#simp for willy wonka

[xieren-iy]

[xieren-iy]

#same

confession: i rewatched a childhood favourite, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) last night, and let me tell you. tiny Star was right to be obsessed with that freak Willy Wonka. there is something wrong with him that gets funnier the more times you watch it 🙈🙈🙈

[wonkagifs]

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971) dir. by Mel Stuart

[silverchainbee]

Why is it that I just knew the second I saw the trailer for Wonka (2023) I would be simping for Timothée Chalamet? I've never once obsessed over him in any of his movies beyond a passing acknowledgement of his attractiveness. But the second I see his slightly crazed, optimistic, singing self I'm gone.

I think I have a type.

[xieren-iy]

the more you talk abt him no matter good or bad it's just gonna make me simp and giggle

am i the only one like… when i watch those edgy youtube conspiracy theories about sErIaL KiLleR WiLlY wOnKa it makes me simp for him even harder… when they try to make wonka sound threatening and terrifying… pronounce his name in a dramatic voice with silly creepy music in the background… im like: okay he can put me in the taffy puller and i’d be glad about it

[i-love-dopamine]

I just watched the new Wonka movie where Wonka is played my Timothée Chalamet who also played Elio in call me by your name. Fuck me dude im such a simp for this man. You cannot expect me to sit and watch him look into the camra, and say in a smooth, deep voice "if you want her so sigh..." Glance down, and continue with "show a little thigh~" and be ok after. I almost fell in the hallway leaving the theater bc my legs were weak and i was light headed STILL even though it had been like an hour later. "I dont really like the new Charlie and the chocolate factory movie bc its ruining the books for me" fuck you look at this man and tell me he isnt the most beautiful person you have ever seen.

[lexieriusseriously]

people are always in disbelief when I say willy wonka is my all time favourite character. people simping and rooting for the morally black, extremely questionable characters and no one bats an eye. but when I say I love willy wonka (who's his canon significant crime is mutilating/disfiguring TWO children) society calls me insane

[verosvault]

A Compilation of my Favorite Brennan Bits from the New "Make Some Noise" Episode! ;D

🚨 SPOILERS FOR MAKE SOME NOISE SEASON 2 FINALE!!!🚨

Make Some Noise Season 2

Episode 15 "Two Grizzled Fisherman Compare Scar Stories"

Timestamps: I'm putting these at the bottom since I made a compilation and I put multiple scenes together! ;D ;333

Video Length: 3min. & 12sec.

Timestamps!!

These are just my favorite Brennan Bits from the episode! 😆😆😁😁❤️❤️ (I'm a bit of a Brennan simp. We all know this. 💀✋)

00:18 Brennan Entrance Bit

11:21 Brennan's real feelings about our loosey goosey point system

13:24 Elvish Presley Callback!

13:38 Susan Hamburger Queen callback from Season 1! 😆

13:53 Psychic Pirate

14:08 Tiny Tim at Marti Gras! 😂

14:41 Brennan is Grant O'Brien 😂

27:29 Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

28:03 Sam gives the point to Brennan :p

29:13 "Mons Prodia" lie about Mensa Taint 💀

29:22 Brennan tells Zac that he made that one up! 😭✋

29:45 "Peanut Butter Swamp!" Fredo Callback from Season 1

35:19 Brennan is winner 😋

[xieren-iy]

Do y’all remember this blog? Looking through this blog was the last push I needed to make a Willy Wonka Fanblog myself.

Anyways they haven’t updated in 7 years I hope they’re living a good life. I wonder what’s to become of all us who run a Willy Wonka fan page. Will we spontaneously remember our blogs and chuckle? Or will we be horrified of what we used to be?

Anyways-

[xieren-iy]

yes.

yes we do

[chaifootsteps]

Log Anon here

While some of it might not make sense, I’m gonna roast the hell of outta Valentino dripless ass.

Bro looks like he can’t get within 500 feet of a school, he looks like the type of guy to expose himself to strangers in alleyways, bro so poor he uses his damn wings for a coat, his ass stole the Drip King Sir Pentious top hat and wore it worse, guy got the worlds biggest neck beard and it goes the full 360, he got them red dyed dentures, he’s a moth but he’s just the stick figure I drew in kindergarten, man be literally seeing red with red eyes and rose tinted glasses.

How can someone be a pimp and only have heart glasses, a belt buckle and ONE gold chain, knowing this broke fool I bet that chain is made from aluminium, there’s no bling on his fingers meaning he failed Pimp 101, man such a simp he lost his diamonds to drug addict eboy spider-man, his purple shirt and white trousers looks nice but it makes him look like a rich white boy who still suck on his mama’s tits, bro has a heart shaped belt buckle so large it’s triple his dick size, them shoes so weak he should be in prison.

Valentino so fashionless that an invisible man from The Powerpuff Girls beats him. He got drip so weak that being near the Texas Pimp Hank Hill would kill him. His pimp fit so bad that he needs lectures from The Mask featuring Jim Carry’s legendary yellow pimp fit. His red and white ‘coat’ so basic that the Austin Power’s blue and white fur coat would steal his employees in a damn snap. Imagine wearing red so bad that Willy Wonka looks like the drip king in comparison.

Boom Roasted.

[booksanddarkchocolate]

Here we go, episode 7 live reactions:

- WE’RE STARTING WITH CRUSTYS

- Why is Percy alone?

- This was the only trap I genuinely believed they were gonna fall for now, but I guess not

- It would be weird if they did fall for it now I guess so I don’t mind

- He is looking Crusty ngl

- Oh the secret passage is here interesting

- This guy is seriously scary lol

- He gives Willy Wonka vibes lol

- This is the first time I really noticed how much they had to tone it down for Disney

- THE RED BALL FOR CERBERUS

- Leah is amazing

- That was such a sad flashback :(

- Where did Grover go

- Annabeth just petting Cerberus 🥹

- They definitely didn’t have time to negotiate with Charon regarding how many things they have to fit in this episode but I’m kinda sad about it

- Grover is not panicked enough for losing that pearl, the way I’d have a huuuuuge panic attack 😂

- Baby Percy thinking Sally just doesn’t want to homeschool him while she just can’t homeschool him and have an income 😭

- The lost souls are scary 😟

- Would Hazel look like this as well?

- WHAT IF THEY WERE TALKING TO HAZEL THAT’D BE SO FUNNY BUT ACTUALLY SAD

- Now they’re making Annabeth look like the traitor but not wanting to be one 😭

- What is she actually regretting tho? Letting Percy send Medusa’s head to the gods? It must be more right?

- Oh good thinking Percy

- THE LIGHTNING BOLT

- Slay Grover

- Sally is gorgeous 😍

- “I would never do this to you” IM CRYING

- I feel so bad for Percy and Sally 😭

- Oh I love Hades

- Why is she just a gold statue like a decor 😂

- “WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THINK THAT HADES IS THE BAD GUY, maybe it’s the decor” - Hades in tlt musical

- I love Hades sm 😂

- Did they mention Kronos this early in the books? It does make sense they do it in the show already

- Hades getting real uncomfortable about his dad lol

- HOLD FAST 😭

- Wait can Sally make it rain

- HOLD UP IS THAT POSEIDON

- THAT IS POSEIDON

- WHAT

- I liked it better when Poseidon was an absentee dad that just simped for Sally occasionally, yes sometimes I do just want 2 dimensional characters 😂

- I’m so excited for the season finale

I know my take on Poseidon is wild and I’m not 100% on board with it, but at least if they make the gods ‘redeemable’ make Athena ‘redeemable’ as well (redeemable being said very lightly lol)

[the-wizards-fandom-library]

I’m surprised there’s no AU based on this since…well, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has some similarities.

William Afton

Wears purple

Runs a corporation that is catered to children

Killed kids and mangled their bodies in furry robot suits.

Fucker will not die no matter what (supernatural)

Has been simped after in their community.

Willy Wonka

Wears purple (okay, so technically the Johnny Depp one didn’t but he did have purple accents)

Runs a corporation that is also catered to children.

Severely fucked up children to the point where they have supernaturally damaging bodily harm that would probably kill them or they would have been killed in the fucking factory.

Is implied by some to be supernatural due to his outrageous factory.

Has been simped after in their community.

My conclusion: Why isn’t there an Au of Charlie and the chocolate factory where it’s basically Fnaf and Willy Wonka is just William Afton but, a much smarter business man with a multi million dollar corporation.

[saytrrose]

My biggest flex is I NEVER Simped for the Onceler OR Willy Wonka

[xieren-iy]

don't we all ;)

[thekingofchocolate]

Any Willy Wonka Simps

CONFESS TO THE MAN HIMSELF & I SHALL GIVE YOU MERCY /hj