#silverbolt is too straight in this show i want thrust to kiss him on the mouth and make him gay as revenge
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#haha jetstorm got beat by a fruit punch drink hahaha (crying)
more like he had the fruit punched out of him, tbh
SCREAMING AT THIS
EDIT: BA mixing some organic compound for herself when Rattrap does the responsible thing and refuses to give her any
#ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME#ok but this makes jetstorm being the main baddie in the Nightscream's Fruit Tree episode SO MUCH MORE FUCKING FUNNY#beast machines#silverbolt is too straight in this show i want thrust to kiss him on the mouth and make him gay as revenge#kill my boyfriend???? I'm going to FUCK your husband
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#silverbolt is too straight in this show i want thrust to kiss him on the mouth and make him gay as revenge#kill my boyfriend???? I'm going to FUCK your husband
THRUST HOMEWRECKER REVENGE ARC ??? GOOD FOR HIM !!!
HOMEWRECKER REVENGE ARC! HOMEWRECKER REVENGE ARC! HOMEWRECKER REVENGE ARC!
Step One: remind Silverbolt at every opportunity that you (probably canonically) fucked his wife at least once
Step Two: get him so angry that you get him alone to try and fight you to the death about it
Step 3: fuck him, too
Step 4: tell BA about it
Step 5: get her so angry that you get her her alone to try and fight you to the death about it
Step 6: fuck her again, as well
Step 7: repeat steps 1-6 until they divorce
Step 8: murder them when they come to you for a rebound
Step 9: profit
Jetstorm would have wanted it this way. <3
#listen they made the marlon brando joke about thrust ONCE already like we KNOW he's supposed to be the sexy biker trope#beast machines#ASUG(H)PAISJ#jetstorm from superhell is like: YES! YES THAT IS MY HUSBAND! GO GIRL!!!! <3
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