#simping noises

[nesuimaru]

So. I Love Her

I need to play Dancing All Night

[makoredeyes]

~Cavorting~

Damien's a grouchy bastard but boy he likes the skimmers. The somewhat beefier weight of the Xurfboard was a delight worth celebrating with some play out on the iceflats on Europa

BONUS

RIP that Goblin. SOME Vex were harmed in the making of these images XD XD XD

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Yo guys I just found an active xiao rp blog that isn’t mine let’s gooo

[pizzarink]

THEO

IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS

YOU STILL OWE ME THREE DOLLARS

[simpingforcys]

Nuzzling and snugging with KCB... rubbing under his chin and tracing the marks on it- just- GHUITBHJHAAAAAAFGUU I WANNA BITE HIS NOSE AND MIMIC A SQUEAK

DON'T BITE HIS NOSE, HE'LL BITE BACK

He'd definitely cuddle you having you wrapped around him like a giant cat or serpent-like creature. Absolutely melt in your pettings and scratches under his chin. His body rumbling softly from the inside to what sounds like the engine of a car warming up. You didn't realize cybugs could purr, or the equivalent of it. Yet it felt so.. primal.

Given his larger size, he'd probably give your backside a few nibbles and gentle chomps. A large, mechanical cyborg bug's way of showing affection. His dual cerci tails flickering and swaying every now and then even when he wraps them around himself (and you).

[avaetin]

Nico: *staring intensely at Aeon* I keep forgetting my boyfriend is a god. It's these times that remind me of his identity. *nodding to himself*

Jason: ... Your boyfriend can stop time, teleport through time and space, and destroy the entire universe with just a snap of his fingers... but it's seeing him pull off a look that reminds you of his status?

[abovethemountains]

I'm normal about him, Bye-Bye! 👋🏼

[blind0raven]

.... d-deuce...

DEUCE'S BLASTCYLE KEY!!??!?!?!

HE LOST HIS KEY YOU GUYS OH NO!!! THEY MUST BE RETURNED!!!

DEUCE YOUR KEYS!!!!

[inportant-spam-rsvp]

This picture comes courtesy of some of my good friends, whose names will be scratched out for their privacy-

And let me tell you, this was an experience. But as an artist trained to find prompts... waste not, want not :3

I can, have, and will spend too much free time drawing out crapposts to torment my friends.

[zaynes-left-chesticle]

Okay, Caleb's MASSIVE arms aside. After watching the new trailer...

I freaking KNOW THAT VOICE 😳

[virginyathevamp]

"thats where so'n'so lives!!!"

[verosvault]

A Compilation of my Favorite Brennan Bits from the New "Make Some Noise" Episode! ;D

🚨 SPOILERS FOR MAKE SOME NOISE SEASON 2 FINALE!!!🚨

Make Some Noise Season 2

Episode 15 "Two Grizzled Fisherman Compare Scar Stories"

Timestamps: I'm putting these at the bottom since I made a compilation and I put multiple scenes together! ;D ;333

Video Length: 3min. & 12sec.

Timestamps!!

These are just my favorite Brennan Bits from the episode! 😆😆😁😁❤️❤️ (I'm a bit of a Brennan simp. We all know this. 💀✋)

00:18 Brennan Entrance Bit

11:21 Brennan's real feelings about our loosey goosey point system

13:24 Elvish Presley Callback!

13:38 Susan Hamburger Queen callback from Season 1! 😆

13:53 Psychic Pirate

14:08 Tiny Tim at Marti Gras! 😂

14:41 Brennan is Grant O'Brien 😂

27:29 Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

28:03 Sam gives the point to Brennan :p

29:13 "Mons Prodia" lie about Mensa Taint 💀

29:22 Brennan tells Zac that he made that one up! 😭✋

29:45 "Peanut Butter Swamp!" Fredo Callback from Season 1

35:19 Brennan is winner 😋

[theflowerprincess03]

☆Me☆

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Hi, I'm Zi

I'm a femme switch(prefer to sub), I'm 5'9ish, I'm nb, and I'm plus sized.

🇮🇳🇵🇰🇬🇧

Feel free to send me asks and dms!

I have a discord if anyone would like to share anything<3

Don't ask for anything unless you're willing to pay. If I'm feeling nice, I might show you.

DNI if you're a cis/het man or a minor, or if your blog is ageless. I will block you. Please don't send dick pics. This applies to tgirls, too.

Bi/pan(other)men are welcome

My kinks will be listed below, and my tags are listed at the bottom of the tag section.

Praise

Mild torture

Inspection

Spanking

Exhibition

Mild bondage

Public stuff

Tongue play

Kissing

Cnc

Light choking

Anal

Groping

Group sex

Oral

Very specific monsterfucking

Obsession

Please do not call me princess/mommy/daddy because it makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I also hate masculine terms, so please don't use them on me either.

Simping zi for me being a simp

Zi thinks for my thoughts

Queer zi for the homo thoughts

Ask zi for my asks(gimme more pls)

Sad zi noises for me being a twat

[thornsnvultures]

me: I hate the idea of pedro and jq being in the new f4 movie. Marvel's been such a shit show lately there's no way it'll be good.

also me seeing the adorable art of them:

[robloxconfessions2]

why in EVERY SINGLE. fandom I get into

I always like a background character

like why cant I like idk IMPORTANT characters that get lots of lore and fanart and shit

why does it have to be like SwibbleDib(Regretevator) or Spray Paint(Phighting)

why must it be NPCs who barely have a wiki

why must it be characters who dont even appear in game

like why

- Jim simp anon

why am i reading this im alvin chimopmunk or zoobr bunny voice bu mbrai n us sluguing

tawog brain ooze gif

[silverfeather938]

ILL DO ANYTHING

IF YOU CAN FIND ME A FREE/PDF VERSION OF THIS (or pirate it teheheh (jkjk don’t do illegal shit)) ILL GIVE TOU ANYTIHING

PLEASE, IM BEGGING YOU ALL

ILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL

ILL DRAW THE ZESTIEST SHIT KNOWN TO MAN

LOOK AT THIS GAYASS FUCK

IM BEGGINGGGG