. most touching/sentimental moment of them

i think just the whole mama 2016 awards? bc they won artist of the year and jk and yoongi and jin just broke down in tears and all i could think abt was how hard they’ve worked and all they’ve been through and how they’ve been dreaming and hoping abt a day like this… and backstage, when namjoon pulled yoongi into that hug… dont even… 

29. the proudest moment of them so far

um??? when they fucking literally blasted through the charts with spring day and the whole ynwa album?? stan legends only please?? they’ve gotten so far, everything just makes me proud :(( MY BBY GOOGIE GRADUATED TOO IM

ok dude that’s everything thank u for reading this long monster ;) LOVE YOU TOO KASSY