#simon fairchild my literal beloved

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mag21: freefall in a nutshell

[crossnamara]

yeah !! but you also. have to feed yourself. if you dont. well. ((:

if you were into tma i think youd be a vastard. tbh

I WANT TO VE A VASTARD PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS PLEABES /GEN

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palm tree + camelia for ask game :3

camellia �� what were you like when you were younger? do you think you’ve changed a lot?

aside from the obvious (transition) i don't think i've changed all that much, just figured myself out more. i've always been told i was a very "calm and collected" kid and teenager and i guess i still get like that during conflicts (especially with authority figures), but i've stopped cosplaying a vulcan 24/7. majorly though, not much has changed, just settled into something more well defined. i'm still a theatre kid, still obsessed with horses (horsegirl to cowboyification pipeline is real, let me tell you), still like writing and still value friendships above anything else

palm tree ⇢ do you have a fictional villain you shouldn’t like but love regardless?

i don't actually think i "shouldn't" like any of these, that's just silly, but here are the ones that came to mind:

Peter Lucas (tma); Eagle (w.bg); Lady Mowbray (tmagp); Ianthe Tridentarius (tlt); Ty Betteridge (w.bg); Simon Fairchild (tma); Yellow (malevolent); the Thistle woman from alice isn't dead, i don't recall what her official name is; Desire and Despair from the sandman (the show, still haven't gotten around to the comics), Sergey Razumovsky and Oleg Volkov from bubble comics, but everyone loves them, that's a given (i watched the movies and am slowly getting into the comics. i can feel the hyperfixation setting in and i'm trying to pace myself); and Woland the literal devil, my beloved (the master and margarita. book version, haven't seen either adaptation)

i'm so sorry, this is ridiculously long. thanks for the ask!!

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don't mind me im just over here obsessing over the vast

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My TMA episode ratings:

21: *puts this episode at the top of the list why I don’t want to skydive* I don’t really like Simon Fairchild tbh, sorry to all the stans. 4/10

22: MAHTIN <3 <3 <3 i fucking love the shenanigans of the start of this and the absolute dread of the last half. Poor thing. 7/10

23: very slow start, but i rather like the ending. The description of ‘Johann’s steps’ is worth it for me. 5/10

24: oh calliope organ, my beloved. so horrible and cruel. quite like this one, but this clip of sasha just makes me sad now lol. also dolls are creepy, don’t let this statement giver tell you otherwise. 8/10

25: rather boring statement regarding The Dark. almost has too many details? if that makes sense? the interesting for me is mostly in the post research and its ties to future plot things. 4/10

26: SASHAA~ such a great statement, I love her descriptions and determination to confront Michael. who btw is my favourite monster in the early seasons. so damn creepy and genuinely scary imo, takes uncanny valley and literally stretches it out of proportion. 10/10

27: i HATE this episode (complimentary) it’s so frustrating and awful. 9/10

28: Melanie is a great character and “silk will not stitch the butchers meat” IS SO FUCKING RAW i love it so much. Overall a very very good episode, love when different entities fight. 10/10

29: very tense episode, a good unique draw and premise. The description of the ‘swap’ is so gut churning I love it. Poor intern that had to write this down, it makes me laugh every-time. 9/10

30: all The Flesh episodes in the beginning are so… sticky. Make me feel gross since you have no idea why the body horror ramps up soo fast. Its like nothing nothing nothing then /boom/ giant flesh pit. 7/10

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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ♥️

tell me, forever - it's a really ambitious undertaking and i know it's been a good long while since i updated but i do have plans and i like doing something more longform

Gratia Plena - all hail the bfu detective thriller literally my golden work

All My Work, All My Life - this is one of those "i have ten million headcanons about a character so i'm gonna try and document them in one place" character study fics that i love doing and y'all know i have Thoughts about my beloved hiram

The Terrible Teething - that one was just fun because writing in lemony's style was a neat lil challenge

Simon Says - in the editing stages of this so no link yet but i have Thoughts about simon fairchild and peter lukas and i will forcefeed them to everyone i know

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Here are my thoughts cascading while listening to MAG 200: (FINALE SPOILERS)

Jon you fuck

Shing knife

Monologue monologue

Angry Jon!!!

Get his ass

Whack whack whack

Ben Meredith I love your acting

What an ugly death sound :)

JONNNN

The voice editinnggggg

Monologue monologue

Okay but the sound design throughout this monologue is Beautiful

His voice like literally came through the tape, it's so impressive the difference from the first season to the fifth thank you sound editors of RQ

Haha the eye is an idiot

APOTHEOSES

Martin my beloved

Jon sounds So Calm and it HURTS

ALEXANDER J NEWALL STOP GOOD VOICE ACTING

He Sounds so HURT NOO

I knew you'd lie to me :(((

YOU SWORE TO ME

OUCH OUCH JON PLEASE

The tapes in the background!!!!

THEN I'LL DIE

He cry!!!!

WHERE YOU GO I GO FUCKER

Together?🥺 Together bitch

NO BUT I LOVE YOU

Alexander you liar

The tapes spooling!!!!!

My heart is pounding

THE LESBIANS STAY WINNNINGGGG

So what happened

Simon Fairchild !!!! That's so fuckin funny

The Admiral hell yes!!! Okay this is the one true good ending

The ominous music!!!! Basira my Beloved!!!

[spitmillk]

1. the vast

2. the buried

3. the eye

4. the piper, lost johns' cave, a sturdy lock, angler fish, concrete jungle, revelation, oh god and literally all of them there's so many that i love i can't name them all

5. jon, mahtin, simon fairchild, nikola orsinov, oliver banks, worm girl❤️, helen and michael, michael crew, daisy, breekon and hope

6. jon and martin, gertrude and gerry, and also daisy and basira, mikaele salesa, tim

7. monster pig boy, joshua gillespie, clueless plumber, lionel elliot and his students, graham notebookeater, actual real life historical figure wilfred owen, evil edmund halley, idk there's so many

8. ex altiora, the coffin, the random skin pages found around the archive, the web lighter, nikola's fun shit, ugh also so many things idk

9. peter lukas is a great character but that doesn't make me wanna smack him in the mouth any less

10. when i started the magnus archives and listened to angler fish for the very first time i was just sitting there gaping in shock that i had found a podcast that so well suited exactly what i like

11. jonmartin my beloved

12. i'd say breekon and hope but c'mon they're canon so uhhhhh gerry and michael is interesting

TMA QUESTIONNAIRE

Cuz I'm bored. Please reblog with your answers.

1. Entity you serve

2. Entity that would consume you

3. Enities that would mark you.

4. Top 5 episodes

5. Fave Avatars

6. Fave regular character(s)

7. Fave lesser known character(s)

8. Fave object/artifact

9. Least fave character

10. Episode that hooked you.

11. Favorite canon ship

12. Favorite non canon ship

[the-interidiot]

i was going to say i already feed myself but the way you phrased it makes me fear you mean something other than yummy sandwiches. /silly

if you were into tma i think youd be a vastard. tbh

I WANT TO VE A VASTARD PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS PLEABES /GEN