#sir poops a lot

[thedeleteduser]

im the only one making blogs for these mfs

[hermyjack2003]

I drew Sir poops a lot.

[thedeleteduser]

I rebranded the Ask!Bron blog, go check it out!

[Welcome! This is where several characters will be handling this blog, and so it’ll be somewhat difficult to make their conversations with each other difficult—so bear with me on this one.]

[Here are the characters!]

B: Hey-hey!

D: Hiiii! How’s it “growing,” bud?

BB: Hello, groovy lifeforms! Let’s b-b-boogie!

PJ: Bworlf, bworlf! Do you have some BONES for PJ?

SP: Skibi—

[The rest of the cast is screaming of horror while they’re grouped together at a corner. One of them is carrying a crucifix.]

[RULES]

No NSFW questions.

No harassing/bullying/trolling.

Be respectful, please.

[pinazee]

If you know who both my little pals are, i think we should be friends

[decadeofjoy-au]

Okay I’m submitting it now before I forget

Sir Poops A lot as an Experiment for the AU

height 9 foot 8 (9 foot 9 counting the ears & hat )

His story is kinda simple

like one sentence long simple

he got caught during the hour of joy in the middle of taking a sh*t

think that Jurassic park scene where the guy in the porta potty gets eaten but indoors (and with a different Dino )

nobody lets him live it down even 10 years later

his human name

Douglas Tihs (pronounced Tish ) (you can see what I did there >:)

🪽Adding this just cause he’s an actual character

[katsupsalt]

YouTube Poop clip #68

[YTP] Sir Mix-a-Lot Shakes Out a Turbo Turd - cs188

[cryptids-of-spielzeit]

Speelzyte Beesteeairee Number 0: Tha Toylet Behr

In Speelzyte, everywun yuzes tha toylet. Espeshully tha Toylet Behr.

Tha Toylet Behr is a big behr. He wehrs a hat and is funny. Tha Toylet Behr goes to othur peeplez toylets and yuzes it.

He alwehs cleenz up thow. He is nyse like that.

I saw tha Toylet Behr early this mornin, he smyled at me and tyen he lehf. He wuz funny.

Tha Ranger sehz I am jokin. Nuh uh. Tha Toylet Behr is reel. I beleev. Do yu?

[deadghosy]

So I saw a lot of your work, and I love them. Keep it up, please. You're doing great... but I wanted to ask or well request something see if the requests were open or not so so sorry if they were but I saw your Enderman reader and I wanted to have a creeper reader and see how the hotel would react to them. gender neutral, please 🙏 .

I got these pictures off the internet, and I thought these would give you a good idea of what the reader would look like.

They could also have a humanoid form similar to this, but you could easily ignore this. I was just giving you examples or pictures you could go off of

OOOOH THE FIRST DESIGNS ARE CUTE! IMA DO THATTTT HEHHE💗💗🦆 I LOVE MINECRAFT

HAZBIN HOTEL X CREEPER! READER

prompt: Steve accidentally knocked you into an unknown portal.

Steve had a leash on you as you hiss softly smiling and nuzzling against his hand that has your leash. Steve put the leash around a fence trying to make a portal to the neither as you sit down smiling at your human. Steve uses his flint and steel as the portal is red which makes Steve back away. As he backs away, he accidentally knocks you forward into the portal.

“READER NOOOO!” Steve yelled as you hissed in a quick panic.

You hiss with a cry as you plop on your face on some blood. You couldn’t even get up as your arms were short. You were 90% of body and 10% of legs….

Soon you felt someone pick you up grumbling drunk. “What the fuck is this?” A rough voice says as they shake you making you hiss. The person turned you around to see your black eyes and full black mouth as you hiss at him. The drunkard laughs and takes you by the leash, oddly gently walking you as he blabbers about being lonely and selling his soul to some smiley asshole.

Next thing you know, you are in the arms of this cat demon who is drooling passed out drunk

And that’s how you got into the crew as you became the server who serves the residents of course.

Literally you walk with a severing tray on your head as you smile with a “pst” and go back to the bar.

I headcannon they all woke up to see a four legged fuzzy creature literally walking around and they were like “what the fuckkkkk…”

I can imagine you falling down the stairs into Angel and you both just fall on the floor like idiots

You know how cats go towards the creepers and the creepers run away? Yeah. Literally husk got oddly attached to you making Charlie make you part of his bar as you serve drinks out to residents.

You were literally walking, holding a tray in your mouth. Husk just stares at you with dilated eyes and purr. The crew noticed this but didn’t confront him. Well alastor did of course and he didn’t get an answer out of husk.

Imagine a cartoony moment where Angel scares you, making you literally poop out gun powder😭 Angel gave the same face to you when sir Pentious called him “son”

Alastor definitely thought you were a cannibal because of your black eyes. He brought you a dead sinner, like literally he thrown a small sinner in your face. And you just stood there confused with a “pst.” And walked forward to Alastor and purr against him.

Mission failed successfully, Alastor gained a furry child-

I headcannon creeper! Reader to have a tongue just like the reference and picture because Steve mostly heard the sounds from their mouth.

Charlie and vaggie tried to make you a room, but Lucifer couldn’t help but love your fluffiness as he picked you up and ran as the others chased him.

I headcannon even if husk was the one that took you in. You can sense he is a cat demon, mostly a cat in your eyes as you run away from him as husk just walks normal speed confused behind you.

“Where you goin'?” Husk asked as you cry out a hiss running away on your stubby cute legs.

It was basically giving, “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!”

You ran into Lucifer’s room to hide from husk-

Lucifer likes to pick you up at times. Literally he knows when you get too nervous you explode things. So he has part of his room your calm down station with fluffy pillows 💗

“PST.” “Why yes you fluffy boy??? Uuh girl. I did make you a duck. And look!” Lucifer says turning around dramatically “it was a rubber duck, green with green fuzz with a red button on its head. “It also explodes!” Just as he said that, a tiny exposure hit his face making his face look smoky as he gags and cough.

One time a sinner had yelled at you for accidentally giving them the wrong drink, and immediately they were thrown out by husk who had a dark expression at you cowering at the yelling. He’s not taking disrespect towards you lightly.

I can see you just casually walking outside only to get mistaken for grass, and an old lady was trying to cut your fur off.

“Hey has anyone seen Reader?” Vaggie says as she looked at the crew who showed up for the meeting. The crew looked around confused until they heard a big ass boom. *VINE BOOM*

I headcannon you sometimes explode based on intense emotions, mostly fear or being scared.

The old lady didn’t survive the explosion.

I imagine creeper! Reader having behavior issues like a cat. Like there was a small ball and you hit it like a curios cat.

The Vee’s were confused to see you as you were shopping at the beer store. And you walked minding your business, catching vox’s attention as he stopped the two other Vee’s. Literally they were intrigued at how different you looked. They’ve seen sinners and demons before. But you are so different.

I imagine you getting so much attention for your weird creature look. Literally either people wanna skin you, or pet you.

Valentino probably seen you on Angel dust’s post that said “what a cutie, they can’t pick up the teddy bear” and Valentino was raising a brow at your appearance

Rosie would also think you are a cannibal as Alastor brought you to cannibal town to show you off. Rosie admires your affection towards her as you just purr and help her around.

Creeper! Reader is definitely a child by heart as they thrown up one time and went to a “trusted” adult to say, “pst.” Which translated to “mom/dad, I threw up.” 🥺

You once blowed up one side of the hotel over a nightmare 😭 Alastor sighed with a smile and fixed it

You actually once had Alastor scratch your back as you couldn’t reach it . Alastor wasnt sure how he wanted to touch you since he wasn’t prone to being touch himself. But he did for you.

Why do I headcannon for a creeper and creeper! Reader to blow fire….

IMAGINE THE ABSOLUTE FOREST AND HOUSE FIRES YOU MADE😨

Cherri bomb would literally be friends with you since you can explode. So yeah I can imagine the chaos you two cause around the pride ring

Velvette probably would get ahold of you to give you a cute cloak that goes around your “shoulders” . It’s just so cute that you would have a cloak.

LMAO STOP CAUSE WHAT IF VAGGIE HAD THROWN YOU IN THAT ONE EPISODE WHERE VAGGIE THROW THE CAST DOWN INTO A FIELD😭 YOU KILLED SO MUCH PEOPLE WITH YOUR BOOM

Meanwhile Steve is just standing there shocked at the lost name tag you had as he sighs pulling out another creeper egg. Only for the creeper to blow up in his face.

I can see him posting out a missing poster with him coughing out smoke.

I headcannon Lucifer made you a duck pool seat as you just float in the pool smiling like a child as you drink lemonade. You’re so Adorable 😭💗

I imagine reader to go through a lot of training to be a waiter as you just trip on one of your legs to serve a resident their drinks

Niffty likes petting your soft fuzzy paw..she literally rubs her face in your fur hypnotized in it.

I headcannon you to smell like gun powder and a soft scent of fresh air that makes anyone relax as you are mostly outside back where you came from.

You mostly pick things up with your mouth of course. So imagine how awkward it is trying to put on your waiter outfit in your room. 😭

Sir Pentious definitely steals gun powder from you by making you scared so you can drop the gun powder. And then he apologizes to you after almost getting a heart attack.

I can see a calm moment of you snuggling with the crew as your favorite hotel crew member hold you.

The egg boiz definitely nap against you as you sleep in your fluffy pillows that Lucifer got you

You blowed up a resident on accident cause they didn’t tell you that they were behind you before you could see who it was.

You like getting groomed by niffty as it reminded you of how Steve combed your fuzzy fur while you smiled relaxed.

Adam had picked you up as you followed Charlie behind her back since you wanted it do errands.

“The fuck is this shit?” Adam says as you hiss at it. “Did this shit just hiss at me?” Adam asked with an amusing smirk as he noogies your head

Adam would definitely know what you are cause I headcannon he goes to earth to see what games online they have 😭😭

I headcannon that you just shed around the hotel with your green fur. But who can complain when literally it’s just small pieces that smell like gun powder.

[justarkive]

THE JEONS | req 3

Request: Grandpa Kook

summary: a collection of chaotic family drabbles. thats it.

contents: family!au, non.idol jungkook, girl!dad jk, fluff, angst, sensitive topics + smut sometimes!

chap contents: delivery room chaos, aggressive parenting, emotional dad kook, unhinged grandpa kook, crying baby supremacy, soft family moments, generational softness, princess 2.0

• 1/3 requests by @marblemoonstones <3

• taglist: @jenniebyrubies @lovingkoalaface @iamstilljk @elinaki92 @rpwprpwprpwprw @mafersame @parkinglot-nights @reallygenerouskoala @mimi1097 @aznstoner @jungshaking @pinkpunkdynamite @angie-x3 @bgfdcvbnjk @starlight-1010 @marblemoonstones (check pinned to be added)

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It starts with chaos.

“She’s in pain,” Jungkook announces loudly, again, for the fourth time in five minutes.

The nurse doesn’t even look up this time. “Sir, please step out if you can’t stay calm—”

“I am calm,” he hisses. “That’s my daughter!”

“Jungkook,” you snap, elbowing him hard. “You’re scaring the nurse.”

He throws his hands up, outraged. “She’s crowning! And you’re yelling at me?!”

Before anyone can respond, Hana—sweaty, furious, mid-push—turns her head just enough to shout:

“MOM. DAD. GET THE FUCK OUT.”

You and Jungkook freeze.

The room goes silent.

Her poor husband (Let’s call him Minho, poor guy.) looks shell-shocked. Pale. Glancing between you two like you might fight the OBGYN if given five more seconds.

You nod once. “Okay. Love you. You’ve got this.”

Jungkook stares like he’s been personally betrayed by God himself, but he follows you out. Muttering the whole way down the hallway.

“She didn’t mean that. She was just—hormones. And pain. And you kept asking questions—”

“You asked if the epidural had a gluten-free option.”

“I was trying to help!”

The baby girl arrives twenty minutes later, loud and red and beautiful, and everyone is in tears.

You rush to Hana first, of course. Cup her face in your hands. Kiss her damp forehead. Tell her how proud you are. How beautiful she is. How strong.

Because she’ll always be your baby.

Even when she’s holding hers.

The next few weeks?

Grandpa Jungkook is unwell.

He FaceTimes daily. Sometimes twice. Never mind the baby’s asleep. Or drooling. Or literally just laying there.

“She smiled at me!” he swears. “I felt it.”

“Jungkook, she was pooping.”

“She smiled.”

When Hana finally lets them babysit, he’s ready.

Her old nursery has been transformed overnight. Same walls. New crib. Everything organic and top of the line. There’s a galaxy projector on the ceiling. A white noise machine that sounds like gentle forest rain. The carpet is suspiciously softer than it used to be.

The baby? Not impressed.

She takes one look at Jungkook’s face and screams.

Just. Blood-curdling. Scream.

He gasps. “She knows me!”

You blink. “She’s scared of you.”

“She’s just adjusting,” he insists, bouncing her like he’s done this every day of his life. “She’s my little princess.”

You cross your arms. “That’s what you said about Hana. And then she turned fifteen and threatened to punch you if you posted her on Instagram again.”

“Worth it.”

The next few hours are filled with a lot of crying (mostly from the baby, partially from Jungkook when she vomits on his white sweatshirt), a very competitive bottle-feeding attempt between you two, and exactly zero naps.

But still.

By the end of the day, she’s asleep on his chest, little hand curled around his necklace, while Jungkook whispers, “I think she looks like me.”

You roll your eyes. “You said that about Hana.”

“She did look like me.”

“She looked like a wrinkled potato.”

“And now look at her,” he sighs, stroking the baby’s head. “She made a human.”

You smile softly, watching his eyes glisten.

“Yeah,” you whisper. “She did.”

And now Jungkook?

He gets to love another little girl from the very beginning. All over again.

And this time, he’s even worse with boundaries.

But it’s okay.

Because love like his? The kind that spills over and drowns you in adoration?

It’s the best kind of mess to be born into.

[thedeleteduser]

“Man, I wonder what my Poppy Playtime blogs are up to these days—”

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

FranticFanfic with @alypink!✍️🫨💦

So two days ago, Aly suggested to play a game of FranticFanfic with me! It's basically a fic writing game where we take turns writing the parts of the fic. We decided to go with AlyPrice and Ladybug 😂

I choose AlyPrice and the game chose 'Sugar' theme, while Aly chose LadyGaz and the game chose 'Bonding' theme. Here's what we came up with! (❁´◡`❁)

Text Version 👇 + Aly's cute chibi drawings!! 💗💗

(texts written in italic means written by Sleepy)

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Title : "Sunday Morning" Characters : Aly, Price Writers : Aly, Sleepy, Aly Theme : 'Sugar'

Captain price was sitting down on a kitchen table when suddenly Aly’s cat dropped the sugar container on his head, he was so pissed if he started chasing him until he heard the door bell ring “who is it this early in the morning?!” He scoffed and opened the door.

The person in front of him is the last person he expected on his door. "Hello, kind Sir! I'm selling this lemonade I just made myself! Do you want some?" A girl in a yellow suit with lemon said to him. She barely reached his hip, but the way the kid looked up was so angelic.

Price pinched the bridge of his nose, forgetting that it's covered in sugar, making him squint his eyes. Nevertheless, he continued "Look, little lady. I'm sure you've spent a lot of time making that lemonade, but I've got no money. Now go along your way."

The SAS captain was about to slam the door on the kid's face, but Lily's presence made him stop abruptly, avoiding hurting his child.

"Wait!! Who are you?!" The young Price girl asked in excitement.

The little girl smiled at Lily. “hi! I’m new in the neighborhood! My name is Sarah! She said cheerfully.

Lily grinned “I’m Lily, can I go play with you?” She was thrilled to have met a girl his age as she had no friends around her neighborhood yet, Ghost and Jades kids’ which were Lily’s friends, lived not to far but not on the same neighborhood. She look at her dad “Can I dad?!” Price looks at her and sigh putting a semi stern look and when he was about to speak his wife abruptly interrupted.

“Yes honey, go on” Aly smiled at her and Lily rushed outside to play with the little girl she just met. Aly turned to John “You might as well be a little bit nicer during mornings okay? And clean this mess” she smiled and left.

Captain Price sighed and muttered to himself “might as well have gone to base this morning instead…” he then started picking up the mess he didn’t even make while the cat happily meowed at him looking as he cleaned up.

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Title : "Shit-Ship" Characters : Gaz, Ladybug Writers : Sleepy, Aly, Sleepy Theme : 'Bonding'

On a cloudy English spring, Lady and Gaz met at a ranch. Yep, a countryside ranch -- or farm, rather -- where Price and Ghost had sent them both. Lady and Gaz had been having a little argument about how each other were so busy and had little to no time for bonding. So the Captain and Lieutenant sent them both… to work on a farm. A cow farm, that is. After they met with Gary, the owner of the farm, they were immediately tasked with, you guessed it: poop-cleaning duty.

Gaz sighed at the task as he wasn’t to happy he had to do poop-cleaning duty. Ladybug noticed and chuckled “come on, it’s not to bad! We could have fun!” She did as she patted his back quite to strong. Gaz gasped and then look at her “hey hey okay I get it… might be fun after all, so how do we start?” They started getting the tools their need and Gaz glanced at ladybug, at least he was happy he could bond with her even if it was doing this task. So they begin to work

Shit duty took quiet longer than expected, mainly because they spent 15 minutes laughing as Gaz slipped on a shit and fell on his butt. Gaz, not accepting this, lightly nudged her feet with his own feet, intending for her to fall on her butt as well. But she fell forward, and fell on Gaz's firm chest.

Both of them are used to dirty stuff. Blood, vomit, shit-- it's just a thing to them. But blushing inside a barn with 25 cows moo-ing at them while laying down in a dirty floor, surrounded by shit, is not really romantic.

He'd helped Lady stand up, and Lady sucked her lips in happiness. Turns out all they need is just a bit of skinship (or should it be shitship?) Either way, they continued with their work, and when Gary came in, all the shitpile are already cleaned and set aside for Gary to use as a fertilizer for his crops.

After the tiring day of scooping shit, milking the cow, and Lady somehow had to aid a female cow give birth, it was a very, very long day of bonding.

They've rented an inn near the ranch, and cleaned themselves up. Lady and Gaz had forgot the reason they were there, but they knew that Price and Ghost has a knack for bonding suggestions.

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Those are the fics!! This is such a fun crazy activity hahahah 😂😂😂 We're pretty loose on the craziness here but we're aiming for angst on the next one 👁️👄👁️. Again, thank you so so so much to @alypink for drawing the chibi arts!! I was at my cousin's house and I didn't have my drawing equipment with me 😭.

Hope y'all enjoy it! 💗💗

[drinkyourvillainjuice]

Secretary Questions and Answers Part 1

What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Being nice to people you don't know. nd also large amount of cocaine

Why did you make the reading comprehension section in the last module?

I'm a librarian! Teaching literacy is half the fun of my job! The rates of functional illiteracy are quite high (up to 50% in some areas of North America). I believe that literacy is one of the few ways to better one's situation, and it starts with asking questions about what you are reading and trying to read in-between the lines. I like teaching people :)

Bingus?

Did you do 9/11?

When I was a wee young lass,

What are some other interactive novels you would recommend?

Secretary Answer: The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante!

Author Answer: For choice of games/hosted games, I like Night Road, the creme de la creme series, fallen hero (which is probably the most predictable recc ever), lies under ice was a really cool recent sci fi release, slammed! is old but pretty great. Separate to choicescript, Our Life Beginnings and Always has a special spot in my heart, it's very much a comfort game for me. I played Digimon Survive this year and although it's kind of a hybrid (it has a lot of turn-based strategy) it's a cool spooky VN. I like the zero escape series too, but also heavily criticise them the way that only somebody who likes something a lot can.

Secretary Answer: show off

What are the characters opinions about peeing in the shower?

nobody pisses in the shower excepts:

Vantage (time efficient)

Hypothesis (he also poops in the shower)

Beth (she's incontinent)

how do author and secretary come together to work on DYVJ? what's the synergy and system like (if there is a system)?

The author writes and does the creative management of the story. She chooses what is inputted in the story and all.

The secretary, me!, deals with a lot of the behind the scene stuff, and with participates in the character design and scene compositions. Create plot points, keep track of things, etc.

essentially, she writes and i am her HR manager. the blog was my idea :)

you guys gay?

i ate her pussy, yes

why is she named surpass

iirc it's because I wanted to evoke a sort of - I don't want to say "Superman" vibe, but I wanted to have a name that evokes power and force. It also feeds a bit into her personality. She's kind of cocky, I'm sure you've noticed, and 'Surpass' has a kind of 'come at me bro' feel to it, making it more the kind of name she'd pick.

Can we smooch Surpass?

Surpass is presently unsmoochable.

Very serious and important question that is totally serious and not at all not serious. At all. Ever. So. Would CG let MC pamper her and feed her sweets via hand? I want to hand feed my handler a Cannoli

CG would be unbelievably tsundere about anyone trying to pamper her.

How did you play Baldur's Gate 3?

my wife says i play games like a maniac. in stealth games (hitman, my beloved), i just run around with guns and kill everything and then finish the missions. allegedly im not supposed to play the game like that! bg3 was a similar experience: what do you mean im not supposed to kill story npcs for their loot? aradin, eat your heart out

[dr-harley-sawyer]

What about we turn Pierre into a Sir Poops-A-Lot?

{Harley laughs}

"Yes that be fun!"

[decadeofjoy-au]

TDOJ CHARACTERS HEIGHTS

All heights given were confirmed by their owners

Jamie Maverick(Hug-a-gotchi)= 2 inches

Kaitlyn Katsune(Plug-N-Play)= 2.87 inches

Vegefiends= 1’4

Mini Handymen= 2’0

Stella(Baby Long Legs)= 2’3

Tammy Brook= 2’4

Poppy Playtime= 2’5

Thomas Clarke(Bron)= 2’5

Mini Smiling Critters= 2’6

Mini Nightmare Critters= 2’6

Type and Talk Tommy= 2’6

Medic= 2’6

Scout= 2’6

Zacker= 2’6

Jake Tella(Cindy Ma)= 2’7

Markus Jones(Meringue The Kuddle Bear)= 2’8

The Scruff= 2’9

Visqueux the Slime Boy= 3’5

Hixel Pixel= 4’0

Dr Bruno White(Chester The Chess Piece)= 4’0

Zack Danielwoods= 4’3

Vile= 4’3

Mr Shortcake= 4’4

Elliot Harper(Mr Bergamot)= 4’4

Commander Cinnatart= 4’5

Mangus J. Harper/Maggie= 4’7

Melvin Karobs= 4’8

Amia Blackwell(Scraps)= 4’11

(The) April Fool= 4’11

Usher Pyper= 5’0

Harry Schwartz(Changing Table)= 5’0

Orion Asteria= 5’0

Madam Macaroona= 5’1

Aether F. Beaumus= 5’2

Azure Nilson= 5’2

A.I.= 5’2

Adrienne Snow= 5’3

Jack Blackwell(Zipper)= 5’3

Rusty/Rusty Myth= 5’3

Caleb= 5’4

Maria Harper/Lucky= 5’4

Angel Creek(Handyman)= 5’4

Alon Habagat/Lonnie= 5’5

William Grimes(Pink Cozy)= 5’6

Mandy Grimes(Blue Cozy)= 5’6

Melody Forager(Dainty Dricket)= 5’6

Michael Lamo/Hixel + Maury Serge(Hexabug)= 5’6

Maury Serge= 5’7

Austin Brando(Figaro)= 5’8

Vigilante Velvet= 5’8

Leroy Gallops(Bolt)= 5’9

Daisy= 6’0

Mackenzie Allan(Rosalie)= 6’1

Azalea King(Trixie Deck)= 6’1

Icarus Tank= 6’1

Richard Lovitz(Voloveoraptor)= 6’3

Miss Delight= 6’3

Connie Stellation= 6’4

Dex the Dracopead= 6’4

The Queen= 6’4

I.D.I.O.T.= 6’5

Norma Smith(Sunnie Daze)= 6’5

Fallen Petals= 6’8

Doris Emily(Patty The Putty Dragon)= 6’9

Terra Louis(Patty The Putty Dragon)= 6’9

SOSD Nemo= 6’11

Pianosaurus= 7’0

Daniel Undergrowth(Arcade Mole)= 7’0

Doctor Quincy Cross(Bear trap Bernie)= 7’1

Frosty The Yeti= 7’2

Angela Watcher(Doodle The Stretchy Mime)= 7’2

David Allan(Dupin Lupin)= 7’2

Adrienne Snow(Isabelle)= 7’3

Fredrick Woodley(Sock-It)= 7’3

Oskar Rolf(Buddy Putty)= 7’4

Hero= 7’4

Radio Friend= 7’4

The Squirrel= 7’5

Mother Nature= 7’6

(Liam Crepe)Shrimphony/Rim= 7’6

Yarnaby= 7’7

Max Jones(Tye-Dyeler)= 7’8

The buddy blocks= 7’8

Kamren Burch + Martin Lloyd + Jaelyn Dennis(Clarance The Clayman)= 7’8

Mario Gerald Rachels + Johnathan Rachels(Coo-Coo The Dog)= 7’9

Silly The Slime Snake= 8’0

Lady Sweets= 8’0

Doey The Doughman= 8’0

Boxy Boo= 8’0

Bunzo Bunny= 8’3

Cooper Sinclair(Silas The Scorpion)= 8’5

Liliana Deleon(Mrs Cake)= 8’6

Madeline Felix + Gabriel Joyfolds(Gray the Gooman)= 8’7

Mommy Long Legs= 9’1

Pablo Pizzermin(Pizzaman)= 9’2

Douglas Tihs(Sir-Poops-A-Lot)= 9’8

MooseLtoe= 10’0

Sylvia Fordger(Melly Collen)= 10’6

Boyd Phillip(Antsy Antilope)= 10’6

Cloud the Slimeguy= 10’10

Mr Ideas= 11’1

Rowan King(Ivory Dice)= 11’1

Ira Smiti(Hysteria Hyena)= 11’6

Lola prince(Motza Cheese)= 12’0

Baba Chops= 12’6

Clover Katsune(Larry Limelight)= 12’6

Silencer/Nostalgia Nancy= 12’7

Catnap= 12’8

Dogday= 12’8

Kicken Chicken= 12’8

Craftycorn= 12’8

Bubba Bubbaphant= 12’8

Bobby Bearhug= 12’8

Hoppy Hopscotch= 12’8

Picky Piggy= 12’8

Paula Pizzermin(Riggi Ravioli)= 13’0

Laura Farcraft(Snooze The Dragon)= 13’1

April Annie Saldana(Ms Moondust)= 13’11

Alfred Michaelson(Stacey Strongson)= 14’0

Kitchan Sink= 14’5

Monkey Bars= 15’5

Leo Saldana(Mr Sandman)= 16’3

Calvin Construt-a-bot= 16’9

Kissy Missy= 17’0

Riley= 17’0

Marcus Danielwoods(Shadows The Bellmaster)= 17’0

Chris Father(Grumpy Huggy)= 17’5

Huggy Wuggy= 17’5

Nancy Stokes(Sarah The Slime Gal)= 17’9

Sir Sheet Serpent= 18’2

Felix Brook= 20’0

Charlie Fordger(Fifi)= 20’0

Clawful= 20’0

Not-Quite-Dead= 25’0

Marilyn, Gary, Sally, Randal, Clarissa and Mike Charms(The Dearest Family)= 26’0

Leith Pierre(The Garbage Disposal)= 30’0 <- Note that any character over this height is unable to move properly due to already having reached ceiling height

UNDETERMINED.

Ruby Ridge, Cotten Talls-Hugcat4ever2468

Taffy, Laffy-Scrappythescraptrap

EXTRA(more to be added)

Rosalie(Max Height)= 12’0

Percival The Plasticine Beast(Monstrous)= 12’5

Clarance The Clayman(Monstrous)= 13’11

Doey The Doughman(Monstrous)= 15’0

Dupin Lupin(Max Height)= 16’0

Buddy Putty(Monstrous)= 17’5

Gray The Gooman(Monstrous)= 21’0

Silly The Slime Snake(Monstrous)= 24’11

Cloud the slimeguy(Monstrous)= 28’11

Sarah The Slime Gal(Monstrous)= 36'09"

[myristicisms]

DON'T BRING MY SHITTING HABITS INTO THIS 😭

Poo poo anon #2 is the coolest

Sleepless when I catch you sleepless 😠

[green-planets]

Sharing some of my thoughts on Cinderella's Castle because I have no one to talk with irl about it (I'm sure most of my points have already been brought up by other people but whatever!) Dark fantasy is my bread and butter so I'm a little disappointed that I had such mixed feelings after my first watch through.

BE WARNED THERE ARE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT!!

First thing's first, the set, lighting, PUPPETS, and COSTUMES were gorgeous!! The team knocked it out of the park with the look of the show!

Also the twists on the classic Cinderella story were *chef's kiss* The explanations for why no one could remember Ella's face, how the glass slippers worked, and the Stepmother CHOPPING OFF ELLA'S FEET!?! AND SEWING THEM ONTO PUTRICE'S SKIN SUIT SO SHE COULD WEAR THE SLIPPERS!?!?! Strokes of genius. I applaud the Langs

I wanted to see way more of Sir Hop-A-Lot and Crumb! I think they definitely would have benefitted from having a song with Ella, it would have helped solidify their bond and helped flesh out their characters (tbh Ragweed felt like he had more character than either of them 😭)

The songs were VERY hit or miss for me and I felt like a few of them didn't really match the tone of the show. Ash to Ash was a standout number (Kim absolutely killed it!!)

Bryce was amazing as expected and I'm so so happy she was the lead! Her voice is to die for and she brought so much emotion to the role of Ella

I was surprised the Prince and Tadius didn't get a comedic song. It would have worked so well for the scene where Tadius was announcing the ball! He could have been describing ideal characteristics of a queen to the Prince while the Prince goes off on horny ramblings, Tadius gets more frustrated as the song goes on until he finally throws up his hands in defeat, etc.

That being said, I was not a fan of the majority of the raunchy humor. Almost every line that came from the Prince was so unnecessarily gross. I know that was the whole point and I love James as an actor but the character just was not for me. Maybe I'm getting too old for constant streams of dick and poop jokes. I kinda wished they had stuck with a more serious tone overall

This is definitely a nitpick: the fairy godmother scene was SO GOOD (probably my favorite tbh) but I was SO distracted by the pants (AND THE SHOES STICKING OUT!!!) The costume would have looked more ethereal with a floor length skirt imo (or at least cover up her feet!)

I loved Jeff as the narrator. His interactions with Ragweed were very fun!

I had some issues with the pacing and the ending felt very rushed. Ella's final confrontation with her Stepmother should have been an epic battle but instead we got an exposition dump, a flash of light, and it was over :/ Kind of disappointing for the big climax of the show tbh

This is a criticism I've had with several Starkid musicals (aka Hatchetfield trilogy) where we have a character's friend(s) die horrifically and get very little emotional reaction from said character. So THANK YOU Langs for letting Ella properly mourn Lucy and Justine at the end!!!

I do have a lot more thoughts but they feel like nitpicks and complaints about minor plot holes and such, so I don't know if they're really worth sharing at this time. Anyway, overall I thought Cinderella's Castle was okay. The good parts were REALLY REALLY GOOD but unfortunately there were a lot a bits I personally did not enjoy as much as I'd hoped. I'll try to give it at least a second watch before my digital ticket expires to see if any of my opinions change. If not, I'll wait until the pro-shot comes out next year.