#silver foxville I want you

[godsworstson]

how is he still so fine

[berzahoes]

i love you | johnny knoxville

summary: just some moments with johnny and the reader

an: yes i’m watching jackass 🫶🏼

PARTY BOY

johnny was busy taking a shower while you did your skin care routine. the jackass crew had made it to the uk and everyone was tired. you were more annoyed than tired, it seemed like every little thing annoyed you from waiting too long for the elevator to johnny’s snoring on the plane.

“did you call your mom? she wanted you to call when we land,” johnny said as he washed his body. he got no response so he slightly moved the curtain so he could look at you. “did you hear me?”

you hummed and continued washing your face. “yeah, call my mom although i’m pretty sure she won’t pick up since, you know, time zones.”

“are you going to be mad at me during the whole trip? i said sorry.”

you rolled your eyes and continued washing your face. while checking in, the receptionist of the hotel had said some flirty comments to johnny right in front of you and what did johnny do? he laughed it off then later when you were unpacking a little, he explained that he laughed because he was he didn’t know how to respond.

“come on, i know i was an asshole-” he saw the side eye you gave him. “i am an asshole, but this asshole loves you and you’re not getting rid you me that easily. you’re stuck with me, baby.”

“you’re still an asshole.” you mumble, grabbing a towel to dry your face.

then someone had knocked on the door, you still didn’t move from your spot, which johnny noticed. “you’re not getting the door, are you?”

“you’re so smart, philip.” you replied. through the mirror, you saw him sigh and carefully got out of the shower. you were being nice so you handed him a small towel.

“who is it?” johnny asked as he opened the door then saw that it was chris and tried to close the door.

“it’s party boy!” chris forced his way into the bathroom where he saw you in your sweat pants and bralette. “let’s party!” he danced around you then got into the shower with johnny, who couldn’t stop laughing.

“why did i open the door?” johnny laughed.

you joined their laughter as you saw the camera crew enter as well. “i’m not even tired anymore.” you watched as chris danced in the shower. after a while, you forgot you were even mad.

SILVER FOXVILLE

the filming of ‘jackass forever’ had to stop due to a virus so everyone had to stay home. you liked it since you could finally spend more time with johnny. you two did many things to get rid of your boredom like puzzles, bake, watch movies, sleep, swim in your pool and even more sleep.

during quarantine, johnny had decided to stop dyeing his hair. you didn’t think much of it since at some point everyone starts going gray, but once you saw johnny with his silver hair, you couldn’t keep your hands off of it.

when filming for the movie resumed, johnny was now sporting a full gray hair look and you loved it. in the mornings, you would run your hands through his hair, compliment him, play with it. he just looked even better.

when you and johnny arrived to the jackass forever set, all eyes were on him. jeff immediately let out the loudest laugh when he saw johnny.

“who are you and what have you done with knoxville?” jeff chuckled then he turned to you. “you’re dating an old man.“

“jeff, i can literally see your grays from here.”

GQ COUPLES QUIZ

“hi everyone! we are here to take the couple’s quiz.” you smiled. you and johnny were sat across from each other with flash cards in your hands with questions written on them. after many years of knowing, dating and marriage, you seemed pretty confident.

“okay, we actually did a game of rock, paper, scissors and johnny won so he goes first.” you explained.

“sorry sweetheart, you suck at that game, but i love you. okay, what is my middle name? we’re starting off easy.” johnny said.

without thinking, you immediately answer. “john. if i say your full name, do i get bonus points?”

“we can make up our own rules. i’ll give ‘em to you. but only because i love you.”

“love you too, philip john clapp.”

“next question, you watch snl right? have i ever hosted saturday night live?” johnny asked.

“no?” you weren’t sure if johnny was even allowed to be on snl, you were convinced all the jackass guys were banned.

“you’re breaking my heart, babe. you were there! system of a down performed and you watched them perform.” johnny scoffed.

“no, i remember system of a down but i don’t remember you hosting if i’m being honest. congratulations, i guess.” you laughed as johnny rolled his eyes.

“i really hope you get the next questions right. what was my number in the royal rumble match? again, you were there.”

“easy, number nine,” you confidently said. “nine is my lucky number.”

“really? mines sixty nine.”

[asskickedbygirl]

Request for smutty and fluffy Johnny fic where fem reader is an actress turned new cast member for Jackass Forever, but grew up having the biggest crush on Johnny. She gets caught on someone’s live saying how hard work is because of how hot she finds Johnny, and it goes viral.

Hot For Knoxville [Johnny Knoxville x F!Reader]

Desc: Anon covered it but i made it a little more … dirty

A/n: thank you for request! haven’t written any silver foxville but he’s still hot so here is this. sorry there isn’t much fluff til the end i got kinda carried away… lmk if you enjoy! also sorry it took so long i deleted it at first…

Warnings: smut (18+), p in v, age gap, alcohol and drug use, praise kink, oral (m receiving)

2.7k words

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You sat in Rachel’s apartment with her Jasper and Poopies after a long day of press. Being the new cast members, you started a tradition of hanging out after shooting or press and ended up becoming close friends. You and Rachel were on the couch talking and passing round a blunt while the guys sat in the kitchen. “So what were you thinking when Johnny first dmed you?” Rachel asked, inhaling the smoke into her lungs. “Well I mean at first I was kinda hoping it was for reasons other than professional.” Rachel laughed and handed you the joint. “Oh really?” You grinned, “Well who wouldn’t want Johnny Knoxville sliding into their dms?” Rachel giggled then tilted her head. “Isn’t he a little old for you?” You shrugged. “Hey the silver hair kinda does it for me. It was actually kinda hard to concentrate at work.” Rachel urged you to go on. “Well he was just so hot. I was constantly blushing and stammering around him. I still get all flustered when he talks to me sometimes like who the hell gets to work with their prepubescent sexual awakening?!” The guys began laughing and gasping, clapping their hands over their mouth and turning to face you. Your heart stopped at their reactions. “What?” You asked but feared you already knew the answer. “We’re on live.” Poopies replied, your face immediately turning a bright red.

You dreaded the next day when you’d be doing a full cast interview for some morning show. Naturally, someone had screen-recorded the live and it had done its rounds all over twitter and instagram. You knew Johnny had to know and that drove you crazy. You showed up to press, the crew already tormenting you over the video before Johnny even arrived. “Gonna find work hard today Y/n?” Wee-man teased. “Damn, maybe I should let my hair go gray.” Mocked Steve-o. Your eyes had rolled enough for ten years in the ten minutes you were waiting for your silver fox coworker. And then he waltzed in, immediately beelining for you at the coffee table, a wide grin on his face. “Well hello Y/n.” Your eyes rolled again, not even bothering to respond as you smiled flatly. “And how was your evening yesterday?” He asked as you gritted your teeth. “Very funny Knoxville.” He cackled his typical cackle. “Well hey I’m sorry! I’ll try not to make this hard for you today, I’ll look a little less sexy.” You gave him the stink eye and he laughed again. “Your heads so big right now I’m surprised you could even fit through the door.” He laughed again. “Alright, alright, I’ll leave you alone. I know you get flustered if I talk to you for too long.” You shook your head with disapproval as he walked away, leaving you with bright red cheeks.

Work was harder than usual that day what with all of the guys tormenting you about live stream gate. What was worse was how hot you found Johnny when he was being so cocky. Maybe you didn’t regret boosting his ego after all… Tremaine invited you out with the whole cast that night to celebrate the last day of press before the premiere and you gratefully accepted, never a better day to drink away your shame. You got ready, opting for a shorter dress for a more slutty approach to distract everyone from your embarrassment and headed out.

As soon as you arrived you headed straight for the bar to catch up with everyone else seeing as you arrived sort of late. By the time your first vodka shot poured down your throat a certain southern man had joined you. “Nice of you to join us.” He charmed and you ignored him, throwing back the next shot “Woah, maybe go easy there, don’t wanna be hungover on the red carpet now do we?” You wiped the corners of your mouth. “I’m sure I’ll be fine.” Johnny bit his lip. “Sorry for today, it’s funny s’all. Not really used to being flattered too much nowadays.” You peered up at him. “Really?” He shrugged. “Glad to know I have one fan of the silver hair.” You smiled. “Alright Silver Foxville.” Johnny gave you a quizzical look and scoffed. “What did you call me?” You laughed heartedly, “Just something I’m trying out.” You gazed up at him, your head sort of reeling at the fact you were kind of actually flirting with Johnny.

You both returned to the group and spent the rest of the night drinking and getting progressively more touchy with your childhood crush. Although you were almost two decades younger than your costar, he still made your heart skip a thousand beats and his sudden surge in flirty behaviour was making your head swarm. “So, I was your sexual awakening huh?” Johnny asked, raising his brows suggestively. You laughed, getting more comfortable with the scandal now his arm was draped around your shoulders. “God don’t even. I remember watching Jackass when I was like 12 and it was the bit where you had a bunch of bees as your underwear and I was just obsessed with you from that point on, you were like my sex icon.” He cackled loudly again, another proper Johnny, hand on belly cackle. “Good to know, good to know. And has much changed?” You rolled your eyes. “Not answering that.” Johnny looked smug then, “Oh really?” Your demeanour changed as Johnny wet his lips, his almost lustful eyes boring into you. “You wanna get out of here?” He asked and your heart stopped. You hesitated, shocked at the underlying intention of his question but agreed anyways.

Johnny made up some lame excuse that you were both tired and would get an uber together but you knew they didn’t buy it, not that you cared. The ride to yours was intense, you sat close together and tried to make normal conversation but the butterflies in your tummy were running rampant. He just looked at you with these almost knowing eyes and would bite his lip every now and again. You eventually arrived at yours as you unlocked the door and encouraged Johnny to sit while you got yourselves beers. He leaned back on your couch and had his legs spread wide, fuck. You handed him the beer and intended in launching into some irrelevant conversation to deflect from your nerves but he had other ideas. “Rachel’s right you know, I’m too old for you.” You sighed and took a sip from your beer. “Are we still on this?” Johnny took the bottle from your hands and set it down. You knitted your brows together but your face softened when you saw your crushes blown out pupils. “You got a thing for older guys?” You swallowed. “Maybe.” He smiled. “You got a thing for me though don’t you?” You bit your lip.

Johnny stood up from his position and looked down at you, hand reaching up to stroke your cheek gently, a look of wonder in your eyes. “You think about me?” You nodded as his thumb brushed against your lips. “Think about me when you’re touching yourself?” His thumb slipped into your mouth then, his words and actions making your panties pool. You sucked on his thumb obediently, lightly nodding. “Good girl.” You whimpered and his eyes lit up. “You like when I call you a good girl?” You pressed your thighs together tightly and nodded again. Usually you wouldn’t be into this stuff, but when it was Johnny you’d be wet at anything he did. He removed his thumb from your lips and grabbed your chin. “Open.” He muttered and you complied, allowing him to spit into your mouth. He scoffed as you swallowed it. “Jesus. I could do anything to you right now and you’d let me. Wouldn’t you?” You bit your lip again, your pleading eyes still looking up at him. He grabbed your chin more forcefully this time, “Wouldn’t you?” You verbally answered, voice wavering.

Your cheeks were a splotchy red as your eyes gazed up at him innocently, willing to submit to this act Johnny had put on. He lifted his arm down to pick up your hand that was lying on your lap, bringing it towards his ‘Knoxville’ belt. You complied with his wishes, undoing it as quickly as possible. You zipped his pants down and reached right into his boxers, taking his semi-hard cock out. You grabbed it by its shaft and looked up at PJ, waiting for instructions obediently. He smiled and nodded, “Go on.” You began pumping him slowly then before licking his tip gently. He groaned at the contact, his cock becoming fully erect. You got to work swirling your tongue around the tip, tasting his precum and moving your hand up and down the shaft. Eventually Johnny’s hand found it’s way to the back of your head, pushing it lightly to encourage you to take him in fully. You did as he urged, struggling to get half way down but sucking him nevertheless. He groaned while did so, beginning to move your head up and down himself now, his hips slightly bucking. “God you’re good at that,” He moaned, your eyes fluttering up to meet his lustful ones. “So pretty with my cock in your mouth baby.” You shut your thighs tightly at the praise and Johnny smiled when he noticed.

“You wanna touch yourself?” You nodded, pulling your tight dress up to fold at your waist, giving PJ a teasing glance at your panties. He bit his lip and continued pushing you down to take more of him in while your hands slipped under the band, fingers moving to rub your clit. You moaned softly against Johnny’s cock, the vibrations causing him to mirror your noise. That’s when he began gathering your hair up to hold a firm grip on you, the pushing and pulling getting rougher. Your pace with your fingers quickened as you began gagging on Johnny’s cock, the tip hitting the back of your throat. “Put a finger inside of yourself.” Johnny panted. You moved your ass to allow yourself better access, slipping a finger in while saliva began dripping down your chin. “There you go, good girl.” The praise caused you to moan again and add an extra finger. Johnnys pace increased so forcefully your motions inside of yourself stopped, only concentrating on breathing through your nose as the older man face fucked you. It got to a point you figured he had to come before he pulled your mouth off of him, strings of saliva still connecting you.

You wiped your chin with your hand, taking your other one out of your panties while Johnny took his pants completely off, his shirt with it. You bit your lip and pulled off the rest of your dress as well as your panties, admiring Johnny’s toned body despite his age. He grinned seductively when he saw you bare in front of him and at his mercy. He took your chin between his index and his thumb once again to tilt your head up towards him. “You’re too pretty for your own good. You know that?” You blushed like a schoolgirl even though you had just sucked the man’s dick thirty seconds prior. He took a seat next to you on the couch and pulled you to straddle his lap, seating you just above his cock. He rubbed his hand against your mound as he leaned in and kissed you roughly. It became apparent that that was the first time the two of you had even kissed and boy you were not wasting it. Lips and teeth clashing, tongues battling for dominance, soft whimpers let out as he continued to rub your clit. You pulled away, “I need you Johnny.” He smiled and leaned his head back, “Then get me.” He motioned towards his dick and you realised he wanted you to fuck him. You complied but were initially skeptical at his willingness to give up control for a moment, but maybe he had an ulterior motive.

You reached back and took his dick in your hand, already wet with your spit and his pre-cum and began lowering yourself. You whimpered as he breached into you, gripping his shoulder to steady yourself but noticed he made no efforts to help. In fact, Johnny had his arms up, leaning his head against his interlocked hands. “Go on.” He spoke, biting his lip and pushing his hips up lightly, teasing you. It became clear he was doing this on purpose, letting you do all the pathetic work to degrade you, and you weren’t even mad about it. You did as you were told, eventually getting down all the way before lifting again. It was hard to get a proper pace going when it was a one man job, just you fucking yourself with Johnnys cock while he watched on with delight. You whimpered and panted as you began bouncing, still steadying yourself with his shoulders. “Does that feel good?” He asked, taunting you. You looked him in the eyes and nodded, “Yeah.” He smiled back. “Hmmm. You like fucking yourself or do you want me to help?” You sighed, “Can you help?” He laughed, “Why didn’t you ask in the first place?”

Johnny grabbed your hips and pulled you down so you were fully seated on his cock, causing you to moan out before he pulled you off once more, slamming you back down immediately after. His pace became relentless, your mind fogging up as you let him fuck you. “You gonna find it hard to work tomorrow? Hmmm? Gonna find it hard to walk maybe.” You couldn’t reply, fucked out of your mind. You didn’t expect Knoxville to be such a dom in bed, certainly didn’t expect him to fuck you so well either. You moaned out louder than usual when he hit that spot inside of you. “Right there.” You managed to croak out, head leaning into Johnnys neck now, “Oh right there huh?” Johnny matched his stroke from before, hitting the spot with every thrust. Not before long he had brought you to the very edge, your moans hindering as you held your breath, trying not to release the loud noises that wished to be let out. You subconsciously bit his neck softly. “Let me hear you.” He muttered, continuing his pace. You pulled away and moaned pornographically as you fell off the edge, feeling your orgasm wash over you as you came on his cock. Johnny continued to plow into you, overstimulation making you convulse and whimper. “S’okay. I’m gonna cum inside you now sweetheart. That okay?” You nodded with your eyes shut, still whimpering. Johnny’s hips started stuttering until he grabbed your hips and pulled you all the way down forcefully, spilling inside of you as deep as he could. He moaned loudly as he finished, a sound you wish could be replayed in your head over and over.

“Fuck.” He muttered, panting heavily. You grinded your hips gently against him before pulling off, using his shoulders to do so. He groaned as he saw the cum spilling out of you, making a mess on your thighs. “God, let me clean you up.” He lifted you off his lap and made you lay down on the couch before putting his boxers back on and wandering around your tiny apartment to find your bathroom. He returned with a towel and began wiping your core gently. You admired him as he did it so meticulously, with such care despite ruining you a few minutes before. You tangled your fingers in his hair and passed him a gentle smile. “You alright?” He asked and you nodded. “Didn’t expect you to fuck so well old man.” He laughed at your snarky remark, clambering on top of you. “Old man?” He nipped you on the neck and you giggled. “Coming from the woman creaming her pants when I call her a good girl.” You pushed his face gently, acting as if your cheeks weren’t flushing at just the mention of the words. “You think the guys will know we fucked?” You asked, pushing Johnny’s silver hair off his forehead. He smiled, “Well maybe they’ll have an idea when you start walking all funny down the red carpet.” You covered your mouth as you laughed wholeheartedly.

End.

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[thegettingbyp2]

If you are still doing Knoxville request what about silver foxville eating out reader and reader pulls his hair which he just absolutely loves.

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Sitting on the sofa with Johnny never ended that way. The two of you would always seem to gravitate towards each other and more often than not, it ended with you laying on your back on the sofa, the two of you making out like a pair of teenagers.

And that’s exactly what the two of you were doing right now. You had Jackass 3D playing softly in the background but the only thing you were focused on was the feeling of Johnny’s lips on yours. His lips were moving against yours slowly, his tongue flicking into your mouth making you whimper softly against him. Your hands were tangled in his hair, essentially holding his lips against yours and every time you gave a slight tug on the silver strands, your hips bucked gently at the sound of his groan.

As his lips began their descent down your neck, you turned your head to the side and caught a glimpse of the TV just in time to see a very shirtless, much younger version of your boyfriend pulling on the giant slingshot. As your eyes were trained on the screen, Johnny noticed when your body stopped moving as much underneath him and the fact that your fingers were no longer tugging deliciously at his hair. He pressed one more kiss to the base of your throat and moved his head up to look at you, following your gaze to the TV he chuckled and pressed a soft kiss to your cheek before moving up to sit back up, tugging you along with him.

‘What’s on your mind darlin?’ he asked, watching your face as he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear.

‘Look at how young you were,’ you replied, a fond smile playing on your lips as you thought back to the start of your relationship.

‘Thanks, darlin, you saying I look old now?’ Johnny teased.

‘No! It’s just that you look so different now!’ you defended as you moved closer to him so you could straddle his lap, his hands instantly coming to rest on your waist. ‘I love the way you looked then but now, baby there’s no comparison.’ You knew that he was only teasing you but you still felt that you needed to reassure him.

‘Well, I know there’s at least one thing I’m better at now,’ he said, watching your reactions to see if you caught on to what he meant.

‘Oh yeah? And what would that be?’

Before you realised what was happening, Johnny had gathered you in his arms and flipped the two of you so your back was once again laying on the sofa and Johnny was hovering over you. ‘Getting older has given me more experience with my tongue, darlin.’

You gasped as Johnny moved your body until you were sitting back up on the sofa but this time, instead of joining you on the sofa, he sank to his knees in front of you, fingers trailing up your thighs and hooking his fingers in the waistband of your joggers. He looked up at you and without speaking asked for your permission. The only response you gave was the lift of your hips as he dragged your joggers and underwear down your legs, throwing them to the side as soon as they were off of your body.

You felt your core clench are Johnny’s hands wrapped around your thighs and roughly pulled them apart. He leaned in a pressed a gentle kiss to your clit before pulling back and looking at you. You could tell from the look on his face that he was expecting something from you, you just didn’t know what. Sighing dramatically, he reached up to take your hand in his where he pulled it back down to rest in his hair and you knew exactly what he wanted.

Fisting your hand in his hair, you gently tugged his head closer to you and he let out a groan and dove straight into your pussy. You held onto his hair for dear life as Johnny’s tongue flicked at your clit, the vibrations from his groans reverberating through your body, only adding to the pleasure he was inflicting upon you.

Smirking against you, Johnny brought his hand up and quickly slid two fingers into you, wrapping his lips around your clit and beginning to suckle steadily as he slowly pumped his fingers in and out of you. Your fingers tightened in his hair as you held him against you and your hips started bucking against his tongue automatically, chasing your orgasm. Knowing that you were close, Johnny started to quicken his movements, his free hand coming up to pin your hips to the sofa.

He moved his eyes up to meet yours and the blissed-out look he was sporting tipped you into your orgasm and your fingers slipped from his hair as your legs began to shake around him. Johnny pulled away as soon as he sensed that overstimulation was kicking in but not before pressing one gentler kiss against your clit, grinning when he felt your thighs spasm around him one more time.

Crawling back up your body, he kissed you deeply and your hand cupped his cheek lightly, your fingers aching from the tight grip you’d had in his hair. Humming happily against his lips, you trailed your free hand down Johnny’s chest, whining unhappily against his lips when his hand lightly grasped your wrist, stopping your movements.

‘Not now, darlin’,’ he said softly, quickly pecking your lips once more before he moved to help you back into your underwear and joggers.

‘But you didn’t get to,’ you whined, reaching out for him when he moved to sit back with you on the sofa.

‘I’m fine,’ he said, wrapping his arms around you and pulling him to his chest. ‘This was all about proving to you that I’m still worth keeping around in my old age,’ he joked.

‘Y’not old,’ you mumbled, lightly slapping his chest as you burrowed into him, letting your eyes drift closed, the last thing you heard was Johnny’s satisfied chuckle and you felt his lips press gently to your forehead.

[inplut0]

I had a decent story idea...I think lol. What do you think about OC and silver foxville dating for like 4 months and never doing the nasty... mainly cause of work schedules and maybe OC has a busted water heater or gas leak at her house and knoxville offers to let her stay with him and they finally do the nasty??

DISCLAIMER: hi this was a very specific request but i hope this works for u LOL!! i haven't edited this yet, so i apologise for any mistakes, this was written at 2am.

WARNINGS: smut, barely any plot, silver foxville<33333

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you knew that getting a new apartment was long due, but you had hoped that it wouldn't be necessary since the 6-month anniversary with your boyfriend was coming up. you thought it was a good idea to bring up moving in together. it was a little early, obviously, you hadn't even had sex yet. you both thought it was best to wait, not used to the age gap. you didn't mind, of course, but johnny didn't want you to feel like he was taking advantage of you, so you mutually agreed not to rush anything.

your landlord called you at work to tell you that there's suspicion of a gas leak in the building, recommending you to find another place to stay for the night. you had rarely stayed at johnny's apartment, since his work days were long, often returning home after 1am. you texted him, hoping he was free tonight and explained the situation.

after you got off work, he texted you that he'd be home in an hour and gladly would have you over. you quickly got into your car and drove, his apartment about a 10 minute drive away from yours. you parked on the side of the street, assuming you'd be home by the morning and hoping you wouldn't get a ticket.

you walk up to the apartment complex, enter the entry code and head upstairs to his apartment.

knock, knock...

you hadn't waited for 5 seconds when the door flung open, johnny in front of you, his silver hair disheveled, his appearance tired and worn out. you study him, looking him up and down. he was wearing a blue t-shirt, a little tight around his chest, and grey sweatpants.

"come in," he smiled and gestured to the living room. his apartment wasn't too heavily decorated and very simple. large windows on every wall, an impressive bookshelf, a black couch and the most comfortable queen-sized bed you've ever slept in.

for a man, he was quite clean and really took care of himself. he changed his sheets regularly, his house always spotless. even with his long work hours, he found time to clean the apartment. he even bought shampoo and conditioner separately.

"i'm sorry for making plans so last-minute, i didn't know where else to go." you quickly entered the apartment, throwing your bag and coat on the couch and immediately making your way to the bedroom, exhausted after a long day.

"don't worry about it, i was just heading home anyway and you know i would never pass up on an opportunity to see you, doll." he followed you into the bedroom, taking his shirt off and handing it to you, since you didn't bring any of your stuff.

"you're making me blush, knoxville." you chuckled, stripping down to your underwear and pulling his shirt over your head, his eyes running over your body, your curves. you were planning on showering in the morning since your eyes were already heavy with sleep when you were driving, and anyway, you could always shower with him if you wanted to.

you both slip under the silk sheets and meet in the middle of the bed, you put your head on his chest. you look up at him and brush your fingers through his gray hair that you have always adored. once your eyes meet you can't help but smile, feeling safer than ever in his presence. he lifts himself up to connect your lips, initiating a soft kiss that gradually gets more and more heated.

his large hand travels to the back of your neck as he turns you over on your back, him hovering over you, without breaking the kiss. you throw your arms over his neck to bring him closer, completely consumed by his smell, his body. when he bites your lower lip you lift your hips from the bed to meet his, earning a muffled grunt from him.

"are you sure?" he whispers, breaking the kiss and maintaining eye contact. your brain was completely focused on him, the street light outside the only light in the room, one side of his face clearly more visible than the other.

you bite your lip and nod, how could you say no now? the view was just too perfect. his lips return to yours, this time more eager, his tongue in your mouth, one hand trailing down your waist, the other behind your neck, keeping you close to him. you slightly pull his hair and moan into his mouth, more than ready for him.

your hands travel under the sheets to help him remove his sweatpants, discarding of them as he pulls his shirt off your head, leaving you both in your underwear. he trails down to your neck, leaving small kisses and bites while he removes your bra, the clothes piling up into the corner of the room.

you throw your head back, giving him easier access to the crook of your neck, nothing but your panting filling the room. you hand doesn't leave his hair, tugging on the hairs on the back of his head occasionally. you repeatedly lift your hips his, wanting to remove the layer of fabric between you two.

"you're gonna be the death of me, sweetheart." he muffles into your shoulder. you remove your underwear and help him take his boxers off. he chuckles at your eagerness, though still a little nervous, since this is the first time for you two, not knowing what to expect.

your hand travels down his chest to grab his erection and line it up with your entrance. his breathing becomes heavier as he concentrates on your facial expressions.

"you ready, doll?" he whispers, slowly pushing into you right when he hears a quiet "yes" escape your mouth. once he's fully buried himself inside you, he lets you adjust to his length. you hold your breath as he fully pulls himself out completely. you gasp at the loss of contact before he enters you again, this time slightly faster.

his hips start thrusting, not too aggressively, once you've completely adjusted to him. you grab onto his shoulders and close your eyes.

"faster." you command, and he immediately complies, his thrusts becoming more frantic and rhythmic. silent moans escape your mouth when his mouth finds your neck again, nipping at it. he grabs your hand, holding it down next to your head as his hips brush against yours at a fast pace.

you feel him coming closer to his high as he loudly grunts against your shoulder. his hand leaves yours and three fingers travel down to your clit, rubbing small fast circles, hoping that you'll both finish together.

he lifts his head up to watch you, his pace not slowing down. your legs twitch and shake as you moan his name repeatedly, not able to resist the heat building up in your stomach.

"you're so good to me, sweetheart" he says between thrusts, that have become sloppier now, you both reaching your high at the same time. your vision goes black when your orgasm washes over you as you feel his body go limp against yours when he spills inside you, comforted by the fact that you remembered to take your birth control yesterday.

your sweaty bodies stay like that for a few minutes, limbs entwined with one another, not letting each other go. you feel him breathe against your ear and you lightly scratch his back with one hand.

before you can say goodnight, you feel the warm sun on your face and wake up to johnny next to you, hands around your waist, still sound asleep.

"morning," you whisper into his ear, waking him up with a big grin on his face.

"wanna hop in the shower with me?" you tease, knowing the offer is too good to resist.

[myoddessy]

hey! Hope this isn’t annoying or to much but I would love it if you wrote a hcs for the jackass cast dating a female cast member, who is the craziest one, she’s done for anything and everything no matter how weird, dangerous, or insane it is. i guess pretty much a girl who is like johnny and steve o combined. I see to many ones with girls who are shy or scared, and they are so boring. can’t wait to see what you write, even if it’s not this!

YES OHMYGOSH whenever i imagine a female jackass member, she's always batshit insane and i love it so much- for these hcs, i did johnny, bam, and steve-o but if you want to see some others then i'll do them asap

RECKLESS CREW MEMBER!S/O

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE !!

you guys are fucking terrifying oh my god-

okay but let's start with the fact that nobody was surprised when you ended up together. like, you both do so many stunts together because you're both up for anything that it was only a matter of time before you started dating.

whether it's the classic johnny knoxville or the gorgeous silver foxville, this man has no shame and with loudly say the most inappropriate shit when you do a dangerous stunt.

"my ding ding's harder than a turnbuckle" is automatically associated with you bleeding in some way atp.

that being said, he gets really worried about you when you do some of the crazier stunts .

you'd 100% be jeff's fav because you're down for anything, but he could honestly go without johnny clinging to his arm like a worried mother when you're in the bull ring.

overall, 10/10 power couple ( unhinged version )

BAM MARGERA !!

he thinks you're crazy hot but, like, in a psychopathic way

like, he knows your batshit insane and that's one of the main reasons he finds you so hot if that makes sense

pls make fun of him for throwing up easily, idc if you aren't much better, he gets so pissy and it makes for great content

another one who's scared for you but will also be the one suggesting you for death-defying stunts most of the time

97% of the time, if someone other than jeff volunteers you for a stunt, it's bam

the other three percent is probably johnny because nobody else wanted to do the stunt and he played it off as if you were the first choice

bam doesn't volunteer you out of spite or a want to see you nearly snap your neck, he just does it because he knows you can handle it and knows you'll love the footage that comes out of the stunt — regardless as to whether or not you get fucking ragdolled

i can see you and jeff rubbing your hands together like scheming flies when you plan a but where you're working with snakes that are kind of wrapped around your arms and you're totally chill about it, but bam gets called in and loses his shit

overall, 9/10 he's heart eyes 24/7 but an instigating little shit

STEVE-O !!

oh he gets so happy when he finds out your down to do any stunt

will definitely bring you along for wildboyz and will refuse to comment on you showing him up on stunts and shit

yk that one scene in 3.5 (i think??) where he says that when filming wildboyz, he refused to do a bungee jump? you definitely did that instead of him just for funsies

i mentioned it in the bam segment, but you'd both do so many wildboyz bits with animals and you'd both eat shit nearly every time but you don't care because it's funny

i can see you both getting really competitive over who can do the most disgusting thing and not hurl when everyone's drunk at someone's house...

spike probably intervened after you snorted a line of salt and pepper off of ryan's ass

overall, 9 and a half/10 purely because you'd both be incredibly scary to be around and idk if that's a good thing or not

[hitmewithabusposts]

There’s just something about silver foxville…

Old Man(Foxville x Reader)

HIGHLY suggestive but not full on smut, if anyone wants a smutty part 2 lmk bc this has been in my drafts for like 2 weeks

“Y/n!? Sweetheart?” I heard my boyfriend of the past 6 years yell from our shared bathroom. “Did you hurt yourself, Knoxville?” I asked, always assuming the worst with him. “No just…just come here” he said, sounding impatient.

I walked in and leaned against the doorframe, watching him stare at himself in the mirror. I admired him and the open shirt he had on, and watched his hands as they ran through his hair and down his chest smoothing out his shirt. “What’s wrong baby?” I questioned, looking at him and around the bathroom for whatever I was supposed to be seeing.

“Am I too old? I mean I don’t feel old but I look old. Should I just dye my hair again or?” “No!” I immediately blurted out, immediately cutting that thought of his off. That silver hair of his was one of the best things that ever happened to our relationship, and became my favorite thing to pull too. “But I mean, you don’t have gray hair, or wrinkles, or-“ he kept going on and on.

To shut him up, I walked up to him and pulled on his arm to spin him to face me. “Stop that. Can you not seriously tell how much I love you? Even if you’re ‘old’. Seriously Knox, I think you’re sexier now than you were 6 years ago” I told him, snorting at my own confession. “Oh really?” He asked, raising an eyebrow and running one of his big, calloused hands down my side and pulled my torso into his, feeling my hips push into his.

I nodded, licking my lips and he smashed his into mine, and my fingers found their place in his hair as I lightly tugged on it, getting him to sigh between our kisses. He walked us backwards into our room until my knees hit the bed, where he pushed me down on my back and stood over me, hands holding onto my thighs.

“God honey, you don’t know what you do to me” he mumbled, moving to place a leg between mine, and leaning down to kiss down my neck and collar bones.

“Well I guess you just gotta keep up then…old man” I joked, knowing that would get him riled up. “You don’t know what you just asked for doll” he said, his voice now lower and he grabbed my waist, pulling me closer to him as he leaned down closer to my body, his hands finding their way under my shirt. Little did he know I knew exactly what I was getting myself into.

[welcometojackass2022]

Hi! I hope you're okay and having a lovely day! I'm the person who sent in the request about period sex with Johnny and i was just wondering if I could send in another request?

Female reader telling Silver Foxville that she's pregnant but she's really nervous because he's already got kids and he's never said anything to her about wanting anymore and that she's scared in case he thinks he's too old to be a new dad again? Turns out Johnny's over the moon and he keeps a hand on her stomach whenever he can and he's really excited about having a baby with you?

Completely fine if you don't write this kind of thing, I just thought i'd ask :)

Hi! I’m good, hope you are :) I forgot to include this in my list of rules but i don’t write anything about pregnancy or the reader having kids, sorry. :((( this is such a cute idea tho!! maybe ask around and see if someone else will write it

[godsworstson]

dirty old man

[berzahoes]

i’m cool enough | johnny knoxville

summary: johnny and the reader’s daughter thinks her dad is cool unlike her brother.

an: silver foxville supremacy!! also the daughter has a random name, if you’d like to change it, you’re welcome to do so <3 btw i’m going to use johnny instead of pj for this fic

warnings: mentions of vomit

“and how is the family? you’ve got two teenagers?” jimmy kimmel asked. johnny was a guest on the tonight show since he was promoting ‘jackass forever’.

“yeah, i have a son and a daughter. mason and olivia,” johnny nodded. “they’re great kids.”

“and do they care that their dad is johnny knoxville? i saw a clip from steve-o’s podcast the other day and you said your son has never watched any jackass stuff?”

johnny laughed. “that’s right. he hasn’t watched any of the movies because one, he doesn’t like seeing me hurt and two, he thinks it’s lame.”

“and your daughter? has she seen anything?”

“she has watched some stuff like the lamborghini tooth pull, but she loves it when i’m the one doing the stunts like the bull roller skating stunt.“ he explained. he remembers the first time olivia had ever seen a jackass stunt. she was ten and it was the toro totter stunt where he mentioned many times that he had won since he was the last one standing.

“so you have one kid who thinks you’re the coolest dad on the planet and another kid who thinks it’s time for retirement.” jimmy chuckled along with the audience.

“mason is just there to keep me humble.”

“does your wife like olivia watching your stunts? i’m guessing she doesn’t want your daughter even attempting a stunt.” jimmy was right. you made both mason and olivia promise that they would never ever try a stunt. they kept their promise so far. you dreaded the day when olivia or mason (especially olivia) came into the house with a broken arm or missing teeth because of a stunt they tried to do.

“she doesn’t mind the kids watching, just as long as clothes are on and there’s no vomit. my wife hates vomit. she will not enter a room if she hears someone say that they feel like they’re about to vomit.” johnny explained. “she also doesn’t want the kids doing stunts, which i agree, we don’t want our kids getting hurt. i tell them ‘leave the stupid dangerous stuff to me!’.”

“so no jackass legacy?”

“my wife will kill me if one of my kids ends up with a tiny scratch.”

[thegettingbyp2]

Silver Foxville gives me huge sugar daddy vibes so maybe an au type story where reader is Johnnys sugar baby or something???

Sugar

You nudged the front door closed with your hip, the bags weighing your arms down so you couldn’t lift them. You toed your shoes off and made your way through to the living room, smiling gently when you saw Johnny sitting on the sofa, typing away on his laptop. When he looked up, his lips spread into a warm grin and a chuckle left his lips when he noticed the bags that were practically scraping the floor.

‘Looks like you’ve been busy,’ he said, raising his eyebrow at you as you struggled to take your arms out of the bag to go and join him on the sofa. As you made your way over to him, Johnny moved his laptop to the side, indicating that he wanted you to sit on his lap. You straddled his lap and his hips automatically came to rest on your hips, keeping you steady. Wrapping your arms around his neck, you tilted your head to connect your lips, fingers gently tugging the hair at the nape of his neck. Johnny hummed happily into the kiss and his fingers clenched around your skin slightly, making your hips jolt against him.

‘Hi,’ you whispered against his lips when you broke the kiss, your hand coming up to rest against his cheek.

‘Hi, baby,’ he replied lowly, his eyes trained on your lips.

You and Johnny had a sugar daddy/baby dynamic going on between you. It was actually Johnny’s idea, the idea of you letting him take care of you turning him on more than he’d care to admit. At first, you were a bit hesitant, not wanting to seem like you were with Johnny only for his money, but when you saw how happy it would make him when he’d see you wearing something he’d brought for you, you realised that it was something Johnny genuinely wanted.

‘So, are you going to show me what you brought or not?’ he asked, his thumbs starting to rub circles against your hips. You quickly hopped off of his lap and made your way over to the pile of bags, making sure to bend over when you reached into the first one, smirking when you heard the small groan leave Johnny’s lips.

‘Well, I brought this,’ you said, holding out a skimpy set of deep red lingerie which, judging by the small scraps of material that the set consisted of, clearly wasn’t going to cover up much. You looked over at Johnny who had gone still, his eyes trained on the lingerie in your hand. You smirked when you saw how his brain was short-circuiting before you were even wearing it.

‘I think you should probably go and put that on, doll,’ he said, clearing his throat as he began to come back to himself.

‘Really? Don’t you want to see what else I brought?’ you asked with mock-innocence.

Johnny stood up from the sofa and slowly walked towards you before placing his hands back on your hips and roughly yanking you towards him, pressing your hands against his chest to steady yourself. He lowered his head until his mouth was next to your ear.

‘We’ll have time for that later. No go and try this on.’ He gently pushed you towards the stairs and watched your ass as you walked up the stairs, taking a seat back on the sofa, waiting for you to come back down.

It wasn’t long before you walked back into the living room, wearing nothing but your new lingerie set and Johnny’s mouth fell open as he took in your appearance. Getting a hold of himself, he spread his legs wider and beckoned you over with one finger. As soon as you were seated in his lap again, his lips were on your skin, tracing patterns down your neck and your fingers threaded through the hair at the top of his head, tugging lightly which made him smirk and nip the top of your breast.

‘You look so pretty baby,’ he said almost to himself as he let his eyes rake over your body without any shame.

You whimpered quietly which made Johnny chuckle as you buried your head in his neck, pressing kisses to his skin. ‘Who brought you this, baby?’ he asked, fisting his hand in the hair at the back of your head before pulling your head up to look at him.

‘I did,’ you replied, deciding to toy with him a little. You were cut off when Johnny’s hand came down quickly and sharply against your ass as he tutted at you quietly.

‘Try again,’ he said, his lips hovering over your throat, the feel of his breath on your skin but not his lips driving you insane.

‘You did, Johnny, you brought It for me,’ you gasped when you felt his cock start to press against your crotch.

‘That’s better,’ he said, running his thumb along your bottom lip, tugging on it gently. ‘Though as good as you look in it baby, I think we’d better see what it looks like on the floor.’

[hitmewithabusposts]

The new cast of jackass freaking out over the famous reader who is married to Johnny who came to visit that fine silver fox-I mean her husband 😭💗

I LOVE THIS! I have a slightly suggestive silver foxville fic in my drafts rn I’m debating on posting…so maybe this will help me post that because that man is still fine as hell😭🫣

Out with the Old

Knox x reader

I arrived on set, but because of covid it was the first time I was allowed to visit my husband and all his friends while they were filming, it was also the first time I’d be officially meeting the new guys.

Johnny said they were filming a bit with Rachel, Poopies, and Steveo where they had to be “mimes” and right away I saw the mime costumes and Knox in a green cardigan and his raybans that haven’t left his side for 20 years.

When Knox saw me, his face lit up and he jogged over to me, wrapping his arms around my waist, and bending down to kiss me, my hand sliding up to his jaw. He didn’t know I was coming today either, I’d been filming for a show up in Canada the past 2 weeks so he’d only been able to fly out once to see me since they were filming Jackass right now too, so I talked to Jeff and wanted to surpise him.

We met back in 2005, both of us on set for some movie and after filming was done for that, he asked me out. And 4 years later he proposed, and we’ve been married since then. The other guys of Jackass have just become complete family to me too, spending so much time with them at premiers, dinners, and visiting everyone on set when I wasn’t filming something of my own.

“God honey, what are you doing here?” He asked suprised, his hands holding my hips still. “We got done filming early, and I wanted to suprise you, so I talked to Jeff and he said I could come” I said, running my hand down his chest, feeling him flex under his tee shirt.

“I’ve missed you” he told me, engulfing me in another hug that I’ve missed. “C‘mon, we just have a bit more to film, but you can see some of the old guys who are here and I’ll introduce you to the new ones, then I’m taking you home” he said, throwing me a wink under his sunglasses.

By now everyone was starting, and the new people were talking amongst themselves, pointing over at me. When me and Knox started to approach, Chris instantly ran over to hug me. “I’ve missed you, this man hasn’t shut up about you since filming started” he said, making Johnny’s cheeks blush. I looked over at him, and his silver hair that was shining in the sunlight, and reflecting off his tan skin. If anyone ages like fine wine, it’s my husband.

The new guys had slowly approached us, so I turned to them and said, “hey guys! I’m y/n, I’m married to this old man” I joked, poking Knox in his arm, as he was standing behind me, hugging me with his head on my shoulder.

“we know who you are! Everyone here always talks about you and you’re one of my favorite actresses!” Rachel said, coming up to give me a hug. “It’s so nice to see a girl around here for a change! Keep them in shape for me when I’m not around” I joked, getting a laugh from everyone.

Poopies talked next saying, “wow, I totally had a crush on you when I was a kid” and then turned to Knox and said, “you’re a lucky man dude” getting everyone to laugh again, and a slap to the arm from Knox.

“Thank god you showed up, Knox has been relentless and getting on everyone’s nerves, I think he just needs laid” Steveo joked, telling me about how much of a handful he’d been the past couple weeks, especially with the tasers which didn’t surprise me.

We all stood around and talked, and I watched Steveo get his shins absolutely destroyed with a skateboard, before Knox was back at my side, his arm around my waist. “Wanna get out of here sweetheart?” He asked lowly, running a big hand down my side. “Of course, old man” I joked, making him smile and kiss my head.

“We’re out for the night, we’ll see you guys in the morning!” He yelled, multiple people waving or yelling “see ya later” back. Jeff yelling “don’t have too much fun kids”, getting a middle finger from me and a “this is why I taze you Jeff” from Knox as we walked to his car.

He held the door open for me and ran around to the drivers seat, instantly holding my hand in his over the counsel. “So, what do you think of the new guys?” He asked, turning his head to look at me with that million-dollar smile I fell for.

“They’re super funny, I can’t wait to meet the others, you picked good honey” I told him, to which he kissed the back of my hand and said, “well I’m married to you, so obviously I know how to pick ‘em”

[hitmewithabusposts]

Johnny x wife!reader; she is in an interview about herself but gushes about her husband going grey

I love me some silver foxville 😩

Best thing that’s ever happened

I sat in the chair for another interview that would be live on the news about the new Jackass film and my experiences filming. I only joined the cast the first movie after PJ had seen me when they were filming for the show still and I was one of the only female bull riders at the ranch they’d film at.

So when they wanted to add a girl to the cast for the movie, they knew who to call, and if you ask PJ he’d tell you he knew I was “the one” the first time he saw my ass get thrown off a bull. Since then, I’ve done stunts with the boys, and lots of stunts with the bulls and Knox. As for him and I, we got together at the end of production of the first movie, and were married within a year.

The interviewer came in and sat down with a list of questions to ask me, and greeted me shaking my hand. “Hey, y/n Knoxville, or is it clapp?” She asked, making me chuckle a little.

“Well, legally it’s Clapp, but you know Knox insisted I take his stage last name too when we tied the knot. So either works for me” I replied smiling, and looking at the bands stacked on my left ring finger.

“So, let’s try to stay positive, tell us what was the best thing that came out of having to film during covid, what was it like?”

“Well, we started test runs before lockdown, but weren’t able to film for a while, and I’d say that’s where the best thing happened, I’m sure everyone noticed Knox’s new look this movie.” I said fondly, thinking of my husband and blushing.

“You’re saying him not dying his hair is the best thing?” She asked laughing but I just nodded and replied, “oh definitely, he was so handsome before, and I may be biased, but I’ve never seen someone age so well”

“I think a lot of the fans would agree with that, and how all of you guys look great, especially since it’s been over 10 years since the last film was released” she said, as a clip from Jackass 3D played behind us.

“Oh definitely, Steveo especially has been getting a ton of praise from fans, we’re all just so proud of him. And like I said, Knox’s hair was a big change that you notice in the movie. He started the movie with black hair and ended it being silver” I said laughing.

“Are we gonna see any big stunts from you this movie?”

“I think so, I think all of us older cast members really went hard with this because we don’t know what the future holds for us or for Jackass, and I love doing stunts and pranks with Johnny, so him and I especially made the most of it I think. I just love him so much” I said, still blushing thinking of him.

“I love seeing how much you admire him, and I think it’s clear how much he admires you, thank you for coming in today and we can’t wait to see the movie. Everyone make sure you hit the theaters this Friday to see Jackass Forever” she said, as the cameras stopped rolling.

I gathered my stuff and looked at my phone to see a text from PJ that said:

“Hell, if I would have known you liked my gray hair that much I would have stopped dying it years ago ;)”