#simping for cookies

[janayuga]

Vanilla likes Cacao’s new fit 💜💪🏿

[snail-noodle]

Longan Dragon Cookie x Fem!Reader Headcanons

Imma be real with ya'll: longan dragon cookie was the reason why I got fully invested with cookie run (and kingdom) again. I could listen to their voice all day..

most of these are based off my own oc with longan, but I wanted to give some food for the longan lovers out there... 💛

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✨️ Getting along with the ivory dragon was a bit... difficult at first. Given that you were a cookie and they were a dragon, a tension was present whenever you two interacted. However, the small talk you two would get into would eventually ease away that tension.

✨️ They're a dragon of few words, but whenever they spoke, you would listen intently to every word they say (can't blame you, their voice is as smooth as honey). They would notice this and begin to appreciate you for doing so.

✨️ They saw you fawning over a flower that had started to grow near the entrance of their palace. Now they have a full garden for you to walk around and admire the many flowers and exotic plants in it. The both of you stroll the garden together every morning and night. All of this, just for you. 💛

✨️ Once you're both officially together, Longan doesn't hesitate holding your hand(s) and pulling you closer to them. They don't say it, but they like the obvious size difference you both have. Sometimes, when they're seated on their throne and have you on their lap, they're comparing your hand with theirs, admiring the difference you both share. "So small..."

✨️ When you first sleep together, you hesitate getting closer to them, unsure if they would be comfortable with it. "My dear cookie, come here." They'll bring you close to them, your face in their chest. You sighed at the embrace. Snuggling closer to them, your worries and fears melting away.

✨️ For you, Longan was a pillar of strength. For them, you were a pillar of love. The bond you both share together wasn't something they had expected. Perhaps.. perhaps the plans they had for your kind didn't need to come to fruition. The age of dragons can return in a different way, and it starts with both of you.

✨️ When they first showed you their true dragon form, all you could do was stare in admiration. "Longan..." you stepped closer to them, touching the tip of their snout. Your eyes were full of love as you gazed at their face. "You're so beautiful."

✨️ Once there's a moment where you're about to/get to be attacked, Longan is quick to get between you and the attacker, not caring the slightest if they end up getting striked in the process. They're completely silent as they use their powers to disintegrate the enemy with no second thoughts.

✨️ You know they're powerful compared to many beings on Earthbread, but you still worry whenever they get hurt by an enemy. You're quick to look at their injuries, asking them many questions: How are you feeling? Where were you hit? Are you bleeding? Does it hurt?

[bonsiii-art]

HI I WAS ANON ASKING ABT LANGUE

hes so cutie patootie!!!!! i wanna kiss him and tell him how proud i am of him

Take it easy on 'em, he has to be a professional!

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

[the-simp-show]

PALADIN DANSE PLEASPELELALPSE PELAPLSPELSLSS

Today's simp target is paladin danse from Fallout 4

Sorry babe, the armor says on in the bedroom

[sleepingdeath-light]

shadow milk cookie + segmented smut alphabet ; 18+

requested by ; cookie simp anon (part of an event)

letters used ; k / m / w

masterlist(s) ; here / here

minors and ageless blogs do not interact

K — Kinks

some of their kinks

Having spent so long in complete isolation and imprisonment, Shadow Milk Cookie was quick to start experimenting with you and trying to spice up your sex life. These experiments were a mixture of incorporating things he already knew he enjoyed and trying new things as a couple that you both ended up enjoying and making a part of your routines. A small selection of the things he enjoys is as follows:

Role Play — it shakes things up, keeps things interesting, appeals to his love of theatre, and gives him an excuse to show off his natural talents and magical capabilities to you… what’s not to love?

Bondage — tying you up or being tied up by you, he can enjoy both depending on his mood and as long as you’re both able to keep things interesting during these sessions

Fighting for Dominance — though he does have a strong dominant lean and does enjoy being able to control others, he can enjoy the chance to play fight with you and shake things up every now and then (he doesn’t make things easy for you, of course, and can be a terrible brat but he does play by the limits you’ve set and won’t use his powers to take back control… unless he’s bored or overly frustrated)

Pet Name Kink — this mainly goes hand-in-hand with his love of roleplaying and he’s happy to call you or be called whatever the scenario requires (e.g. daddy/mommy, master/mistress, sir/ma’am, etc.) but he will tease you if he notices a certain pet name popping up and affecting you more than the rest

Public Sex — he’s been imprisoned for what felt like forever, has less than zero shame, and would sooner take complete control over a kingdom than comply to its rules, so it goes without saying that he wouldn’t be opposed to pleasuring you or receiving pleasure where others can see you both

M — Motivation

what turns them on?

Pretty much everything you do is a turn on for Shadow Milk Cookie in one way or another, in fact it may just be easier to list out the things that don’t turn him on. That being said, surprising him with an opening prompt for some role play after a long day is always guaranteed to get him in the mood.

W — Wild Card

a random nsfw headcanon for the character

On the rare occasion where he gets jealous of someone, he’ll go out of his way to orchestrate a situation where they’ll walk in on the two of you having sex. He has literally zero shame and will look up at them just long enough to lock eyes and give them the most shit eating grin he can muster before returning his attention to you once they’ve finally regained their senses and fled the scene. Needless to say you usually don’t end up seeing much of the person in question after that (they’ve learned their lesson, after all, and most people don’t want to risk further pissing off a powerful entity like Shadow Milk Cookie if they can help it).

[whipedcream]

swan’s lake

[two-colonial-capitalists-kissing]

i forgot to upload it here

[b0nelessdoodles]

going out of town for a bit quick post all the espresseleine college au doodles

[theidiotomelette]

Dear crk fandoms...

I DARE you all to make an fanart about this picture

[rosie-autz]

So.....I'VW been enjoying roblox pressure for the past few days

And well....

[askcrkau]

Is pure vanilla cookie evil or grey morally in this alternative universe?

[hpurplicious]

Escaping the Shadow Milk Cookie simp allegations

Art on the left is made by nikasandayooo from twt! Link to the art post :3, it's from their ENVY BABY Shadow Milk MV so please go check it out!!!

Also here's an alt version with jesterkasa cause I thought it would be silly

[wtfpikus]

tall blonde and GORGEOUS 💜

[cl0verdrag0n]

WHY DOES BURNING SPICE COOKIE LOOK SO GOOOODDD????

i need help right now 😳😳😳

[sleepingdeath-light]

dark cacao cookie + segmented smut alphabet ; 18+

requested by ; cookie simp anon (part of an event)

letters used ; d / t / w

masterlist(s) ; here / here

minors and ageless blogs do not interact

D — Dirty Secret

what’s their dirty secret?

Dark Cacao Cookie has always longed for a large family and frequently finds himself fantasising about what it would be like to expand his family with you — a fantasy which, especially if you happen to be able to get pregnant, tends to manifest itself as something of a softer breeding kink when you’re being intimate. Of course he has a great deal of trauma and guilt surrounding how he dealt with his only child which prevents him from even bringing up these ideas to you, so for the most part he’s just accepted that this dream of his is pretty much dead in the water… unless, of course, you asked him to grow his family with you.

T — Toys

do they own/use toys?

He’s something of a traditionalist in how he approaches sex; he does not own any sex toys and, if he has the choice, he’d rather keep them out of the bedroom altogether. That being said he’s not so stubborn that he’d argue with you over something that you want to try out with him and, as long as you agree to keep it to an occasional addition rather than making it a permanent add-on to your sex life, he’s fine with using sex toys on you.

W — Wild Card

a random nsfw headcanon for the character

He doesn’t do casual sex or hookups and will only have sex with someone he truly, and deeply, loves. That’s not to say he’s inexperienced or anything like that, he’s very old and has had a few partners in the past who just didn’t work out in the long term, nor that he can’t appreciate being seduced by or engaging in kink with his partner, it’s just that sex is to him more about the emotional connection than it is about the physical act itself or the carnal pleasures it allows you to indulge in. So, for example, if he were with a partner that was sex repulsed or had an extremely low libido he wouldn’t mind forgoing sex entirely just to be by their side.