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Mr. Burns (and Smithers) in 2x5: Dancin' Homer

Summary of Mr. Burns' scenes: At the beginning of the episode. Mr. Burns and Homer get drunk at the ball game and have fun. Homer's dancing ruins the team win for Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns bans Homer from company outings forever. Smithers is glad Homer was banned and laughs diabolically.

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Mr. Burns: Ah, the Gammills. Good to see you.

Mr. Gammill: You're an inspiration to all of us in waste management, sir.

Mr. Burns: Well, take your mind off contaminates for one night and have a hot dog.

Mr. Burns: Put a little smile on his card, Smithers.

Smithers: Already there, sir.

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Smithers: (whispers) It's the Simpsons.

Mr. Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps.

Smithers: Uh, Simpsons, sir.

Mr. Burns: Huh? Oh, yes. (Reads card) Homer and Marge Simpson. Oh, and these must be Bart, Lisa, and expecting.

Smithers: The card needs to be updated, sir.

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Game announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball, the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's safest and cleanest energy source--Mr. Montgomery Burns!

( scattered applause)

Smithers: They love you, sir.

Mr. Burns: As well they might. You know, Smithers, when I was a young buck my patented fadeaway pitch was compared by many to the "trouble ball" of the late, great Satchel Paige. Spit on this for me, Smithers.

Smithers: One hocker coming up, sir. ( spits)

Mr. Burns: (throws ball)

Smithers: I think I could actually hear the air being torn, sir.

Mr. Burns: Oh, shut up.

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Mr. Burns: Sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I'm their friend. You did get me something on an aisle, Smithers? I don't want to be surrounded by them.

Smithers: Here we are, sir.

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Mr. Burns: (to Homer) I suppose you want a beer.

Homer: Me, sir? Oh, no, not a chance. Only idiots drink beer.

Mr. Burns: Actually I was wondering if you'd join me? My treat.

Homer: Oh. Well, if someone of your stature can enjoy a beer maybe I'm all turned around on the subject. Wait a minute. We're not having a drug test tomorrow, are we?

Mr. Burns: No. Vendor, two, please.

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Mr. Burns: The hitter's off his rocker, kissing Betty Crocker!

Homer: Good one, sir.

Mr. Burns: I used to rile the late, great Connie Mack with that one at old Shibe Park.

Homer: Little baby batter can't control his bladder!

Mr. Burns: Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up our little drinkie-poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

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Mr. Burns: Well, Simpsy, you up for another wave?

Homer: All right, Burnsy.

Wo! Wa! Wa! Wo! Wo! Wa!

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Mr. Burns: Damnation. These banjos couldn't carry Pie Traynor's glove. My one game of the year, ruined by pathetic incompetence.

Homer: (riles the crowd with dancing -- Mr. Burns is not pleased)

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Smithers: That was certainly exciting.

Mr. Burns: Yes. Unfortunately Homer Simpson's shameless display of exhibitionism tainted the entire evening. I want him banned for life from all company outings.

Smithers: (chuckles diabolically)

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My Imp-Sona Simpsy and her loyal hell-fox-sona Vixxen.

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Sydney Brooke Simpson: Know her full biography

Sydney is O.J. Simpson’s daughter. O.J is an ex-football player who has attained celebrity status due to his talent on the field. Her mother is late Nicole Brown. She was born in Los Angeles on 17th October, 1985 and is presently 38+ years old. Justin Ryan Simpson is her younger brother. She has two half-siblings named Arnelle and Jason.  Arren Simpson is her late half-sibling. She is 5’8” tall, has a good personality and an entrepreneur. 

Her early life

After her parents got divorced, she along with her brother stayed with her mother at her Los Angeles Brentwood home. However, she suffered a major setback in her life as her mother got brutally murdered. She and her brother had to face questions from the media and were only mere children. She was back then 9 years of age while her brother was just 5 years old. Her father got charged for her mother’s murder. Juditha and Louis Brown, her grandparents took in both the children and became their guardians. However, in 1996, O.J. was not held guilty of the murder. Hence, the court revoked the guardianship status and gave full custody of the children to him. 

Her education

Sydney Brooke Simpson studied at Gulliver’s Academy and completed her high school. Then, she graduated from Boston University with BA in the field of Sociology in May 2010. Her father was publicly trialed heavily. Hence, all the family members try to shield the children from the press and the public who seem to ask questions about their mother’s murder.The family managed to keep the children away from the prowling questions of the media. However, a journalist managed to track them down. At that time, Justin and Sydney were employed at a local restaurant in the state of Georgia. She was using a false name ‘Portia’.

Her character

Her coworkers and employers always found her to be a humble and quiet person at work. She preferred to stay low and not mingle much with strangers.

Her arrest

Unfortunately, she was charged with disorderly conduct in court and resisted arrest, but without exhibiting violence. It was in 2005 at the varsity basketball game of Justin Simpson. At that time, she was 19 years old. It was then she got into the headlines. 

Her career

She started working in Atlanta, Georgia employed as event coordinator. Then she relocated to St. Petersburg, Florida and started a catering business. In 2014, she established Simpsy LLC and got into real estate business. For more details visit: https://affairpost.com/sydney-brooke-simpsons-wiki-bio-where-is-o-j-simpsons-daughter-now-what-is-her-relationship-with-father-net-worth-married-dating/

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terry rules but their parents arent the wqy i imagined. i was giving his mom a transatlantic accent and the dad was homer. simpsie

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Edmond Simpsy

Très belle

Edmond Simpson "oI Mi Ei" (Freud-Warhol) (08-24)

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vintage 90s simpsy pin

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O.J. Simpson’s Children Went on a Real Estate Spending Spree

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O.J. Simpson’s children have gone on a real-estate spending spree over the past two years—and the families of murder victims Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman want to know where they got all the dough.

Sydney Simpson, 31, and her brother Justin, 28, have built a mini-real estate empire in St. Petersburg, Fla., scooping up 13 properties since 2015, according to documents reviewed by The Post.

The homes and apartments are in low-income areas and total about $500,000. All but two appear to have been bought with cash.

Where the kids got the money for the properties could lead to a legal battle between O.J. Simpson and the families of Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson, who was the former football great’s ex-wife and is the children’s mother.

Sydney and Justin were asleep upstairs on June 12, 1994, when their mother and Goldman, her friend, were slashed to death outside the family’s condo in the Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles.

O.J. Simpson was acquitted of the murders a year later but found liable for the pair’s deaths in a civil proceeding in 1997.

Simpson, who will be released from prison in October after doing time for an armed robbery, still owes almost all of the $33.5 million civil judgment against him.

David Cook, a lawyer for Goldman’s father, Fred, said he would seek bank records and depositions to follow the kids’ money trail and see if any of the homes were bought with their dad’s cash, which could make them eligible for a claw-back.

The kids’ “loss is no greater than Fred’s, but Fred’s loss should be no greater than theirs,” Cook said.

“The first stop is to unearth the records and testimony of the family members to ensure that the source of the equity to acquire the real property is free of any taint.”

Simpson has largely been able to dodge his massive debt because so much of his money is in pensions and other protected annuities.

Cook said any money Simpson may have given to his kids would be a “fraudulent conveyance,” or a transfer of money to avoid debt.

But legal experts say it’s not so simple under Florida law, which tends to give advantage to debtors.

“If [Simpson’s protected money] is an exempt asset, then it remains an exempt asset [even if given away], generally speaking,” said Curtis Cassner, vice chairman of the Florida State Bar’s Wills, Trusts & Estates Certification Committee.

Barry Nelson, a top Miami asset-protection lawyer, said Simpson can spend his protected money as he wants, as long as he hasn’t mixed it with funds that could be claimed in the judgment.

If “he leaves [the funds] segregated, then he can spend as he wishes,” he said. “But once it’s contaminated, co-mingled with other funds and not clearly segregated, then it could lose its exempt status.”

Sydney’s LinkedIn profile says she deals in real estate, while records show that Justin is a Realtor.

Each owns one house in their own name in St. Petersburg. Both properties, which are their residences, have mortgages.

The siblings scooped up the rest of their holdings through limited liability corporations tied directly to them, according to state corporation filings, Pinellas County tax records and other documents.

None of those properties have mortgages, suggesting they were bought in cash.

In the past two years, Sydney’s Simpsy Properties LLC picked up properties including an apartment at 1247 22nd Ave. South for $35,000, two units at 379 47th Ave. South for $47,500 each, one at 335 47th Ave. North for $61,000 and another at 334 48th Ave. North for $47,500.

Justin’s LLC scored holdings including a duplex at 173 38th Ave. Southeast for $95,600 and a modest building at 1701 13th Ave. South with four units for $215,000. The 13th Avenue property was bought in 2014 by Sydney’s boyfriend, Robert Blackmon, for $38,800, before it was flipped to Justin in 2016 for cash.

Renters at the properties were shocked to learn of their landlords.

“I had no idea,” said 47th Avenue tenant Carmen Gorton.

Sydney and Justin Simpson do not have listed phone numbers. They did not respond to e-mails from The Post on Sunday.

The post O.J. Simpson’s Children Went on a Real Estate Spending Spree appeared first on Real Estate News & Insights | realtor.com®.

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Il Vittoriale è Gabriele d’Annunzio | Libri

Il Vittoriale è Gabriele d’Annunzio | Libri

“Pietre vive sul Garda – Gli Amici del Vittoriale a passeggio con Gabriele d’Annunzio” è il libro curato da Raffaella Canovi e Massimiliano Colonetti, con la grafica di Mauro Simpsi e una nota di Giordano Bruno Guerri.

Come scrive l’autrice Raffaella Canovi nella prefazione, “questo libro nasce dalla passione per Gabriele d’Annunzio, per tutto quello che il poeta abruzzese ha rappresentato nel…

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O.J. Simpson’s Children Went on a Real Estate Spending Spree

Steve Marcus - Pool/Getty Images

O.J. Simpson’s children have gone on a real-estate spending spree over the past two years—and the families of murder victims Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman want to know where they got all the dough.

Sydney Simpson, 31, and her brother Justin, 28, have built a mini-real estate empire in St. Petersburg, Fla., scooping up 13 properties since 2015, according to documents reviewed by The Post.

The homes and apartments are in low-income areas and total about $500,000. All but two appear to have been bought with cash.

Where the kids got the money for the properties could lead to a legal battle between O.J. Simpson and the families of Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson, who was the former football great’s ex-wife and is the children’s mother.

Sydney and Justin were asleep upstairs on June 12, 1994, when their mother and Goldman, her friend, were slashed to death outside the family’s condo in the Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles.

O.J. Simpson was acquitted of the murders a year later but found liable for the pair’s deaths in a civil proceeding in 1997.

Simpson, who will be released from prison in October after doing time for an armed robbery, still owes almost all of the $33.5 million civil judgment against him.

David Cook, a lawyer for Goldman’s father, Fred, said he would seek bank records and depositions to follow the kids’ money trail and see if any of the homes were bought with their dad’s cash, which could make them eligible for a claw-back.

The kids’ “loss is no greater than Fred’s, but Fred’s loss should be no greater than theirs,” Cook said.

“The first stop is to unearth the records and testimony of the family members to ensure that the source of the equity to acquire the real property is free of any taint.”

Simpson has largely been able to dodge his massive debt because so much of his money is in pensions and other protected annuities.

Cook said any money Simpson may have given to his kids would be a “fraudulent conveyance,” or a transfer of money to avoid debt.

But legal experts say it’s not so simple under Florida law, which tends to give advantage to debtors.

“If [Simpson’s protected money] is an exempt asset, then it remains an exempt asset [even if given away], generally speaking,” said Curtis Cassner, vice chairman of the Florida State Bar’s Wills, Trusts & Estates Certification Committee.

Barry Nelson, a top Miami asset-protection lawyer, said Simpson can spend his protected money as he wants, as long as he hasn’t mixed it with funds that could be claimed in the judgment.

If “he leaves [the funds] segregated, then he can spend as he wishes,” he said. “But once it’s contaminated, co-mingled with other funds and not clearly segregated, then it could lose its exempt status.”

Sydney’s LinkedIn profile says she deals in real estate, while records show that Justin is a Realtor.

Each owns one house in their own name in St. Petersburg. Both properties, which are their residences, have mortgages.

The siblings scooped up the rest of their holdings through limited liability corporations tied directly to them, according to state corporation filings, Pinellas County tax records and other documents.

None of those properties have mortgages, suggesting they were bought in cash.

In the past two years, Sydney’s Simpsy Properties LLC picked up properties including an apartment at 1247 22nd Ave. South for $35,000, two units at 379 47th Ave. South for $47,500 each, one at 335 47th Ave. North for $61,000 and another at 334 48th Ave. North for $47,500.

Justin’s LLC scored holdings including a duplex at 173 38th Ave. Southeast for $95,600 and a modest building at 1701 13th Ave. South with four units for $215,000. The 13th Avenue property was bought in 2014 by Sydney’s boyfriend, Robert Blackmon, for $38,800, before it was flipped to Justin in 2016 for cash.

Renters at the properties were shocked to learn of their landlords.

“I had no idea,” said 47th Avenue tenant Carmen Gorton.

Sydney and Justin Simpson do not have listed phone numbers. They did not respond to e-mails from The Post on Sunday.

The post O.J. Simpson’s Children Went on a Real Estate Spending Spree appeared first on Real Estate News & Insights | realtor.com®.

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