#sims banter

[bubblepopsims]

Entry #8383828271

I have come to terms with that..

My

Game

Is

Fucking

Chaotic.

Once again.

And what I mean by that is. I have bubbles right? My sims persona the physical form and host to the madness that is my brain. Right. Soooooo tell me why the recent sim I created for a band post/ the recap of Asuka, emillie, Amie and Xavier’s shannigans because it couldn’t really just be the 3 of them in my head with what they play so I made a new man.

Bubbles… the girlie made this mofo fall in love with her.. MIND YOU I wanted this motherfucker to be my fuck boi okay?!? my slutty bass player whore alright?!?! But nooooooo my game and him said fuck you. I am extremely attracted to bubbles and I want to marry her and be exclusive.

………….

He wants to lay with the creator fucking ballsy cocky prick.

Thannnnnn unexpected shit is happening that is kinda sorta falling into place with what I want to do… which is scary >.>

Also everyone was fucking pregnant and my autonomy is low on both game setting and ww. So everyone got the cheat trait of birth control in the arm. Fucking sims people. Love them but Jesus they drive me nuts.

[mintjeru]

i am neither easy nor immune o(-(

open for better quality | no reposts

my shop is open!!

[elderwisp]

◁ || ▷ now playing

Alex: twizzlers or red vines? 

Kai: Neither, anyone that likes either shouldn’t be trusted 

Alex: i didn’t realize you have such a vendetta towards a piece of candy / fear me o mighty twizzler

Kai: So I’m guessing you just outed yourself as a licorice fan? EWW! 

Alex: WHAT no

Kai: EWWWW 

Dan: Kai! Over here.

Kai: Hi poopy.

Dan: Dude, what did I say about calling me that?

Frances: [ giggles ] Aww that’s cute.

Dan: Don’t encourage him. Also, aren’t you supposed to be in class or some shit?

Kai: Well, I was going to study at our library but they found a raccoon so they shut down most of the area. 

Frances: You should really think about transferring.

Kai: With what scholarship? I’m surprised Dan was able to get one.

Dan: Hey!

Kai: Aren’t you on like academic probation or something?

Frances: Yeah, I’m curious as well. You submitted the essay, right…?

Dan: I paid some kid to write it for me. 

Frances: Dan! Are you serious?!

Dan: No! The fuck? What kind of money do you think I have?

Kai: Wow, hilarious. 

Dan: Bitch…

Frances: So…? Back to the important matter!

Dan: Yes! Alright, I did it.

Frances: Yay!

Dan: It took the will of god and several adderalls.

Frances: Dude, you can’t say that shit out loud.

Dan: At a college pub?? I think I absolutely can.

Frances: Ohmygod.

Kai: I think she’s having a stroke. Lovely, you killed our friend.

Dan: She’ll be fine. The slight eye twitch is normal.

[beikonsims]

Found a man with an irl Grilled Cheese aspiration while scrolling through yt shorts.

[bridgeportbritt]

Gianni's Residence | Del Sol Valley, Simercia

After the Spooky Day party, Jennifer ended up staying the night for the first time. She figured that might happen so she was prepared with her work clothes and laptop for school. It was a fun night, but not too fun <.< Now, in true new couple fashion, this date just rolls right into the next.

Transcript Under the Cut

Gianni: Whenever I find who was eating in my room last night, I swear I’m going to kill them.

Jennifer laughs: It must be bothering you if you’re actually cleaning it yourself instead of waiting for the maid.

Gianni: It is actually. Why are you up so early?

Jennifer: Gotta get this term paper done before work. I won’t have time to work on it after class.

Gianni: Ahh got it.

Jennifer: What are you doing up so early?

Gianni: I felt your absense... plus that horrid stench from that dirty plate.

Jennifer: Aw, poor Gianni.

Gianni: How'd you sleep?

Jennifer: Good. I was exhausted after the party. Your bed was super comfy.

Gianni: And my cuddles?

Jennifer chuckles: Also good. Thanks for... being a gentlemen.

Gianni: That’s me. A perfect gentleman.

Jennifer chuckles: Mhmm. What are you up to tonight?

Gianni: Nothing planned. Why?

Jennifer: Game of Llamas premiere tonight. Want to come over and watch it? I’ll cook.

Gianni: You don’t have to ask me twice.

Jennifer: Yay! Okay, cool. Alright, now let me finish this paper.

Gianni: Yes, ma’am. Didn’t mean to distract you with my massive muscles and dashing good looks.

Jennifer: Bye, Gianni!

[auspexsims]

"--and I thought maybe it wouldn't fit her properly around the waist, but she loved it, said it made her look fashionable-- I agreed, of course, and she promised she'd call on me for her youngest daughter's next two church dresses. They're sure to be-- uninspired, but it's more than I hoped--"

"Olivia."

"I can't use a 10 year old girl's church outfit to experiment with the avant-garde, but work is work--"

"Olivia."

"What-- hey, is that my book?"

"No. The books you read cannot in good faith be called literature."

"Oh, well then, I beg your pardon, mistress librarian, I beg your pardon..."

"Don't be nervous. You're talented, and people see it."

"... Okay. You, too."

[stillgotme]

A Moment in the Corridor Pt. I (ft. @salemsimss)

When the new girl on the ship pickpockets you and steals your black tourmaline crystal from your pants so you go find her to get it back and the both of you end up getting to know each other and now you don't want her to leave when she's needed back at security

Part 2 →

[lasudio]

🐧: Did you catch the game last night?

🎃: G̷O̵ ̸T̸E̷A̸M̸

[aurorangen]

Catching some fish for the BBQ but he ends up with a goldfish to bring back home 🤣

[fizzytoo]

… amaya is always smirking

[simstoyourdismay]

shoutout to mavy for treating all of his siblings (excluding mira) like shit. even his literal twin doesn’t get special treatment

[crazy-lazy-elder-sims]

Fuck they deleted thier post just as i sent my comment tearing them apart damn it

I'm just gonna say it here :

Making realistic infants is not "yassifing" or sexualizing infants also yassifing is not synonymous with sexualizing YOU are the one who made all these random connections because someone put alpha eyelashes on an infant(not wrong or disgusting or whatever you said in ur dumb post) . Kindly fuck off and leave alpha creators and users alone just cause you MAYBE( i say maybe cause i dont believe this happened) saw a single infant with alittle glossy skin or somthing idk (still not wrong btw) doesnt mean All alpha creators are creeps???? Honestly Its really rich of you to come out of the woodworks A DAY after infants were released and yell at everyone to "STOP YASSIFING THE INFANTS" girl where?

Please grow up and do it quickly. No one has time for your immaturity.

[melien]

[beikonsims]

People who slap a bunch of cc-related tags on their gameplay posts just to get more engagement should hit their little toe on a furniture every single day.

[bkwormkate]

The Brokenwood Mysteries

S09E06 - “Motorcycle Mamas”

Last episode of series 9 🇳🇿🔍

[midnitestar]

a first friend... or foe?

⸻ the fixer upper ranch challenge: chapter 2

introducing seb(astian) goodwin, the local winemaker that runs a lot of errands.

seb was made by @rixvio (thank u i love him!!!) i just adapted his outfits for the setting.

read from the beginning here!