#sir I will suck your soul out of your body istg
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I hope the random older man who very politely chatted with me at the carwash knows I haven’t gone a day without imagining dropping to my knees for him
#I’m so sorry to that man but oh my god I have been having thoughts#he was so Daddy holy hell#his hair and beard were fully white and so well groomed#he was dressed well and polite#instead of just talking to me he nicely asked if he could interrupt my scrolling on my phone to compliment my band tank top#and he told me to check out the band on his shirt#and he sat close enough I could still talk to him (which .. ofc I did .. like HELLO!?!) but far enough to respect my space#I feel like he was really trying to make sure I felt safe#he never came within two feet of me#sir I will suck your soul out of your body istg#daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.#no cap I would’ve fucked that man that day#if he had been like ‘cmere sweetheart’ it would’ve been OVER#I would’ve dropped to my knees right there in front of the entire waiting area
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