#sir are you aware you are in a horror tv series 🎤

[sleepymarmot]

I'm sorry I rewatched like a minute of 2.04 and it's killing me. Louis please. This is the worst person you could have possibly chosen to have a "good, easy" relationship with for your newly independent self-discovering hot girl summer. Bestie he's a 400+ years old cultist who is obligated by religious law to kill you. He has a whole crowd of cultists like him breathing down his neck trying to figure out how to get him to get rid of you. Star-crossed lovers but only one of them is aware of that, and the other one thinks they are totally chill and casual and just dating normal style. Bestie please if you have chosen to stay in Paris because you don't have the heart and the spine to have a honest conversation with Claudia about the coven, please at least have an ounce of self-preservation and actually listen to what your very inadvisable partner is telling you instead of spending all your attention on trying not to roll your eyes at him!! I'm printing out the if it sucks hit da bricks meme and time travelling into the 1940s and handing it to Louis. You promised Claudia that if it sucks you will hit da bricks together, and now not only are you still here but you are also refusing to acknowledge that it indeed sucks!! I am grabbing and shaking you and screaming at you "get out! get out!!!" like, you know, that scene in Get Out. Go!! You can still escape! He hasn't yet locked you in a cage or scooped out pieces of your mind or pulverized your heart into ashes! Save yourself!!!