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poses-by-bee · 4 days ago
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Sims 3 Poses
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Getting Sick - pose list and non pose list compatible *12 Poses
See all the pics and DL HERE
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theosconfessions · 8 months ago
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Forest- Sim Request - for @beebeesiims
bits and bobs about Forest -26 years old- -former model- PLEASE. the way he misses it. the way he defines himself around his looks can be a little vomit inducing but ITS FINE because we all have those moments. his moments just happen for a lifetime. now why is he a former model and not a model. hes 26. hes not posing for playboy he didnt age out of anything.. welp because he had some family duties at home he had to take care of.and he cannot do that across the country. so he sacrificed that and now only works through onlyfans and being a cashier at his local grocery store. -working towards becoming a flight attendant- -has had several 'relationships' but none that lasted beyond 6 months. -his ego is a big reason for that. its almost annoying how full of himself and yet selfless he can be. ill leave the rest to you <3 private dl <3
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wanderlust-pixels · 5 years ago
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As the end of the year draws to a close I look back on my year in simblr. It’s been a ride - that’s for sure. Like honestly it feels like it’s been more than a year. Phew. I plan to continue on as sims is still a hobby of mine. Just a little differently. I was very much a ‘yes-woman’ for like most of my time here. I’d do anything if it made others happy and even if I couldn’t take on more I would if it meant making someone happy. My story ideas would change depending on how people responded and it made me disconnect from my characters. I just can’t do that anymore. I will be finetuning my list of active characters because it’s honestly so different now. Like I can count on one hand lol. Maybe I’ll ACTUALLY do a char page finally. I’ll also be releasing a bunch of stuff I’ve done poses, clothes, shoes, etc to clear out my files and delete them from my laptop. And finally, I hope to collab some more in the new year, I miss it. If you’ve bothered to read this.. sorry I wasted your time lmfao. It’s just my brain jargon and thought vomit. Anyways, I hope sims 3 keeps up the good fight to stay above water! We can do it guys! Here’s to a new decade!
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fancybois · 6 years ago
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So a few weeks ago Sophie ( @buzzfeedworthit​) and I came up with this AU based off of the In Control With Kelsey Worth It episodes and she complied it. It’s not a fleshed out fic at all but the idea is there and it would be a dope long length fic 
Vampire!andrew’s outfit from the sims
He’s a vampire gang boss (?) who runs an underground gambling ring/casino behind a restaurant
Casino is v fabulous and opulent
Steven is a rookie detective who is trying to take down the upper crusts
Upper crusts are an organization involved in bribery/financial corruption in local politics posing as a food club
Steven asks around and is referred to andrew
Steven goes to the underground casino trying not to reek of cop to meet andrew
He is v intimidated but andrew is such a character who loves cats and immediately takes to steven “yeah i do crime but what r u gonna do abt it if u need my help” dynamic
Steven begrudgingly moves forward w getting andrew’s help and andrew makes him part of the crew so he can go undercover
TENSION everyone else can feel too
Andrew’s underlings just roll their eyes every time andrew tries to flirt w steven but steven just thinks that is how andrew is
He gets flustered anyway
Underlings @ andrew: ur getting awful close to him, boss… whats ur game here
Andrew wants to drinks stevens blood too but in a sexy way
Eventually they infiltrate upper crusts
Steven starts a thing w sophia to get close to the mom (leader) for info
Andrew is salty
Steven confronts andrew about why he is so pissy and tension keeps mission from really making any progress bc of petty things andrew does bc he is jealous
Steven: andrew, this is my case i gotta do this tf
Andrew sabotages every interaction w sophia
Jealous? Logical next step? Kill the competition (andrew considers)
Conveniently, andrew finds out sophias treachery and that she has found out abt steven and andrew’s true intentions w upper crusts and esp her mother
S and A find out theyve been compromised and andrew offers to “take care of her”
Steven is like wtf no?!
Steven: ANDREW NO
Andrew: ANDREW YES
Andrew: trust me
But steven is adamant that andrew cant kill her so he turns her which forces her to switch allegiance to s and a and join A’s coven
So steven sees vampire!andrew in action and THATS how he finds out A is a vampire and  is like i didnt sign up for this shit
Andrew is like im pretty sure u approached me sweetie
Turning someone into a vampire looks to be a sensual thing w sharing blood
With loyalty from sophia they get the info they need on her mom but it also makes steven jealous that she is now in andrew’s coven (involves doing vampire rituals together and just more time spent together doing vampire shit)
Prompts steven to reevaluate his feelings and deal w shock of finding out andrews… condition (and realises that andrew spending time w sophia bothers him but not because he is into sophia….hmmm)
Im jealous of my ex fake gf???
Eventually comes to terms w it but is convinced andrew is not into him bc he has read all their interactions as andrew being flirty w everyone is just his personality
Also how could be possibly be w a vampire--one who already has a lady vampire conveniently in his coven
Steven decides he needs distance
Ignores andrew
Angst ensues
Decides he has enough info and it is time to get the boss of upper crusts and take her down
Problem is andrew is his only ally but steven is not thinking clearly and goes after her by himself
Gets into dangerous situation
PLOT TWIST: dangerous situation is that clara has control over bernard and she commands Bernard to possess steven
Compels steven (bernard as steven) to do bad shit
Then he is made out to be bad guy after getting caught doing crime
Gets arrested and cops think he has been feeding info to baddies or is even a baddie boss himself (of upper crusts which effectively stops cops being interested in them bc they think they caught the boss)
Ryan and shane are cops and they have to arrest steven even tho theyre friends and it is sad “how could u steven”
Andrew knows something is wrong, this isnt steven and he confronts clara willing to do anything to get bernard out of steven
He confronts clara in mysterious and tense and elegant meeting at jazz bar
Andrew: cut the shit clara what did u do
Clara sippin that martini “shame about your lover but bernard is so enjoying himself”
Andrew is like wtf so hes possessed???
Clara: u have something of mine
Andrew: ur daughter isnt a possession?? (andrew and sophia have bonded and are homies by this time)
Becomes apparent clara doesnt give a shit abt her daughter and just thinks it would be beneficial to have a vampire for upper crusts’ dynamic
Andrew goes to sophia and tells her what happened
Sophia knows he loves steven so she agrees saying it will be ok and a good chance to re-infiltrate
Bernard leaves steven and then she waits til the right moment and BLEEDS HER MOM DRY
Clara: go get ur man, andrew
Steven is locked up and andrew seeks out ryan and shane and tells them everything
But hes a criminal and as a consequence of approaching the PD he gets taken in
Steven is disoriented when bernard leaves his body (violent exit, body wracking, vomiting) and he is suddenly like What am i doing here what is happening??
Andrew has explained but nobody believes possession (cops r like yeah wow that was quite the stomach flu steven had)
So andrew is like: fine… and bc he needs to redeem steven he owns up to everything and says he was controlling steven
So steven gets let out as andrew is booked
They tell steven he was being “controlled” but the term means different things to the police and to steven (bc he knows he was at least blacked out)
Leaving steven heartbroken that he was manipulated (the tale andrew told to save steven)
Steven goes to confront andrew
Why, if any of their tension was real
Andrew responds by speaking in code that yes it was real and that he lied to get steve out so that he can finish the mission (and bc he loves steven)
Steven is confused but goes to sophia who tells him what the code means and helps plan to break andrew out
Steven is ready to do illegal shit and break laws to get andrew out bc love
Steven could confess to his undercover work and tell everyone that andrew was helping
What andrew was booked for no longer valid bc govt sanctioned task to help them bring down actual culprits
Andrew knows that steven doing illegal shit would change steven and he doesnt want steven to do that and convinces him otherwise and do do (above) rather than jailbreak and run away together
Suddenly Steven and andrew told theyre good to go and steven is like how? (he was in middle of planning how to explain but doesnt have means to prove it bc it was super under cover and involves supernatural)
Suddenly rie (police boss) comes out as the one who assigned steven the task and backs him up (thus why they were let free)
Upper crusts taken down w info provided by sophia- paper trail bc clara is gone leaving everyone in gang in disarray
Someone had tried to step up and strongman it by ordering a hit on another group to strengthen their position but it goes awry bc they suck at crime and leadership
BUT dun dun hit is on andrew and steven
Could one of them die???
Upper crusts set up a hit and then sophia tells S and A bc she had stayed on and so they set up a trap
BUT audience doesn’t know that sophia has told them and helped them so threat of ch death hangs
Lets hit go thru and then it is explained that they knew and baddie is like WTF man
Sophia had to let it go until last minute in order to catch rest of crusts and involve PD
Case ends and epilogue is S and A in hawaii (classic) one brings the other a drink and they kiss before being like u ready?? And steven is like u bet babe (bc they’re actually there for a mission as crime fighting duo)
THE END <3
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captusmomentum · 8 years ago
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the hogwarts au doodles nobody wanted or deserves to be assaulted with.
ocs shang hai’d into this:
tasallir, vena, falon’din and dirthamen from @feynites selene from @selenelavellan serahlin from @scurvgirl and ana from @lycheemilkart
word vomit and a close up under the cut:
1. Samahllen showing off her contraband to a buyer. Somehow despite looking and acting EXACTLY like a comedically obvious smuggler/backalley dealer she has never been in detention or caught in the act. It’s one of Hogwarts’ greatest mysteries.
2. It occurred to me that Sam and Tenna are career criminals in pm every other verse and there’s no reason for them not to be here, though I haven’t decided if Tenna should be a student or like, the asshole flying instructor who organizes gambling on school quidditch matches (she’s also do that as a student tho so..). it then occurred to me that falon’din would also be part of the Actual For Real Criminals club because i mean It’s Falon’Din. I’ve never honestly had a mental image for him past ‘idk something w/ bones and Douchey’ so i just tried to think of that AWFUL diabolic lovers or w/e game and channel that ‘raging entitled anime asshole’ vibe, still only spent like 1 min on him RIP.
3. Whether she’s the quidditch ref/coach or part of the slytherin team, Tenna literally does jack nor shit to reign Falon’Din in if it does not directly benefit her. Where the fuck did she get that drink in fuck all scotland????? A Mystery.
4. Confess to Selene Attempt no.2345435345. i’m only now noticing they’re both posed the same and equally nervous. God that’s so fucking ridiculous I hate these idiots they’re like dumb and dumber but awkward and awkwarder. Also kids..... that’s not how you wingman...... (also legit LOST IT over selene she just Emerged from my pen fully formed and well drawn like holy shit)
5. I imagine ppl just find Dirth and Inan in the weirdest places doing Weird Shit and they ALWAYS PANIC when they get found out. They’re only doing genuinely against the rules stuff like 50% of the time but they act like they’ve been caught mid-murder it’s ridiculous. And they’re never doing anything like, honestly malicious it’s always some Bad Idea they had bc they were talking about some magical theory or concept or w/e and wanted to experiment or try it out. Even when they break the rules it’s for embarrassingly nerdy reasons.
Serahlin and Co. find them this time and it’s just mostly Disapproval, Confusion and Vena giving them like 80 heart attacks. here’s a close up on them 2 really savor their expressions
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#FreeTasallir
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sbcojn · 6 years ago
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30 random facts about me for the sake of finding ourselves in the so called century of the self
...and because i am effectively trying to keep myself from studying for a statistics exam and from falling down a negative spiral of thoughts.
caution: if over sharing people annoy you do not read this, keep scrolling or log off. 
i have a long a*s first name, which sounds like math and let's everyone, who ever reads my name and who has not met me in person yet, think that i'm a dude. thx mom for adding a dutch variation to it as well and for wanting your kid to have an extravagant unisex name, which no one is able to pronounce correctly! :') 
my mom, my grandmas and my second oldest cousin are my idols and i talk about them all the time. i understand that it's creepy and annoying to my social environment but i can't help it and idgaf! i adore them, i want to be them and i love them soOoOo much! every single one of them is such a badass boss lady, who is not afraid of working hard, making sacrifices and never asking for anything in return. just by watching them handle life they taught me everything i need to know about it. i admire how they each are so comfortable with themselves that they don't ever feel the need to justify who they are and what they do. i am very blessed to have them in my life and to be related to them.
i lived in indonesia until i was 3-4ish. 
during an exchange program from hotel management school in switzerland my mom somehow fell in love with that country and moved here with me. 
here she met my stepdad, who for me is my real dad. he adopted me as soon as he met my mom and treated me as i was one of his own. i actually have most of my characteristic traits in common with my dad and that's why i hate when people remind me of the fact, that i am not blood related to him. just let me construct my own reality b*tches! i am thankful for everything he did for me and for all the sacrifices he made. in spite of being too young for that kind of responsibility he looked after his family with boldness and bravery. i love you more than everything and i am truly sorry for being such a hard a*s to you when i was little and when i was going through puberty lol! 
i have a little brother, who is 4 years younger than me. he is my true partner in crime and was ALWAYS on my side no matter what. i was so afraid when my parents told me that they are going to have another kid, because i thought that meant that they needed to get rid of me. but i was over the moon when he was born. he was such a cute fat a*s baby and i instantly felt the need to mother him when i was only four. lol sorry for treating you like a baby born bro! but i loved and still love you so much and i will always help you out like you did, no matter what happens! 
if you touch my family i will  D E L E T E  yours! 
when i was little i watched to many disney movies and sailor moon. i was  o b s e s s e d  once my dad caught me posing like sailor moon in front of the mirror and i wanted to die! another time he caught me singing disney songs on the balcony... and i didn't know how to speak english then. i only knew how to speak indonesian and german so i sang the songs in some kind of fantasy language, which to me sounded like english and tried to enact those dramatic singing scenes on the balcony or while looking out of my window.......
although i started my life as an extra af child i always acted shy in kindergarten and elementary school. through the entire time my teachers made it mandatory for me to visit an extra class for non-native speakers. for most of my childhood every teacher thought i could not properly speak german and i was too shy to tell them that i certainly could speak german. my parents were so confused because at home i would always order them around and as soon as i was in school i was even scared to breath too loudly. so fake though :') 
my chemical romance, nirvana, pearl jam, billy talent, radiohead, the flatliners, a day to remember, architects, new politics, jimmy eat world and paramore used to get me through every situation in puberty. i was kind of cocky and prided myself on my taste in music because i thought the music i listened to wAs So EmOtIonALLy dEep aNd No OnE mY aGe WouLD bE aBLe To ApPrEciAtE iTs dEpth. and to be honest, every time i listen to this kind of music now i am not able to appreciate it. it makes me sad and i am kind of emotionally stable now lol! kind of says a lot about the genius of this genre though but i can't do it anymore! listening to it takes my mind to places i don't want to go back to. thank you for your service but i am happy and became kind of an emotionally semi-stable mainstream b*tch, when it comes to music! k, thx, bye! lol
i have a scar on my forehead in between my eye brows. it was caused by playing hide and seek in the dark. me and my child hood friend thought this was a revolutionary idea and we got sooooo hyped. we ended up running into one another and her tooth finally got stuck in my forehead lol. 
i always did good at school but i don't remember how. i don't remember studying a lot. all i remember is how i couldn't focus on sh*t for longer than 5 minutes. this became a huge problem as soon as i entered middle school. from then on i always got in trouble with my teachers because they wanted to downgrade me but my parents never agreed to that. and they would always be angry at me for not doing enough for school but in fact i just didn't know how to effin' focus. i remember studying my butt off but still didn't know what i was doing exactly and somehow still managed to graduate grammar school after nearly dropping out twice and showing up for class for only like half of the time. since entering middle school i was an average to really really bad student, who got eaten from the inside by teenage angst and who had an attention span of a baby. after taking care of my ADD and growing up a little all i really want to do is study. but not math/statistics man. i still hate math though. i am one of the few asian people, who is bad at math. 
i love to consume pop culture in every format! in my opinion it is brilliant and entertaining. idgaf what everyone else thinks really. therefore...
i need to state that i am a huge supporter of kim k becoming a lawyer!!! yes, she is loaded but still the fact that she uses her platform and therefore her influence for a greater cause is more than admirable. as well as the fact that she has started to pursue a law degree after having four children, who are still small and managing a bunch of businesses at the same time. i mean studying law is hard af. just imagine being in your mid thirties, having to manage a dozen of businesses, keeping kanye west out of trouble, taking care of four small kids and studying law, while the world is publicly doubting you and hating on you for doing something more than great even. i mean i know people my age, who financially get supported by their parents, still live at home and have no other responsibilities other than their own education and they still can't do it. and i don't think it is something to be ashamed of because i know it is hard. but actually my whole point is that people love to hate on the kardashians and it gets boaaring. 
i actually think that ariana grande's music video to her song thank u next is a pop cultural masterpiece! 
i loved working at mcdonald's as a part-time job. i loved the people, who worked there. they were happy all the time and just cared about making enough money to look after their families. although mcdonald's literally stands for capitalism and commerce - there even is a term in political philosophy 'mcdonald's world' - and is one of the biggest corporations worldwide, i have never came across people, who are as precious as they are! they always looked out for one another and were all time ready to f*ck up everyone, who messed with their co-workers. i have never experienced a better working-environment since then. 
i am 25 years old and i still love playing sims. while i'm at it i love to watch dr. phil. recently i just spent my whole tip money on expansion packs. i am not even ashamed. but sometimes i have trouble adjusting to the real world after a gaming session. while walking around in the city i get inspired by buildings, which just make me wanna go home and build it. like what are friends, i don't need friends, i just want to build an imaginary fancy ass house. i also get upset about the fact that there is no cheat code in real life for deactivating your primary needs like sleep. i could have been a doctor and a piano prodigy by now man! or f*ckin' motherlode my bank account at least if you know what i'm sayinnnnn'. 
when i was little i dreamed of dying my hair blonde one day, getting fair skin, having blue eyes and a f*cking nose bridge. i hated my asian look. at some point i even got jealous of fellow asian people, whose skin was lighter than mine. then i went through a phase, when i kind of felt okay with how i looked but damned western beauty standards and mainstream media for making my five year old self and a lot of my other asian sisters feeling shitty about the way they looked. 
sex tourism was a huge part of why i struggled with my ethnic look as well. there were times, when i even felt slutty wearing skinny jeans. and i think this needs no further explanation. thank u next. 
i love the praisintheasian movements! and i adore the man, who in my eyes initiated that movement, mr. eddie huang! since fotb came out i stalked him on every platform! and while stalking (lol) i gradually began to understand how i can be okay with being asian and even celebrate being asian. i want to have coffee with this dude and i have so many questions to ask him and so many things i want to tell him! asdflkasjfd!!! but i am 500% sure that if i would ever meet him i would cry, vomit, laugh and then run away. or maybe i would act so creepy that he will put a restraining order on me. so writing down the possible outcomes of meeting eddie huang - maybe let's just not meet my idol then. 
when i'm retired, i'll own a bistro somewhere in indonesia with the best coffee, wine and my favorite food. and i'll give my best to use organic and regional food items and at the same time plan the menu after a zero-waste logic. every monday there will be book club. and every friday there will be local artists performing. i would recruit my staff properly and pay them a respectable wage. my bistro would be kind of a local meeting point. lol how realistic. let a gal dream! (the percentage of that happening is like non-existent. that's why i bought myself the sims 4 expansion pack 'dine out' lmfao)
one of my favorite books of all time is 'woyzeck' by georg büchner. just look it up! i am not worthy of describing this master piece. 
i will always chose hanging out wherever comfortable and chill over going out and partying. one of the main reasons is that most of the people there annoy me. in zurich the consumption of cocaine is insane and i find it annoying, unnecessary and petty. just go home if you're tired man. there is nothing attractive about a cocky ass person, who is high on cocaine! and maybe consider therapy if you need that kind of stuff to feel better about yourself. not really feel like wasting my time and money at those kind of venues. i am too boring for you anyways. srynotsry. 
something that has bothered me for a long time now.... to all those kind of feminists, who get offended by my perfectly winged eyeliner: you missed the point sis. bye 
i never understood how doing things that make yourself feel cute could be offensive to anyone or violate anyone's ideology. just don't look at me then ffs. thx muaaaachhhh. 
i am really bad at lending books from the library. i consider not doing that anymore until the day i'll become rich. from that day on i will hire an assistant, who will keep track of borrowed books. 
every time before my period starts i cry about dumb ass shit. and i am okay with it now. i am trying to keep in mind and actively remember that having my period could be the reason for this monthly emotional outbreak. but an individual still can forget the cause of the outbreak, which leads to a dramatic downward spiral every.single.time. howwwwww biiishhhh
i will not attend school/work/anything if i forget my headphones. i will turn around, go back home and get my fucking headphones. and at times, when the cash is flooooowiiiin' i'll just buy a new pair even they only pair available would cost me 40 bugs. but that is like the highest price i'd pay though lol. (7 lunch menus at my uni thoooo)
if you force me to read something in a car i will vom all over you! 
astrology kind of fascinates me and i am done being embarrassed about it lol. 
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robertkstone · 6 years ago
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The Best Bad Cars of Pebble Beach Weekend
If you listen closely, you can hear the rust creeping through the body panels, forming a Jackson Pollock interpretation of hoods and fenders. You can smell the desperation of the vehicle owners as their cars struggle and wheeze to a start. And you can even sense the malaise of the 1970s American factory workers as they churned out awful sedan after awful sedan.
This is the Pebble Beach Concours d’Lemons—the celebration of automotive creations so terrible that they are truly great. It’s a collection of kitsch, an assembly of rarities and resto-mods, and a trolling of the 1-percenters’ Concours d’Elegance occurring two days later that it may actually be the better show in town. It is definitely more fun.
In contrast to the august tones of the commentators on the resplendent 18th fairway at Pebble Beach, the Lemons announcers on the lawn of Seaside City Hall crack wise, insult participants, and hand out Silly String so spectators can shower the “winner” of Worst of Show in phosphorescent gunk.
Lemons is not just a bad-car show. Therein reside vehicles many people have never seen—and which cannot be unseen. But the laughter, bribes, and coffee flow freely. And there is a great story behind every car.
Here are my favorites from this year’s field.
1990 Volvo 245 Mondrian
Although stunningly left out of the awards, this paean to the BMW Art Cars of yore was created by San Francisco sculptor and blacksmith Jess Muse. Using self-adhesive vinyl and reflective black tape, Muse’s several-month labor of love emphasizes the rectilinear shape of the brick-era Volvo wagons.
Nissan Altimatum
Also known as “Mad Max: The College Years,” this creation of Benjamin Brant of nearby Sand City features chain link over the hood, animal skulls galore, faux bazookas, and an operating winch. The Chihuahua in the passenger seat is the ultimate accessory.
1987 Jaguar XJS
By keeping the original, unreliable V-12 engine, mechanic and apparent masochist Jason Sims of Argonaut Garage in Berkeley earns automatic respect for his jacked-up Jag. Elevating its ride height was “super easy! No, actually it took hours and hours,” Sims notes. But he paid only $700 for it, and has spent only $2,000 to get it in shape—mostly on the 31-inch Bighorn Maxxis tires.
1973 Mercury “Vomit Comet”
Dressing the part is an essential part of presenting your Lemons entry, and William Hughes of Prunedale (“A really bad place, where you are allowed to park destruction derby cars and the neighbors don’t care”) is resplendent posed in his polyester blazer and “Vote for Nixon” button. From the Landau roof to the houndstooth seat inserts, this car screams Barney Miller stunt car. Even if he wanted to improve its looks, Hughes can’t: “The guy sold it to me for 50 bucks, but said, ‘If you do anything to it, if you don’t keep it the same, I’ll shoot you.’” He’s had to replace the transmission, but everything underneath is shared with the Ford Mustang, so parts are easy to find.
1967 Mercedes-Benz 230 Miesen Ambulance
Originally used from 1967-1975 by the hospital in Künzelsau, Germany, this bloody-people hauler was acquired by Bob Grunthorpe of San Diego after it had sat in a warehouse for 25 years. It was created from a bare Mercedes chassis by the coachbuilders at Miesen, who stretched the wheelbase by 16 inches to make room for the gurney. It still has period-correct bandage boxes as well as the original linoleum flooring—which makes it much easier to sop up the gore from accident victims.
1952 Panhard Dyna-Break
Business is conducted at Lemons, too. And Dave Grainger of Toronto continued his twisted affection for weird post-war French luxury cars. “I just saw it, looked at my wife Janice, and said, ‘I just have to have it.’” Janice’s reaction was to shake her head in a bemused circle. Purchase price was not disclosed.
1977 AMC Gremlin
Yes, it really is a Gremlin, a seriously modified one at that. It could be a one-off Excalibur, except that even that notorious aftermarket coachbuilder has definitively denied any connection to this abomination. With a hodge-podge grille from a Lincoln Continental, chicken-wire engine vent covers, running boards from the Home Depot discard pile, hurricane-lamp taillights, and faux gems applied over every knob and button, this is the definition of Lemons. Underspray of the mucous-hued paint reveals avocado mica underneath. Pinstriping appears performed by Crayola. The horn sounds like a strangled goose. The “MAGA” license plate could mean “Make AMC Great Again” or “Make American Gremlins Again.” James Callahan of El Paso is a long-time Lemons attendee, but this was his first entry. The result: Worst In Show. Said the judges: “Usually it’s a tough choice. This time was no choice at all.”
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minhahistoriaoficial · 8 years ago
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CAP. 12 Segunda-feira
Pov: Natacha
Levantei rápido da cama hoje. O final de semana já havia acabado. Hoje já era segunda. Passar esse final de semana aqui foi normal. Não aconteceu nada de interessante ou pelo contrário, também foi algo horrível. No sábado almocei com o Luiz e a Nicole. Eu pensei que não gostassem de mim, mas o Luiz ria bastante das coisas que eu dizia. Não apenas com os olhos, ele ria mesmo. A Nicole menos do que ele, mas também parecia gostar de mim. Não fiquei desconfortável. Foi legal. Eu pensei que passaríamos mais tempo juntos, mas depois do almoço sumiram. Eu não faço ideia até hoje de onde foram. Só sei que no sábado esperei o Luiz no mesmo local de onde tinha o encontrado na sexta. E ele teve uma hora que apareceu. Estava em um estado horrível. Mais bêbado do que na última vez. Não consegui preparar nada para comermos. Apenas lhe dei água. Ele vomitou na pia. Pelo menos consegui fazer ele vomitar lá. Depois foi para seu quarto. No Domingo não vi nenhum dos dois. Nem na hora do café, ou do almoço. Em nenhuma hora em que tínhamos que comer. Eles sumiram. Sai do quarto e fui me encontrar com as meninas, queria saber como foi a festa.
Pov: Estela
Eu não tinha falado com o Zac desde a festa. Nos dois acabamos dormindo na casa da Fernanda. Porém ele saiu antes que eu acordasse. Eu lembro da festa, lembro de nós na cama. Lembro exatamente de tudo. Caso se importem em saber… Não eu não fiz sexo com ele. Nos íamos, estava claro que ia rolar, porém eu parei tudo. Levantei e sai do quarto. Não expliquei nada e nem o deixei falar. Só sai, entrei em um outro quarto e fiquei lá, até a festa acabar. Mas acabei dormindo. Quando acordei minha cabeça doía. A Fernanda me disse que ele tinha acabado de ir embora. Acordou e saiu na mesma hora.
- O Leo me mandou mensagem - A Sofia me disse.
- Eu gosto do Leo- respondi - ele vale a pena.
- Ah, o Zac…
- O Zac eu não sei..
Pov: Belinha
Eu gostei de ter ficado com o Jackob. Foi diferente das coisas que estou acostumada. E me sinto bem, a final ele nunca ficou com mais nenhuma garota desse escola.
- Só não vai se apaixonar por ele - A Bela me diz.
A gente estava falando sobre isso. Ela não consegue me entender, e por algum motivo acha que ele não presta. Já estou ficando cansada de ouvir isso.
- E você cuidado com o Mex - respondi
- Nos nem nos beijamos
- Ele é grosso
- Ele já foi grosso com você ?
- E que motivo o Jackob deu para ficar desconfiando dele ?
A Bela é inacreditável. Como pode falar mal do Jackob sendo que gosta do brutamonte do Mex. O Mex. Logo ele. Ele tem o corpo mais sarado da nossa turma. A Bela deve gostar disso. É o mais moreno, alto, anda com pose de Durão. Se acha. Eu não curto muito não. Sem falar, que tira notas baixas. Fica de recuperação direto. Olha…
- Só estou dizendo para não se apaixonar - ela me aconselha
- Você devia dizer isso pra você mesma.
- Vocês estão bem ? - A Maile chega do nada
Concordamos com a cabeça
- Sim - respondi
- Vocês viram a Rosalina? - A Bela pergunta
- ainda não - A Maile diz
- Ela vive sumindo. Deve estar conversando com os meninos.
- Ela foi na festa ? - A Maile pergunta
- Ela foi junto com a gente
- Ah..
A Rosalina andava com a gente. Fazíamos trabalhos juntas. Saímos juntas, mas ela era diferente de nós. Vira e mexe ela sumia. E sempre a encontrávamos conversando com os garotos. Quais quer que fossem. Ela parece preferir amizades masculinas do que femininas. Não se dá bem com as outras garotas. Não sei exatamente porque, mas é verdade. A Rose gosta de conversar com eles, ela ri com eles. Acha graça das palhaçadas. Eles são tão chatos na maioria das vezes. Não sei como ela aguenta. Mas tudo bem. Eles também adoram ela. Ela é muito bonita, qualquer garoto adoraria sua atenção, mesmo que não tirasse uma casquinha. Só o fato de dizer que é amigo dela, eles ficam felizes. Ela é uma das garotas mais gostosas da escola inteira. O corpo dela é realmente de da inveja. Ela é diferente também tem isso. Seu cabelo é um castanho bem claro. Ou loiro escuro. Depende de quem vê. Eu não sei definir cores de cabelo. Seus olhos são verdes e sua pele bronzeada. Ela é muito bonita. Nem sei como consegue fazer o cabelo crescer tanto. É enorme aquele cabelo. O cabelo de minha irmã também é enorme. Não sei porque o dela cresce tanto e o meu continua nessa linha média.
Pov: Leo
Eu tinha acabado de chegar na escola. Dormi na sexta na casa do Troi. Sábado fui de ônibus até em casa. E agora estou de volta aqui. Não falei com o Luiz, nem com a Nicole durante esses dois dias. Mas agora queria vê-los, mas não sabia aonde estavam. Esperei no refeitório como sempre mas nenhum deles apareceu. Peguei e liguei para o Luiz 3 vezes. Na quarta ele me atendeu. ~Lig on~ - Luiz ?
- Leo, eu não tô bem - ele me diz com uma voz mito mal
- O que aconteceu?
- Ontem a gente bebeu.
- Vocês estão com ressaca? - perguntei rindo
- Leo, não é engraçado
- Onde você está?
- No telhado com a Nicole
- Você ainda está bêbado ? Como assim no telhado?
- A gente dormiu aqui
- Onde é?
- Fica na sala de vídeo
- Como eu vou aí?
- Na sala de vídeo. Fica aí.
- Leo ?
- Tá - respondi e desliguei
~Lig of~
Fui até a sala de vídeo espera por eles. Eu que vou para uma festa e eles que ficam bêbados. Vai entender. Esperei olhando para a porta. A Nicole me liga e diz para eu ir até a porta do lugar onde guardam vassouras. Abri e quando olhei pra cima vi a cara deles. Desliguei o celular.
-Coloca uma cadeira aqui - A Nicole diz
- Pula dai
- Se tá louco Leo ? Minha cabeça vai explodir. - Ela me diz.
Negando com a cabeça pego e coloco uma cadeira lá. Eles desceram. Os dois estavam com uma aparência horrível. Pareciam dois mortos vivos.
- Quanto vocês beberam ? - perguntei
- Uma garrafa deu pra sexta e sábado. Era do meu pai. Mas no Domingo tivemos que arrumar outra.
- Arrumaram como ?
- tinha no quarto do Jonathan do Terceiro. - O Luiz diz
- Vocês invadiram um quarto ?
- Não, a janela estava aberta - O Luiz me responde indignado.
- Da no mesmo.
- Leo a gente não tá bem - A Nicole resmunga
- Mas vocês vão pra aula quero nem saber
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