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#I made that#I believe in Willy Wonka supremacy#willy wonka#catcf 2005#simp for willy wonka#mr wonka#charlie and the chocolate factory#charlie and the chocolate factory 2005#fan edit
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#same
confession: i rewatched a childhood favourite, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) last night, and let me tell you. tiny Star was right to be obsessed with that freak Willy Wonka. there is something wrong with him that gets funnier the more times you watch it đđđ
#charlie and the chocolate factory#hehe I relate#willy wonka#simp for willy wonka#catcf 2005#mr wonka#confession
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WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971) dir. by Mel Stuart
#willy wonka#willy wonka and the chocolate factory#willy wonka & the chocolate factory#trying out new things! hope yall like it#gene wilder#made this for the wonka simps... aka me
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Why is it that I just knew the second I saw the trailer for Wonka (2023) I would be simping for Timothée Chalamet? I've never once obsessed over him in any of his movies beyond a passing acknowledgement of his attractiveness. But the second I see his slightly crazed, optimistic, singing self I'm gone.
I think I have a type.
#im gone#simping#timothée chalamet#wonka 2023#wonka#willy wonka#wonka x reader#imagines#golden globes#musicals
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the more you talk abt him no matter good or bad it's just gonna make me simp and giggle
am i the only one like⊠when i watch those edgy youtube conspiracy theories about sErIaL KiLleR WiLlY wOnKa it makes me simp for him even harder⊠when they try to make wonka sound threatening and terrifying⊠pronounce his name in a dramatic voice with silly creepy music in the background⊠im like: okay he can put me in the taffy puller and iâd be glad about it
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I just watched the new Wonka movie where Wonka is played my Timothée Chalamet who also played Elio in call me by your name. Fuck me dude im such a simp for this man. You cannot expect me to sit and watch him look into the camra, and say in a smooth, deep voice "if you want her so sigh..." Glance down, and continue with "show a little thigh~" and be ok after. I almost fell in the hallway leaving the theater bc my legs were weak and i was light headed STILL even though it had been like an hour later. "I dont really like the new Charlie and the chocolate factory movie bc its ruining the books for me" fuck you look at this man and tell me he isnt the most beautiful person you have ever seen.
#im such a simp#dont send help#I won't accept it#AAAJDJSKDHDJFJDJDJD#timothée chalamet#willy wonka#charlie and the chocolate factory
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people are always in disbelief when I say willy wonka is my all time favourite character. people simping and rooting for the morally black, extremely questionable characters and no one bats an eye. but when I say I love willy wonka (who's his canon significant crime is mutilating/disfiguring TWO children) society calls me insane
#i dont get it#normalise that willy wonka is a complex character#even if hes not idccc thats my girlfriend#catcf 2005#catcf#people just dont get it#his bob alone altered the balance of this universe wdym
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A Compilation of my Favorite Brennan Bits from the New "Make Some Noise" Episode! ;D
đš SPOILERS FOR MAKE SOME NOISE SEASON 2 FINALE!!!đš
Make Some Noise Season 2
Episode 15 "Two Grizzled Fisherman Compare Scar Stories"
Timestamps: I'm putting these at the bottom since I made a compilation and I put multiple scenes together! ;D ;333
Video Length: 3min. & 12sec.
Timestamps!!
These are just my favorite Brennan Bits from the episode! đđđđâ€ïžâ€ïž (I'm a bit of a Brennan simp. We all know this. đâ)
00:18 Brennan Entrance Bit
11:21 Brennan's real feelings about our loosey goosey point system
13:24 Elvish Presley Callback!
13:38 Susan Hamburger Queen callback from Season 1! đ
13:53 Psychic Pirate
14:08 Tiny Tim at Marti Gras! đ
14:41 Brennan is Grant O'Brien đ
27:29 Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
28:03 Sam gives the point to Brennan :p
29:13 "Mons Prodia" lie about Mensa Taint đ
29:22 Brennan tells Zac that he made that one up! đâ
29:45 "Peanut Butter Swamp!" Fredo Callback from Season 1
35:19 Brennan is winner đ
#make some noise#make some noise scene#Brennan lee mulligan#compilation#brennan lee mulligan compilation#make some noise compilation#brennan lee mulligan comp#make some noise comp#comp#blog#I'm a simp đ„Ž#dropout#sam reisch
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Do yâall remember this blog? Looking through this blog was the last push I needed to make a Willy Wonka Fanblog myself.
Anyways they havenât updated in 7 years I hope theyâre living a good life. I wonder whatâs to become of all us who run a Willy Wonka fan page. Will we spontaneously remember our blogs and chuckle? Or will we be horrified of what we used to be?
Anyways-
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yes.
yes we do
#willy wonka is loved#will be a willy wonka simp until the day I drop dead#willy wonka#charlie and the chocolate factory#simp for willy wonka#mr wonka#catcf 2005#charlie and the chocolate factory 2005
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Log Anon here
While some of it might not make sense, Iâm gonna roast the hell of outta Valentino dripless ass.
Bro looks like he canât get within 500 feet of a school, he looks like the type of guy to expose himself to strangers in alleyways, bro so poor he uses his damn wings for a coat, his ass stole the Drip King Sir Pentious top hat and wore it worse, guy got the worlds biggest neck beard and it goes the full 360, he got them red dyed dentures, heâs a moth but heâs just the stick figure I drew in kindergarten, man be literally seeing red with red eyes and rose tinted glasses.
How can someone be a pimp and only have heart glasses, a belt buckle and ONE gold chain, knowing this broke fool I bet that chain is made from aluminium, thereâs no bling on his fingers meaning he failed Pimp 101, man such a simp he lost his diamonds to drug addict eboy spider-man, his purple shirt and white trousers looks nice but it makes him look like a rich white boy who still suck on his mamaâs tits, bro has a heart shaped belt buckle so large itâs triple his dick size, them shoes so weak he should be in prison.
Valentino so fashionless that an invisible man from The Powerpuff Girls beats him. He got drip so weak that being near the Texas Pimp Hank Hill would kill him. His pimp fit so bad that he needs lectures from The Mask featuring Jim Carryâs legendary yellow pimp fit. His red and white âcoatâ so basic that the Austin Powerâs blue and white fur coat would steal his employees in a damn snap. Imagine wearing red so bad that Willy Wonka looks like the drip king in comparison.
Boom Roasted.
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Here we go, episode 7 live reactions:
- WEâRE STARTING WITH CRUSTYS
- Why is Percy alone?
- This was the only trap I genuinely believed they were gonna fall for now, but I guess not
- It would be weird if they did fall for it now I guess so I donât mind
- He is looking Crusty ngl
- Oh the secret passage is here interesting
- This guy is seriously scary lol
- He gives Willy Wonka vibes lol
- This is the first time I really noticed how much they had to tone it down for Disney
- THE RED BALL FOR CERBERUS
- Leah is amazing
- That was such a sad flashback :(
- Where did Grover go
- Annabeth just petting Cerberus đ„č
- They definitely didnât have time to negotiate with Charon regarding how many things they have to fit in this episode but Iâm kinda sad about it
- Grover is not panicked enough for losing that pearl, the way Iâd have a huuuuuge panic attack đ
- Baby Percy thinking Sally just doesnât want to homeschool him while she just canât homeschool him and have an income đ
- The lost souls are scary đ
- Would Hazel look like this as well?
- WHAT IF THEY WERE TALKING TO HAZEL THATâD BE SO FUNNY BUT ACTUALLY SAD
- Now theyâre making Annabeth look like the traitor but not wanting to be one đ
- What is she actually regretting tho? Letting Percy send Medusaâs head to the gods? It must be more right?
- Oh good thinking Percy
- THE LIGHTNING BOLT
- Slay Grover
- Sally is gorgeous đ
- âI would never do this to youâ IM CRYING
- I feel so bad for Percy and Sally đ
- Oh I love Hades
- Why is she just a gold statue like a decor đ
- âWHY DO THEY ALWAYS THINK THAT HADES IS THE BAD GUY, maybe itâs the decorâ - Hades in tlt musical
- I love Hades sm đ
- Did they mention Kronos this early in the books? It does make sense they do it in the show already
- Hades getting real uncomfortable about his dad lol
- HOLD FAST đ
- Wait can Sally make it rain
- HOLD UP IS THAT POSEIDON
- THAT IS POSEIDON
- WHAT
- I liked it better when Poseidon was an absentee dad that just simped for Sally occasionally, yes sometimes I do just want 2 dimensional characters đ
- Iâm so excited for the season finale
I know my take on Poseidon is wild and Iâm not 100% on board with it, but at least if they make the gods âredeemableâ make Athena âredeemableâ as well (redeemable being said very lightly lol)
#I was severely let down by Crusty#but I shouldnât be surprised#they definitely didnât have enough time#and also#it was GRUESOME in the books#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#rrverse#annabeth chase#grover underwood#walker scobell#hades#sally jackson#poseidon#leah sava jeffries#pjo show#pjotv#pjo series#percy jackson show
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My biggest flex is I NEVER Simped for the Onceler OR Willy Wonka
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Any Willy Wonka Simps
CONFESS TO THE MAN HIMSELF & I SHALL GIVE YOU MERCY /hj
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don't we all ;)
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More Reading Thoughts: Many Partings
Oh, oh oh oh, the chapter title is a mirror to the Fellowship chapter âMany Meetingsâ, donât touch me I am cri
Aragorn: âHello! Donât ask; I know you want to go back home.â Frodo: âI do. I want to see Bilbo even more. I was sad to see he didnât come with the others.â Aragorn: âWell, heâs getting really old, dude.â Frodo: âEXACTLY WHY I NEED TO GO.â
In which Arwen gives Frodo her golden ticket to Willy Wonkaâs chocoâI mean Valinor
Oh and he also gets another necklace
Eeeeyyy resolution to Eomer and Gimliâs little spat!
Eomer and Gimli are the politest, most gentlemanly simps ever
I love how much effort the book puts into acknowledging how honored Theoden was. Eowynâs fear was that her family would be disgraced and forgotten, with no more dignity than a peasant living in a dirty thatched hut, but all this pomp and circumstance proves that the line of Eorl is still honored and respected and loved.
GHAN-BURI-GHAN
THE CHAD AND HIS HOMIES RETURN
HELLO I LOVE YOU WE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE GOODBYE
I got so emotional about the drums, bruh, thatâs literally beautiful ;~;
MERRRYYYYY *sobs*
I LOVE YOU MY SON. AAAAHHHH TToTT
âHAIL, EOMER, KING OF THE MARK!â
Theyâre in good hands.
Trothplighted! Now THATâS a word!!
Aww, Eowyn and Faramir got engaged in Rohan! Thatâs cute :-3
Well there go all my goofy headcanons about Eomer being a cranky, overprotective brother and giving Faramir the side-eye. Even he just likes him automatically. Bummer. And here I was hoping for some funny family drama!
Eowyn: âWhaddya think of that, former crush? :-3â Aragorn: âCouldnât be prouder :-Dâ
Okay yeah so when I read the last chapter, I wrote this thing at 3 AM like âkinda not digging how the book barely mentions what angst Elrond would be feeling over never seeing his daughter again ever; even the movies take the time to explore that (even if they paint Elrond as the bad guy who gets in the way of love)â, but at least here Tolkien gives us a mention of it. Thatâs nice. Please donât just ignore Elrondâs feelings, the manâs been through enough.
OOH! A gift?? A gift for Merry??? Iâm very interestedâ!!
GASP ITâS THE HORN
THATâS GONNA BE VERY IMPORTANT ISNâT IT
PRETTY SURE IâM REMEMBERING SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCOURING OF THE SHIRE AND THE HORN BEING VERY IMPORTANT
Aaaand they all hug! Awww!! TTuTT Iâm gonna have so much fun drawing this LOL
âAnd they drank the stirrup-cupâ. Thanks to this line and Google, I have now learned a thing about the traditions of the Scottish Highlanders.
Legolas, upon visiting a cave: âWelp, you beat me. I like caves now.â
TREEBEEEEEARD!!
QUICKBEEEEEEEAAAMM!!!
MY FAVORITE TREES I LOVE YOU GUYS
In which Treebeard cusses out orcs in Entish
In which Treebeard admits that he bored Saruman nearly to death!!
Oof, thatâs not the smartest thing youâve ever done, King Tree olâ pal. But I forgive you. I wonât call mercy a weakness.
I love the mental image of Quickbeam bowing âlike a tree bending in the windâ. They are not VERY bendable, but they can be a little bit!
There are no Entings :-C
Gimli, begrudgingly: âFINE Iâll visit the forest, I guess.â
Gimli calling them âmy hobbitsâ noooo đđđđ«đ€§đđ
STOP SAYING âI fear we shall never meet againâ, ITâS MAKING ME SAD
Bye, Legolas; bye, Gimli! Love ya both, you hilarious nerds.
Merry and Pippin get one last drink with Treebeard! Yaaaay!! 8-D
Bye, King Tree, I love you!
Aragorn threatening to spy on Pippin and call him back in service to Minas Tirith is hilarious and very on-brand
Ooh, red sunset and a green flameâŠwow.
Thatâs so evocative and I canât find the words to express why.
Bye, Aragorn. Love ya, long man.
Well, well, well! Bo and lehold, look what the cat drug in! Itâs Saruman!
Me when Saruman chews out Gandalf: LOL
Me when Saruman breathes wrongly in Galadrielâs direction: oh heâs dead 8-.
Yâknow, itâs funny. Grimaâs fear of leaving Saruman is a lot like the fear people often have of leaving abusive relationships. However, Grima has everything heâd need to actually make a departure, things that other people stuck in abusive relationships might notâa support system, financial freedom, another place to stay, and people who would help and protect himâand yet he chooses none of it, and goes back to his oppressor. Fascinating.
OOP. OKAY SARUMAN TALKING TO THE HOBBITS NOW, EVERYBODY SHUT UP.
Saruman: âYou cruel little urchins. Come to mock an old beggar, have you? Iâll bet you wouldnât even give me a bit of pipe weed.â Frodo: âI would if I had any.â
That is the KINDEST 1000 IQ gigachad own I have EVER seen. Frodo like, âI have gone through untold hell, but you canât make me cruel to you, no matter how much you try.â LIFE GOAL: BE LIKE FRODO
And Merry like, âHere, Iâve got some pipeweed, you can have it back.â My favorite hobbits, everyone. The chads. The absolute legends.
*mutters to self* âIf your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; and in doing this, you will heap burning coals on his headâŠâ
Merryâs sarcastic âthank you!â to the curse on the Southfarthing tho Xâ-D
Merry: âCan I have my bag back?â Saruman, a petty wet sock: âNOâ
I wonder if the Shire has a thing where you can like. Sue for damages to person or property. âCause that seems to be what Pippin is implying here by âwhat about our claim for kidnapping usâ. In which case, Pippin half-joking about suing a wizard is VERY HECKING FUNNY
Also would like to point out that Sam didnât say a word until Saruman was gone. I can only imagine he was just sitting in the background glaring at him the whole time.
Aaaand they let him go. Hahaha. Doom.
In which Gandalf, Galadriel, Celeborn, and Elrond speak in telepathy, wooo~
In which Sam still wants to see Elves, even after heâs been riding with Elves this whole time
BILBOOOOOOOOOO
BILBO MY LOVE IâVE MISSED YOU
Just the fact that the hobbits run to find him without taking off their coats or eating or washing up. Thatâs like charging into a house to see somebody, with your coat and shoes still on, leaving dirt on the carpet but neither of you care. Itâs so emotional and full of love and I just aaaaahhhhâ đ„čđđ„čđ€§đ
Bilbo will never not be competitive, LOL! âI wanna be older than the Old Took!â
âHow splendid! How wonderful! But where were we?â Bilbo I love you
âYeah I was invited to Aragornâs wedding and all that, but I was busy and I didnât want to pack.â BILBO I LOVE YOU
âDidnât go to the wedding because I couldnât be arsedâ is such a HUGE MOOD
Ohh, the melancholy of watching the weather changing and knowing youâll soon have to leave
Also Frodo and Sam same brain
âExcept the Sea.â Stopppp Iâm gonna cryâ
âTo their delight, Gandalf said: âI think I shall come too. At least as far as Bree. I want to see Butterbur.ââ AND ROAST HIS TOES
Aww Bilbo getting old and forgetful. It hurts, but itâs so sweet ;u;
âMay come in useful, if you think of getting married, Sam.â 8-D 8-D 8-D hahaha yesss, tease the boy
Bilbo: âI donât have gifts for you.â Pippin: âOkay, but consider: what if we sass you?â Bilbo: âHaha, you make me so proud! I lied. Have some pipes.â
Bilbo: âB-T-dubs, whereâs my ring?â Frodo: âEr, I kind of threw it into a volcano, Bilbo.â Bilbo: âOh, yes, thatâs right! Thatâs what the whole thing was about, isnât it? Silly me.â
Bilbo being just as interested in oliphaunts as Sam ;u;
REPRISE OF âTHE ROAD GOES EVER ON!â SHUT UP I CRI
Just the way they let him nap for a while before talking again. Itâs such natural comedy, and also very sweet and warm and full of love and just aaaaahhhh
Also Frodo agreeing to finish Bilboâs work. Thereâs something so emotional about that. Makes me think of Christopher and all the work he did to preserve his fatherâs notesâŠI wonder if he ever made the connection himself. I wonder if he saw himself as his dadâs Frodo.
And we end with some foooooreshadowingâŠ.
Friendly reminder to everyone who complains that the RotK movie has like five different endings and thatâs too many: The book is worse. The book is so, SO much worse. đ€Ł
#aragorn#frodo baggins#arwen#eomer#gimli#eowyn#theoden#ghan-buri-ghan#the woses#meriadoc brandybuck#merry#faramir#elrond#legolas#treebeard#quickbeam#saruman#peregrin took#pippin#galadriel#celeborn#grima wormtongue#samwise gamgee#bilbo baggins#lord of the rings#lotr#my writing#assorted thoughts
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