#sips wine

[ultra-phthalo]

[Scents] Transformers

[WHO LET ME COOK? DAYMN. It's late but I responded to a post and I decided to make it a dedicated post.]

It makes sense right. Cars already have smells to them so why not put a spin and say the gang has their own scented quirks :D

Though admittedly I wouldn't write them have such nice unique scents oof. I'm thinking they could produce different scents by accident in part of the altmode scanning process. Like non-organic objects scanned inside the car might accidentally be formed if they are over looked. And that might include changes that copy the sent of the car at the time of scanning. Which will help with their disguise, lol. [Transforms with loose change under the seats and smelling worn]

Or maybe the scents are more of a 'fnaf' situation. And organics just think they are smelling something. But it's just some strange mixed signals your mind is making up from the lack of smell?

But cybertronians would definitely smell of something. Just the basic synthetic, mechanical stuff with some unexplained off world smells.

['Fact': The moon smells like bacon or gunpowder.] ['The smells of good fruits are generally made up of complex organic compounds'] [Majority of elements, like metals, don't have scents. Most that do are considered toxic. - Sulphur is a safe one. Ozone or chlorine isn't good.] [Wasn't there that moment where Optimus generated oxygen in his trailer for 2 weeks under an ocean. Dude just made a specific type of air.]

[yutaholic]

"got my guts rearranged less than 24 hours ago but this makes me violently horny" your love for our Yuta is truly inspiring 😂😂

LOOK AT HIM nobody talk to me I hate him I don't know Yuta I feel nothing for him yall are just trying to bring the hoe out of me and it's not going to work goddamnit why did I listen to Kick It that one time it has completely ruined my life why is he so fucking attractive and funny and crazy I wanna cuddle the shit out of him he's the only man ever

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg date night with @heraxic designs......... they r refueling my wintersberg phase 😭😭😭

i think ethan would be a very emotional drunk

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Shar/Lolth

[captainrufflebanger]

Get blood drawn, have gay delusions

[cametotheshowinsd]

never mine...

[canisalbus]

Can your dog-folks sip from cups properly, or are Vasco and his contemporaries out at fancy wine parties with their snoots in the glass going *shlorpshlorpshlorp*

As funny as the mental image of the shlorpshlorpshlorping is, I have to go with the sipping. Mostly for practical reasons, the way dogs drink is kind of messy and inprecise, they basically use the back of their tongue as a ladle.

I think they would have to have their own specialized drinkware too, something more shallow and wide rimmed I'd guess (wouldn't you just land back to the bowl territory then?). Imagine being a brachycephalic (short faced) dog like a french bulldog and trying to reach the last drop of champagne from the bottom of the long and narrow flute with your nonexistant snout, without losing your sense of dignity entirely.

[soupandflowers]

CHINAS IN CHAPTER 525.... THERE IS A TOTAL OF 35 DIFFERENT CHINAS IN THIS CHAPTER!!!! i think i just experienced the most ethereal feeling ever in my entire life

couldn't fit all the chinas because of tumblr's limit... so here is the other post with the last 5.. thank u to ramen on discord pointing out a china i have missed

[seatawinan]

[boyleblr]

ANTHONY BOYLE as JACK BARAK in SHARDLAKE (2024) episode two

[darkerthanblack-666]

[radiance1]

Teddy bear Danny au strikes again! With its partner in crime being the Uncle Waylon au!

So, Teddy Bear Danny ends up in Gotham because he heard his dad mention some man named Waylon in passing, so he decided to put his (figurative) big boy pants on and head out to find him!

He even had a little bag his mom made him, that he filled up with snacks, his allowance, and various Fenton gadgets he could get his hands on without his parents noticing- like the lipstick. It could also, and he's never sure how his parents managed to do it, hold way more stuff than it should looking at how small it is.

So then he left Amity Park with his family none the wiser, thinking about how awesome it would be when he shows up with his uncle!

He went through a few cities, getting weird looks here and there, playing with some kids he's met, being kidnapped by a few, being kidnapped by decidedly not children, practicing stranger danger- sometimes and others following random people he's just met when they said they knew who Waylon Jones was after he showed them a picture!

A picture he drew himself in crayon, thank you very much. His family said he was quite the artist!

He never managed to actually find his uncle though, even with showing random people his picture. So eventually, he always had to hop buses to the next city he could, though he was unfortunately running low on his allowance...

So low that, when he managed to think about it, could only drop his off at one more city, if he didn't want to impose on the amount he set aside to get him and Waylon back to Amity Park. So, he set his sights on Gotham City, hoping that he would be able to find his uncle there!

When he did get there, he psyched himself up, striking a few poses he saw on Tv once and then running off to go find his uncle.

Once again, a few people looked at him weirdly, but it wasn't anything he wasn't used to, but for some reason he got kidnapped more so than usual, not even by kids! Which were his usual kidnappers, sometimes they even tried to mug him for some reason.

So he gave them a snack.

Some took it and let him leave, others... not so much. So he had run away from those ones, fading through a wall or hiding behind a dumpster, or losing them in the crowd were all very effective methods!

He showed some people his drawing, and nobody still didn't know who he was asking about! Which was stupid, in his opinion, because his drawing was very detailed and very accurate! He was about to give him, thinking that nobody would be able to help him, and was just about to head back home.

At least until he ran into somebody, quite literally falling over due to his sides. It was an accident, but still! People should really be considerate of Teddy bears roaming around!

The guy bent down and apologized for running into him, which was a very rare thing when he stepped out of Amity! So this guy had an instant improve on him on that alone, so he got up, dusted himself off and showed him the drawing of his uncle.

The guy who introduced himself as Brucie Wayne actually recognized him too! He said he was on his way to meet him, to be exact, and Danny saw an opportunity when he saw one, so he climbed onto Bruce Wayne and practically forced the guy to take him alone.

He gave him one of his favorite snacks as payment.

Actually two, because he was nice and fun. But no more than that because these are his snacks, and some were also for his uncle!

So when he got to the place his uncle was being held at- Arkham Asylum-, he was informed that his uncle is currently held here in captivity for something, something, something that he didn't bother to remember if he was being honest.

So of course, the most natural thing and reaction to do was to plan a prison break.

He stayed on Bruce's shoulder, using him as a free ride throughout Arkham Asylum while directing him towards his uncle via picture. It took a while of insistence, but they eventually got to his uncles, so he got down, gave Bruce a handshake, phased through the glass of his uncles cell and stared up.

And up.

And up.

And up.

Sweet macaroni! He didn't know his uncle was so tall! he was practically taller than his Pa! Which said something considering he was like, the tallest person he'd ever seen in the history of ever. But regardless he managed to find him, so he jumped around him a bit in happiness, and showed him the picture.

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Waylon Jones, otherwise known as Killer Croc, was exceedingly confused about why there was a tiny, sentient teddy bear in his cell. Who seemed happy being in his presence of all things.

It showed him a crudely drawn picture of him after jumping up and down around him, and he doesn't exactly know the significance of it, but it implied that the toy was trying to find him, he watched it dig through its bag and pull out a wide variety of snacks, all of which were thrown at him.

Quite literally.

So he decided to just, sit down and eat them. Not everyday he gets free snacks like this, so.

While he was chowing down, it took out a crayon and paper and started drawing, then after that it showed him a picture of Jack- helpfully labeled- and his family, which the teddy bear was on there along with another girl in the kids section.

Which, huh, he supposes he has a nephew and niece.

Then in the middle of eating the last snack, guards stepped into his cell to extract his nephew. His nephew's time was up, it seemed, so he waved goodbye and stared trying to plan a prison break to meet his nephew outside of prison the next time they saw each other.

He could have never expected for him to be turned into a smaller, stuffed version of himself and phasing through the walls of his cell.

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Danny liked his uncle, he was nice! But it was a bit unfair that he was still way taller than him, even when turned into a doll.

Anyways, he had a prison break to complete, and then he could drag his uncle back home to his family's utterly surprised faces!

[cry-ptidd]

He got his little habitat... my son

[jamminvroomvroom]

the rhode tiktok account posting lando carrying. that ladies phone. ahem. with the rhode case on is soooo messy u cant make this shit up

[mixelation]

sasori forging transfem!deidara's new boobs like hephaestus at the forge (hammer and all)

sasori is an artist. sasori will make you the finest designer boobs in the land. he's out here analyzing deidara's body type, taking measurements, doing tests to see how things will sit on her chest. he's making them perfectly symmetrical, with the finest, smoothest skin taken from only the finest of specimens. they will ALWAYS be perfectly perky because sasori is using a metal frame to make sure they always retain the ideal shape. sasori has calculated the IDEAL size for Deidara's body, to provide the opportunity for tasteful cleavage but not so big as too be (what sasori considers) obscene

deidara: (walks in with the biggest fucking tits you've ever seen. they bounce. they heave. they jiggle way too much to be classy and are not DESIGNER BRAND) hey so you were taking too long, so i went to orochimaru and asked for Turbo Hormones

sasori: excuse me

deidara: yeah he gave me a boob science potion, basically, yeah. what are those? look kind of hard and small

sasori: (unpacking every poison he owns)