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OK, household two! If you remember me saying something about "familiar faces" in a previous post from ages ago - here are two of them: Lazlo Curious and Erin Beaker, who are the two elders in the back.
In my game, when I was testing my mod cut and new genetics system in Strangetown not too long ago (and this is why I decided NOT to use Triplets & Quads in the end) Pascal's voidling baby turned out to be quads: the four black-haired sims in the grey gowns. From left to right, they are Kite, Alice, Varris and Tallia. The two blond guys are Vidcund's twins, Aaron and Hastain.
Both Pascal and Vidcund died in childbirth (another mod I then decided I was going to stick to my original plan of not using) and I wanted to take that storyline and run with it, writing it into the family's backstory as a lab accident. Lazlo - along with his pathmate Erin and close family friend Nicodemus Muenda - had to step up to raise the six kids.
Thirty-seven starbands (three full seasonal years) later, they're here in the Lake Lulla region. No, I haven't figured out why yet, and the voidlings haven't developed individual backstories/traits at the moment. I will be letting that develop through play. Either way, the younger generation are working as acquisitions, as indicated by the grey outfits; elders who arrived after the Starband of Fate have been granted honorary citizenship, so Erin and Lazlo get brighter outfits.
They're not the only premades who've found homes in my game, and there will also be a number of sims from other people's games appearing in later posts. For now, though, I'm sick of CAS and it's bedtime, so night night. :)
#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#kulo sena#kulo sena bts#kulo sena: intro#sim: lazlo#sim: erin#sim: aaron#sim: alice#sim: hastain#sim: tallia#sim: kite#sim: varris
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i have this vision, you see, of The Weed Incident at the Magnus Institute.
tim, bless his heart, had decided to get into baking after meeting sasha, and they bonded over their love of… cosmic brownies. so, tim brought some in one day, so they could spend a day at work with their mystery mouskatool doing most of the heavy lifting. that was the plan.
martin, bless his soul, had it in him to believe that — upon seeing the brownies — they had been baked for the archive staff, and that they were to be shared.
yes. he passed them around. but he didn’t get one — he kept saying that he had had one already, just in case someone guilted themselves out of a sweet treat — no. he had to be the one to watch hell freeze over.
everyone in the archives, even jon, was enjoying tim’s goodies. tim was enjoying tim’s goodies. with sasha.
it was a day to be marked in the workplace yearbooks.
#i hope my vision gets across clearly#and i cant stop thinking about it#it was a complete accident and martin got the entire archival staff off their asses#all high as kites#incredible.#tma#tmagp fanart#tmp podcast#tmp#tma podcast#the magnus protocol#the magnus institute#the magnus archives#the magnus universe#tmagp#jonathan sims#tim stoker#martin blackwood#martin k blackwood#tma shitpost
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I devolved into refreshing Cherry's save file today. Does that mean I'll get some Cherry Bubbles game play in? Maybe.
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356)A place wher the wind blows (pose and kite acc)
TISTORY / PATREON
#game#ts4#sims 4#sims 4 cc#ts4 cc#sims 4 cc free#sims 4 pose#ts4 cc free#ts4 pose#simblr#sims 4 kite#ts4 kite#sims 4 solo pose#ts4 solo pose#sims 4 poses#ts4 poses#sims 4 couple pose#ts4 couple pose#sims 4 kite pose#ts4 kite pose#sims 4 cc finds#ts4 cc finds#sims 4 scrennshot#ts4 screenshot
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How many people here have an oc shipped with revali that can kick his ass
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now you may noticed that I raised my hand
#Revali#the legend of zelda#botw#rito#rito oc#This post includes me because im a sim-#Jayen I’m lookin at Kite.#I know you’re reading this jayen#Jayen I ship kitevale plz make more#Krystalla isn’t actually mentioned but she can still beat soleno’s a-
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Let's go (question mark?)
#I say let's go because I spent like 30 minutes being shown how this program works by kite#and I still don't quite get it#but we'll see maybe I'll have a breakthrough over the weekend#dating sim#brunel the murder bunny#no his sprite isn't done yet leave me alone
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(SEMI) CHARMED KIND of LIFE EPISODE 0: PILOT, PART III
#Sims Story#TS4 Story#Story Simblr#TS4#TS4 Edit#Sims 4 Edit#Realm of Magic#Glimmerbrook#Charm Family#(Semi) Charmed Kind of Life#SCKoL#Minerva Charm#Gemma Charm#Damien Charm#Gemma absolutely named her familiar after Morpheus's raven in the Sandman cause she's the ROMANTICIZE EVERYTHING girl#If Gemma had a tumblr account 100% it would be her crying and keysmashing over LQ gifs of sensitive sad bois#With Paper Kites lyrics in the captions#Non Spoilery Spoiler: We're gonna attempt to explore the expectations vs reality dichotomy with this character a lot#Minerva in the background trying to keep her daughter from making stupid mistakes & being disappointed by life: [nervous hand wringing]#Semi-Charmed Story
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this is not the exact one I watched but I saw one of these "dish scape" things at someone's house who actually has TV (like they pay for dish/cable instead of just watching stuff online) and I think they're meant to be relaxing atmospheric stuff that you mostly ignore, but I sat there for 35 minutes watching absolutely engrossed.. further proof that I genuinely think my brain is incapable of experiencing boredom lol..
#IT'S BECAUSE there's so many little details that like you can spend minutes just scanning every corner of the image and taking it all in and#you keep finding new things! like 'oh I didn't know that blade of grass moved!' or 'I didnt see that bucket before!'. And then on top of#so many details - some things genuinely do change. The one I saw was a Beach house scene and sometimes a bird would fly by or ONE TIME kite#came out of nowhere. a sandcastle built and unbuilt itself. there's a firepit and it comes on when the sky changes from day to afternoon!!#this is like watching a sports game to me. I need weird detail oriented friends who will sit for 20 minutes staring at a barely moving pict#ure & cheer and clap with me when a seagull flies across the screen ghgj.. THERE HE IS!!!! etc!! and there's just so much to think about!!#Like how the images are layered or animated and the choices that were made (like I think the sunrise and sunset sky background images for t#e beachouse are just the same picture flipped and recolored) and trying to predict what's going to happen next (will the lights in the hous#turn off for night time? will another bird show up??) etc! I even got up at one point to walk close to the screen and get a better view of#hese paintings that were visible through the beachhouse windows. and then thinking about building a similar home in the sims! OR ALSO THIS#WOULD BE SUCH A COOL medium I think to tell a story! Like you upload a video to youtube that is framed just as a completely average moving#screensaver ambiance type of thing. It's like 7 hours long and mostly loops the same still image. However. over time at certain points you#can see some thing happen like watching characters interact through the windows. animals or people walk across the screen. certain elements#in the environment morph or change. etc. In such a way that an entire like plot is conveyed. maybe like fantasy mystery sort of thing. I WI#SH I could do this style of art / had friends who could or had money to pay somebody to. I would LOVE to collaborate on a weird surreal#It's Just Your Average Slowly Looping Moving Screensaver Video I Promise' type story.. jjhhgHH.. Or even just making one of these set in so#me of my fantasy world environments. not as a secret thing with easter eggs that tell a story but just literally an image like this tha#moves over time and etc. HHRRGRGHhhhhGG.. ANYWay!! I had to actually turn it off not because I was bored but because it was distracting me#. which is funny since again. I think for most people it's meant to be a 'just leave it on in the background' type of thing that's bland an#neutral . But it was just making me think too much ghjgh.. This is why I can't go to amusement parks or nightclubs bars or concerts like..#a moving screensaver image is too overstimulating to my brain. Could you imagine me going to an environment just full of sensory informatio#like loud noises poeple talking flashing lights etc. etc. ? hghghb... Visiting a grocery store at a slightly busy hour is like my upper lim#it... Anyway.. everything is just so interesting to me. Even if I was locked in a room alone I would have plenty to think about & amu#se myself. I am also a hater definitely like I'm a very analytical person who is critical of society and systems & everything that exists#and even generally am just very opionated and have distinct preferences - so just because everything is INTERESTING does not mean I LIKE or#enjoy everything or never get tired of/annoyed by situations or ideas or etc. But it's more just like.. I literally dont think I could ever#be bored because of the way my brain works and also I approach life with elements of childlike whimsy and constant obsessive curiosity and#attention to detail. so as much as I am an analytical bore I also love everything and the world is fascinating at all times. lol.. duality#of man. if you get it then you get it. ANYWAY.. wanted to ramble abt it. I don't like the above video as much as the one I actually saw but#I couldn't find the beach one online.. BUt.. aaHH! best viewed whilst talking to yourself narrating/cheering! ALSO I want to make one!!!
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🪩Download🪩(Patreon - Free from 29th January 2024)
January is a bit rubbish (my birthday aside) as we're just following the glitter explosion that is Christmas and Hogmonay, so I thought it would be fun to do a 70s Glam inspired set to brighten things up a little. It was a very popular runner-up on a recent poll and I did promise, so here it is!!
Descriptions below:
Fire & Rain Gown - A low-cut, glittered-out gown that's perfect for those glitzy parties or if you're Cher going to Tescos.
Fire & Rain Dress - A kite-hem version of the Fire & Rain gown. Perfect for those glitzy parties or if you're Cher going to Tescos...in warmer weather.
Jaclyn Jumpsuit - A halter-jumpsuit with a rope belt and two-tone options. A conversation starter at any party...unless someone else is wearing it in a nicer colour.
Jackie Romper - A sister romper to the Jaclyn jumpsuit. See above description, but in warmer weather.
Manero Shirt - Show them your moves in this silk shirt! This shirt is sewn up the front, because sims found it simply irresistable and several buttons were ripped and went flying on our prototypes.
Night Fever Flares - Bust a move in these flares! Sure, they're so tight you might bust something else, but you never know until you try!
Show the ladies, gents and nonbinary hotties that you've got money to spend with this big, gold chain!
What does the 70s glamazon and 90s sitcom mom have in common? A fabulous bobbed blowout just like this. Show off your staple style from discos through to diapers!
Dazzle your friends and temporarily stun your enemies in this incredibly polished earring and necklace set inlaid with your favourite precious stones.
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Do you ever look at someone and think, you had a very entertaining Sims narrative
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Absolutely everything I want to see for the next few years of The Sims 4: an extensive and giant list to check back in the next few years
update wishes:
UI update (even on CAS, why are we at 2 columns by default yet with so many packs released)
wants and fears system better connected with traits and aspirations
aspiration overhaul
plantsim overhaul
mermaids overhaul
new textures for the leaves on the ground during autumn in seasons (ik this is very specific but it bugs me so much)
collections like sims 2
riskier fires
animated elevators
disabilities
allergies
living in the same lot as a business
picture frames out of screenshots
overall wishes:
less rabbitholes
better animations for the little things (pulling a chair while sitting down, entering the elevator instead of vanishing, etc)
sims to react better to what is currently happening (standing up for wedding entrances, looking at eachother while sat, stuff like that)
new features wishes:
create a world
fairies
hobbies as a system with new features (ballet, karate classes and kites for kids, skateboarding for teens, dance classes and pottery for adults, bingo for elders, etc)
hotels and resorts where you can also run your own hotel
cars.......... fixer uppers, school buses, taxis
driving lessons, bus passes, etc
on stage: bands (with new instruments), magic shows, kids recitals, concerts and music festivals
bands to be able to host auditions, set rehearsals, go to the recording studio, sell merch, go on tour
a sports pack: separated skills with new kinds of sports: gym equipment, soccer, volleyball, golfing (with retrocompatibility with high school years and university)
parks stuff: for kids: see-saw, roundabout, bouncy castles, trampolines, merry-go-round for older sims: fun-houses, roller coasters, ridable ferris wheels, target shooting
a time travel pack: travel to the past and end up in strangetown of the sims 2 timeline or to the future and go to a dystopian world with ZOMBIES
zombies!!!! (with compatibility with life & death, with a grim phone like the one in sims 2 or something)
underwater exploration (with smntg fixed to give new features to mermaids and island living)
imaginary friends
a travel based exploration pack, like world adventures and bon voyage
more interactive museums 'cause i wanna live my animal crossing fantasies
more playable careers
burglars
an alien world based on sixam
summer camp with lots of new activities (archery, log rolling, canoeing)
supermarkets and grocery stores (or maybe even drugstores)
this thing
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MASTERLIST AND REQUESTS
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❀ All my storys are here! ❀
REQUESTS! OPEN!
I try not to ignore any requests but tumblr has been deleting some before I could even start the draft so im sorry if your request hasnt came through :(
Disclaimer! If gender is unspecified in the request it will be chosen by me.
❀ What I'll write! ❀
♡Any gender
♡Any characters
♡Headcanons and fics/oneshots
♡Yandere x reader/ Character x Yandere reader
♡Romantic will be aged up and platonic doesnt really matter the age
♡I only write for south park sorry
❀ What i wont write! ❀
♡Character x character im selfish
♡Character x oc again im selfish
♡No poly relationships i dont really know how to portray that sorry
♡Smut i cant take it seriously tbh
♡Adult x child (unless platonic) self explanatory
♡Incest or like weird shit bc im normal
I post every Wednesday :D
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ONESHOTS!
-Unbearable.
❀Kyle x a Mute! Rebellious! Fem! Reader❀
Kyle helps a girl he's been keeping his eye on, not knowing it will change his perspective of her permanently. (AGED UP)
-Her highness.
❀Princess Kenny x Fem! Knight! Reader❀
Y/n asks Princess Kenny to be her Queen. (AGED UP)
-Y/n's coffee catastrophe!
❀Tweek x Coworker! GN! Reader❀
Y/n's first day on the job!! How hard can it be? (AGED UP)
-How I met your mother
❀Kyle broflovski x Fem! Reader❀
How kyle broflovski met his now wife. (AGED UP)
-I just can't live with out you
❀Kenny mccormick x Fem! Reader❀
He really does love her, don't you think? (AGED UP)
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FANFICS!
-Pretty in Pink!
❀Yandere South park x a Girly! Fem! Reader❀
A cute popular girl vs. highschoolers, Can Y/n win their hearts over? (AGED UP TO 18 AND OVER)
-Chapter 1
-Chapter 3
-Better in Red
-Chapter 4
-Chapter 5
-Yandere headcanons (TW)
-Chapter 6
-Chapter 7
-Bathing Kenny headcanons
-Kyle shopping headcanons
-Chapter 8
-Choose your Soulmate!
Old name: Choose your character
❀Yandere south park x reader❀
Y/n finds themself playing a cute dating sim that includes lots of hot LIs! What could go wrong? GN! AGED UP!
-Tutorial
-Level one
-Level two
-Level Three
-Level four
-Level five
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HEADCANONS!
❀Smoking 🍃❀
-Smoking 🍃 with Stan, Kyle and Kenny
Smoking zaza with Stan, Kyle and Kenny. (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
-Smoking 🍃 with Craig, Clyde and Tweek
Smoking zaza with Craig, Clyde and Tweek (GN AGED UP)
-Smoking 🍃 with Damien thorn
Smoking zaza with Damien thorn (GN AGED UP)
❀Honest dating hcs❀
-Honest dating headcanons
What i think dating show accurate Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny would be like. (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
-Honest dating headcanons Part 2
What i think dating show accurate Craig, Tweak, Jimmy, Tolkien and Clyde would be like (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
❀Dating headcanons❀
-Damien thorn dating headcanons
How I imagine damien thorn would be in a relationship (GENDER NEUTRAL AGED UP)
-Pip pirrip dating a female misunderstood and sweet reader
Pip pirrip dating a girl that sticks up for him.
(AGED UP)
-Mean! Jock! Stan Marsh x Weird kid! GN! Reader.
Bully! Jock! Stan marsh x Weird kid reader headcanons. GN AGED UP
-Watching a movie with Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman.
How I imagine watching a film with the main 4 (seperate) would go (GN AGED UP)
-Watching a movie with Craig, Tweek, Tolkien and Jimmy
How I imagine watching a film with the Team Craig (seperate) would go (GN AGED UP)
-Dating Clyde Donovan headcanons
How dating Clyde Donovan would go! (GN AGED UP)
-Dating Kenny Mccormick headcanons
How dating Kenny Mccormick would go! (GN AGED UP)
-Kyle dating a hispanic GN reader
Kyle with a hispanic reader! (AGED UP GN)
❀Super hero hcs❀
-Dating human kite headcanons (GN AGED UP)
-Dating mysterion headcanons (GN AGED UP)
❀Dating a girly female reader (AGED UP)❀
-Kenny dating a girly reader
-Kyle dating a girly reader
-Cartman dating a girly reader
-Stan dating a girly reader
-Stan dating headcanons part 2
-Craig dating a girly reader
-Tweek dating a girly reader
-Damien dating a girly reader
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#south park x reader#south park headcanons#kyle broflovski headcanons#kenny mccormick fluff#kenny mccormick south park#kyle broflovski fluff#kyle broflovski x reader#kyle broflovski x y/n#south park#kenny mccormick and y/n#south park masterlist#masterlist#eric cartman fluff#stan marsh#stan marsh x reader#stan marsh x y/n#stan marsh fluff#eric cartman headcanons#eric cartman x reader#south park kyle x reader#clyde donovan fluff#south park kenny x reader#south park eric cartman#south park kenny mccormick#pip pirrip x fem reader#pip pirrip x reader#yandere south park#south park fluff#kyle broflovski south park#south park kyle
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Jonathan Sims x Spiral Avatar! Reader
Knowing Jonathan Sims was… an experience. When you first met him, you were just giving a statement.
You knew he didn’t believe you at all. To be fair, you were blazingly high when the experience happened, and high when you gave your statement.
While smoking with some of your friends, you stumbled upon an old book your father, who you hated, had collected before he died. You hated that book, you hated the ominous air it gave off, how your father obsessed over it, how he mumbled passages from the book, sketch fractals on every surface in the house, and hit you with the leather cover whenever you invited his rage. You tried burying it, but somehow it always came back to your coffee table. You never even bothered to read the words on the almost transparent-it-was-so-thin pages. You hated that stupid book as much as you hated your shitty father.
So you found the stupid book, and told your friends that you couldn’t even get rid of it it; and as one of them flip through the pages, they mention how similar they were to rolling papers.
… and well, didn’t that give you a novel idea.
Page after page, after your friends left, you slowly tore and filled and rolled the thin sheets of the book, lighting up until you couldn’t even lift your head. For months, you slowly decreased the thickness of the book until only half the pages and the leather cover with that stupid stamp of “Leitner” was left.
Well and all; but each time you lit up, you saw things. Normally, when you were high, you were just relaxed, slow moving and thinking and caring; a giggling, hungry mess that rolled around on the floor and dozed in and out of consciousness. But whenever you smoke with the pages from the book, thing were different.
Shadows from the corner of your eye moved and pulsed, you heard low whispers from every direction of the room. The worst of it was all the doors you saw. So many doors that didn’t belong in your house. The curiosity to open them, to trapeze through those rooms and halls, was staggering. You were always of such low motivation, to feel the so much desire to do something (beside getting high and sleeping) was unusual. However, you were too stoned to move, so you never actually entered a door. Even when a tall thin woman in a wacky business suit threw the door opened and tried to coax you in; even when a creature resembling a man with endlessly curling blonde hair sits with you and speaks nonsense at you as you tried to comprehend your surroundings.
Whenever you did come down, things wouldn’t just return to normal; there was always a stray door that would taunt you; the sound of the man laughing ringing in your ears.
When you gave your statement, you couldn’t really give a damn about the circumstances. You were seeing weird shit, and the Magnus Institute was for telling people about weird shit that was seen. Did you care that you were going insane? Not a bit. You father went crazy when he got that book, god knows what got into your mother to copulate with the man, and you reckon that your entire lineage was severely fucked in the head. You self medicated to cope, what choice had you? Seek professional help? Open yourself up bloody and raw to a stranger who was paid to give you fake platitudes and a low grad prescription for mania? Absolutely not. And frankly you were more taken to the effects of marijuana rather than alcohol or any other kind of drug.
So yes, you were high when you went to the Institute to give your statement. And Mr. Sims was less than impressed by your antics. In fact he more or less chewed you out entirely in the privacy of the archive room. It amused you greatly; as he yelled at you about ‘decorum’ and ‘self-pride’, you could only muse about how badly you wanted to see this man specifically as high as a kite and zoned out, drooling on your couch as you combed your fingers through his pretty, curly brown hair. You smirked at the mental image, which only seemed to enraged him further.
After you left the place, however, things had gotten… much worse.
As soon as you got home, you got blitzed off your ass. Despite whenever you used the paper from the book things got super weird, that didn’t exactly stop you from continuing from doing it. Sure, you saw unexplainable things, but you weren’t one to waste paper.
You supposed the reason why you liked being high was the surrender. The passing of responsibility of your thoughts and actions unto something else. To completely give yourself up for a few hours and not be for that time; to be consumed by the buzz of nothingness and allow yourself the high of not thinking straight. There’s a sort of control in losing control to something else.
Maybe that’s why you changed.
It was subtle at first. You noticed your highs lasted much longer than they normally did; soon you weren’t even consuming any of your stash, you were just perpetually buzzed. Then you noticed you could control how high you were exactly, after one instance where you were annoyed with being numb everywhere; suddenly you were almost entirely sober. Still a little high though.
Your biggest discovery was that you could intoxicate others. While you were at a club, you kissed another party-goer in the alley by the club, and you watched in fascination as his pupils dilated immediately and he fell to the ground, silently screaming and clawing at his face. Between his terror you could understand him saying something about feeling bugs in his skin. The knowledge that you caused this sunk into your hazy brain with a rush of excitement and pride. You did this. You reduced some boring, straight laced business man on holiday into a pathetic writhing mess, so high out of his mind that he was truly panicking, probably for the first time in his life; he was truly afraid.
And the fun of doing that, scaring people, far outweighed the joy of being high.
Being high was still super fun, though.
By the time you polished off smoking the pages of the book, you were certain you weren’t totally human anymore. Maybe human adjacent. You were at some point, for certain, but now you were something else. Similar but distinctly different from before.
You took great joy in terrorizing others. You tried being careful at first; most people just assumed they were drugged, or whatever substance they took was laced. Then you got reckless, you supposed. One of your victims, a college boy who was a friend of a friend, who was lured back to your car to scare him through a drug haze, went to the Magnus Institute.
Apparently, even though the idiot young man was already high when you met him, he remembered your face quite clearly, and was insistent that his encounter with you was ‘supernatural’ purely because there was no physical way he could have gotten that out of touch with his senses.
Now, you have minor control over what your victims hallucinate. Usually, whatever was in the recesses of their mind was enough to scare them, but the stubborn ones required some… direction. With that college boy, you managed to convince him he ate rotten meat from an alley way, that there were maggots and bugs and all sorts of diseases crawling around in his guts, in his skin, when in reality you never even left your car until he became so terrified he was rendered unconscious.
You thought your original visit to the Institute was written off; you were certain there was no way Jonathan Sims bothered to remember your face, let alone your name. But there you were, once again in the same recording room as last time, after one of Sims’s meekish assistants contacted you for a “follow up”.
You should’ve known it was a trap to confront you. But in your defense, you didn’t think the archivist was smart or ballsy enough to pull a stunt like that. Yet, here you were, once again being glared down at, with a written statement from the boy you’re tormented in front of you.
“Well?” Jon asks, one bushy eye brow raised in annoyance.
“Well indeed.” You reply, scanning the page once more. “Sounds like this lad had a hell of a trip, some people can’t handle their substances.”
This only seemed to anger the man. “The person he describes sounds an awful lot like you. Even some of your mannerisms and ticks were mentioned. Are you denying this is you?”
You laugh. You couldn’t help the sound from breaking through your teeth.
“It is you, isn’t it.” He accuses.
“Who it is, and who it isn’t, aren’t the problem Sims…” you drawl, throughly amused. “The real problem is you’re believing the accounts of some pot head. What happened to the ineffable skeptic I met months ago?”
He flinches, and you note the movement with great interest. “… I should have believed you about the doors.” He mumbles. “When you came in, I shouldn’t have written you off so quickly, least of all belittle you like that.”
It was your turn to quirk your eyebrow. “I’m getting the feeling you met Micheal, then?”
With shame, he looks away, and you sigh.
“Tell you what…” you say slowly, tongue heavy from the feeling of intoxication. “… I’ll give you another statement, but just for us. Just for you.”
Intrigue paints his features.
“No one else, not even your assistants, not your boss, gets to hear about this. Just you, only for you.”
Now he looks at you in scrutiny. “What do you get out of the exchange?”
A wild smile pulls across your face. “I wanna get you blitzed out.”
“Good lord.” He groans.
“Come on!” You laugh. “I’ll take you to my place-“
“No.”
“We do a little hash-“
“Absolutely not.”
“And I’ll give you an explanation to the weird shit I can do!” You exclaim. “I’ll give you full details, I’m not dodgey about questions like Micheal is, I can give it to you straight!”
“You are aware that the consumption, distribution, and possession marijuana is illegal in the United Kingdom?” He hissed, scandalized.
“Duh; that’s what makes doing it even more fun.” You explain, amused. “You asked what I wanted out of my statement, I told you.”
He huffs. “How is me getting high going to benefit you?”
You never found a point in being dishonest to pretty men. “I think you’d look cute dazed out of you mind.”
“Wha-what?”
You shrug. “You’re pretty, and I think you’d be prettier high, and I wanna see it.”
Jon flushed, tan skin becoming tinged with red. His upper teeth dug into his bottom lip, and his eyes darted away from you so quickly you almost heard them snap. “That is- you can’t just say-“
“You found a way to contact me before; use that method to contact me again when ever you decide on what you want to do.” Standing from your chair, you see the archivist take a small step towards you, almost as if to stop you but he thought the better of it.
You open the door, and before you ascend the steps, you look at the pretty book worm one last time.
“And for the record, whatever that little shit smoke up with was stolen from me. He deserved it. I probably scared him straight anyway, you should be thanking me.”
“That doesn’t make what you did right.” Jon snipes back.
You shrug, unconcerned. “I don’t care about what is right or not, Sims.” You level him with a blank look, allowing a haze to permeate through your conscious. “I hardly care about anything at all.”
And with that, you left.
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It took a grand total of two weeks before Jon Sims contacted you directly. You were pleased as peach to answer your phone, hoping it was the pretty and emotionally surly archivist.
He had agreed to meet you under your circumstances, and you could help the giggle that leaked into the receiver when he spoke. He talked like an old man, it entertained you ceaselessly. You wondered if he even would be able to keep his bookish facade while high. You hoped not; to see Jonathan Sims at a loss for words would be delightful.
Later that evening, upon your doorstep, in a comfortable brown and grey cardigan, was Jonathan Sims. He seemed nervous, tightly gripping his tape recorder and note book as he stepped into your home.
Honestly your house was a wreck. It’s been in your family for generations, and no one in your bloodline has ever really cared about cleaning up after themselves, yourself included. Did it look like a trap house? Probably; but you could get to the kitchen, your couch, and your bed; so unless something was in your path it was ignored. Jon eyes the trash in the corners of your home, but said nothing unkind.
Sitting him on the couch, you leave only to return less than a minute later, holding a small pastry.
“Is that… a marijuana brownie?” He asks, eyes the confection with anxiousness.
You laugh boisterously, shocking him. “It’s called a pot brownie and you damn well know it, Sims.” Sitting next to him, you unwrap the napkin. “Ten milligrams would be too much for your first time, and five I don’t think would really do anything but take your edge off, so I split the difference to seven. It’s what I started out on and it’ll do just fine.”
He stared down at the piece of brownie with dread, and as he tried to reach for it you pulled it away.
“Hey now.” You warn, frowning, “Do you actually want to do this?”
He scowls. “I’m here aren’t I? Besides, what choice have I?”
It was your turn to scowl now. “If you really don’t want to do this I’ll find another way to make us even. It’s no fun being high against your will.”
He eyes you with an annoyed expression. “Isn’t that what you do to people?”
“Yeah, ‘cus they’re assholes who don’t deserve a nice experience. I’m trying to give you a nice experience.”
“So you target people you deem unworthy to torment?” In the silence of the room, you hear the ever so faint sound of something turning. Has he been recording you this entire time?
You roll your eyes. “I’ll spill my guts soon, Jon, don’t jump the gun. Do you actually want to get high or not.”
He seems to battle with himself for a long moment before nodding. “… I really wanted to try it in college… but I didn’t have any… connections…”
You breathe a laugh. “You didn’t have enough good friends who knew where to get a stash, huh?”
He mumbles something like a, “shut up.”
“Aw, baby-“ you croon, a hand reaching up to pet at his hair. “It sucks to be left out, huh? Never lived up to the traditional college experience? Don’t worry, honey, I’ll fix that right up; you’re in good hands.”
Finally you bring the brownie piece back into reach. “Don’t eat more than this for now; anymore and you’ll be fucked rightly.” You warn.
Nodding, Jon gently takes the piece from your outstretched hand. Grimacing one last time, he places the entire bite size piece into his mouth, and slowly chews.
“It tastes strange.” He complains.
“There’s weed in it, precious.”
“Not that; you didn’t sift the flour when you made these, did you?”
You throw your head back laughing. Oh this was going to be delightful.
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Forty minutes in and Jon’s head was in your lap as he stared blankly up at the ceiling. Humming, you combed your fingers through what you could of his hair.
“You doing alright, pretty boy?”
A sound comes from his throat, and you know it was a half hearted attempt to respond.
The best course of action, you decided, was to remain as sober as you possibly could be, to be there for Jon during this new experience. After about twenty minutes, his speech began to slow, and by the thirty minute mark, he asked to lie down.
One of his hands held yours, leaving his other hand limply on his stomach.
“You’re doing such a good job, Jon.” You whisper. “You’re doing so well.”
He whimpers, turning his face into your stomach as his skin once again alights with a blush. Removing your hand from his mane, you rub your thumb against the small circular scars along his cheek bone.
“I can’t feel my face.” He complains, high and breathy.
You hum again. “You never are able to feel your face, you’re just actually feeling it for the first time right now, you’re hyper aware of it.”
He groans again, longer, annoyed. “Shh, I don’t want to think.”
“All right, sweet heart,” you say sweetly, “It’s normal to feel things like that. You’re doing just fine.”
“… I can feel all my skin at once, then. And my head feels like a pillow.”
Biting back a laugh, you resume stroking his hair.
“Can you feel through hair? I can feel my hair.”
“Boy, just wait until you start watching trippy movies like this. ‘The Cell’ is gonna be great.”
He groans again. “I don’t want to watch anything, I can barely keep my eyes open.”
“Close them, then, sweetheart.” You coax. “No shame in it, do what feels nice right now.”
At your encouragement, he curls into almost entirely. He moans again, nestling his face into your stomach. You try not to laugh at the sensation of his vibrations tickling your skin through your clothes. “Please keep talking…” he mumbles, “Your voice is nice…”
This time, you did chuckle. Normally, you were amused by everything, but this especially entertained you. “I think your voice is nicer, I could listen to it for hours.”
Jon’s head swivels so he could peer up at you. “Please, no one wants to hear me prattle on about my statements or, or my theories on them.”
Working on a particularly difficult knot in his hair, you hum. “I know I would, who knows, those statements seem to be pretty interesting, a bunch of cool stories to listen to.”
“Right, the trauma of others are interesting.” Sarcasm drips from his lips.
“Well, everyone loves a good scary story.”
Jon sighs and returns to nestling your stomach. You ponder his earlier request and speak. “Your recorder going, yeah?”
The man’s hand slides away from his face and fumbles around beside you until his hands grip the device and presses a button, the sound of faint whirling enters the air.
You introduce yourself to the device, stating your name and occupation, and just began talking. You spoke of your father and his beatings, about the terrible book, when your drug habit started and progressed into what you are now. How you feel powerful picking out certain people to torment, finally taking back the dominance your father stole from you. You muse about Micheal and Helen, and about the doors, the connection between you and the disconnection from reality. You end your statement with a shrug, saying something along the lines about how your humanity is a choice you constantly make, but if you wanted you could abandon it easily.
When you finish and look down, you see Jon is asleep. He is warm and heavy in your lap, he is snorting softly, and he look truly and deeply at peace.
Reaching your hand into the tangle of Jon’s fingers, you turn off the recording device. As you stare at the man, you feel a dopey smile stretch across your features. Maybe, for right now, you’ll be on better behaviour. If for nothing more than to keep Jon near you.
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When I took the screenshots for the next episode, I spotted a kite in the sky. I've never noticed that before. And when I zoomed in, there were these creepy 'Sims' on the ground below the kite. Looks as if they are steering it?
And no matter which way I turned the camera, I only saw them from their left side ö.Ö'
Super weird.
And in the night, they are gone.
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Bracket reveal
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The tourney is split into 4 32 brackets, and the winners of each will go to the semi finals! I'll make a different post about HOW the tourney will run, and this will serve as a pinned post for round 1 :)
Bracket 1, Side 1
Peppino (Vampire Survivors) vs Winged Strawberry (Celeste)
Herb (Monster Hunter) vs Triffids (Day of the Triffids)
Gigi (Xiaolin Showdown) vs Silent Princess (The Legend of Zelda)
Breath of Evil (Wings of Fire) vs Thorn Thallid (Magic the Gathering)
Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) vs Farewell Flower (Mistborn)
Togemon (Digimon) vs Silverwood Tree (Witch Hat Atelier)
Golden Apple Tree (Greek Mythology) vs Potbelly (My Singing Monsters)
Sculk (Minecraft) vs MocDonald (One Piece)
Bracket 1, Side 2
Vida (The Promised Neverland) vs Glaze Lily (Genshin Impact)
Dr Brewer's Clone (Goosebumps) vs The Spring (Friends at the Table)
Kite Eating Tree (Peanuts) vs Zotoh Zhaan (Farscape)
Wheel Tree (His Dark Materials) vs Mushtree (I Was a Teenage Exocolonist)
Medusoid Mycelium (A Series of Unfortunate Events) vs Radial (Ooblets)
Chikorita (Pokemon) vs Blast Cone (League of Legends)
Gooloog (AAAHH!!! Real Monsters) vs Venus (Bug Fables)
The Thorian (Mass Effect) vs Yggdrasil (Norse Mythology)
Bracket 2, Side 1
Deku Tree (The Legend of Zelda) vs Blood Blossoms (Danny Phantom)
Hotblonde37159 (Angel: The Series) vs Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
Kinoko (Don't Hurt Me, My Healer) vs Wolfsbane (The Vampire Diaries)
Plant (Monster Rancher) vs Flower of Life (Mesopotamian Mythology)
Truffula Tree (The Lorax) vs Slurperon Enchantress (Internet Scam)
The Brain Tree (Neopets) vs Ginseng Baby (Scarlet Hollow)
Chompy (Bug Fables) vs Whispy Woods (Kirby)
Clavu (Overlord) vs Ivern (League of Legends)
Bracket 2, Side 2
Bulbasaur (Pokemon) vs The Trees of Valinor (Lord of the Rings)
Leslie (The Amazing World of Gumball) vs Hayzee Dayzee (Paper Mario)
Piranha Plant (Mario) vs Specimen 34/The Blessed Eternal (Wolf 359)
Potted Plant (Wander Over Yonder) vs Morbuzakh (Bionicle)
Jabe & the Trees of Cheem (Doctor Who) vs Black Mercy (DC)
Mr Plant (The World of Mr Plant) vs Feculant Gnarlmaw (Warhammer 40k)
Tree Rex (Skylanders) vs Flowey (Undertale)
Sundrop Flower (Tangled) vs Venus McFlytrap (Monster High)
Bracket 3, Side 1
Pinchley (Long Gone Gulch) vs Frank the Plant (Harley Quinn: the Animated Series)
The Venus (Hello From the Hallowoods) vs Nirnroot (The Elder Scrolls)
Food Fight (Skylanders) vs Paopu Fruit (Kingdom Hearts)
Phillogenous esk Piemondum (Rod Albright Alien Adventures) vs Plant (Wall E)
Tannot Root (Farscape) vs The Broccoloids (The Powerpuff Girls)
Rockbud (The Stormlight Archive) vs Sylvan Hound (Guild Wars 2)
Eldridge Johnson-Mayer (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) vs Hyacinth/Hyacinthus (Greek Mythology)
Selas Flower (Kingkiller Chronicle) vs Treant (Disgaea)
Bracket 3, Side 2
Dragonflame Cacti (Wings of Fire) vs Sunflower (Plants vs Zombies)
The Bioplant (The Rising of the Shield Hero) vs Turnip Boy (Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion)
Shambling Mound (Dungeons and Dragons) vs Mandrake (Shin Megami Tensei/Persona)
Cowplant (The Sims) vs Ebony Queen's Apple (Limbus Company)
Devil Fruits (One Piece) vs Donkey-Cabbage (Enchanted Forest Chronicles)
Oaktopus (My Singing Monsters) vs Field Dungeon (Rune Factory 4)
Mushroom Tree (Stardew Valley) vs Jumpkin (Cassette Beasts)
Undergrowth (Danny Phantom) vs Karzahni (Bionicle)
Bracket 4, Side 1
Dreamstalk (Kirby) vs Myconid (Balders Gate 3)
Stingbulb (Fablehaven) vs Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
Stray Cat (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) vs Peashooter (Plants vs Zombies)
Giant Turnip (Codename: Kids Next Door) vs Treasure Mushroom (Guild Wars 2)
Tree of Wisdom (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Fire Flower (Mario)
Stump (The Angry Beavers) vs Groot (Marvel)
Maise (Oneshot) vs Konohana Tree (Okami)
Red Weed (War of the Worlds) vs Pod Plant (Fortnite)
Bracket 4, Side 2
Plantera (Terraria) vs The Grass Snake (Friends at the Table)
Breathweed (Warhammer 40k) vs Campestri (Dungeons and Dragons)
Neo Alraune (Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle) vs Kringlefucker (Homestuck)
Slimefoot the Stowaway (Magic: The Gathering) vs Gatfruit Tree (Space Station 13/14)
Sex Pollen Plant (Fanfiction) vs The Rumor Weed (VeggieTales: Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed)
Dr Madley Radish (Papa Louie) vs Vervain (The Vampire Diaries)
Yatevon (OCTAHEDRON: Transfixed Edition) vs Echo Flower (Undertale)
Wither Rose (Minecraft) vs Hydramon (Digimon)
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Jay Wilden & Landon Lowell | Werewolves
tagged by: @pamsimmer (thank you!)
This is my first time doing something like this with my Sims!
animal
Jay: wolf
Landon: eagle
colours
Jay: red
Landon: blue
month
Jay: May
Landon: January
songs
Jay: The Paper Kites - The Sweet Sound of You
Landon: Lorde - The Man with the Axe
their song: Taylor Swift - You Are In Love (Taylor's Version)
number
Jay: 5
Landon: 6
plant
Jay: thyme
Landon: blue hyacinth
time of day
Jay: night
Landon: sunset
season
Jay: spring
Landon: winter
places
Jay: The Howling Point
Landon: Lake Lunvik
food
Jay: pizza
Landon: steak
drinks
Jay: orange juice, water, beer, milk
Landon: milk, water, coffee, beer
element
Jay: earth
Landon: air
astrological sign
Jay: Gemini
Landon: Capricorn
sky
Jay: starry
Landon: starry
weather
Jay: wind
Landon: rain, snow
weapon
Jay: claws and fangs
Landon: thighs, claws and fangs
art style
Jay: Romanticism
Landon: Minimalism
fear
Jay: Leo ending up alone, clowns
Landon: losing Jay, heights, insects
mythological creature
Jay: werewolf
Landon: werewolf
celestial body
Jay: moon
Landon: shooting star
tagging: @fallincloversims
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