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Puss and his three diablos

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🐾//The Three Diablos Headcanons

The events between Puss meeting the Diablos and encountering Humpty and Kitty are actually very close to one another. The Diablos came after Humpty's betrayal, and since Kitty is no longer with Puss, Santa Coloma as well. So, it's safe to assume that by 'Puss in Boots: The Last Wish', years have passed, and the kittens have somewhat grown up a bit. In the context of these headcanons, they're in their preteen to teenage years and still serve as bodyguards for Princess Alessandra Belagomba.

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Literary References: -'The Owl and The Pussycat' -'Little Robin Redbreast' -'Hey Diddle Diddle'

TW: Child/ Animal Abuse and Child/ Animal Death ---

⚔️Gonzalo:

His so-called 'scrappy temper' is still intact, he's a grumpy, sardonic feline but he's managed to mature. Truth be told, before his intervention he had been more of a bruiser than he was a hero, fortunately, he's renounced his hyper aggressive attitude in favor of being the snarky big brother with a heart of gold. He’ll tell it like it is, no flowery words or detestable small talk, he’s the blunt, cutting voice of reason that his team needs him to be. However, he's still got a lot of work to do regarding his temper, but he's taking it slow one day at a time.

He's the 'brawn', the biggest Diablo, clocking in at 2'11" and thirty five pounds, he throws that weight around at any chance that presents itself. He didn't get his scars by sitting around, he loves a good fight maybe a bit too much with how heavy-handed he can be, but the other option would be to let the enemy win. And for a wild cat like Gonzalo, losing a fight is worse than dying, especially when his siblings are depending on him.

Upon reuniting with Puss, Gonzalo gave the loosest, most half-hearted hug of his entire life to protect his 'cool cat' persona, but he betrayed himself with his near deafening purring. Puss, on the other hand, was taken aback by his nephew's radically different image, the soft little tortoiseshell he once knew had grown into a giant, grizzled warrior, and he was so taken aback by that revelation he almost forgot to introduce Kitty and Perrito. Gonzalo happily accepted Softpaws and Perrito into his family, he likes sparring with her and sharing his endless troubles with him. Furthermore, he'll also take extreme pleasure telling both of them the story of how 'The Three Diablos' met and defeated Puss in Boots, taking great care to highlight all the ways they had humiliated him. 'Ah... Arena en los ojos. It works every time!'

He's had the most encounters with Death due to his past callousness and directionless wrath. 'Gold, Grace, Glory' the Diablo mantra, was reinterpreted as 'Gauge, Goad, and Gut' after Gonzalo became an untouchable bully in his newfound position of power, picking brutal fights both physical and verbal with anyone he believed even looked at him ‘funny’. His ceaseless fighting saw him rack up a win-loss streak of one hundred three to zero that was abruptly shattered when a challenger draped in black nearly cost him two whole lives. The ordeal left his mind and body scarred as a constant reminder that he has one less life, but it was ultimately the humbling experience that he needed.

'The Fiddler, The Robin, and The Owl' should remain unmentioned around him unless one wants to unwisely incur his wrath. Yeah, that was a job gone wrong if there ever was one, three criminals for each Diablo to capture and they only caught Robin and the fiddle itself. The Fiddler and Owl had left an injured Robin behind to take the heat for a botched heist and he remains incarcerated to this day, while that lovely mystical instrument of theirs is currently being held in the Belagomba treasury. The Diablos didn't leave empty handed, so why is he upset? Simple... He was knocked unconscious by Owl for the entire duration of the fight.

He doesn't like his milk plain, it's got to be chocolate, premixed or with chocolate syrup, no compromises. 'Brand is irrelevant, the flavor is all that matters, and I could go for a glass of leche con chocolate right about now'. If his siblings weren't there to stop him, he would most definitely down entire kegs of the stuff if presented the chance.

🌸Perla:

The clever and cunning cat of the group, she's easily the most noble Diablo with how quick she is to take blows on behalf of others. Although, she can be alarmingly impatient and too ambitious for her own good, which often has her come across shortsighted and unbearably pragmatic. Thankfully, her less than savory attributes typically become her greatest strengths when facing an 'all-powerful' enemy or self-important court official.

Compared to her rather 'eccentric' brothers, she easily fills in as the 'brain', and it suits them all just fine. She's the planner, the tactician, the diplomat, the self-appointed leader, everything she had to be to keep them together since she was a littler kitten. When one plans fails, she's quick to pull out another one in the blink of an eye to complete her mission.

Wholly unexpected from a lady such as herself, but she tackled Puss to the ground in the warmest embrace her furry little arms could muster when he returned to Belagomba. He treats her like a little princess much to her dismay, she's more used to giving affection to others than receiving it, which makes Puss' paternal gestures so, so embarrassing. She's still wary of the overly friendly Perrito because of her long not-so-fun history of running for her life from stray mutts, but she adores Kitty, she loves her so much that sometimes, if she's not careful, she may let a 'mamá' or two slip out.

'You wouldn't spare him a cup of water, but you would now trade a life for his return? Tch. Was he not a citizen of your kingdom, gatita? The citizens you swore on your lives to protect?' She had pleaded with Death not to take a homeless beggar with him, a beggar that she, prior to the apparition's visit, perceived to not be worth a second of her time. Her failure to empathize with the ailing man cost him his life, but she was determined to convince an unmoved Death to bring him back, no matter the cost. So, she came up with another deal, he can take as many of her lives when he determines that she's failed to live up to heroic status, to which he... Accepted. Intrigued by her, Death, without missing a beat, took her tail as assurance stating that he'd be back for the remainder of her spine if she 'strayed too far'. She knew what he meant, and it was through that encounter that she truly gained her noble heart.

Nearly caused an awful scene in Far Far Away Palace after being tasked by Alessandra to entertain young King Arthur's beloved Bichon Frisé, Fido, while royalty gathered elsewhere in the castle for a summit. Perla did her best to tire out the dog and keep her from tearing apart the castle by using chew toys and playing fetch, anything the dog wanted to do she did. The dog just needed to black out long enough for her to return to her princess and brothers, but Fido decided to make the terrified cat her long-term playmate and dragged her around by the tail for what felt like an eternity. By the time she tuckered the little white terror out, it was nighttime. The exhausted kitten just wanted to get a glimpse of the new king rumored to be an Adonis and all she got was teased by Gonzalo for her exasperated appearance and a short tussle ensued between them.

Soy or almond milk only, she's lactose intolerant so regular dairy products are a no-go. Even a tiny sip of milk or a bite of ice cream would have her out of commission for who knows how long, and an embarrassing scenario that she does her best to avoid.

🐞Sir Timoteo Montenegro III:

While he may be ditzy, gullible, and idealistic, he's by far the most personable Diablo, being kind and curious to all who cross his path. Timoteo is always seen smiling and laughing with the townsfolk, the young man has got friends everywhere, and that's the irrefutable truth. However, for such an innocent creature, he says uncharacteristically macabre things, but he's just so innately adorable and sweet that he could get away with murder if he really wanted to. Not to worry, the name 'Sir Timoteo Montenegro III' should only insight fear in criminals with wicked hearts and royal chefs with freshly prepared platters.

He's a doer not a thinker, he follows his brother and sister around like a puppy and typically just does whatever they tell him to do. Though since he's such a people cat, he's the designated interrogator in the group, because he can separate the truth from a lie with the same swiftness he has when removing a lobster from its shell. Unfortunately, interrogations aren't frequent occurrences for the Three Diablos, so Timmy has happily taken on the role of designated decoy in the meantime.

Timmy didn't recognize him until Puss did his signature 'Trust Me' face, then it was purrs, pats, and kisses all around. Puss is surprised to see Timoteo so alive and healthy, but mostly alive since this is the exact same kitten who ate multiple gold coins in front of him despite them 'tasting bad'. Timoteo and Perrito are glued at the hip in one another's company, talking a mile a minute about nothing and everything, no two creatures were as made for each other as those two emissaries of pure positivity. Kitty, on the other hand, is more protective of him because of his clumsy nature, although she does find it hilarious how this lovable goofball was a part of the same 'Three Diablos' that had allegedly buried Puss alive. 'The great 'Puss in Boots' couldn't handle three rowdy kittens? You're right, that is bad for your reputation'.

He's died exactly once; he caught a bad 'fever' after stopping in the royal garden to munch the lilies instead of smelling the roses. That fatal 'fever' was in actuality chronic kidney failure and in his delirious, bedridden state, he'd heard the loveliest voice sing him to sleep, but when he rose fresh onto his next life the singing had already stopped.

He was grounded for eating all the goldfish in one of Alessandra's garden ponds. His sister tried to pull the last surviving fish out of his mouth, but she wasn't fast enough to grab it and even slower to fess up to Alessandra. 'I am very disappointed in you two. Perla, cariño, I've told you time and time again not to let him travel alone. Why weren't you wearing your 'buddy harnesses'?' Perla would rather have her tail off again then physically tether herself to Timmy, but as usual, whatever punishment he got would be hers as well regardless of whether or not she participated.

Any leche is good leche, though if he had any choice in the matter, his go to drink would be banana milk. When he was much younger if he was given a saucer of banana milk, his entire face would disappear in the liquid, and he would only come up for oxygen at the very last second. He hasn't broken the habit yet and likely isn't planning on doing so anytime soon.

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time for me to ramble even more

Time for my annual rambling session.I have so many ideas for this au that I feel the need to share them.Alright here we go.

Goldi & Death become...friends?-Goldi and Death are two people that many would never have expected to become friends.Death is cold,persistent and serious.And isn't too bright on social cues or understanding others yet excels in certain academic subjects. Goldi is fierce and determined who wants to be "just right".

Her grades aren't the best but is surprisingly popular with the other student to the point where she became friends with Death's sister Aurora aka Vida and Kitty Softpaws,the most popular girls in the school.But it's through a personal and meaningful chat with each other that they realize they're not that different from each other.A friendship is born from there.

Death meets the three diablos-One day for a study session with Puss,our lovely tall wolf gentleman meets the three younger siblings of Puss in boots:The three diablos,Perla the leader and the heart of the group,Gonzalo,the troublemaker of the group and the mini version of Puss,and Sir Timoteo Montenegro III,the yesman of the group and is easily distracted.

The interaction goes like this:

Perla:Who's your friend,Puss?

Puss:He's my um,acquaintance.

Gonazalo:What does that mean?

Perla:It means friend,you dummy.

Gonzalo:I'm not a dummy!

Perla:Yes,you are not!

Gonzalo:No,I'm not!*insert angry kitten fighting.Timmy is dragged into the fight.Puss questions his sanity while Death looks on in amusement.

Goldi may or may not have a crush on the new girl-Recently a girl by the name of 'Red' transferred to the school.Standing at the height of 6'2,with dark skin and curly hair,a red cloak,with black lipstick and pretty amber eyes,Red is certainly an interesting one.Goldi first met her in chemistry before class started and the two quickly got off on a good start.As the two got to know eachother even more,Goldi may or may not be developing a crush on this very pretty and very tall girl.

Kitty and Vida are definitely not trying to get them together,first Puss and Death and now Goldi and Red! Welp,then let's get these two gay disasters get together with their respective closeted bi/pan diasters.

Thank you for coming to my annual Ted Talk rambling.I will see you next time

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FANDOM ASKS 

Favorite Male Character

Sir Timoteo Montenegro III

Favorite Female Character

MONIKAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Least Favorite Character

Yuri

Favorite Ship

Monika x Natsuki

Favorite Friendship

Monika & Sayori

Favorite Quote

“There’s a little devil inside all of us”

Worst Character Death (if any)

Sayori

This made me so happy you have no idea Moment

.....This is Doki Doki Literature Club we’re talking about…

Saddest Moment

The realization that Monika will never have a proper route.

Favorite Location

Monika’s room.

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🐾//The Three Diablos General Headcanons

Ideas that have been collecting dust in my brain for the past two - three weeks that I finally got around to editing/ posting. Enjoy!

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TW: Child/ Animal Abuse and Child/ Animal Death

The recently crowned Queen Alessandra Belagomba took the longest out the palace inhabitants to warm up to 'The Three Diablos'. After all, they were henchmen for the conman who literally snatched her kingdom's crown jewel from her head and now they're her personal guards. Of course, she was going to be skeptical of three notorious, deeply feared thieves being in charge of her life, while 'The Three Diablos' thought it was going to take nine lifetimes for them to gain any semblance of trust from her. When in reality, it only took about a year, and while Alessandra honestly hated to admit it, they are three of the best, most magnificent bodyguards she’s ever had. They've thwarted a ludicrous amount of assassination attempts and maniacal schemes in and out of her own court that after fifteen she stopped counting. It was becoming obvious to her their redemptions weren't a ploy to get back at her after all, they genuinely wanted to be better and she grew to love them for it.

Puss was the worst at staying in contact, he sent them each letters at an excruciatingly infrequent rate prior to his scuffle with Death, probably two to three times a year at the most. Now, there's a castle servant delivering letters to them every week and by the end of the month it's like Christmas with how many gifts that spindly, overworked messenger delivers to their quarters. They don't exactly know what brought on the sudden change of heart, Puss left a lot of explicit details out, but they're certainly not complaining.

While they might be hometown heroes, their heroism isn't exclusive to Belagomba, they go wherever their royal highness goes whether it be the nearby San Ricardo, the not-so-nearby Poison Apple, or the true to its name Far Far Away.

They're not biological siblings, they're three orphaned strays that got lucky and found each other... And then 'The Whisperer' found them and treated them like utter crap. He treated all his 'employed' henchmen like they were slaves because with nowhere else to go, what could they do? Go back to the cramped alleyways and diseased cesspits they were born in? Nope! The Three Diablos earned their title by becoming the best of the best out of all his destitute critters so they could stay in his favor indefinitely and it worked out well for them... Well... Until Uncle Puss arrived that is.

In the very, very early days of their new careers, like the first two months, they had troubles adjusting to their new life in the castle, their less than fortunate upbringings on the streets and under the Whisperer being made apparent. They wouldn't eat all their food opting to hide it under their beds instead of finishing it, they had an extreme dislike for being touched by humans, and then there were the school lessons, those were a doozy. They're smart kitties, truly they are, they flew through every subject thrown their way, arithmetic, art, reading, finance, but those speech lessons were a beast to get through. Going from 'Meow' to 'Hola' took a lot of patience from their tutors and plenty of sleepless nights for all involved that ultimately resulted in three somewhat well-spoken kittens.

As strays/ henchmen/ heroes/ personal bodyguards they've all had encounters with death from a young age, however, their personal accounts on meeting 'Death' vary greatly. The three for the life of one another just cannot agree on what he looks like or how he acts. Sometimes he's a gentle voice that lulls one to sleep and other times he's a psychotic, hulking beast determined on tearing one’s soul from their body through brute force.