#since y’all fw the other one

[bikerbutchbait]

me and somebody’s daughter

[superstarz9]

So y’all fw some MORE Mr. Puzzles headcanons?

Cause I got some :]

Even though he streams his content, Mr. Puzzles hates streaming over normal television and believes it ruins the momentum. The only thing he appreciates about streaming is the lack of ads. No matter how bad the ratings are, Puzzlevision is an ad-free service!

To add, product placement is a no-go. Any products he might advertise on a show are all Puzzlevision branded, not that he’d advertise much. He’s a smart business man, which I’ll go in-depth with another time.

He’s all about authenticity with his actors an really hates big-time celebrities. Celebrities are snobbish and aren’t easy for Puzzles to handle. He also doesn’t want people to engage with his shows solely because of famous names. The day he hires a celebrity is the day he becomes a sellout, and the idea of selling out terrifies him.

Mr. Puzzles does an extensive background check of every single cast member he recruits. Not just because he’s trying to find the perfect actors, but because he’s trying to find people that wont be missed if they mysteriously disappear for long periods of time. After a cast’s likability begin to dwindle, Puzzles brings them back as if nothing happened. Previous cast members won’t remember their time at Puzzlevision and have a hazy memory for a bit before they adjust to normal. If they watch a show that they’ve been in, they’re so disconnected from the show that they won’t recognize themselves. However, Puzzles is careful to avoid reruns after switching casts.

He absolutely hates reality tv for multiple reasons. It’s the farthest thing from reality, everything is so fake, and the writing is HORRIBLE! If the audience demands it, he’ll make a reality tv show, but it would be one of the few things he wouldn’t mind not hitting 5 stars. The less creative impact he has on the show, the less he cares for it.

He prefers live-action over animation, but highly respects animated shows.

He likes movies but heavily prefers tv since television has always been frowned upon within Hollywood and the entertainment industry (It’s actually interesting to know the beef between movie studios and tv, I recommend checking it out. To put in into perspective, picture the Disney theatre movies vs the straight to video movies: there’s a huge difference and it’s somewhat obvious of the cash-grab tv movies/shows are. The purpose of tv has always been a quick cash grab, actually. Kinda like the first content farm, to an extent). Puzzles wants to prove that television is a respectable media outlet and shouldn’t be frowned upon within the industry.

He is familiar with almost any televised language. The only major issue is that, yes, he needs subtitles to completely understand. However, he can hold a relatively decent conversation in most languages, he’d just need a few refreshers.

Already talked about it last post but he likes to cook and really enjoys cooking/baking shows. Y’know that thing where you’re good at one but not as good at the other cause they’re so different (you cook to your liking vs following a strict recipe for the best dessert outcome)? I feel like Puzzles would be perfect at baking alone but any baking show he does goes to absolute shit. However, he’s not as great at cooking alone (since he can’t taste) but it much better with a sous-chef guiding him.

This was someone else’s hc (I don’t remember who’s, I’m srry), but they brought up that the order of shows Mr. Puzzles makes with the SMG4 crew reflect the shows he watched growing up (the kids-y shows, family disney-type movies, teen stuff like Scooby-doo, and gameshows). I’d like to add that he enjoys making gameshows the most because he can be the main character in every episode, and everyone’s reactions are the most genuine. The only thing I can see Puzzles not liking is the lack of creativity (similar to reality tv). However, it would be pretty fitting for a production company called Puzzlevision to make game shows.

This one’s gonna be a little bit more depressing. No matter how hard he tries or how good he thinks his writing is, Mr. Puzzles cannot write anything original. It’s the curse of seeing every piece of televised media to ever be produced. He tries his best to be original but as the puzzlevision arc continues, he gradually stops trying to be original, which is what ultimately causes him to lose. While Puzzles keeps trying to copy other successful media and failing, it’s the originality the SMG4 crew produce that gets them to 5 stars (and extremely quickly, too). Puzzles fails to realize that the shows he loves and tries to replicate were original, too, and that’s what got them to succeed in the first place. I feel like this success from SMG4’s originality is what sparked Mr. Puzzles’ envy in the first place.

To add to this, Puzzles has been canonically spying and interfering with the SMG4 crew for a while (selling them the showgrounds, the cursed keyboard in the ITS GOTTA BE PERFECT arc, the Western Spaghetti arc), and is almost a direct parallel to SMG4. They both was to succeed and produce original content, striving for perfection. The only major difference is that Mr. Puzzles has been alone for the majority of his life whereas SMG4 has his crew. Despite this, however, SMG4 still snaps and isolates himself similarly to how Puzzles takes complete creative control.

Not having a proper friend/support group is also what causes Puzzles to fail, isolating himself from the rest of the world. Even though we don’t see much of the studio, it’s still pretty run down and barren, implying that Puzzles doesn’t spend much time there, if at all. Puzzles spends most of his time in the shows, directing/acting/ect, and avoiding the real world where he doesn’t have control. When he’s in the real world and bored, he dissociates a lot, planning out his next big projects.

To add, he’s not a big fan of modern technology as a whole, and sticks to older tech (like the older computer model in the teaser between the scooby episode and the gameshow episode and his head being an older computer). Same goes for the studio. I can totally see him walking into the decrepit building with the real estate agent being like “this building hasn’t seen the light of day since 200 b.c,” and Mr. Puzzles ecstatically goes “I’ll TAKE IT!” He’d also do his own renovations and film it for an abandoned house-flipping series, scrapping it later because he sucks at renovating.

He can’t take constructive criticism if his life depended on it. He tries, but all he thinks is “well these people just don’t understand TRUE art in this world!”

He can play shows/movies in the back of his mind whenever, and often does if he’s not on set. Y’know that reddit/tumblr post about the kid who memorized Shrek so much that he could just watch it from memory and his dad would catch him at the 37:14 mark and be like “stop watching shrek and go to bed,”? Yeah, Puzzles is like that. Only difference is that he can’t pause it, only tune it out.

He’ll watch them, but found-family sit-coms depress him. Shows like Friends, It’s Always Sunny in Philly, etc remind him of what his life could’ve been if he could’ve made friends properly.

To add to this, y’know how he projects himself in his shows? What if he did that with shows like Friends, where he’s a part of the cast and laughing along. He’d do it in his sleep and not even realize it’s a dream until the episode ends and he wakes up alone. :,]

On a lighter note, older tvs release a light frequency that gets louder the older it gets. Mr. Puzzles probably hums a frequency without realizing it that people can only hear if they’re close and he isn’t babbling away. Older tvs also kinds adjust(?) where they slightly creek a lil. Mr. Puzzles probably does, to, and it’s the equivalent of him cracking his neck.

He’s also more prone to shock people slightly, depending on how manic he is. If he rubs his gloves together he’s practically a battery.

He has a daily care routine that involves him carefully wiping his screen with windex.

These ones are more show/content based. If these continue to do well I’ll post some more general and maybe relationship hcs :]. If you guys have any suggestions/questions/critiques please let me know!

[gojosprettyprincess]

A short storytime about me and my best friend!!

we’ve been best friends since we were 14 and back then he wasn’t the best looking guy and was a hardcore nerd so he never had a lot of friends that were girls till I came into his life and fast forward to now, in those 5 years of knowing him— I’m still the only female friend he has and we’re extremely close like if I asked him to wipe my ass he’d do it without any hesitation type of close. I was his first everything, the first girl he liked, first relationship, first kiss, first everything.

LIKE HES NOT GOING ANYWHERE YALL I PROMISEEEEE and he changed so much over the years he’s been working out for like 3 years now and he made so much progress like he changed so much and what makes me happy is the fact that he’s not one of those guys that starts working out and change to look better then immediately starts whoring around and getting girls and forgetting who’s been there since day one, yk what I mean? It’s been just me and him since we were 14

The reason we’re not together rn is bc we made a mutual decision to not be in a relationship because he’s busy training to be a firefighter and I go to college and I’m studying to be a software engineer so it’s DIFFICULT AND OVERSTIMULATING OVERR HERE. But we have this certain type of bond where we tell each other everything, we communicate well and we’re very understanding of each other like I’m his main friend and he is my main friend and we’ve been friends for more than 5 years now so it’s been a while

And I’ve tried talking to other guys before but no matter what they could never meet the standard that he has set for me, he pays for me everywhere we go and eat, he’s so understanding also he’s a lovely man and his family loves me and he’s soo respectful and nice yall like I can never get tired of him. And he has so much patience with me, it’s like when I’m with him I don’t have to use my brain he just does everything for me

Also sexually speaking, we’re friends with benefits so don’t worry y’all I do get that firefighter dick time to time. But he’s submissive not some hardcore dominant dude like toji💔💔which is okay with me because I don’t mind, he’s the reason why I’d only date a submissive guy irl like he’s the reason for my WHOLE type and he does everything I say and I talk him through it so it’s fun ig like it’s so hot that he’s so big and tall yet I still need to guide him where the hole is :3

And I wanna show what he looks like but he doesn’t know what I do on tumblr and I don’t want to disrespect him like that but he’s so handsome, he has long hair wavy hair to his shoulders and his hair deadass looks like geto and eren bc he always has it in a bun, HE HAS THATTT HAIR CUTT and looks like a mixture of heath ledger and Goku 😭 and he’s 5’11 and he’s JACKED LIKE He used to be kinda chubby but he lost weight and he has so much muscles nowwww and it’s so sexy bc he literally towers over him and he once lifted me up in the air and ate me my pussy just like that while he held me up with his arms.

AND AND HE’S STILL A FUCKING NERD!!! He plays Pokémon go and pet simulator ON ROBLOX at his grown ass age BUT I LOVE HIM AND I SWEAR YALL WE WILL GET MARRIED AND ALL OF YOU BETTER COME TO MY DAMN WEDDING. I AM PAYINF FOR PLANE TICKETS DW!!! THAT MAN IS NOT GOING ANYWHEREEEEE. He does not and will not fw any girl that isn’t me.😭

In conclusion, my best friend is the reason why I still have hope that they are still good men in the world and i honestly don't even think I deserve a man like him.

[spoiled-milk]

blush blush characters’ (kelby, volks, eli, ichiban, cashew, and cole personal headcannons (imo‼️‼️)

a/n: doing some of my personal favorites then some lemme know if y’all want more. ik this is probably done already but like i like yapping on company time 🤪 i'm so inactive i am so sorry i am not cooking

content warning: none except for mild swearing and not proof read lmao

word count: ~2.0k words

kelby

would love love LOVE it if his s/o made him laugh or laugh at his jokes (even if they’re all sports related)

since he is an athlete and all i think that he knows how to cook healthier meals, but if you cooked anything for him, he would probably eat it since it's from you as long as it isn’t like covered in grease

he loves being around you, so if you go on morning jogs or evening jogs with it would mean the world to him and he values that a lot (even if he has to carry u halfway through the jog / walk it with you)

i don't think he would be too pushy with his diet on you, respects people and their own diets but would gently push for a healthier diet such as salads and low carb foods

if i were to suggest an ideal date for him is kayaking. it's a great work-out for him and it's a great opportunity to show you all the breathtaking sights that the river y'all kayak has to offer

kelby has weekly basketball games, baseball games, and swim meets, and he understands that it is a lot, but if you attended some of them or go out of your way to support him, his insides get gooey, and he feels like he could run fifteen miles

he lives and craves for physical touch. kelby will take what you can give. hugs? great. holding hands? awesome. linking your arms in his? he's in heaven

ok, to be a lil saucy here i think kelby would think you're super mega hot when you work out. here you are running on a treadmill sweat on your face and chest and he's definitely staring at you and now he's got to go to the shower rooms and get his head out of the gutters

also think of this guy’s stamina c'mon you can’t tell me that this guy would only go one wahoo round with you yk (source: me don’t ask)

eli

if you and them are even remotely the same size clothing wise, they are going to take your clothes. no asking or nothing eli will just rummage through your closet and make a fit with a few of your borrowed clothes

one time they stretched out one of your baby tees and you were so bummed out when you found it after they wore it and now eli swears to never take another one of those shirts again

would probably date someone who can put a really good outfit so that they can steal it

would also love if someone would watch anime with them please just give ouran high school host club a chance pls pls pls pls

they probably enjoy watching shoujo or slice of life but if you wanted to watch something else, they probably would watch it with you bc they like you lots

if you watch something that you started with them and watch ahead of them? they’re heartbroken. devastated. defeated. the first and the only time you did that they were inconsolable

would take you clubbing if you were up to it but if clubs aren’t your scene, they totally respect that and won’t push you out of your comfort zone

they will also take really really REALLY good care of you if you get wasted around them and they are really good at keeping you safe

very very personal BUT ELI FUCKS WITH VOCALOID‼️‼️‼️NO ITS NOT A PHASE

if you listen to vocaloid and reveal that to him he will spam you with new songs that drop by the vocaloid producers that he likes

i am a firm believer that eli fucks so hard with giga p you can’t convince me other wise sorry i make the rules

if u don’t know what vocaloid they will make you listen to a couple of songs that he thinks pass off as normal but again if you fw vocaloid then he can start showing you some niche vocaloid songs

volks

such an acts of service man. if you played his lil date thing you would know (i need to go back n double check this by playing it again)

gives off his moody dark grumpy energy but fuck it I’ll be in the minority that believes he likes being small spoon please give him head kisses he enjoys them even though he will not tell you

i think that volks in the beginning of your relationship is uncomfortable with pda but as your relationship continues, he’s gotten used to holding your hand or giving you quick pecks in public

at home though? his hands are on you always. a hand on your leg, your legs on top of his legs, his arms wrapped around your waist. he always has one of his hands on you

if you go on hikes for either leisure or to exercise, he will join you as much as possible every single time

HAS 👏A 👏 REALLY 👏 GOOD 👏 SKIN ROUTINE. he’s a model photoshop can only do so much yk. expect to do skincare together and face masks at the end of the week

has a very early bedtime (like probably 11pm or like midnight at the latest) so when he’s getting ready for bed so are you by force

if you wake up later than him whenever he has an early photoshoot, he will always prepare you a portion of whatever he made for himself

he wants you to meet his mom once it’s confirmed that y’all are serious. you two are the two most important people in his life (and he doesn’t have a lot of people in his life who matter the way that y’all do) and he wants to make sure that his mom gives you a seal of approval (as long as you make volks happy, you win her approval dw)

he knows he’s not the most romantic person out there but makes sure that you’re taken care of. that’s how he shows that he cares. he hopes that the way that he makes your bed, organizes your work desk, and applies moisturizer to your hands after you’ve long fallen asleep is able to convey the feelings of love and adoration, he has just for you

ichiban

tries to keep your relationship a secret from his fans and it works in his video formats because duh you can edit those but when he’s live streaming? he’s cooked. tf you mean he can’t just talk about how cute you are when you nap or gush about the way that you cutely hog the blankets when y’all nap together?

he was scared that his fans would not be too happy at the idea that he was in a relationship, but most of his fans were not like that at all. most of his fans are the sweetest people

some of them even tag you in some edits of ichiban and not gonna lie you watch some of them because DAYUM your man is fine

ok, some of his fans immediately become your fans when they see you on for the first time on his stream and that ichiban was not prepared for but he also was not prepared for the edits of YOU that go around his community

his chat makes it well known that if he fucks it up with you they’re all gonna come n snatch you up because you’re such a treat

is not very good with words or actions he’s kinda like a cute boyfailure but you can’t fault him too much he’s just so stinkin cute at being clueless

does this say anywhere in his voice lines or in his phone fling? no, but i do not care. um anyways, i think ichiban has a thing for building personal computers

like everything in his PC is customized. from the computer case, the motherboard, graphics card, everything. he has so much fun building them to the point where he has like 5 fully built computers off somewhere in his house because he didn't know what to do with them. to ichiban, they're like adult legos, but if legos costed even more money

if you wanted him to build you one, he totally would. probably wouldn't even charge you because he loves building them and customizing them for you (and because he's probably loaded from being a popular streamer and whatnot). ichiban would be absolutely elated if you wanted to build a PC with you if you offered. he loves doing things with you

cole

clingy clingy man touchy touchy man

this might be a little controversial but i don't think that he would like kill anybody. injure somebody? most definitely probably. (i'm probably in the minority here but i'll die on this hill)

BUT he’s very very possessive of you. does not like it when other boys pay attention to you. he wants to be the only one to see the crinkle in your eyes when you smile, or the way the sunlight hits your eyes when you’re reading in the afternoon, or see how ethereal you are when you sleep on the couch in the evening with a movie on that highlights your face just right

has articles of your clothing. has stolen a used shirt from your house just so he can use it as a pillowcase and snuggle with it at night

he will show up at your place whenever he has free time. after work, before work, he will sleepover at your place quite frequently too if you let him. your landlord is convinced that he’s your boyfriend with how frequently he comes over

loves doing mundane chores with you. washing dishes, putting away laundry, going grocery shopping, you name it and if he can help you he will. it feels like you two are a real married couple. soulmates. it squeezes his heart just right when people see you two getting ingredients for dinner and mistake you for a couple

if you have work functions where you need to bring a plus one you better call him first, he would pounce at the opportunity to be yours, even if it’s just for one evening

he’s very good with his words. he’s so cold to others but with you he’s so sweet. he can just tell if something is off with you. he somehow just knows if you had a bad day. he’ll be there with take out, movies, whatever you need (red flag honestly, but i like wearing rose colored glasses)

if you let him embrace you pre relationship, now he expects some sugar anytime he sees you. a hug when he first sees you, a hug for when you have to leave, a hug when he “accidentally” runs into you in public, etc.

cashew

he’s inexperienced, but he’s a quick learner. you’re probably his first relationship and he would never tell you, but he’s insecure about it

loves reading to you. it’s just so intimate with the two of you pressed together under the sheets. he gets butterflies just thinking about it

tell him you love his voice. that you like hearing him. he is a little aware that some people think his voice is hot but coming from you? he’ll hold it to heart. maybe he should consider recording for audiobooks

makes a reading list for you, out of love of course. he asks you what genres you like, book length, etc. even if you don’t read, should you ever ask for his recommendations he will be ready for you

go to the library with him and read pls. it doesn’t have to be date just go with him. he goes by himself all the time please go with him. you don’t even have to read books with words you can pull up the graphic novels he won’t mind promise

i imagine cashew fucks so hard with dates where it’s just the two of you (like a picnic or a walk in the park) he has so many ideas because of all the romance books he reads, but he’s scared he’s gonna botch the execution of it

treat him nicely please, again you’re his first serious relationship so don’t break his heart too bad

[eroticcaa]

AFTERLYFE - S.RILEY x BLACK!READER

࿔ An age-old war has been raging since the start of the apocalypse between the military and the vampires as their sworn enemies. Soldier after soldier seems to go to waste as the vampires keep multiplying. Task Force 141 had been deployed out when the Colonel took interest in the hive of vampires.

࿔ CODENAME: Smiley. "SUKO"

࿔ WC: 510 [SRRY MY LOVES! It’ll be longer next chapter promise!] [NOT EDITED]

࿔ Tags: VAMPIRE APOCALYPSE, YOUNGER SIBLING OF GAZ, SWEARING, INTENSE GRAPHIC VIOLENCE, SYMBIOTE!READER, BLOODY CONTENT, DEATH, SLOW BURN.

ACT I, SCENE I: ❝ OUTBREAK ❞

It had been 5 years since they came back to their home, the sun disappeared, engulfing the world in eternal darkness. The air turned into a crisp cold that brought shivers to human skin. Then they just..came, like they were waiting. Many humans died that night, young, old, mid-aged. No matter the difference. They bought different diseases with them not suited for humans.

Within Two hours, the world was in ruins, the remaining alive running, crying, hiding, streets ablaze — doors to cars and businesses left open with blood trailing to the ground, drip, drip, dripping onto the concrete. There’s a television store three stores down from the ruin park. Over and over, it repeats the same message.

“THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST. ALL PROGRAMS HAVE BEEN TEMPORARY DISABLED IN THESE AREAS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. FURTHER INFORMATION WILL BE PROVIDED SHORTLY BY YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT OR POLICE DEPARTMENT UNTIL THEN PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND TAKE TO THE NEAREST SHELTER. WE ADVISE TO DO ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES..”

The picture changes to a woman, pale skinned, blonde, middle-aged, —— she seemed to be dressed in a military uniform but in a more professional setting. Behind her were white walls of what seemed to be a closed off room.

“This is an emergency message from Kate Laswell, overseer of the CIA Special Activities Division. We advise you and your loved ones to stay inside, our system has been tracking large amounts of clouds, tsunamis rising in the Pacific Ocean. Temperatures dropping rapidly to negative 20 degrees C•. This unknown phenomenon is said to reach the city of Chicago within the next hour. Civilians are advised to stay inside or immediately find shelter. Do not travel around the area you are in unless instructed. Immediate care and highways have been closed to civilian use.”

“Expect a disruption with Mobile and Internet services for the next 2 weeks until further action has been done. Safety information will be communicated via Radio. Station 97.3, if you have any useful information or questions do not hesitate to channel in. Immediately seek shelter and assist each other in this upcoming situation. Please..we can’t lose ourselves to those…things or lose ourselves within each other. May God help us all in the end.”

“Laswell..Signing Off.”

© EROTICCAA 2024. DO NOT MODIFY, COPY, TRANSLATE, REPOST OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR OR CLAIM MY WORK AS YOUR OWN.

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notes: this is just the start of a chapter and I lowkey don’t fw it lol hope y’all enjoy!! don’t forget to like, reblog and comment what you think!

[vampire-ink-777]

I saw my friend do this and it looked fun!! So here are my Rick and Morty headcanons, expect most are actually based off the show and I’m only extremely non-canon about like two! (Inspired by @lycanpunk666 go check him out gang)

Beth: Beth is definitely a comphet lesbian who only actually found out about this because of space Beth. There is no way that girl likes Jerry like that. Have you seen them. I also just don’t see her liking men generally, she’s their number one hater and I love her for that.

Jerry: Jerry is incredibly bisexual. There is no other way to put it, he adores Beth obviously, but he YEARNS for sleepy Gary. Come back sleepy Gary. We all miss you. #TheYaoiWeNeverKnewWeNeeded. Jerry is also demisexual! We see that he only really started lusting after Gary after being friends for such a long time, and at the titanic episode, we see him get really grossed out by what would be his “perfect partner” so, I rest my case!

Summer: I see summer as being straight or pan, I just feel that she wouldn’t care much about gender or labels at all. We don’t see a many real partner choices for her that aren’t just about popularity or something like that, so I can see her in about any given situation. She definitely has a strong preference towards masculinity though!

Rick C-137: That man is most definitely pansexual, he doesn’t care, he just wants to fuck. There isn’t much to say on him tbh, the whole damn show is just him getting it for 7 season straight sooo!

Morty Prime: (Yeah this is probably where I go off script) He’s bisexual. PLEASE guys listen to me!!! I know he has literally never ever shown any attraction to men in his life but TRUST!!! He likes men!! He’s a boykisser I promise!!! I also see him as being trans, but I feel like if he was it would be poked fun at a ton and honestly him being cis makes more sense to me, so I fw both hcs!

Rick Prime: Okay Rick simps…I’m so sorry to let y’all know like this. But this man is Aromantic. He does NOT give a fuck and he would NOT be your little meow meow….I fear he literally got rid of every Rick’s wife ever!!! I can’t say much on his sexuality, since the sexual nature is a core part of most Rick’s we see but I see him not really feeling it towards other people. Guys this man does not have time for actual love and intimacy I hate to break it to you

Evil Morty: (again another a bit out there one) Evil Morty feels gay to me, but in the way that he’s never realized it and just thinks he’s better than the other Morty’s for never having “stupid crushes”. I think it also has to do with the way his whole persona is messing with the system, it feels very in character that he would go against a key Morty core characteristic like that.

Tbh that’s everyone I care about SO!!! Let me know what you all thought and what your headcanons are!!

[callsign-rogueone]

Can you give us the director’s cut for Conscription Day with Aaric and Sunny? There’s not nearly enough content out there for our favorite little princeling, and I’d love to hear your thoughts!

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absolutely I can!! you know how obsessed I am with them rn. I’ve been working on their later chapters a lot, really getting into the drama… ugh they’re so healing to write. my future king and queen 💗

It persists through the handful of boring patriotic speeches about the commitment you’ve made to your country, which go in one ear and out the other. You know why you’re here. You don’t need to be given any other reasons.

with unmarked characters, I feel the need to give them motivation for joining up that isn’t just squarely patriotic, since Navarre is pretty corrupt lmao. Peach is here because she wants to help people by being a healer and because it’s a way to get a more stable comfortable life than being a farmer’s daughter — I imagine it similar to the US where you can get free medical school if you work as a military doctor for X amount of years. and then Sunny… she’s running away just as much as Aaric is, but she’s also looking for something here. that’s all you get for now.

Maybe you’re a little bit alike in that regard; not in your level of preparation — you’re definitely the least-armed person in the squad, and likely in the entire quadrant, with one knife at each hip and absolutely nothing else, as that was all you’d been able to afford before you left for Basgiath — but in the way you present yourselves to the rest of the world, focusing on figuring everyone else out and keeping quiet, not sharing much.

love me some comparing and contrasting! I’ve already told y’all that Sunny is going to be his complete opposite, not in terms of personality, but in status and upbringing. she was poor as a kid, and still is poor as a young adult, and therefore is basically completely disenfranchised and powerless. especially compared to a prince. BUT they’re both nervous little bbs on day one, Sunny because she’s not sure she’ll make it, and Aaric because he’s a trying to not be found out. and so is she… no I will not elaborate at this time.

One of the wingleaders, the only girl of the four, shouts something you can’t distinguish, and then there’s a chorus of screams as the orange unhinges its massive jaw, spewing red flame upon the formation. A girl across the courtyard springs into action, leaping in front of her wing with her palms outstretched, making some kind of invisible shield over herself and the group of students behind her that deflects the fire. and All of Second Wing seems intact, having been protected by the girl who had put up the air shield. She looks a little unsteady on her feet, but otherwise unharmed — it must have taken a lot of energy to do something like that.

some people already guessed, but this is darling and love btw!! wingleader Laurent and section leader Callwell. they’re going to be running second wing with efficiency and grace and a healthy amount of mom energy. and maybe expect a little moment between Dain and Love after this, him checking on her and being a protective little secret bf 🥺

The boy you’d been watching locks eyes with you, and then you’re on the ground underneath him in a matter of seconds, wrapped up in each other; chest to chest, his hands braced against the gravel on either side of your head, one leg between yours, your faces less than three inches apart.

in the book, bb prince uses himself as a human shield over some random girl. what a guy. ngl I kinda swooned when I read that. something about a prince putting others before himself… idk. anyway I kinda just replaced that girl with sunny hsjsb but this was also an opportunity to get them close. neither of them were making eye contact, until now, when they’re close enough to kiss. they won’t be kissing for quite a while, though. this is going to be my attempt at a slow-burn.

The intimacy, the implications of this position you’re in with a total stranger, a man you’ve never met, and an armed one, at that, should make your skin crawl, should make you want to kick and scratch to get him off of you, but you stay in place, under the safety of his armored shoulders, because it’s clear that he doesn’t want to hurt you, or to assert his power over you — but to protect you.

I guess this is your first warning (of several more to come) that Sunny’s backstory is going to be a little dark?? I’m not going to write her past out in detail, but there’s going to be some implications of bad things that are up for interpretation by each reader, but ultimately lead to her being wary of men and strangers in general. Aaric is going to have to prove his mettle, that he’s not a bad guy. like socializing a feral cat. and that slow process started today. she’s already getting a vibe that he’s a safe person, but all bets are off in this environment where it’s kill or be killed.

He reaches forward to brush the dirt from your hair, tucking a loosened strand behind your ear. Your heart has never beat this fast in your life. You’ve never been touched this gently, never seen such a deep look of concern in a man’s eyes, that gorgeous shade of green looking down at you…  You realize that he’s still holding your hand — rather, you’re still holding his. You let go quickly, your cheeks warming with embarrassment. 

see above. + there’s some magnetism there, some mutual attraction, and the beginning of Aaric realizing that he wants to protect this girl with his life. Sunny has never felt like this before, and probably isn’t even sure what this feeling is, but she knows deep down that it isn’t bad, that he isn’t bad — she doesn’t realize that she’s still holding him because it feels safe and natural, even if those feelings are new and unusual to her.

First Wing was far enough away to be unscathed, but Third Wing, and the squad beside yours… if you had been placed anywhere else, there would have been a reasonable chance that you’d have been burnt alive.

luck, fate, or divine intervention, whatever you want to call it, is going to play a considerable role in her life and her time at Basgiath. you might notice in later chapters, a certain other girlfriend’s prayers are always answered — but Sunny doesn’t even have to ask. that’s all I’ll say here.

You step back into place at the back of the block, between your hero and a blonde girl who looks like she regrets eating breakfast this morning. “Deep breaths,” you whisper to her. “In through your nose, out through your mouth, like you’re blowing bubbles. and The boy is right — the three of you should look out for each other, if you want to make it out of here alive.

if this wasn’t clear, this is Sloane!! her and Aaric (and kinda Visia too but she’s less important) are gonna be Sunny’s gang, much like Ridoc and Sawyer and Rhi are Violet’s. and she still doesn’t know Aaric’s name here, or Sloane’s, but she’s already starting to get the feeling that they’re safe (not going to turn on her) and that they need to stick together.

plus a sneaky peekie because I cannot resist:

You give him a warm smile, grabbing one yourself along with a short knife. “You’re digging in too hard, and taking the meat along with it. You need to hold it more flat, and scrape, to take off just the skin. Like that.”

the boy can fight, and he’s well-read and knows fancy etiquette and all that… but he’s missing several normal-people-life-skills. baby prince cannot peel a potato to save his life. Sunny won’t judge him for it though. and he won’t judge her for not knowing certain things either.

+ some hints in the form of emoji:

💙🧡👑🎶🍓🩹👻🍀

okay I need to stop now. I’m giving it all away. but more of them soon!! they’re gonna be my next gf chapter because I luv them. and because once I finish ch 2, ch 3-4 are basically ready to go already hehe

[shurismainbxtch]

Ion see nobody talking about other head canons about shuri.. so

* shuri definitely listens to the weekend like she has a whole playlist that she plays in the lab

* she loves Afro beats to and puts you on to songs and artists

* she makes you try her traditional food and you love it and she always cooks them for y’all

* she is a bit of a know it all so when you have a problem with something she always wants to help you and fix whatever it is

* goes to Afro concerts and takes you with her a a a plus one

* she takes you on mini tours of small cities in Wakanda and since your a bit of a tourist she teases you

* wears traditional African clothes and buys you some to match

* she is a Scorpio with a Capricorn rising (I won’t be elaborating)

* loves taking you to African restaurants to eat at

* she listens to African music even while y’all are having sex and matches the rhythm of the beat when using the strap on you

* when your tired of shuri not giving you enough attention you go to her lab and dance for her to distract her in African lingerie

* when your having a sick day she gives you traditional African medicine and you always feel much better

Made this cause nobody else was gone do it lemme know what y’all think 😭

I love this so much😍 Omg the 10th one😭

It definitely makes sense that Shuri listens to the weeknd and i think she also listens to partnextdoor but the reader had to put her on to him👀

Not the african lingerie oop🫢I would be distracting her every chance i got. She would never get shit done fw me🤷🏽‍♀️

[romeoeatzkorn]

felt silly so-

Introduction Post! 2024 editon

Basic Info

Name: Romeo (or Roxx) Age: 15 Gender: Genderqueer + Non-Binary Birthday: Feb|16th|2009 Pronouns: they/he (just They/Them or He/Him works too) Sexuality: Butch Dyke Ethnicity: Scandinavian + Plains Cree Nationality: Canadian

My other socials

Facts about me;

Since I was born on the 16 in Feb, I'm an Aquarius

I am 5"8” and thus taller than John Leguizamo, my favourite actor

I love 2 headcanon characters I think r cool as Queer

I kin both Queen Barb (from trolls) and Roxie Richter (from Scott Pilgrim)

I like to call my favourite characters (who I hc as gay) faggots. IDK why

I hate tomatos

I'm possibly Autistic, but I definitely have ADHD

My dog is old and stupid (/j /lh)

sometimes I like to use Z instead of S, just to be silly

I love drag!!

I am very fond of musicals

DNI:

N$FW accounts

Cishets

AroAce deniers

Facist + Bigots

Z10n1sts and N@z1s

Wally x Julie and Wally x Eddie/Frank shippers

Pr0/C0mshippers

Butch/Masc/Stem haters we’re beefing

Femme4Femme only Lesbians all of my WLW/NMLNM content is Butch4Butch or Butch4Femme

LGB without the T supporters

Z00s and P3d0s

Zionists

Thin ice:

Oda defenders

Danganronpa fans

Montague’s 🖕🏼🖕🏼 /j

Cishet LGBTQ+ allies

MSPEC Lesbians idk how to feel about y’all

French People /j

Interact:

Queer/LGBTQ+ people

Butches, Mascs, and Studs

Sapphics and Lesbians

Juggalos and/or Juggalettes

Punks, Goths, Emos, and Anarchists

Furries + Therians

John Leguizamo fans

Neurodivergent folks

Artists any form

Fans of “Sorry Mom”

My fandoms:

ATHF (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Metalocalypse

Welcome Home Puppet show

R+J (1996) any other version too

ASTV

TF2

SHH (Strange Hill High)

Warrior Cats

Frankenweenie

One Piece to some extent?

My Welcome Home AUs

Trad goth Wally + Juggalo Barnaby

Thriller AU (WH)

Highschool AU

17 AU

Boundaries:

I am comfortable with;

Being called a Dyke

Tagging me in art (this is heavily encouraged!! Please tag me in any sort of fan content, I’d love to see it!!)

Being referred to with masculine, feminine, and androgynous terms

Being called a creature/thing

DM-ing if we’re mutuals

Romantic or sexually suggestive comments directed at my OCs and AUs if the characters are 20 or older

Headcanoning my OCs/AUs if it doesn’t diverge from the canon too much

N$FW content being made of the Thriller!AU and the Trad goth!Wally + Juggalo!Barnaby AU

Saying KYS in a joking way (just please make it clear it is a joke)

Please ask/inform me, before;

Creating N$FW or heavily sexually suggestive content of my AUs + OCs

Making AI bots of my AUs + OCs (especially if they’re N$FW ones)

DM-ing me if we’re aren’t mutuals unless it’s for a reason other than to say hi

Bringing up sexually suggestive topics, unless I have already told you it is okay (specifically topics that aren’t too heavily explicit, like mentioning sex is okay but please do not go into heavy detail)

Making sexually explicit (like somewhat detailed descriptions of sexual acts) comments about my OCs

I am NOT comfortable with;

Sexually explicit comments/asks directed at me or my personas

Exclusively using She/her for me

Fetishizing/making fetishistic content of my characters

People using my legal name online (please only call me Roxx, Roxxi or Romeo)

Have a good day, Be gay Do crime

[deleteduser3837492]

my silly lil bracelets. all specific for each song/album except vore I just wanted it to be cute and pink for obvious reasons 😂 I’m gonna be dumb and explain each bracelet below the cut because I guess hyperfixation. I see like imagery when I listen to music so putting it into bracelets has been fun. Have lots of ideas for other bands/songs too.

Why are you never real— from my favorite TMBTE song “The Apparition”. Has UV beads that change colors in the sunlight, like a disappearing ghost. Wasn’t sure this one would fit on a bracelet but I’m so glad it did. I think about this song constantly.

DYWTYLM (I have to say it in my head every time to remember the letters)—similar to vore just that they’re both sad or fucked up and I wanted them to be cute instead lol. But also I feel this song has a pop-y vibe so there’s that too.

High Water- has transparent blue beads (duh).

TPWBYT— almost every song on this album reminds me of water somehow (if not every single one) and I also think of the relationship described. So there’s two colored clay beads that initially are separate but mix in the end, becoming each other. Like drowning.

Euclid— the ending of a vicious cycle, lots of possibilities. Similar to like a star shower (think the scene in Howls Moving Castle where there’s stars falling to the ground)

Telomeres— for this one I imagine like deep oceans and whales. I really like how the gradient turned out gotta make more of those (scratches good brain itch)

Dark Signs—no streetlights, so lots of stars. dark. you feel me?

Nazareth— y’all don’t know how much I fw this song lolol I’d be surprised if it’s not top this year. always the first one I choose on my sleep token all playlist. anyway the line “guess what a hollow point does to a naked body” is what this one is themed for with red and black.

Aqua Regia— another UV color changer because SCIENCE you know? Aqua Regia being a compound that dissolves gold and platinum—also some clear beads with gold flecks in them 😉 (took more time putting the beads under a nail lamp for a few minutes at a time and sorting them only to find out the ones I used on the apparition bracelet were different colors when I finished the bracelet so rip)

anyway if you read all of this you’re a nerd and i love it we should be friends :) kinda wanna make more bracelets—was also thinking of some spirit box ones since im seeing them next month 😇

[phoenixtakaramono]

I gave into temptation and liked and retweeted The Boys S4 promo posters, etc 😔 this doesn’t help the recommended period of inactivity where Twitter unshadowbans your account but what’s one more week of inactivity there?

At this point, it’s already been two times X has put my account on Search Suggestion Ban immediately again after retweeting/ liking/ or posting something 😑 I have accepted my fate. At the very least for logged in users, you can access the threadfics so that’s the silver lining. I’ve also seen people liking, commenting, and retweeting some of my things there which makes me happy because supposedly engagement will help. I’m in the process of looking for more accounts to follow since that apparently also plays into the Twt AI deciding if I’m a spam bot account.

I’m gonna give it one more week of inactivity to see just in case the last search suggestion ban does lift again (🙄). But I have pretty much accepted my fate that my account is probably gonna be forever Search Suggestion Banned. You’ll just have to log in to be able to see my content there.

We’re gonna do one more test where I’m gonna tweet Part III of the Sugar Baby AU threadfic (likely 25-50 tweets update)—and see if that lands me in hot water again. If it doesn’t, good; we’ll continue as usual. If not, whelp, “porting to AO3 time as part of a series earlier than I’d planned to” we go.

Expect the threadfic update^ sometime around the week of 11/17-11/26.

Lastly, the next work of mine to be updated will be Truce ch3. I’m gonna spend maybe 1 more week or 2 of my writing break to catch up on reading a fellow writer friend’s work as a lil comment exchange we promised each other (you know who you are 🥰) and maybe 1 other writer’s work if they publish their last chapter within this period of time (you also know who you are 😘), but after my break is over I’ll resume writing Truce. Sneak peeks will be posted here & twitter.

I think I have PTSD from the page count from the previous chapter /hj. It’s just something about writing in Billy’s POV that makes me unintentionally write longer than expected (he’s toppled Luo Binghe’s crown of the ML Who’s Made This Author Spit Blood at the Final Pagecount Just Because the Chapter is in His POV). And ch3, surprise surprise, is gonna be in Billy’s POV again. It’s also literally my favorite chapter because we have an Outerspace “Date” (it’s a satire of Superman/ Lois Lane; this scene may or may not also be illustrated depending on my mood), a chapter illustration for the official NS/FW First Time Together for our lads, and the “twist” with the bombastic ending of ch3 where Billy joins the Seven.

My hope is that Truce remains 4 chapters only—but it depends on the final pagecount per chapter. *knocks on wood 3x*

I’m gonna try to update ch3 by the time the Christmas holiday rolls around, if not then it’s the New Year like we had for the previous chapter. The reason being: I have two new scenes that have to be added to ch3 and I’m putting in perhaps a couple kernels of S4 things. If I can keep Part II to below 113 pages, it will be a gosh darn miracle—but we’re gonna try. I’ll keep y’all updated on the status, especially when I start writing again.

[superstarz9]

So y’all fw Mr. Puzzles hcs?

Cause I got some :]

So canonically, based off the emerging movements he makes going from tv mode to ‘normal’ mode and the appearance of his arms/legs, there isn’t much of Puzzles that’s human anymore. The closest things he may have left is his heart and lungs (since he smokes, but that’s also a stretch).

While I prefer the idea thar he smokes, I like to think that he only holds the cigarette and pretends to smoke with a small smoke machine in the back, since the cig isn’t actually lit in the scene (not on purpose, of course).

As a kid, he was inspired to smoke from the old cigarette ads in cartoons (like the Flintstones Winston commercial).

He loves cooking shows and remaking the recipes, but he can’t eat. For a relationship hc (platonic or romantic), he’d probably love making food for you and get feedback on his cooking (eg, more spices, cook more/less, different recommendations). And compliments, of course. Always gotta compliment the chef, after all.

Body-wise (and this one might be kinda gross cause of minor body horror so skip if not comfortable), since we’ve established that there isn’t anything organic anymore about his body, he probably looks like a wire version of muscle anatomy. He’s very self-conscious about this, and tries to hide it the best of his abilities (long clothes, wrapping his arms to keep his shirt in place, the gloves). To add, his brain is probably a unique motherboard with wires surrounding it like a brain.

He sees and hears through the antennas, and makes sure to keep then aligned as much as possible. If one of them is slightly bent out of their usual shape, things look and sound very broken, like your vision going in and out. To add, the top dial changes the channel from his expressions to a specific show, and the lower dial adjusts his volume.

Technically canon but he has heterochromia! His right eye is dark brownish and his left is light blue. (He has homophobia in his eyes 😔 /j /ref)

We already know he stims lets bffr.

My friend’s hc: His angry/scary/humanoid face is parts of his original face, as well as the face that glitches during the movie’s end (I stg I know where that face is from. I wanna say Jack Stauber but I know it’s some kind of claymation. Speaking of Jack Stauber, Mr. Puzzles kinda gives Mirror Man vibes, y’know?).

Since he’s not as human anymore, he doesn’t get sick normally. However, he can get versions of illnesses through similar methods. He can overheat and power off on hot days, and he’s probably not great in rain. His signal also jams when it rains, so he’d constantly be bumping into stuff and wouldn’t be able to control the channels properly (I say control the channels cause idk what else to call it but that thing he does in the movie where he runs all the channels in his head and stuff. His head’s still a fully functional tv after all). If he’s shocked with lighting or smth, he’ll lose his signal, which is his equivalent of going into a coma.

Speaking of rain, he’ll try his best to be on top of the weather and carry an umbrella. However, if he doesn’t have actors for the weather channel and is preoccupied with other projects, he’ll be stuck at the studio waiting out the storm. Relationship hcs for this can be rlly funny. You’d catch him all bitter about the sudden rain as he stands by the door waiting for a cab or smth. If you pull out an umbrella, he’s turn into an absolute drama queen. “Oh, it’s such a TRAVESTY! This HORRIBLE rain just WON’T lighten up! Oh, if only there was someone so kind and caring who’d share their umbrella with me!” You could a) not share the umbrella and receive an even more bitter Puzzles, b) insist on holding the umbrella and have him walk with you awkwardly, or c) give him the umbrella but he holds it so high that you still get wet.

Despite his hatred for the rain, it’s one of the few things he can still enjoy about his humanity. Being a bunch of wires and other tech, he can’t feel anything, just being numb, minus a light electrical pulse, similar to a heart beat. He can’t feel specific textures but can grab and roughly identify objects. However, he can feel the rain and how different it is from other things, and it reconnects him with the real world. For any Steven Universe fans, it’s like Peridot stepping out into the rain for the first time, but more somber.

If he’s out in the rain one day, he’s sick the next. When he sneezes, his screen goes static-y for the moment.

When he sleeps, he has a black screen with the small “sleep mode” pop-up in the corner. He’s also a very light sleeper.

When he zones out, it’s the Puzzlevision logo bouncing across the screen as a screen-saver.

Aight that’s all I got right now. If this does well I’ll post some more!

[t4rt4gl14]

IM GETTING EXCITED JUST THINKING ABT DRUNK KAZUHA SMUT YES ITS A GOOD IDEA 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

⌜⌳⌝ — 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞; 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐞~

-> 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 : kaedehara kazuha !!

⑄ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 : mndi. dark content ahead. fem!reader + mentions of alcohol and alcohol consumption + deepthroating ( receiving )+ railing ( receiving )+ overstimulation + dom!kazuha + drunk!kazuha + cumflation + markings/hickeys + spanking + teasing + edging + facefucking ( receiving) + fingering ( look it’s just one of my great masterpieces )

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 : y’all THIS MIGHT BE FAVOURITE FIC THOOO 🤩🤩 cuz i had to write for drunk kazuha from the GAA event <333

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 634

you’d wondered where kazuha pondered off to the entire day, you wanted to ask him how he makes an amazing dish so you went looking for him, only to stumble across a winery with a certain bard, you ran over to him, attempting to tap on his shoulder to wake him up but found no avail, “kazuha. k-kazuha?? uhh is he alright?”, venti then explains how he’s incredibly drunk 🙂. but then suddenly kazuha shoots up from his seat and wobbles from side to side; reaching out to hug you, “h-hheehee my pretty y-y/n *hic* i m-missed you so-ahh- s-so much *hic*”, it was clear he needed to go home and rest so you bid your farewells to venti and left.

[ N$FW BELOW !! ]

when you finally made it home whilst dragging kazuha along, you take him up to your shared bedroom and rid him of his clothes into something more light. you got up to get him a cup of water but was inevitably dragged back to the bed and in the sheets. kazuha began kissing you all over, peppering your face in light smooches and nibbling on your ears n neck, his soft palm slowly moving down your body and onto your crotch, just to rub and grind on your clothed sex. “k-kazuha you’re literally drunk i need to-“, you were interrupted with a deep kiss before parting with a string of saliva which soon broke. “shh savour the moment, enjoy it, wanna feel good with you.”

“mmm touch me down there please~ mmn want you to suck my cock, pretty please hhehehe”, you were surprised since he was usually never this direct but then again, he is still drunk 😒. despite being drunk he was incredibly sensitive, just one kitten lick on the tip and he was already leaking pre-cum. you wanted to take it slow but clearly kazuha had other plans so his fingers found his way to your soft hair and shoved your head however he pleased, using your bare throat as a fleshlight since he ravishes in the contractions of your mouth, how you slap his thigh because he’s a bit too rough, how you gag and groan, fuck he just wants to empty his balls right in your mouth..and then again and again n again. againagaingain.

“cumming!~ ♡♡nmgh!~ anghh ♡ohh mm! that’s right take it all♡, mm~”, you can barely catch break, when you swallow his seed, he flips you on your stomach, and with a spank he commands you, “lift your hips f’me”, and once you obeyed you were rewarded with praise. his fingers move to your hole, your pussy practically calling his name and begging for him to ravage you, ugh he just wants to rail you into the mattress, make you moan his name and grip the sheets so hard they might rip. despite being so close to cumming, he always slows down and giggles, “ehh? hehe were you gonna cum?? mmhehe not until i say so”, he holds your hips in a bruising grip and you really think you might lose it if you don’t cum.

but thankfully at that moment, kazuha shoved his length in, it may not be long but fuck it’s so thick. “‘mmm i’m stretching that cunt out arent i? fuck- m’gonna fuck you s’much, can’t stop..don’t wanna stop”, he’s completely lost himself in you- his urge to breed and fill you up kicking harder than ever. leaning down to mark your neck once again, his hand sliding across your body to rub clit whilst he pounds you, all the while your knuckles turn white from the grip you have on the pillow, and your glossy eyes rolling back from the pleasure, unable to form sentences but only babble, “sensitive! too sensitive! anghhmm♡♡”,

— [ from the event ] “hnnhehe…more. moremoremoremoremoremoreeee; hehhee moreeee~ more please~~”

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆: @kxisuke @currysrealm @leathernourishingshoepolish @stygianoir

[kenj1sl0v3r]

EJ headcannons

(warning: i’ve never written on here before, so i really don’t know what the hell i’m doing, but since your reading this, it’s your problem, not mine)

(this shit is all over the place, i’m sorry-)

General-

so i hc him to be at least 6’5

when it comes to his voice, i definitely see it as low and raspy.

mans is immortal, he’s done everything at least once.

probably smoked for a couple decades, and then switched to vapes just for shits and giggles

did crack once but completely lost his mind, so he doesn’t fuck around with drugs anymore

in the beginning, he wasn’t as good with his victims as he his now

in his free time he studies medical journals and text books and that’s how he’s gotten so good over the years, and became the main doctor at the manor if y’all fw the manor! au

and the kidney thing-

ive heard lots of different fucking story’s about how it came it be, but since none of it is cannon i get to make up my own back story for him :) (bc i obviously make the rules)

am i going to tell you said backstory? absolutely not :) I’m insecure okay

anyway

pre-demon mans probably kept to himself throughout his life. always being an introvert even before the accident.

jack is a pretty patient person, stalking his victims days or weeks before he goes in for the kill. unless he hasn’t eaten in a while, then he might get a bit jittery

the only time his patients yeets itself is when he’s stressed. when the accident first happened, he didn’t understand his thirst completely, so he kind of raged out and did whatever the fuck he felt compelled to do.

through the years he’s learned to control his rage.

insecure™️

he hates his face, hates seeing the gaping holes where eyes should be.

he wears his mask around even when he’s alone, and has broken all the mirrors in his safe house (the mirrors have been broken for years, he just can’t bring himself to get new ones, or fix them 🤷‍♀️)

Romantic-

okay, being honest i don’t really see Jack as the type to go out and socialize, mingle with the singles, that type of shit.

if jack develops romantic feelings for you, it’s either because you are a fellow creep, or you are someone that he admires from his past life.

like i said, jack is one insecure demon boy. it would take years of building his trust for him to feel safe with you.

and that’s what romance is to him, or at least from what he’s known it as.

lowkey super fucking yandere

the demon part of him is just like, “protec human, luv human, no eat human”

and there’s also the part where it’s like, “my human”

so uh, good luck having other friends or hobbies besides demon boy jack if the both of you ever tie the knot <3

no but like seriously. if jack ends up showing you how comfortable he is with you, like taking his mask off around you, things like that- you are absolutely, 100% his.

after that if you feel like you don’t want to be with him anymore, maybe something happens and you no longer feel safe with him, etc. then you either are held captive or killed.

jack doesn’t want to hurt you. you’ve just seen too much <3

[honeybomb4thebear]

Turned-on SDR2 Boys Headcanons (part one)

May or may not do part 2. </3

Characters: Hajime Hinata, Kazuichi Souda, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Nagito Komaeda.

Genre: N//fw headcanons (not all the way), All characters are +18.

Sorry, I made the reader dominant again... Hope y’all don’t mind. That being said, hope you enjoy it! 

Hajime:

-I feel like he would be pissed.

-Right there? In front of everyone? Not somewhere private? This is... Just the worst.

-Embrassed and pissed, Hajime's cutest form.

-He is blushing real hard. Yet his brows are furrowed, and he can't even bring himself to look at you.

-If you notice it and tease him, he will lash out. You know how tsundere that boy is.

-Which is... Kind of cute.

-You pull him to the nearest private place, which is the unused classroom at the back of the hall.

-He still can't bring himself to look at you, still awkwardly swinging while trying to cover his obvious boner with his clammy hands.

-So you pull them away.

-"What is this, Hajime?"

-His breath hitches as he lets out a frustrated growl. "Y-you don't have to ask, do you?"

-Aw man, he is pissed even more than before.

-"What should I do with a dirty boy like you, Hajime?"

-"...D-dirty? Me? It's y-your fault, you know!?"

-You grin and ask him how is it your fault.

-He can't really talk, yet he says something like...

-"You and your... Stupid, pretty face."

-You HAD to hold back a laughter, or else he would feel so humiliated. But... He was just too cute.

-So, if it's your fault, you've got no choice but to take care of him, right?

-When you offer him help, he doesn't say anything, his actions speak louder.

-He brings your hand to his still clothed (yet hard) cock, while burying his head on your neck.

-He still jumps a bit when you start to palm him, though.

-Well, this may or may not lead to something more... But he has to stop being so shy and ask first, right?

-Poor Hajime.

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Kazuichi:

-Quieeeeet.

-His lips may be sealed, but his eyes? It's pathetically clear that this boy is trying to undress you with his eyes.

-He gets horny quite often, much to your liking.

-Because, well, those hungry eyes of his... Are so hot.

-If you want to tease him, try pulling your shirt down by the collar.

-As soon as he sees your cleavage, his blush will deepen.

-His lips will be parted slightly, his eyes almost like glued to your chest.

-Then he will gulp.

-To push him off the edge, mess with your clothes more.

-For example, if you've got a button up shirt undo the buttons, while carelessly talking about how hot the room is.

-Or pull your shirt from behind, making sure that every curve of yours is visible for Kazuichi to see.

-If you're wearing pants, spread your legs, if you are wearing a skirt pull it up so it gets teasingly short.

-"Y-Y/N, what are you t-trying to do? Not that I dislike it, but..."

-If you act innocent, it will be torture for this boy. And he will be ashamed, because it will actually turn him on even more...

-But when your hand brushes on his crotch, it will be all worth it for him.

-"I t-thought you weren't doing it on purpose..!"

-"Well, you were too naive Kazuichi."

-A stupid smile will appear on his lips. Which will disappear right after you move your hand away from his dick.

-Now the look on his face is even more stupid.

-Are you trying to make him beg for it? Are you trying to torture him? Do you like seeing him like this, in his completely pathetic state?

-Because if so... That's so hot!

-Since Kazuichi is a canon degradee, I feel like he is some kind of a masochist as well. He can and will beg for it, you don't even have to open your mouth, you know how shameless this boy is.

-And well, while he is kind of clumsy while begging, it actually works.

-Please make sure to call him an useless pig! <3

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Fuyuhiko

-Is pissed as well.

-Will probably try to leave the room.

-Don't let him go.

-Because his flustered state is his most delicious state.

-"Let me go," he will murmur, still trying to act tough, "I have to take care of something..."

-When you ask whether the thing he has to take care of has to do with his dick, he will curse at you.

-"Y/N what the fuck!?"

-...Which will make you laugh.

-And you know very well that this will cause him to act tough again.

-"If you are too interested in it, I might just let ya help out, y'know!?"

-But is actually surprised when you accept it. It's a pleasant surprise, though.

-However, his adorable surprised expression won't last long, it will soon turn into a confident one.

-Soon enough, you two are in a someplace private, away from everyone.

-Your hand, guided by Fuyuhiko, is on his erect cock.

-He will smile smugly as he watches your hand work on him.

-...Yet, his occasional moans that he tries hard to fight to not let out are still audible. Because of this, he will pull you in for a kiss, a harsh one.

-Which will make you moan.

-Fuyuhiko absolutely loves your reactions, so his hand will probably dive right into your underwear, returning the favor.

-...It will escalate quickly from there.

-He will make you apologize for teasing him, though. Will probably call you a slut too.

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Nagito

-I feel like he would leave immediately? You will be disgusted for sure... Right?

-Because, well, he is disgusted with himself.

-Well, maybe you being disgusted with him would excite him even more but- he still wouldn't want to upset you in any way!

-So he leaves rather quickly.

-...But he still has to take care of his little problem.

-No matter what he does, it won't calm down. So, he has to stroke it a bit... Right?

-He doesn't have to think about you while doing it... But oh, he just can't help himself.

-"Y/N... I'm begging you... Please, please, please forgive me Y/N. But I would understand if you didn't want me anywhere near you... A-ah, yes... How dare a trash like me beg for your forgiveness... I should j-just disappear... I'm sorry-"

-"...Nagito?"

-...

-Blush appears on his milky skin, painting it with an adorable shade of pink.

-Frozen on the spot, he just looks straight in your eyes, his hand still on his cock.-Unlike the other body parts of him, his cock wasn't frozen, though. In fact... Was it twitching?

-You happened to hear him talk to himself as you went out to look for him... Well, you certainly didn't expect this. Or maybe you did. I mean, he WAS moaning out your name in a private place.

-"...Oh, so I guess I ran out of luck at the worst time, didn't I? S-sorry you had to see... This. Ahahaha..."

-How cute.

-He apologized, yet his manhood didn't seem sorry at all. In fact, it seemed really happy.

-So when you pointed that out, he turned into a blabbering mess. He was quick to cover it though, pulling his pants up.

-But when you told him not to cover it, he once again froze. Then gulped.-"W-who am I to disobey you... But... Are you sure?"

-When you say that you are, he shyly undresses for you, his cock still rock hard nevertheless.

-In order to ease him, you need to kiss that boy's pretty pink lips. That will work like a spell, and before he notices his hands will gently wander on your hips, making goosebumps appear on your skin.

-After a heated make-out session, the scenery you will encounter will be the cutest thing you had ever seen. 

-Nagito's fluffy, messy hair is even more messy as his pink (now a darker shade) lips are parted, thin line of saliva connecting you both.

-His eyes are timid, still thinking that he doesn't deserve this kind of treatment. But... When you whisper "I love you" right into his ear right before kissing and sucking (leaving marks, obviously) his neck, it will all melt away. Even if it's for a short while.

-His breathing will get even heavier as he lets himself enjoy the moment he is sharing with you, even though it's selfish.

-The sight of his chest going up and down along with the cute moans he lets out are the best. You just can't get enough of it, and seriously who can blame you?

-He will cum if you play with him a little more. But, you both know that you aren't done with him... In fact, this is where the real fun begins.

-Aftercare is important... Especially after pushing his limits THAT hard, y'know? So don't ever skip it!

[zeeroweenies]

imagine not seeing jock megumi for a year (after they graduate) he sees reader in public and she’s all glowed the fuck up, got her own crib now and all ! do you think he would try and talk to her or fw her again? (maybe he’s still even dating that one bitch)

(i’m losing my shit at ‘that one bitch’ LMAOO)

Oh, Megumi my love 😔 jock!megumi sees you for the first time in a year when you just so conveniently move into the same off campus apartment complex that he lives in too.

Megumi thinks you look so beautiful, so different than when he last saw you. He doesn’t even approach you at first, he’s too scared to say anything, maybe he’s afraid of how you’ll react. The two of you didn’t exactly end on the best terms after graduation. He even goes as far as changing his class schedule so he doesn’t end up running into you on accident.

Bad luck for him cause you end up spilling your coffee on him one morning when you accidentally run into him walking out the door. You frantically try to clean him off sputtering apologies and his heart is racing when you look up at him, eyes locking onto one another’s for the first time in a year. His heart nearly explodes when you smile up at him, surprised that you didn’t just curse his ass out and walk off.

Eventually the two of you rekindle what you had in high school but not on a sexual or romantic level since you stated that you strictly wanted your relationship to be platonic. Megumi doesn’t like it, but he’d do anything to even be in your vicinity again. He really misses you, and he even regrets putting you through what he did that previous year.

He kicked his girlfriend’s ass straight to the curb when you told him you wanted to be friends again, he wasn’t about to let anyone jeopardize you two’s relationship, not even himself.

The two of you chop it up about things that you’ve missed in the past year in each other’s lives, Megumi went on to play football and learned you’re majoring in engineering at the campus near his. Y’all two spend a lot of time together, late night drives and midnight trips to Target almost replicates what you had in high school and he feels content.

As time progresses he can’t help but fall in love with you all over again. Your smile, touch and presence is too strong for him not to. He wants something more, he’d do anything to be with you forever, so on one of your “dates” he leans in for a kiss, relishing in feeling your lips against his after so long.

When he’s inside you again for the first time, you feel so different. Almost as if you’re tighter. Your bodies move so in sync, he’d never felt more connected with you than in that very moment.

It takes some time and a change in his behavior before you can finally allow yourself to be vulnerable with Megumi again, but you want to take things to the next level. And you do, only because he’s changed. Not just for you, but for himself too.

He’s so grateful that you forgave him despite how much he fucked you over, he honestly wouldn’t blame you if you never even wanted to talk to him again. But you gave him another chance and now you two are together again, but not in the way it was before.

Now here you two were a year later, happy and in a healthy relationship after you thought everything had went to shit. He communicates with you, shows you off, and he isn’t afraid to be vulnerable with you.

And now that he’s got you, he’s not letting you go. He’s not gonna mess things up this time around. <3